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You! Yes you! How would YOU like to own a piece of HISTORY! Well now you can - thanks to the Havenic Trading Company! Our exclusive deal with the Battleford Arsenal allows you access to quality Izistani surplus - at competitive prices! Come own a piece of functional history!

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6.5x55mm Lee-Nordenfeldt Rifles

Kept in general service for almost one hundred years! Now issued as a squad level DMR, but this doesn't stop you from having access to our excessive stock of refurbished rifles!

Lee-Nordenfeldt No. 2 Mk. 3 (bolt action!) - $129 USD! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12958714&postcount=116) (http://xs233.xs.to/xs233/08466/nordenfeldt_mk23519.png)

Lee-Nordenfeldt No. 7 (unique semi-automatic conversion!) - $200 USD! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12763636&postcount=5)

Lee-Nordenfeldt No. 8 (short semi-automatic carbine, 11x43mm) - $300 USD! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12767442&postcount=25)

Breyr semi-automatic 9.8 ACP pistol!

No. 1 Breyr - $179 USD. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12767489&postcount=27)

Note: The 9.8 ACP is an actual cartridge from European ammunition trials in the early 1900's. It should be similar in preformance to modern .40 caliber pistol ammunition.

NEAK RAR-4 Assault Rifles!

Soviet era hardware got you down? Well now you can have cutting edge reliability and standardization with your ammunition stocks! The RAR-4 has seen decades of service with the Izistani military and was only recently replaced!

RAR-4 assault rifle - $300 USD!
LMR - $400 USD!
Carbine (9x39mm or 9x42mm) - $250!
(http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12767586&postcount=30)

Compact hand grenades!

Yes! You too can purchase a case of our famous micro-handgrenades! They *are* the size and shape of a golf ball for a [I]reason you know!

Box of six grenades - $70 USD. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12767481&postcount=26)

Shipping Information

Our weapons are all shipp in individual sealed wooden boxes. Inside is a layer of shock absorbing synthetic fiber, and the weapon which is inside a vacuum sealed plastic bag. All metal surfaces are coated with our proprietary preservative coating - rather like the infamous cosmoline but SPF-10 does not gum up in vacuum and is water soluble. Remember to clean before use! A normal dishwasher will suffice (or a stream, etc).

All firearms come with two magazines, a comic book style instruction manual (English translation), a cleaning kit, and take down tool.

For purchasing enquires, please direct communications/money orders to our sales officer, Thomas Syhut.

We now accept Mastercard!

Considering as well an African AK-clones manufacturer, which we dismissed due to questions of reliability regarding trusting an organization that lacks any sort of register and claims to sell AK clones, technicals and cheap "gangsta" caps, the Commissariat of State Defense has considered the high cost-efficiency of your products as highly attractive for our war-time needs on arming of our numberful People's Militias. However, we have been effectively blockaded of all maritime routes due to the conflict. Fortunately we have a border with the Aquitaine, which will be appropriate for the shipments, also, we are willing to pay extra in an additional purchase request for copies of the instruction manuals in Spanish. Thus we would like to procure the following arms at the total value of $ 1.323 billion USD, which shall be sent through proper channels.


4,000,000 Lee-Nordenfeldt No. 2 Mk. 3 rifles
2,000,000 RAR-4 assault rifles
500,000 LMR Light machineguns
100,000 boxes of six grenades


Finally, we would like to know if Havenic Trading Company has bouncy, sticky, chocolate-bar disguised or otherwise unconventional bombs available for sale.

Considering as well an African AK-clones manufacturer, which we dismissed due to questions of reliability regarding trusting an organization that lacks any sort of register and claims to sell AK clones, technicals and cheap "gangsta" caps, the Commissariat of State Defense has considered the high cost-efficiency of your products as highly attractive for our war-time needs on arming of our numberful People's Militias. However, we have been effectively blockaded of all maritime routes due to the conflict. Fortunately we have a border with the Aquitaine, which will be appropriate for the shipments, also, we are willing to pay extra in an additional purchase request for copies of the instruction manuals in Spanish. Thus we would like to procure the following arms at the total value of $ 1.323 billion USD, which shall be sent through proper channels.


4,000,000 Lee-Nordenfeldt No. 2 Mk. 3 rifles
2,000,000 RAR-4 assault rifles
500,000 LMR Light machineguns
100,000 boxes of six grenades


Finally, we would like to know if Havenic Trading Company has bouncy, sticky, chocolate-bar disguised or otherwise unconventional bombs available for sale.

Unfortunately our elastomer hand grenades were never made in sufficient number to be available to anyone outside special forces. However the rest of your order can be easily fulfilled. We'll ship the first installment tonight by sea. ~T.S.

We are willing to purchase 150,000 RAR4 Rifles for a total sum of 37,500,000. Half of the rifles should be in 5.45x39 caliber, and the other in 7.62x39. Funds will be transferred upon confirmation of order.


-SRCP Ministry of Internal Affairs

We are willing to purchase 150,000 RAR4 Rifles for a total sum of 37,500,000. Half of the rifles should be in 5.45x39 caliber, and the other in 7.62x39. Funds will be transferred upon confirmation of order.


-SRCP Ministry of Internal Affairs

Thats no problem at all. We'll bring them in by air courier! ~T.S.

*Checks stock of Lee-Nordenfeldt rifles, I plan to buy them ALL. Maybe...
That or just 120 million rifles, whichever comes first...

Most interested in No 7 Mk 1+2 and No 8 Mk 1+2 models.

Willing to pay no greater than $28 Billion.

*Checks stock of Lee-Nordenfeldt rifles, I plan to buy them ALL. Maybe...
That or just 120 million rifles, whichever comes first...

Most interested in No 7 Mk 1+2 and No 8 Mk 1+2 models.

Willing to pay no greater than $28 Billion.

Would you be interested in the tooling to manufacture them? We'd let that go and grant you a license for five billion. ~T.S.

Would you be interested in the tooling to manufacture them? We'd let that go and grant you a license for five billion. ~T.S.

It's one of those "we're in a bit of a hurry" kind of purchases.

So therefore, we are not interested in producing these weapons, we merely want them due to a very apparent necessity.

OOC:
3 thousand 666 posts! WooT!

Defense Ministry of the Free Republic of Lamoni

To: Thomas Syhut, Havenic Trading Company

The Defense Ministry would like to inquire about the possibility of DPR's for the Mk.1 4 cm hand grenade. We would be willing to pay up to 159,388,987.06 standard dollars for DPR's of this weapon, and for the separately negotiated right to sell these weapons at LAIX Arms.

Signed,

John Overton
Minister of Defense
Free Republic of Lamoni

Defense Ministry of the Free Republic of Lamoni

To: Thomas Syhut, Havenic Trading Company

The Defense Ministry would like to inquire about the possibility of DPR's for the Mk.1 4 cm hand grenade. We would be willing to pay up to 159,388,987.06 standard dollars for DPR's of this weapon, and for the separately negotiated right to sell these weapons at LAIX Arms.

Signed,

John Overton
Minister of Defense
Free Republic of Lamoni

OOC: HT, I`m pretty sure I don`t even have that many rifles. :p Also sorry Lamoni, I haven`t checked my threads for awhile. As for selling them, be sure to credit me and TNE please (well, TNE anyway).

Well, after consultation with our IP law firm, we have no problem with this. We`ll throw in some of the more difficult to find tooling as well, whole lot will be delivered on the freighter Istvan in a couple of weeks.

-T.S.

9/10 of men surveyed say firing a Breyr increased the size of their genitalia. Buy yours today!