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"Its that time of year again folks, the senate election. The parties running for senate seats are again...

The Chazakain National Socialist party(CNS) Symbol/Color: The Pink Gopher. Leaders: Senate Majority Coalition Leader: Aether O'Beal, along with other communist, socialistic parties is a majority power base: currently holds 54% of the senate seats.(They are not nazis, they just aren't really (russian) communist enough to becalled communists instead of socialists)

The Chazakain National Libertarianism party(CNL): Symbol/Color: The Orange Gopher: Leader Theia, currently holds 10% of senate seats.

The Chazakain Green Party(CG): Symbol: The Green Gopher (http://adam.t.bull.googlepages.com/CARTOON_Gopher.jpg/CARTOON_Gopher-full.jpg) Leader: Artemis, currently holds 14% of senate seats.

The Chazakain Feminist Party(pretty extremist at times)(CF): The Female Gopher (http://z.about.com/d/webclipart/1/0/9/V/2/gopher43.gif), Leader: Bia, currently has 1% of senate seats.

The Chazakain Masculism Party(CM): The Black Male Gopher, Leader: Charon, currently has 2% of senate seats.

The Chazakain Royal Party(CR): The Royal Crested Gopher, Leader: Former Emperor of Chazaka, currently has 5% of senate seats.

The Chazakain Catholic Party(CC): The Pious Gopher, Leader: Eros, currently has 8% of senate seats.

The Chazakain Atheist Party(CA): The Dead Gopher, Leader: Morpheus, currently has 6% of senate seats.

and a new party has risen for this years election. The Chazakain Capitalist Party(CCP), whose symbol is the , the head of the party is a Mr. Adams Smith, since its a brand new party they currently have 0% of the seats in the senate.

Pictures: Smith (http://www.parliament.nz/NR/rdonlyres/56B15AAB-9F53-4FF9-BBE0-419441840410/0/Muldooncaricature.jpg) O'Beal (http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/gregtobi/Birdman.jpg), Theia (http://www.aolcdn.com/tvgalleries/politicians_bartlet.jpg), Bia (http://www.dsf.health.state.pa.us/health/lib/health/familyhealth/pregnant_teen_softedges.jpg), Artemis (http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/10/31/moore_wideweb__430x340.jpg), Former Emperor (http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Image/one-tree-hill/sweeney.JPG), Morpheus (http://www.the7thfire.com/images/morphs-pic.gif), Charon (http://livingromcom.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/agent_smith_poses04.jpg), Eros (http://www.theprometheusinstitute.org/images/stories/politician.jpg)

The Issues:

Abortion
Pro-choice:CG, CNS, CNL, CF,CA
Pro-Life:CCP, CC, CR, CM

Economy:
Capitalistic:CCP, CC, CR, CM
Socialist:CG, CNS, CNL, CF,CA

The Environment
Pro-Environment: CG, CNS, CNL, CF, CA
Pro-Business: CCP, CC, CR, CM

War:
For: CCP, CC, CR, CM, CNS, CNL, CF,
Against:CG,CA

Death Penalty:
For: CCP, CR, CM
Against:CG, CNS, CNL, CF,CA, CC,

Military Draft/forced military service starting at 19:
For: CNS, CNL, CCP, CR, CM
Against: CG, CF, CA, CC,

Healthcare
Private: CG, CF, CA, CC, CCP, CR, CM
Government sponsored/mandated:CNS, CNL

lower voting age from 25 to 21:
Yes: CG, CF, CA, CC, CCP, CM, CNS, CNL
No: CR

Immigration
kick those illegals out: CR, CF, CCP, CM,
Keep them: CG, CA, CC, CNS, CNL

Taxes:
Raise them: CR, CA, CNS, CNL
Lower them: CG, CF, CC, CCP, CM,


occ: Chazaka is having its senate elections, vote for your preferred party. money to the parties is allowed(no more than $100,000 per donation).
If anyone wants to know a parties' stance on a subject, just ask. after a week rl, i'll tally the votes and the party that wins a majority in this poll wins the majority in the Chazakain senate. can vote for more than one party by the way, total seats: 400(1 senator per 1 million of population roughly), seats up for election: 275

OOC: National Socialism is Nazism, which is the antithesis of the CNS's description. A more fitting name would be "The Chazakainn United Socialist Party".

OOC: National Socialism is Nazism, which is the antithesis of the CNS's description. A more fitting name would be "The Chazakainn United Socialist Party".

Yeah i thought of that while i was posting it, but decided since it is a national lvl party that i'll just keep it like that for now, even if they're nothing like nazis.and i couldn't think of a better word than national :)

bump for donations to parties.

The Capitalist Oligarchy of Ambrella endorses and donates $100,000 to the Chazakain Capitalism Party. We wish them well and hope that they will provide a bright future for Chazaka.

Tel Amur urges you to accept a member of our government to run for office in your country in order to prevent an unfortunate occurrance

CCP, expresses its thanks to The Capitalist Oligarchy of Ambrella for its $100,000 donation.

The Allied Congress of New Kereptica has authorized the donation of $100,000 to the Chazakain Capitalism Party

OOC: can we, for exaple, make 6 different donations in different posts, each donating 100,000, but in total donating 600,000? or is it 100,000 total per nation?

occ
its 100,000 per donation, so yeah you could post 6 times donating only 100,000 per post to make 600,000 total(theres also a limit of 10 donations per nation/party/individual/etc as of now)

IC
The CCP expresses its thanks to The Allied Congress of New Kereptica for its 100,000 donation(s).

The Fiduses United Works wish to send a $100,000 donation to our comrades in Chazaka.

The Chazakain National Socialist party(CNS) thanks their comrades for the donation.

Chazada wishes to offer 100,000 to our brethren in faith.

Official Statement from the Office of the Beatusian President

To the People of Chazaka,

I find these elections a mockery of the democratic process. They are completely ageist. Not one of your candidates is under the age of 20, I have doubts that any of them are under the age of 30. Where is the party striving for the rights of the younger generations? Who is working to push debate on the issues that affect young people the most? Your senate lacks any representation of a large part of your nation. I wish to pledge $100,000 to form the the Chazakain Youth Action Party. I also wish to donate $100,000 to an group advocating the lowering, or preferably abolishment of the voting age restrictions, which are also ageist. I, and also, I believe, my people, hope this money helps.

*mumble must not have checked out Bia*
The Chazakain People gladly receive the donation from the young people of Beatus and starts a Chazakain Youth Action Party(that will not be in this election for several reasons, i don't know how to edit polls, its already election week so it would be next to impossible to get enough signatures to start a new party,etc.)

The Chazakain Ruling Party wishes to give $100,000 to the The Chazaka Royal Party(CR).

(puppet bump)

The Chazaka Royal Party(CR) thanks the Chazakain Ruling Party for its $100,000 donation to the cause.

We hope you start a new politcal group in the form of the

Patriotic National Communist Party

This group beleives in patriotism, and duty to the state, while also allowing many civil liberties. It prefers a goverment with a dictator, with elected govenors and senators.

1,000,000 Dollars to the cause

hmm looks like the The Chazakain Capitalism Party is going to get the majority this time, come on my communist brethen vote!

The Chazada Libertarianism party wishes to donate $10,000 to the Chazakain National Libertarianism party

Emperor Aaron would like to donate 150,000 Dollars of his own money to the Chazakain capitalist Party

The Chazakain capitalist Party thanks Emperor Aaron for his donation of 150,000 Dollars.

the Chazakain National Libertarianism party wishes to thank The Chazada Libertarianism party for its donation of $10,000.

Chazakain Governmental Television
The Election is over, and the tallying of votes is done.
Election results are as followed:
The Chazakain National Socialist party(which from now on will be the United Workers Party) now has 20.83% of the senate seats
The Chazakain National Libertarianism party now has 12.50% of the senate seats
The Chazakain Green Party now has 12.50% of the senate seats
The Chazakain Feminist Party now has 8.33% of the senate seats
The Chazakain Masculism Party now has 16.67% of the senate seats
The Chazakain Royal Party now has 29.17% of the senate seats
The Chazakain Catholic Party now has 29.17% of the senate seats
The Chazakain Atheist Party now has 16.67% of the senate seats
The Chazakain Capitalism Party now has 50.00% of the senate seats

And in a stunning upset the brand new Capitalism Party has won a slight majority of the senate seats.
With The Chazakain Royal Party and The Chazakain Catholic Party tieing to create the senate minority.
Nyx Darkrider and Apollo Lightbringer have pledged to work with the new senate majority on several key issues including legal and illegal immigration and the privatization of certain industries.

http://www.you-are-here.com/downtown/hotel_bristol.jpg
"I'm now here in front of Gopher Hotel Building A, where a large gathering of people are cheering and partying the night away knowing that the brand-new CCP has won the senate majority. and now with me is Mr. Adams Smith, the new senate majority leader "
"Thank you Miss (name i'll think of later), on behalf of the CCP I wish to thank all the citizens that voted for us and the generous campaign donations by The Capitalist Oligarchy of Ambrella, The Allied Congress of New Kereptica and Emperor Aaron. We promised to bring a bright and free(er) future to the Chazakain People and by god we will!"
"Back to you (other name i'll think of later)"

Telegram
To: Senator Adams Smith
From: Emperor Aaron

I would like to personally congratulate you and your new party in this elections. May capitalism continue to spread.

Telegram
To: Emperor Aaron
From:Senator Adams Smith

I would like to thank you for your donations, that helped bring our party into power and we hope to bring better times between our two nations.