NationStates Jolt Archive

THE KJO BUGLE: SPECIAL PRINT
WAR DECLARED!

In the early hours of the day, the Free Land of Kjomasasopia has declared war on the founding nation of it's former reigon, Xenogara, and all that support her.
with the nations in Xenogara being about as big as a thumbtack, and the Imperial Forces of Kjomasasopia being larger than a mass total of all people in Xenogara, excluding The Holy Empire of Thraaaaaash Metallllll, who supports KJO in her quest, this war is expected to be short lived and horribly gruesome. a ground attack is expected on The UTC shortly, with a total 52 million soldiers being deployed, almost double the amount of citizens of The UTC, as we speak. for more details, stay in touch with your nearest Bugle Dealer.

over 3000 nuclear silos are currently armed and aimed at your nation, and you supporters. DISARM NOW!! our risk a Nuclear attack!!
The Elite Mobile Suit Force of Auba (EMSF)will attack if compleat disarming demands are not met.

!!!YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

^cheh, like you can afford nuclear...anything! ha! oh well, i broke the rules about Amry size, ill let you have this one, except while i was writng this, an undercover KJO secret service squad of about 200 just disarmed 1000 of your missiles before being shot dead.

16 Million Xenogaran Civilians taken hostage, if you want them alive you will take down the remaining 2000 missiles, unless you want to sacrifice your LEADERS FAMILY!!!!
^ooc: yeah, i went there.

all of your island are belong to us.

Auba... you have been granted access to UTC military funding at an additionall access of 100,000,000,000 Credits... posting on wiki