NationStates Jolt Archive


Darkest Before The Dawn: F.U.L.P Goes After Terrorists

United Libran Planets
18-11-2008, 14:13
OOC: (Open Enrollment, Future Tech)

-Germania City, Europa Secundus

The Duke of Germania Province and the Captain-General of Germania City survey the mess left after a recent attack from the radical Edenite terrorist group, "The Order of The Green Cross".
"This is insane. Totally senseless", says Captain-General Vlad Nakita. "What kind of nuts is the Order"? Duke Shultzz equally looks over the bomb damage and the bloodstains of the fourty left dead by the recent terrorist attack of the Order of The Green Cross.
"There is only one thing to do, Vlad. I am going to call out the Provincial Guard as well as request that the Supreme Magnate send the Steel Knights here to exterminate the vermin. I don't care how justified they feel; there is never a reason to kill innocents like this!"
The Order of The Green Cross left a note at the scene called "The Budjahllah Manifesto" that says "In the name of Budjahllah, the Great and Merciful, we of the Holy Faith of Adam demand that all animals presently enslaves by the speciest policies of the Federation, along with indentured Humanzee's be freed. If our demands are not met, then we shall stike, as the wrathful sword of Budjahllah to punish the speciest sinners and the enslavers of our Humanzee bretheren."
Meanwhile, in the distance, a group of indentured Humanzees come to clean up the mess. Humanzees are a mix of Chimpanzee and Neanderthal D.N.A, and are indentured untill they can pay off the cost of having created them in Federation D.N.A labs. Their indentured period usually lasts for 25 years, after which they are freed and usually trasnported to the planet Gan Eden or Shamballah, where most of the Faithful who practice the faith of Edenism live.
As the Humanzee slaves clean up the rubble and remove the bodies, one of them is silently singing to the other. Humanzees are incapable of human speech, but communicate through ASL (American Sing Language). 'We must assist our human brothers, Chee. Surely Budjahllah wishes us to be free so we may join our brothers on Gan Eden, living free in the rainforest to worship Budjahllah, the Kind and Mericful.". The Humanzee Chee sings back "Soon we will, my brother. The Jihad to end the Age of Steel is apon us, and these speciest oppressors will pay for this!". Blissfully unaware, the Count and Captain-General watch as the supposedly "stupid" Humanzees continue their task...