Green Choppas
12-11-2008, 06:41
In the Green Choppas homeland:
For reasons unknown to the outside world, one of the four mighty Clans, the Ugleez, approximately 4 million orks strong, marches southeast towards Mount Hulen near the border with the Holy Empire of Cult Imperialis. The orks, always ready for war, march with their Shootas and Choppas, with Warbikes and Warbuggies tearing across the terrain and scaring the bejesus out of the wildlife. Mad Docs and Mechboyz march too, ready to fight or repair orks or meks, as the case may be. At the current rate of movement it will take the Ugleez two weeks to reach the Mount Hulen area.
While the inexplicable march is under way, one tribe breaks free of the clan and speeds ahead. This tribe, about a thousand strong and consisting of a wide array of Ork primary and support units, races towards the border. At their current speed they will pass the base of Mount Hulen in 6 hours, and be only a day's travel from the small river Bylen that demarcates the border between Green Choppas and Cult Imperialis. And just across the border is the Imperialis Factories at Krelatin.
Warlord Steoppa addresses all dignitaries within earshot of his mighty yells:
"Whereas we want to make da big BOOM, an' the 'uman pink-skins have a fuelz an' weapons an' such, we are takin' it all. BOOM BOOM BOOM! 'Ere we go!"
For reasons unknown to the outside world, one of the four mighty Clans, the Ugleez, approximately 4 million orks strong, marches southeast towards Mount Hulen near the border with the Holy Empire of Cult Imperialis. The orks, always ready for war, march with their Shootas and Choppas, with Warbikes and Warbuggies tearing across the terrain and scaring the bejesus out of the wildlife. Mad Docs and Mechboyz march too, ready to fight or repair orks or meks, as the case may be. At the current rate of movement it will take the Ugleez two weeks to reach the Mount Hulen area.
While the inexplicable march is under way, one tribe breaks free of the clan and speeds ahead. This tribe, about a thousand strong and consisting of a wide array of Ork primary and support units, races towards the border. At their current speed they will pass the base of Mount Hulen in 6 hours, and be only a day's travel from the small river Bylen that demarcates the border between Green Choppas and Cult Imperialis. And just across the border is the Imperialis Factories at Krelatin.
Warlord Steoppa addresses all dignitaries within earshot of his mighty yells:
"Whereas we want to make da big BOOM, an' the 'uman pink-skins have a fuelz an' weapons an' such, we are takin' it all. BOOM BOOM BOOM! 'Ere we go!"