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Official Announcement from Alexander Kirillovich Kazansky

Greetings, fellow investors. Today, I am pleased to report that just made it out big. I have purchased a capital investment company in Pacitalia for 400 billion doura – a mere fraction of what I consider to be its real value. Banco Conepassanto per Cerignola (BCC) apparently manages to make 7.92 trillion per year, despite its assets being formally valued at far less. This may sound bizarre to you, but my investment advisors have assured me that this is true.

I would have to point out that all of the managers of the bank will remain employed, as part of my purchase deal. Of the deal, 20 billion doura will be distributed directly to the board of directors of the bank. I will not intervene in the management, as long as a steady income stream is kept up.

Sentinel Two Business Feed, Editorial:
Natives tricked by shiny beads; still alive in the twenty first century?

While, thanks to the massive amount of sheer insanity involved in various countries expending hyper-inflated currency to purchase Allanean scam-properties, most sensible people don’t pay much attention to their business news today, it is interesting to note that their god-king recently announced the purchase of a Pacitalian bank for a miniscule fraction of its annual profits. We’re not aware of all the details, but there seems to us to be only three options; first, the bank is about to sink like a stone, and they were desperate to find some sucker who could be conned into buying it. Second, the Pacitalians are immensely stupid. Third, it’s some crazy government scheme to produce foreign investment in Pacitalia; certainly, a bizzare willingness to part with businesses for a fraction of their cost would interest many, many investors looking for a quick buck. But it can’t be that insane, surely? One can only hope that it's a scheme that will give us as much amusement as the famous sale of 'omnidirectional thrust drives' to Allanea.

From PNN.pc

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Former Allanean president Alexander Kazansky has offered,
via his investments holding company, to purchase Pacitalia's
16th-largest bank, Banco Conepassanto per Cerignola (BCC),
for about Đ 409,8 billion. The deal is still subject to the approval
of BCC's executive board as well as approval from the Pacitalian
Deposit Insurance Commission and the Pacitalian Securities
Regulation Agency. Stock markets were down on the news.

Report: Kazansky to buy Pacitalian bank
Offers over Đ 400 billion in friendly takeover of republic's 16th largest savings and trust group


LIBERTY CITY and CERIGNOLA

An Allanean investment group under control of the country's former president, Alexander Kazansky, has tendered an offer to purchase Pacitalia's sixteenth largest bank, Banco Conepassanto per Cerignola, in a friendly takeover.

The deal, to assume total control of the bank, its assets and its operations, is estimated at Đ 409,8 billion (NSD 1.356 trillion). Analysts expressed concern that the deal was undervaluing the bank, but Kazansky's offer is a 22.1 percent premium on the company's individual stock value of Đ 56,17 per A-class share.

The takeover bid is still subject to the approval of the bank's board of directors and the two relevant government agencies: the Pacitalian Deposit Insurance Commission (PDIC), because of the bank's depositary assets, and the Pacitalian Securities Regulation Agency (PSRA), because of the bank's high operational proportion of investment banking.

BCC is Pacitalia's sixteenth-largest bank by assets and market capitalisation. It is a regional bank, with its 585 branch locations scattered across the Sambucan and Ligurian apertures. Most of BCC's operations are focused on investment banking and advice, from which it gains notoriously high proportional commission. This, the bank says, is why its tangible assets are worth only about one percent of the revenue it reaps.

BCC's balance sheet for FY2007-08 listed net revenue of nearly Đ 8 trillion, yet its assets are worth only around Đ 90 billion.

Kazansky has pledged to maintain operations of the bank in Pacitalia and has offered large compensation packages to each member of the board to sweeten the deal. He has asked the executive members to remain at the helm instead of naming his own shadow board.

The former president has become infamous in global financial circles for what some people refer to as "his deranged scams". In one example, he reaped nearly Đ 275 billion in gold bullion after setting up a de facto central bank in Wagdog in exchange for the country's full gold reserves. The Confederate Bank now prints large sums of fiat money for the country.

Kazansky's spokespeople say there has never been any doubt about whether his investment schemes are legitimate and above-board. The PDIC and PSRA are certain to weigh doubts over such legitimacy as they deliberate over whether or not to approve the sale.

But news that Kazansky was investing in the Pacitalian economy sent jitters through the Pacitalian stock markets, with the PAX800 in Mandragora down 85.91 on the day to settle at 23,282.37. The douro also fell 0.22 cents to close the day at NSD 3.3107.

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Official Message from Alexander Kirillovich Kazansky, owner and CEO of Kazansky Heavy Industries and Generally an Awesome Dude

As of today, I am pleased to report to my friends throughout the world, I have purchased NCR Heavy Industries, a major industrial company in Vault 10, for 7 trillion dollars. The company, a major supplier of reactors and other equipment in the area of the New California Republic, brings in 350 billion dollars per year in dividens. As I have the fullest of trust in the management of that company, and as I am happy in their general socially-conscious policies, I will allow the previous management to remain in their posts, and give them a healthy bonus to boot.

Further, I will also donate one trillion dollars – no, this is not a fucking typo, STFU – to the Terra Nova group. Additionally, a trillion dollars will be spent on purchasing medical care for those locals who cannot afford it.

You ask – why the hell did I just spend so much money on charity in a foreign land? Why, that's because I'm ALEXANDER KAZANSKY. I DO WEIRD STUFF.

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New California Republic



The New California Council and Terra Nova Group send our heartfelt thanks to Alexander Kazansky for this most generous deal and aid.

For two decades since the nuclear war hit our lands, the people of Vault 10, have been struggling against overwhelming odds, and have the doctrine of survival of the fittest to thank for getting through. But the times have changed. Today, Vault 10 is a successful, powerful nation, yet the old doctrines still hold on tight. People are expelled to the surface for no other reason than failing intelligence tests, and the corporate management, held hostage by their shareholders, can't spare the effort to help those above them.

Our city, founded by the people who left the Vaults voluntarily, not willing to fight tooth and nail in competitions to rip the right for the safety of a Vault from those those who need it more, has always supported a more civilized approach. We have given millions of less fortunate a way to live their lives in a closely tied, supportive society. However, our resources have never been sufficient.

This help has come when it was the most needed, and now we can provide to all people of Vault 10 a life they need - not just to the best ones - to everyone. With Terra Nova now able to secure habitable lands all over the country, and our city with the resources to start development there, hundreds of millions will be able to start their lives anew.

Already, we have secured from Vault-Tec a strip of land on the coast of the Inner Sea, where the radiation level is under 0.4 milliroentgen/hour, and have planned out to build a new city, under the control of our policies. By a popular vote held today, with a 85% majority, it has been decided to name it Kazansky-City. Additionally, over 200,000 people have signed a petition for the first building there to be the Kazansky Tower, a 150 meter high armored office tower overlooking the Inner Sea from a cliffside, and built in the shape of Alexander Kazansky, to commemorate his indispensable contribution to our society.

Once again, we thank Alexander for this generosity, and wish him long life and prosperity.


Gratefully, Terra Nova and NCR Council.