Ameriganastan
02-11-2008, 00:37
"Live from Lowery city, this is Shaun Suresh for AN1 news.It has been some months since the former leader of Ameriganastan, Lord Cody Wayne Lowery was deposed by his own people and locked away in the very prison named after him.With the madman gone, congress has been delegating for months now about who should take over in his place.According to reports, his replacement shall be announced in a matter of minutes.A huge crowd has gathered outside the palace to hear....wait, i think someones coming out now.Yes, its Lowery's former second in command, Johnathan Krauser.Lets listen" *Krauser smoothed his hair back and started speaking* "We have chosen from the finest few to take over former Lord Lowery's position as Grand Leader.Ladies and gentlemen, i give you your new leader, Lord Cody Wayne Lowery....the 2nd." *Many citizens laughed, thinking it was a joke, but the laughter ceased as the feared dictator stepped onto the balcony, smiling rather innocently* "I'm sure a number of you are confused about how I'm here.Well...lets just say the 1st Lord Lowery made a rather large science breakthrough during his years in office.Now get off my lawn.You remember what happened to the last crowd that marched in here.And i certainly don't need another war breaking out.Good day" *With that he marched inside, leaving the crowd stunned as the filed out of the palace square* "I....how is this happening? you got that on camera right Steve? Good, lets spread the word"