NationStates Jolt Archive

The Threat of ODECON and it's terrorists were still something that many Ryouese thought would end once the world knew The Ryouese were not "Warmongering Pirates." like the ODECON wanted the world to believe.

But It seemed ODECONs evil was not going away and that ODECON might attack soon. and The Ryouese did not want another war, they were already fighting one.

Isabella soon sent the Message to The world.

"The Evil Alliance known as ODECON is a threat not only to The Ryouese people, culture and Government, But to all Culture. These Nazis only want their Culture forced on others because they hate all other Cultures, The Stevidians and The Grestonians claim that they are fighting 'warmongering Impeiralists' when they have enslaved peoples like Gataway and Kurona BY FORCE all in the name of their Empires of Nazism and Fanatical Ideas. The Stevidians also have ban other Religions but their own.

"ODECON is at war with Culture and Humanity, At war with Civilization and At war with Freedom, The Beast of ODECON must be destroyed."

Reply from The Monarchy of Lynion

Have you being drinking again? You are a warmongering country. We don't force our culture onto you and you need to stop waging war.

Despite the fact that the Führer of the Fascist State of Siriusa has not been paying attention to the news recently and does not know what ODECON is off the top of his head, he would like to make it known that he is surprised at the apparent "war on culture."

He would also like to officially state that these claims by the Ryou Black Islands are more than likely false, and would also like to unofficially state, "I'm getting tired of this shit," whilst rolling his eyes.

OOC: but srsly now, what's ODECON?

When informed of this sudden turn of events, the King replied, "Why the hell should I care?"

Unofficial Message from Alexander Kazansky

I would like to approve this message. I will cut the Ryouese a check of one trillion dollars of my own funds to brutally kill as many Grestonians as they humanly can.

(OOC: okay, I seem to be missing something huge because I haven't actually seen Ryou monger many wars, whereas I've seen plenty of people demand war, if not worse, on them because of warmongering which seems to not even exist anymore.)

OOC: ODECON is not an extension of the Greston and will never be used as a tool for Grestonian aggression. Our qualms with Ryou are purely based off of his warmongering and support of international piracy, emphasis on the second point.

Official Statement

These allegations by Miss Isabella, we believe to be utterly and completely false. Though we have never heard of this ODECON, we find, that more often than not, Miss Isabella is wrong, when it comes to matters of international affairs.

OOC: What is ODECON?

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Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Stoklomolvi Federation
7656 Hegemony Drive, Administrative Compound, Office Complex 7C, Hallway 52L, Room 89
Vladistov, Stoklomolvi Federation

Encryption Level 0, Null Encryption
To: [OPEN COMMUNIQUÉ]
Subject: General Statement

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The Ryou Black Islands? CULTURED? We scoff at the mere IDEA! They create terrible "animes" that are clearly government propaganda, cannot spell correctly even in official communiqués, and use improper grammar regardless of what they are writing about! We spit! We laugh!

Perhaps the Ryouese are the true aubergines, not the Grestonians.

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OOC: Beats me...

IC:

The Prime Minister of Zoingo looked up from the headline and smacked his forhead.

"Uggh...not again" he groaned, he then rang for his secretary.

"Please put this headline under the 'Delusional Heretic' category of our archives." he ordered.

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Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Stoklomolvi Federation
7656 Hegemony Drive, Administrative Compound, Office Complex 7C, Hallway 52L, Room 89
Vladistov, Stoklomolvi Federation

Encryption Level 0, Null Encryption
To: [OPEN COMMUNIQUÉ]
Subject: General Statement

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The Ryou Black Islands? CULTURED? We scoff at the mere IDEA! They create terrible "animes" that are clearly government propaganda, cannot spell correctly even in official communiqués, and use improper grammar regardless of what they are writing about! We spit! We laugh!

Perhaps the Ryouese are the true aubergines, not the Grestonians.

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Quoted for Agreeance

OOC: Beats me...

IC:

The Prime Minister of Zoingo looked up from the headline and smacked his forhead.

"Uggh...not again" he groaned, he then rang for his secretary.

"Please put this headline under the 'Delusional Heretic' category of our archives." he ordered.


OOC: I am sorry to put a pure OOC post but...

Zoingo, that was lulz™. You win this thread. Have a cookie.

From: East Congaree Executive Office

To: Ryouese Empress Isabella

I figured I would take the time to talk to your government even in this time of war. We feel your war is one of culture, against or adherance to god and ultimately the Southern people. To the best of my knowledge, any agression the ODECON alliance has given to you in the past, or what they may give to you in the future, is not a concern of culture.


East Congaree Freedom Party Chairman and President- Reginald Deree

OOC: I am sorry to put a pure OOC post but...

Zoingo, that was lulz™. You win this thread. Have a cookie.
OOC:
Yay for lulz™! I was the funniest *Takes cookie and breaks it into 2*

Here Stocklomolvi...you deserve a piece for your good general statement of how NS feels about this.

OOC: What is ODECON?

OOC: The Oceanic Defense Coalition. It's an alliance founded by myself and includes such members as Greston, Stevid, Crimmond, Brittanican Adenia (Barronia), Independent Hitmen, and Kirav, among others. Ryou is pissed because we're on the verge of declaring war on him for supporting international piracy.

OOC: Well congulations on your efforts.

OOC: I should join....lol this is creating the opposite effect for TRBI

Unofficial Message from Alexander Kazansky

I would like to approve this message. I will cut the Ryouese a check of one trillion dollars of my own funds to brutally kill as many Grestonians as they humanly can.

[[OOC: I would like to approve the following message. I cut you break from attempting to do so because I don't RP with any one I haven't pre-agreed with; especially not pompous, Havenic, elitists.

And for everyone else, please ignore this thread because it is based purely on OOC basis (OOC stuff that isn't even true). So, quite frankly, this is impossible and completely idiotic.]]

OOC: Well, TRBI is trying to get newbie nations to join his side because of his views or he's trying to break up the alliance. However, no matter what he does, people still don't join his aid no matter how bad it seems.

[[OOC: And for everyone else, please ignore this thread because it is based purely on an OOC basis (OOC stuff that isn't even true). So, quite frankly, this is impossible and completely idiotic.]]

OOC: Quite true, actually. There's a fair bit of metagaming going on here, though it's possible that the Ryouese government just doesn't like ODECON in general because of our anti-piracy standpoint.

[[OOC: Furthermore, this is a metagame and by extension a god mode. For those of you uncapable of under standing that, a metagaming is to use OOC knowledge to protect, aid, help, or better yourself in the IC.

So once again, ignore this thread. If you have any questions, please TG me or send me an email/IM at MichaelofGreston@hotmail.com]]

( OOC: The sewage that some insist in calling a "roleplay" which sometimes is spurted around here is getting older than the "pull my finger" prank. Not that my current settings have allowed me to read much of it. Then the few decent RPs are pulled down the page, because people who actually take an effort can't be posting constantly.

And Allanea, I will give the benefit of doubt, this time, but I don't hold high grounds on giving any supposed support given such way, specially in a failful thread which reeks of OOC E-drama )

OOC: I'm going to start singing the "Let's Keep it Civil" song right now. Anyone care to join me?

OOC:
Yay for lulz™! I was the funniest *Takes cookie and breaks it into 2*

Here Stocklomolvi...you deserve a piece for your good general statement of how NS feels about this.
Yay!

Come on, just bash him in IC, not OOC.

As this has once again turned into nothing more than an OOC ignorefest. closing.

The Ryou Black Islands, can you PLEASE consider some actual roleplaying, and not this constant mass declaration of war on the NS world? Thanks.