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Jufonce
02-11-2008, 08:22
OOC: I know you all may not like to read this; but I like to post it. :)

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Riot going on throughout the country
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A riot broke out in Old Neongatefield. The riot is seemed to be an effect of Chucky Mayflower announced that the nation is now putting it's democratic government behind and entering it's monarchy days...
A few months back this nation was struggling to even be a nation. We had that Xzeter invading the country and the Boffu gang trying to take over the country at the same time. While all this was going on we had elections going on in the southern part of the country; which hadn't been invaded by the Boffu or Xzeter yet. The two in line to be elected where Leno Biafra and Chucky Mayflower. Leno Biafra's mission being "...to turn this country into something we all need; a nation." and Chucky Mayflower's mission being "...to turn this country around and get it back on track." This country needed this; so Chucky Mayflower was elected.


Chucky came in and led the Xzeter out of this country; the Boffu had done been defeated by Xzeter. Chucky promised to turn this country around; whether the North had a part in the elections or not; Chucky was elected president of this country and he has the right to do "such a thing" (turn Jufonce into a monarchy).Section 10 - Head Rights of the Jufonce Constitution:"The head of this nation shall be elected into power by the people and the people only. Once a head is elected they shall run the nation how they see fit; with exceptions of certain laws."See the constitution is in the fine print; he has done nothing wrong here, the North can continue with their riots and we will fight back.


Chucky was asked about this a while ago and had this to say;"I don't see what the North is upset about. I did what I said to do, I turned Jufonce around; got it back on track. Now they are throwing riots saying that I have ruined the nation by doing this, well they clearly don't know what is going on.. They are causing havoc around Jufonce and claiming I have ruined it. A nation can only go as far as it's citizens allow it."


Let's get back to the main topic; the North has formed as an "army", claim, and are attacking many of Jufonce's most popular areas. I kind of went overboard with this; but I wanted to tell the whole story. To wrap this story up; (King) Chucky Mayflower was elected a few months back and brought this country out of war. The North then tried to have him demoted for them not getting a chance to vote due to the war. The rest of the nation ignored the North and allowed Chucky to announce turn the nation into a monarchy. The North then started a riot; which they think will turn the nation into what they want.

-Sir de Deminia Eissen
Jufonce
28-01-2009, 02:44
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The Riots have Officially Ended | NO MORE WAR!
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The riots that started three months ago and suddenly turned into a war have ended today. The North's leader Jon Henry Williams ordered his army to throw the white flag up as he marched them out of Ole Newfaiful. In response to this retreat, Jufonce's National Enforcement Agency got through the Northern Army and arrested Williams. Williams will be held with the N.E.A for questioning and to make sure there is no more attacks planned.

The north has been brought back into Jufonce rule, and the northern cities have all law enforcements in them - making sure no more fights break out.

Even though the North seemed to be dominated by citizens that wanted to abolish monarchy in Jufonce, it seems the North is pleased that the Northern Army has been defeated.

"They blocked off the city, making sure no one entered of left. Because of this it seems that the rest of Jufonce thought we were on the Northern side... While many of us wanted out of the North, but the choice wasn't allowed.", says Martha Clove, a resident of Fulka.

A national parade "of joy" is going to take place tomorrow.. Everyone prepare to join a huge crowd of people parading over this great day in Jufonce history.
North Defese
28-01-2009, 02:47
In response to this North Defese has launched all nuclear and biological weapons at the rioting nation.

The President said today; "They are going to make us get rid of them eventually, so we might as well get the best out of them"

All missle silos have launched, and the ICBMs are on target.
Macgruber
28-01-2009, 04:04
Macgruber is handed a disturbing note. 'The Nation of North Defese, has just fired multiple Nuclear and Biological Weapons at Jufonce.' Macgruber stares for a few moments. "Son of a Bitch... I want you to hit them with everything we got" Macgruber yells at his generals.

50 RT-2UTTH Topol with MIRVS (550 kT) missiles are fired at The ND capital, Major cities, and Major Military installations in ND's country.
Macgruber
28-01-2009, 04:08
Official Message to North Defese: Kiss your nation goodbye. you will have nothing left to defend it from me now.

Official Message to Jufonce: We are sorry to hear of the situation you are currently in. We will be issuing money to your government to help clean up the Bio and nuclear radiation.
Leistung
28-01-2009, 04:11
OOC: Calm down, he's obviously going to ignore such an arbitrary and unprovoked attack.
North Defese
28-01-2009, 04:19
Message to Macgruber: We have satilites that can launch Kinetic strikes.

Macgruber Cities are laid to waste.

North defese is destroyed.

D'aw
Cuborg
28-01-2009, 04:23
OOC: The attack never happened, but the gesture stands.

The Cuborg military, having never heard of Jufonce before, quickly deemed the attack as a barbaric and brutal act (even for Cuborg). The high-command are quick to fire a retaliatory barrage of 350 kiloton nuclear missiles at large, civilian-based cities.

"Sir, the Macgruber army launched a salvo too."
"Alright then. Contact the Macgruber military. Get me Brent, I like him. We go through the North Defese cities, fuck things up real good. Teach them a lesson."

Cuborg's semi-reasonable dictator lent back in his leather chair. Even rogues have standards.

OOC: "Macgruber cities laid to waste?" Buddy, didn't you just launch "all nuclear and biological weapons at the rioting nation."
North Defese
28-01-2009, 04:28
Everything cept orbital weapons.
All I have now is undergorund weapons XP
Cuborg
28-01-2009, 04:33
OOC: Define underground. Silos? And isn't 'North Defese is destroyed?' If you were destroyed, how are you still able to utilize these weapons? And would the massive electromagnetic pulses from approximately one hundred nuclear weapons fry the electronics on your 'underground' weapons?
Jufonce
28-01-2009, 05:51
In response to this North Defese has launched all nuclear and biological weapons at the rioting nation.

The President said today; "They are going to make us get rid of them eventually, so we might as well get the best out of them"

All missle silos have launched, and the ICBMs are on target.

Out of Character: This never happened.. If you read the post, you would see that the riots are over...
The whole plan of this riot involved about three or four nations, however, I pulled out of it when I put Jufonce into the Eighteenth Century RP. So tonight, I ended the riots.
(This topic even confuses me, how the riot went on for three months and I didn't even role play it...)

One last thing, North Defese, if you want to attack my nation go ahead. All I ask is that you do it by air. Oh and don't do it in this topic, it is for news, not attacks..
DaWoad
28-01-2009, 08:31
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