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Bohovia Nuclear Missile launched!

[NS]Bohovia
27-10-2008, 01:33
Do not be alarmed, this is just a test launch we will be launching it in an in-habited part of Bohovia to see the effects.


2 DAYS LATER:::__($*

The Nuclear missile test has been succesful, we saw amazing destruction so much so that ALL of Bohovia's Electricty was cut- off for 4 hours. It has been restored to all of Bohovia. And any nation who wishes to start war with us, will be sorry as we have over 400 Nuclear Missiles enough to blow up the world almost 6 times. As Ishiopia learned we dont bluff, there nation was destroyed within hours, and there country is wiped off the map, tookin over by Bohovia. So let this be a warning.

-Bohovia Presedent, Siad Mahmoud

''We will be the next worlds super-power":hail:
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 01:43
OOC: You wish. :sniper: As we speak, I've got satellites orbiting your tiny country and armies along your borders. Also, you may be 188 million strong, but an arsenal of 400 missiles would be almost economically impossible to achieve without significantly straining your economy to the point of bankruptcy.

IC:
"Interesting," Kazyenko said, sprawled out on a couch in front of a TV. The room was entirely dark, save the flickery light coming from the TV and illuminating the Prime Minister's face. From somewhere in the darkness came a shuffling, beckoing a quick glance from Vladimir.
"Sir, how shall we act?"
The voice was regarding the TV, which showed images of a rocket being launched out of a silo.
"Like always," Kazyenko replied, his eyes still fixed onto the screen. "Get the press. It's been a while since we've faced a trigger-happy nation."
Ralkovia
27-10-2008, 01:51
(I'm rping as pre-revolution ralkovia at this moment. Just so you know inhabited means there are people living in it, uninhabited means no one lives there)

While ralkovia would like to say that Bohovia is a bit on the overkill side an that it should not go around nuking other countries which is a bit of a messy way. Ralkovia supports Bohovia's free use of nukes. Though if it launches nukes at ralkovia or any other non hostile country it will have to destroy Bohovia an its people with the KILL CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!

That is all.
[NS]Bohovia
27-10-2008, 01:54
(i'm rping as pre-revolution ralkovia at this moment. Just so you know inhabited means there are people living in it, uninhabited means no one lives there)

oops! Sorrry un-habited sorry for the mistake

We will not attack a countrywith Nukes for any reason, unless they attack us.
Ascelonia
27-10-2008, 01:58
Nuclear missile has been intercepted by the Ascelonian Missiled Defense Systems (AMDS). Any further launches will be intercepted by a combination of AMDS satellite defenses and derelict missiles.
Lynion
27-10-2008, 02:02
"Another trigger nuclear happy nation?" started Woff as the Vamperial Council gathered together on the subject.

"400 nukes," laughed Lee.

"We can't laugh at the matter no matter how stupid it sounds," stated Tzu.

"Increase the Anti-Nuclear system and prepare for an attack should it come," ordered Woff.
[NS]Bohovia
27-10-2008, 02:03
OOC: You wish. :sniper: As we speak, I've got satellites orbiting your tiny country and armies along your borders. Also, you may be 188 million strong, but an arsenal of 400 missiles would be almost economically impossible to achieve without significantly straining your economy to the point of bankruptcy.

IC:
"Interesting," Kazyenko said, sprawled out on a couch in front of a TV. The room was entirely dark, save the flickery light coming from the TV and illuminating the Prime Minister's face. From somewhere in the darkness came a shuffling, beckoing a quick glance from Vladimir.
"Sir, how shall we act?"
The voice was regarding the TV, which showed images of a rocket being launched out of a silo.
"Like always," Kazyenko replied, his eyes still fixed onto the screen. "Get the press. It's been a while since we've faced a trigger-happy nation."


The Bohovian Army leader, looks at the nations weopon supply. He orders the soliders "We need to put 2 nuclear weopons on standby ready to launch in case this nation trys to attack us. We also need 34,000 soliders lined up at the boarder, and 14 bombers, 18 fighter jets and 50,000 soliders ready to fight in case". He looks at the wall and repeats "A small bump in a rather smooth road" and sighs.
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 02:05
Bohovia;14138602']The Bohovian Army leader, looks at the nations weopon supply. He orders the soliders "We need to put 2 nuclear weopons on standby ready to launch in case this nation trys to attack us. We also need 34,000 soliders lined up at the boarder, and 14 bombers, 18 fighter jets and 50,000 soliders ready to fight in case". He looks at the wall and repeats "A small bump in a rather smooth road" and sighs.

OOC: Now this is pretty funny. Sorry, I can't help but laugh. I may carry through with my plan, although those nukes wil lbe destroyed before they even leave the silo.
Ralkovia
27-10-2008, 02:06
Low Encryption

Ralkovia would like to give(For free) 300 BlackSpeed intercontinental Ballistic missiles with50 megaton warheads.
Gun Manufacturers
27-10-2008, 02:08
Nuclear missile has been intercepted by the Ascelonian Missiled Defense Systems (AMDS). Any further launches will be intercepted by a combination of AMDS satellite defenses and derelict missiles.

OOC: Bit of a godmode, don't you think? Especially since he said it already went off.

IC: The Allied States of Gun Manufacturers is curious to know why you didn't perform underground testing instead. Underground testing should eliminate the EMP effects, and if fully contained, significantly reduce fallout. The only tradeoff is increased seismic activity.
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 02:08
OOC: Trying to deter me Ralkovia?
Ascelonia
27-10-2008, 02:09
OOC: Bit of a godmode, don't you think? Especially since he said it already went off.

IC: The Allied States of Gun Manufacturers is curious to know why you didn't perform underground testing instead. Underground testing should eliminate the EMP effects, reduce fallout, and if fully contained, significantly reduce fallout. The only tradeoff is increased seismic activity.

OOC: Okay fine... seismic activity and poisoned groundwater.

AMDS has fired, standing by for results...
[NS]Bohovia
27-10-2008, 02:11
Low Encryption

Ralkovia would like to give(For free) 300 BlackSpeed intercontinental Ballistic missiles with50 megaton warheads.

After inspection of the supplys, and de-activisation of the bombs, Bohovia accepts this genrous donation, thank you very much.

We are also sending 1.2 million dollars for your help, we cant send any more as we have over stocked on nukes, and are nearly bankrupt. Soon we will replenish of funds back in to the trillions of dollars.
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 02:12
OOC: Perfect time to strike, but something in me has a spot of pity. You'll live for a little longer.
[NS]Bohovia
27-10-2008, 02:13
OOC: Bit of a godmode, don't you think? Especially since he said it already went off.

IC: The Allied States of Gun Manufacturers is curious to know why you didn't perform underground testing instead. Underground testing should eliminate the EMP effects, and if fully contained, significantly reduce fallout. The only tradeoff is increased seismic activity.

Good question, but we have a huge expansion of under-ground train tracks being built around the area, so we diidnt want to risk it being damged/destroyed.
[NS]Bohovia
27-10-2008, 02:17
Bohovia News:

A large bomb went off in Falkasia killing 59 people and injuring 23. Also earlier today a car bomb was set off killing another 5 people.

"We have recived a threat of attack from Falkasia and we have set of a few bombs, we will NOT launch are Nukes as it would be very irresponsible of us"
[NS]Syngia
27-10-2008, 02:19
400 hundred missiles? that's it? That's pathetic, why don't you make threats after you made it past the triple digit mark.
Lynion
27-10-2008, 02:19
OOC: That's a god mode. You stated his causlities and you didn't explain how you got in.
Ascelonia
27-10-2008, 02:21
OOC: That's a god mode. You stated his causlities and you didn't explain how you got in.

OOC: yeah... and he didn't respond to my AMDS defense.
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 02:21
OOC: Been a while since I did some spying...

IC:
Locked in geosynchronous orbit high above Bohovia was a modified Falkasian A-2 Communications satellite, quickly snapping away pictures of the nation's land and infrastructure. Being only a tiny part of a larger missile defense satellite bank, the A-2 was undistinguishable from it;s counterparts, save the apparent lack of lasers.

Every five seconds a picture was snapped, the camera lens aimed at a different part of the country. Military bases, major urban centers, farms, natural defensive positions, even underground openings were all captured in meer meticiously analyzed by technicians, each reviewing the images over and over again to gather data.

======

Copies of the analyzed photos eventually found their way to the desk of Falkasia's top general, Ivan Koslov. He slowly seized the enevlope from the assiatnt and opened it, laying each image upon his desk. Each one was studied carefully.
Gun Manufacturers
27-10-2008, 02:22
Bohovia;14138654']Bohovia News:

A large bomb went off in Falkasia killing 59 people and injuring 23. Also earlier today a car bomb was set off killing another 5 people.

"We have recived a threat of attack from Falkasia and we have set of a few bombs, we will NOT launch are Nukes as it would be very irresponsible of us"

OOC: You can't really claim that. It's the attacked person's right to assign damages, all you can do is attack and hope it was successful. Also, you didn't even RP setting up these bombings.

BTW, a threat of attack isn't justification for terrorism. If Falkasia accepts that there was a bombing, then you'll probably be dogpiled.
[NS]Bohovia
27-10-2008, 02:22
OOC: That's a god mode. You stated his causlities and you didn't explain how you got in.

That is classified information.
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 02:23
Bohovia;14138654']Bohovia News:

A large bomb went off in Falkasia killing 59 people and injuring 23. Also earlier today a car bomb was set off killing another 5 people.

"We have recived a threat of attack from Falkasia and we have set of a few bombs, we will NOT launch are Nukes as it would be very irresponsible of us"

OOC: Godmod, even though I accept the attack and now ahve a reason for war!

I don't mind terrorist attacks, and actually like them when they are good, but this is just too vague to be acceptable.
Gun Manufacturers
27-10-2008, 02:23
OOC: yeah... and he didn't respond to my AMDS defense.

OOC: Your AMDS defense was fired after the explosion happened (the detonation was in the first post).
Gun Manufacturers
27-10-2008, 02:24
Bohovia;14138671']That is classified information.

OOC: It's needed information for the role play.
Ascelonia
27-10-2008, 02:25
OOC: Your AMDS defense was fired after the explosion happened (the detonation was in the first post).

OOC: Oh... my bad...

AMDS defenses are now on high alert. We are joining the Falkasians in a joint retaliatory effort to destroy a government which has sanctioned terrorism.
[NS]Bohovia
27-10-2008, 02:25
OOC: You can't really claim that. It's the attacked person's right to assign damages, all you can do is attack and hope it was successful. Also, you didn't even RP setting up these bombings.

BTW, a threat of attack isn't justification for terrorism. If Falkasia accepts that there was a bombing, then you'll probably be dogpiled.

We can handle are selfs do not worry. (OOC: The person beingattacked cant assign damges, he can just say no one was killed and everything was perfect)
Nogolieaha
27-10-2008, 02:25
Wow, Bohovia, my Country Nogolieaha, will wipe ur village of the face of the earth, understand, Nogolieaha also has satalites orbiting around the world, and if Bohovia, launches a another missile, at anyone, Nogolieah, will be force to kill ur people, and invade u untill ur country is mine. And i do not support u having nuclear missiles, of any mean.


President of Nogolieaha

Revie
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 02:25
OOC: War declared. Link coming soon.
Imperial isa
27-10-2008, 02:27
OOC: War declared. Link coming soon.

ooc dude Don't waste your time you Know where this is going
Gun Manufacturers
27-10-2008, 02:28
Bohovia;14138683']We can handle are selfs do not worry. (OOC: The person beingattacked cant assign damges, he can just say no one was killed and everything was perfect)

OOC: The person being attacked is responsible for assigning damages, not the attacker. The reason is, maybe his police or military found and disarmed the devices before they went off. Maybe the devices were faulty. The only time an attacker states damages is if it was already agreed on with the attacked person.
[NS]Bohovia
27-10-2008, 02:32
The presedent of Bohovia has assigned photographers to go into Folkasia and take pictures of citizens, buildings and highly flammable buildings. It makes it into Siad Mahmoud hand in a matter of days. "Ah, perfect, we are in great position" he says. Then he scurried down to the Maximum Security Shelter and wrote docments.
Ascelonia
27-10-2008, 02:32
Wow, Bohovia, my Country Nogolieaha, will wipe ur village of the face of the earth, understand, Nogolieaha also has satalites orbiting around the world, and if Bohovia, launches a another missile, at anyone, Nogolieah, will be force to kill ur people, and invade u untill ur country is mine. And i do not support u having nuclear missiles, of any mean.


President of Nogolieaha

Revie

OOC: lol

To: Nogolieaha
From: Empire of Ascelonia, Office of Emperor

Your proposed invasion of Bohovia, while with good motivations lacks good intentions. Annexing this poor nation and/or killing it's people is against what my country stands for. I propose instead that we aim to create a democratic system and free the people instead of killing them.
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 02:36
OOC:
Link:http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=14138709#post14138709

Ascelonia, you're help has been accepted!
Imperial Isa, the only reason I'm doing this is because it;s been a while since I've had a good war.
[NS]Bohovia
27-10-2008, 02:37
Nogolieaha we are not scared of you country. We will carry put attacks as needed. And our military has guarded the presedent to the tightest extent.
Imperial isa
27-10-2008, 02:38
ooc it's going to be another Roef
Nogolieaha
27-10-2008, 02:39
i also agree, a nation shall not wipe a nation of the map, without, punnishment, thats will my nation comes in, we help out any nation that is being threthen, or being invaded, and the Nogolieahieon military will be on full alert on Bohovia, for a full-scale invasion.
African-Akhad Union
27-10-2008, 02:39
We in the AAU offer our services of two private security organizations. They have the best trained men and women in the AAU, and they are all anxious to fight for the cause of freedom for FalKasia!


OOC: Can I, a small nation join?
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 02:40
OOC: Yea, I know. You got Roefed!
Ascelonia
27-10-2008, 02:40
OOC:
Link:http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=14138709#post14138709

Ascelonia, you're help has been accepted!
Imperial Isa, the only reason I'm doing this is because it;s been a while since I've had a good war.

OOC: Lol... I've never made war before... well not REAL war.
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 02:40
We in the AAU offer our services of two private security organizations. They have the best trained men and women in the AAU, and they are all anxious to fight for the cause of freedom for FalKasia!


OOC: Can I, a small nation join?

I don't see why not. A small nation has to start somewhere, right?
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 02:41
OOC: Lol... I've never made war before... well not REAL war.

OOC: There's a first for everything. Now, time to turn up my fast-paced German War music to get me in the mood!
African-Akhad Union
27-10-2008, 02:43
OOC: Lol, german war music...
Nogolieaha
27-10-2008, 02:43
Nogolieaha will wipe u all out, with flash of superpower military might, Bohovia, prepared for a huge invasion, and other countries wanna fihgt, i take u on also.
Gun Manufacturers
27-10-2008, 02:44
ooc it's going to be another Roef

OOC: Why'd you have to invoke that name? :(
Nogolieaha
27-10-2008, 02:46
wht name u idiot
Imperial isa
27-10-2008, 02:47
OOC: Why'd you have to invoke that name? :(

ooc sorry
African-Akhad Union
27-10-2008, 02:48
Use good grammar, hell I'm blacK and I use better grammar than some of you lol.
Nogolieaha
27-10-2008, 02:50
well im greek, and i can''t spek english that well ,lol, but i do win wars, lol rolf
Gun Manufacturers
27-10-2008, 02:51
wht name u idiot

OOC: I hope that wasn't directed at me.
Niraamaya
27-10-2008, 02:52
OOC: Oh, I see where this is going.

I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannons are armed and ready, just in case.
Dynamic Revolution
27-10-2008, 02:53
Laura Cromwall Steiner was sitting in her PJ's watching TV while enjoying a half gallon of rockyroad ice cream when she was so rudely interrupted by one of her aide-de-camp.

"Grand Commodora, some insignificant nation has just successfully tested a nuclear weapon of some size. They also claim to have over 400 million missiles in reserve."

Laura put down her ice cream and quickley changed into her uniform. She entered the situation room less than 4 minutes later.

"Ok people, what do we know about this country?"

"Well to be honest nothing."

"They simply emerged on the scene tested a nuke and threatened the world."

"Ok, who else is on the scene?"

"It seems that Falkasia has taken the lead in negotiating with these terrorists."

Laura closed her eyes in thought. "Ok, contact them...I want 112bit incription."

To: The Great nation of Falkasia
The recent events regarding a rogue nation holding the world captive is unacceptable. Our interests in the region are being threatened as well as our people. We will not be intimidated by criminal threat, and if pushed any further will retaliate with extreme prejudice. I believe we are of a like mind with regards to this situation, so we would like to offer a joint operation. It is time that these nations learn their place in the world, beneath the boots of our soldiers.
Grand Commodora Laura Cromwall Steiner



To: Bohovia
Your actions as of late are inexcusable. As you read this our military is preparing for war. We don't wish death on anyone, however if this childish behavior is to continue you will force our hand. Make no mistake, if you threaten the safety of our people we will crush you. If you wish to improve your current foreign policy we would reccomend reading the stickies of this forum.
Yours in preparedness
Grand Commodorra Laura Cromwall Steiner
Nogolieaha
27-10-2008, 02:55
were is ur CANNONS aiming at accatly, at me Niraamay, if soo, also prerapred for a full-sacale-invasion by the powerful, country of Nogolieaha
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 02:58
For those offering to help, please see the link.
Niraamaya
27-10-2008, 03:30
The very point of the I.G.N.O.R.E. cannons is to stop the proliferation of WMSes. (Weapons of Mass Stupidity). Don't take it personally, everyone has ignore cannons pointed at everyone else, just not armed. But due to your apparent interest in WMSes, I will arm them, don't worry. The weapons are armed, pointing and heating up. At you and the other WMS countries.
Nogolieaha
27-10-2008, 03:34
Niraamaya, how do u attack nations, plzz write back asap.
Niraamaya
27-10-2008, 03:47
Ahem. Breathe... Breathe... Nope, no sympathy found for 100% Trigger-Happy Noob (Model 2008). Read the goddamn guide in the Archives.
Nogolieaha
27-10-2008, 03:51
weres that
Chazaka
27-10-2008, 03:53
the top of the forums, under the stickies like http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=443725
Nogolieaha
27-10-2008, 03:53
but how do u check ur men and bombs
Niraamaya
27-10-2008, 04:08
I'm rolling dice to check my amount of sympathy for you... I had to roll 7 times to get a good percentage. *Sigh* You get 94%. WAR IS FULLY RPed. A.K.A, everything is determined by you, not any engine.

But if you say that you suddenly take over a nation with over 9000 million troops, you WILL get blasted with an I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon.
Dynamic Revolution
27-10-2008, 04:22
*rubs Niraamaya's shoulders* Easy big guy dont get so angry at the n00bs...they are ignorant, not stupid remember?
Lynion
27-10-2008, 04:42
Price in:

Firing the nuclear missile again: $23bn
Of being invaded: $150bn
Being Masscared: $200bn
Having a pistol aimed at you: $5
Genocide: $0
Of being Ignorant and Stupid: (Does it need a price?)
Getting owned by half a dozen other nations: Priceless

You can go anyway with Master Card. Master Card, the most accepted Credit Card in the World.

*Shows a nuclear weapon going off*
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 04:43
Getting owned by half a dozen other nations, Priceless.
Lynion
27-10-2008, 04:48
lmao. Do you mind if I add that in? That is priceless!

I changed it to a Master Card advert.
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 04:57
OOC: Go ahead, be my guest!
[NS]Bohovia
27-10-2008, 05:01
Actually i diidnt get owned i killed like 500 ships and soliders
Im not a noob ive played in other fourms but the rules are different. Are we goin to have a peace conference?
Zoingo
27-10-2008, 05:02
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=14139307#post14139307

Right here Bohovia...
Niraamaya
27-10-2008, 05:07
*rubs Niraamaya's shoulders* Easy big guy dont get so angry at the n00bs...they are ignorant, not stupid remember?

Alright... but still, he didn't even bother to look around! I was new when I first came, and I didn't ask stupid questions! Ah, well, I can't really blame them, it can get a little confusing to RP in Nationstates. He could have checked the stickies, though.
Dynamic Revolution
27-10-2008, 05:40
Alright... but still, he didn't even bother to look around! I was new when I first came, and I didn't ask stupid questions! Ah, well, I can't really blame them, it can get a little confusing to RP in Nationstates. He could have checked the stickies, though.

I know....i was like you....i read the stickies.

But now that we're all big and grown up we have to have patience with the little nublets. Here have a beer, it'll take away the anger....or make it stronger *hands over beer*
Niraamaya
27-10-2008, 06:36
*Takes beer* Thanks. But no, I did not read the stickies. Not until after I had made an embassy.
Karshkovia
27-10-2008, 06:43
Bohovia;14138576']oops! Sorrry un-habited sorry for the mistake

We will not attack a countrywith Nukes for any reason, unless they attack us.

ooc: concidering you are too new to have nukes, that's not something anyone actually has to worry about. PLEASE if you are new, check these threads before posting...it will make everyone happpy including yourselves.

What is Godmoding? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=367578)
Definition of Godmoding
1) Saying what happens to other people's stuff.
2) Refusing to take any losses. Or lose. Ever.
3) Having übertech armies that are too large, etc.
4) Having your nation’s geography to your extreme advantage.

Also, I want to point out that the IGNORE cannons everyone is talking about is basicly a forum tool. What they are saying is because your posts are agrivating or you are becoming a pain to deal with, they are going to make a change to their individual account and this will allow them to ignore any posts you ever make from that point forward. This means in the future if you ever posted again, thoses posts would not be seen by anyone that had ignored you via the forum tools. They wouldn't even know you posted (though there is an option for them to see you posted but the post itself would be blank).

Ignoring someone in the forums is something not taken lightly. If you are warned with an ignore cannon, it means someone is reaching their limit with you. Remember if someone hits you with the ignore cannon, you can bet there are going to be more that will do the same (friends/allies of that player).

Getting hit with an ignore cannon as a new player means that you would be wasting time posting here at the forums. The reason is since now you are posting but being ignored, hardly anyone is even looking at your posts...meaning you are like a ghost that no one sees. You would be player-banned from the forums in essense.
Raven corps
27-10-2008, 06:52
Official Corporate Communique

Subject: Bohovian Missiles
To: All nations concerned

While it is amuszing to hear of this nation launching a primitive weapon. It can not be ignored that the nation obviously has resouorces that can be exploited. While the Corporation has no conflict with any other nation, we ask that you withdraw your forces until the area has been fully mined and exploited.

Signed,
Colderon Jason Zion
CEO of the Raven Corporation
imported_ViZion
27-10-2008, 08:07
I know....i was like you....i read the stickies.

But now that we're all big and grown up we have to have patience with the little nublets. Here have a beer, it'll take away the anger....or make it stronger *hands over beer*
OOC: lol man, I still think of 04's and 05's as new... jeeze.

And Niraamaya, you're improving VERY quickly. Keep it up man! :D
DaWoad
27-10-2008, 08:45
OOC:Facepalm <--------says . .. it . . .all
IC:
The allied states of Dawoad would like to offer [NS]Bohovia some . . .. help in its current situation. We are willing to give advice and maybe a little bit of wisdom to this small and relatively insignificant nation.

Signed,
Jarek Mace

P.s. It was this or blow you tiny little nation off the map. Consider yourself lucky the coin flip came up heads.
Dynamic Revolution
27-10-2008, 08:49
OOC: lol man, I still think of 04's and 05's as new... jeeze.

And Niraamaya, you're improving VERY quickly. Keep it up man! :D

OOC: Psh its not my fault your a geezer you old fart...quit being a jerk and let us 'moderately aged' nations have our fun ;)
imported_ViZion
27-10-2008, 08:54
OOC: You rugrats dont know how easy you have it with all these fancy smancy new fangled weapons. Do you know how we had to fight wars? We had to WALK! Yes, can you believe that? Our troops had to WALK! FIFTEEN MILES. UP HILL! While FIGHTING. BOTH WAYS might I add! Now you have these Microsoft-controlled vehicles that practically drive themselves. Sheez.
Dynamic Revolution
27-10-2008, 09:01
OOC: You rugrats dont know how easy you have it with all these fancy smancy new fangled weapons. Do you know how we had to fight wars? We had to WALK! Yes, can you believe that? Our troops had to WALK! FIFTEEN MILES. UP HILL! While FIGHTING. BOTH WAYS might I add! Now you have these Microsoft-controlled vehicles that practically drive themselves. Sheez.

OOC: Ohhh sooo thats why it took forever to get anything done!
Dynamic Revolution
27-10-2008, 09:19
OOC: Amazonian Beast huh? Should I be locking and loading right now? I don't quite remember which RP but it was close to 6 months ago (id rather have this conversation in an inactive thread)
Imperial isa
27-10-2008, 09:22
ooc DR did you leave the door open ?,if so you can help that old man out an point him the right way
Amazonian Beasts
27-10-2008, 09:26
OOC: Amazonian Beast huh? Should I be locking and loading right now? I don't quite remember which RP but it was close to 6 months ago (id rather have this conversation in an inactive thread)

OOC: Oh, I'm back and lookin to jack stuff up :eek:
Dynamic Revolution
27-10-2008, 09:26
OOC: Psh im a know everything teenage nation with an attitude and something to prove. Im not helping anyone. It's nice to see you again Isa....how goes it?
Dynamic Revolution
27-10-2008, 09:27
OOC: Oh, I'm back and lookin to jack stuff up :eek:

Oh crap...*slowly backs away* Pst.....guys.....give me some cover fire
imported_ViZion
27-10-2008, 09:30
OOC: *pats AB on the back* Now now, unless you're helping terrorist organizations like the now-extinct (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=570392) Crimson Sands, you're fine... wait, what's that guy back there doing with your nuke? You aren't... no.. you wouldn't... but you are!

:-p
DaWoad
27-10-2008, 09:35
Oh crap...*slowly backs away* Pst.....guys.....give me some cover fire

*pulls out XM29 from impossibly small holster.*
*Opens fire at random including launching grenades*
*WHEEEEE*
Dynamic Revolution
27-10-2008, 09:40
OOC: *pats AB on the back* Now now, unless you're helping terrorist organizations like the now-extinct (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=570392) Crimson Sands
OOC: Imagine that kind of devastation but using standard weapons *remember fondly the days of old when DR used to have a scorched earth policy* Bah, politics are such a joke now...I want to form an alliance that has nations that LIKE to rape and pillage...Bring war back to its glory days. Back in the time where war used to be a profitable venture
Dynamic Revolution
27-10-2008, 09:41
*pulls out XM29 from impossibly small holster.*
*Opens fire at random including launching grenades*
*WHEEEEE*

Ohhh Lord *jumps to the ground with one helmet on his head and the other over his bum*
Raven corps
27-10-2008, 09:45
OOC: Imagine that kind of devastation but using standard weapons *remember fondly the days of old when DR used to have a scorched earth policy* Bah, politics are such a joke now...I want to form an alliance that has nations that LIKE to rape and pillage...Bring war back to its glory days. Back in the time where war used to be a profitable venture

OOC: uh.... hello! thats What I do!!!!!!! I attack for profit. Dang do people really ignore me that much?!?!?!?...:(
imported_ViZion
27-10-2008, 09:47
OOC: Raven, you're rare these days. Remember the old days? I mean, old school old days? lol
DaWoad
27-10-2008, 09:48
Ohhh Lord *jumps to the ground with one helmet on his head and the other over his bum*

lmao.
*runs out of ammo*
*Click Click Click*
*pulls out this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHf_vMd5MOQ) from back pocket*
*opens fire*
*EVEN BETTER :D*
imported_ViZion
27-10-2008, 09:50
*starts throwing taco's at DeWoad*
Dynamic Revolution
27-10-2008, 09:50
OOC: uh.... hello! thats What I do!!!!!!! I attack for profit. Dang do people really ignore me that much?!?!?!?...:(

OOC: Im sorry!...how bout it? Would you like to form an alliance and recruit other nations that war for profit?
Raven corps
27-10-2008, 09:51
OOC: Raven, you're rare these days. Remember the old days? I mean, old school old days? lol

Well, growing up has its strains on free time.... But yes.... man I miss those days. I missed the day when I could be on all the time, and I didn't have to deal with lawyers for my divorce..... but anyhow. I try to stay active as best as possible. How have you been doing?
Raven corps
27-10-2008, 09:52
OOC: Im sorry!...how bout it? Would you like to form an alliance and recruit other nations that war for profit?

Careful how you word that... The Raven Corporation is not a nation... So an alliance would do no good, but a contract would be just fine....
imported_ViZion
27-10-2008, 09:55
Well, growing up has its strains on free time.... But yes.... man I miss those days. I missed the day when I could be on all the time, and I didn't have to deal with lawyers for my divorce..... but anyhow. I try to stay active as best as possible. How have you been doing?
Been chuggin along tryin to make ends meet so I can finish up college - currently on a two and a half year break from it. :-/ lol And ya, the old days... *starts remembering the good old days of NS* It's so boring these days... lol
Imperial isa
27-10-2008, 09:56
OOC: Psh im a know everything teenage nation with an attitude and something to prove. Im not helping anyone. It's nice to see you again Isa....how goes it?

ooc not much,as there not much going on aside for noobs making things hard in keeping this place nice and clean
Raven corps
27-10-2008, 09:57
Been chuggin along tryin to make ends meet so I can finish up college - currently on a two and a half year break from it. :-/ lol And ya, the old days... *starts remembering the good old days of NS* It's so boring these days... lol

Remember back when I was just a rivial of the legandary Weapons-Tech guy, and I used to sell crazy genetic Weapons?
Dynamic Revolution
27-10-2008, 10:00
Careful how you word that... The Raven Corporation is not a nation... So an alliance would do no good, but a contract would be just fine....

Sorry....My nation is still slightly prejudice against foreign businesses. Maybe once I actually have a war that could be profitable. But during peace? Nah, ill save the money and buy 3 new Zumwalt Destroyers
imported_ViZion
27-10-2008, 10:02
Remember back when I was just a rivial of the legandary Weapons-Tech guy, and I used to sell crazy genetic Weapons?
Heh, yes, I remember those days. Wasn't it Mondoth that went ahead and blockaded you one time and there was a nuclear standoff when I got involved to tell him to back off? Or who was it?
Dynamic Revolution
27-10-2008, 10:03
Been chuggin along tryin to make ends meet so I can finish up college

OOC:I dislike college....takes all your money and makes you do things you dont want to....although i guess thats the price you pay for trying to be a Renaissance man...*puffs on pipe*

What are you studying?
Im a psychology premed student....Junior to be exact

ooc not much,as there not much going on aside for noobs making things hard in keeping this place nice and clean

OOC: You know you love me :D
Raven corps
27-10-2008, 10:03
God..... trying to recall memories..... I want to say yes but I will confirm it later with some research.
imported_ViZion
27-10-2008, 10:06
Raven - ya, it's somewhere deep inside my many tens and tens of pages of subscribed threads... lol
DR - either automotive design or political science. Automotive design is my life-long dream, but due to the way things are going in America, thinking PS might be the best route. We'll see. It's also less spendy and can do that in-state. lol

Anyway, night all!
Dynamic Revolution
27-10-2008, 10:09
OOC: yea...its past this youngins bed time...good night all...and DaWoad put that crap away before you put someones eye out!
DaWoad
27-10-2008, 10:31
*starts throwing taco's at DeWoad*

*checks body armor manuel*
*grenades, check
Armor piercing Ammo, check
Rifle rounds, Check
Taco?*
*OH NOEZ!!!!*
DaWoad
27-10-2008, 10:32
OOC: yea...its past this youngins bed time...good night all...and DaWoad put that crap away before you put someones eye out!

*shuffles off sheepishly carrying massed weaponry*
also gnight :D