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:mad::The Dominion of Helblau Declares War. We need it for our "Continued Moral Survival." Plus Helblau contains better people than your country. We now meet on the battlefields of the electronic macrocosm to fight post to post, thread to thread, until Helblau ultimately wins. Prepare to be PWNED...

You sure you REALLY want to do that? Declaring war on General is an invite for disaster, never ending debates, and a lot of mud.

Really, you should rethink your decision...


And maybe repost this in gameplay where it belongs.

*hopes s/he doesn't repost in gameplay*

:mad::The Dominion of Helblau Declares War. We need it for our "Continued Moral Survival." Plus Helblau contains better people than your country. We now meet on the battlefields of the electronic macrocosm to fight post to post, thread to thread, until Helblau ultimately wins. Prepare to be PWNED...

LOL! This is a fun first post for you, well done! :D

*hopes the Mod keeps this open so that we can have some fun. :D*

Oh and....

Wilgrove nukes Dominion of Helblau back to the stone ages.

I lol'd.

:mad::The Dominion of Helblau Declares War. We need it for our "Continued Moral Survival." Plus Helblau contains better people than your country. We now meet on the battlefields of the electronic macrocosm to fight post to post, thread to thread, until Helblau ultimately wins. Prepare to be PWNED...

While this is the wrong forum, trust me bucko. Andaluciae has an army that is at least an order of magnitude larger than the entire population of your country.

While this is the wrong forum, trust me bucko. Andaluciae has an army that is at least an order of magnitude larger than the entire population of your country.

Too late, I nuked his country. It's now a smoldering crater. :D

LOL! This is a fun first post for you, well done! :D

*hopes the Mod keeps this open so that we can have some fun. :D*

Oh and....

Wilgrove nukes Dominion of Helblau back to the stone ages.

Silly fool, we do not fear nukes. We live in a radioactive wasteland. Prepare to be destroyed by genetically superior doom troopers.

You have been invaded. Good day sir.

Don't feed the troll, bitte.

Villans! Dissemble no more! Surely you cannot survive the DOOM TROOPERS!

(Wilgrove is easily subdued due to a lack of a regular military, and that Helblause Doomtroopers are trained by the Galactic Empire.)

The Imperial council has voted and ratified retaliation against Helblau. 2 Giant 150 feet llamas are eating your radioactive people as we speak. We will also send a giant penguin that will rape your population and you. The penguin is male.

If you continue any farther incursions into our borders, we shall release toxic fart gas into you country.

Good day madame.

Who is he declaring war on?

DARTH VADER SAYS NO! Back to non-llamaesc semi-seriousness...

OBAMA SAYS YES! No more wastin lives of humans.

Don't feed the troll, bitte.

I'm just going to reiterate this point. DFTT.

Helblause Commander: "Ion cannons online... We are having giant llama tonight men..."

I would rather have darth vader as president lol!

BTW, I voted for this: "I refute thee Helblau. I will destroy you."

llama squad brakes into Helblause command

"Ehhhh Onnhhh"

While llamas were eatin ions, A giant penguin has been sent to assasinate Darth Vader

"Squeak, squeak, through the rear or 69?"

Hel12 News Caster: "Our boys in light blue brought down the Alpaca Menaces today! A press conference is being called later this afternoon to discuss what should be done with the bodies! Plans are to either use the nutrients in the bodies to revitalize our environment, or destroy Kingarmy's. Cast you vote now!"

llamas are full of your pop n ions, full of radioactivit, killing them is like nukin nuke

HelChopper12: "An epic battle of inapporopriate proportions has broken out between a giant penguin and a Sith Lord. Considerein the penguin is ILL EQUIPED to rape Darth Vader, I say my money's on The Dark Side..."

nuking a nuke

I can't even understand you Kingarmy, speak English, American, Helblau, or German.

HelChopper12: "Darth Vader, after fighting off a sexual attack by a giant sentient penguin, has joined the main Helblau Defense Force and is routing the Enemy as we breathe. Doomtroopers returning from a recent victory in Wilgrove are prepared to join the battle, but will probably not be necessary."

OBAMA SAYS YES! No more wastin lives of humans.

You messin with that?
Pay attention to Barack.

The ASoGM laughs at the infant of a nation, Helblau. Bother us no more, or we shall release an army of poo throwing monkeys at you.

star wars theme plays in the backgroung, but modified with weddin music

"Do you, Mccain the penguin, take His holiness Darth Vader as your lawful and (some crap i forgot)"

"Man, go fuck urslef; Darthy, lets get this on"

The following scenes contain graphic and adult material. Viewer description is advised

You messin with that?
Pay attention to Barack.

Pay attention to the Dark Side. Darth Vader is a WAY better choice for president than Barrack Obama. And yes, I am messin' with that you slave to the Democratic Party.

I have no affiliation to either party. I don't think that either presidential candidate is better than the other. I don't like either of them this year. The fact that you are stereotyping me for something that I am obviously not being serious about only says that you sirs, are asses.

What Ever

"Darthy come here"

("Darthy" is forced to choke a bitch. Kingarmy must hold an election.)

star wars theme plays in the backgroung, but modified with weddin music

"Do you, Mccain the penguin, take His holiness Darth Vader as your lawful and (some crap i forgot)"

"Man, go fuck urslef; Darthy, lets get this on"

The following scenes contain graphic and adult material. Viewer description is advised

ooc: reposted cause u missed ur vader gettin analed by mccain

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"Sir Kingarmy, someone released mccain n attacked darth vader"

"FUCK! This aint good, Mista Hindman, i gotta flow see c ya later"

Kingarmy gets on his royal llama and gallops all the way to hobboland

Alright Kingarmy, I'm assuming you are at most 12, so I'll go light. You have no intellect. You ain't funny. So stop your retarded Shenanigans. And go find a dictionary or use the conveniently provided spellcheck before you post again.

"Oh crap clone troopers n Palin!"

Kingarmy gets his lightsaber out

"DIE PALIN, YOUR THE ONLY DIFFEReNCE BETWEEN U AND BULLSHIT IS LIPSTICK!"

Wow you are retarded.

I have no fuckin intellect? Ur the shithole that just decided that u could ion canon the whole godamn world! And its ppl like you that vote shitheads into office

Helbau earlier comment: Im votin for darth vader

He's better than McCain or Obama lol.

Kingarmy: red card, flaming.

Helblau: yellow card, flaming.

Flame: Expressing anger at someone in uncouth ways with OOC (out-of-character) comments (i.e. swearing, being obnoxious, threatening etc). It does to watch what you post IC (in-character) as well unless the other posters know you're not serious. You do not need to curse to be a flamer. Erudite slams while maintaining a veneer of politeness can also be considered flaming.

Gun Manufacturers, Imperial Isa, Amazonian Beasts, don't encourage newbies to be n00bs.

Isa, that's the second time in a few months I've had to tell you that, and you don't have the excuse you were trying to RP, because that post was pure spam. Yellow card.

(In case you're wondering, the other posts were from the thread's short time in General, which Kat dealt with.)