NationStates Jolt Archive


Purchasing Naval and Air Forces

Basgonia
27-10-2008, 00:58
The Empire of Basgonia is purchasing numerous battleships and destroyers for a navy. Basgonia would also be interested in stealth fighters and heavy bombers for its air force. You bring the equipment, We bring the cash. Contact Basgonia to give your offer. You must pay in Basgonian Spikes.
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 01:00
To: Basgonia
From: The Great People's Republic of Falkasia

The People's Republic of Falkasia is know for it's gigantic arms exporting business, going so far as saying that it has cornered the world in a few select markets. Our companies product high-quality weapons for prices near unbeatable by other similar arms manufacturing businesses. One of our most successful, the Universal Defense (http://s10.invisionfree.com/Universal_Defense/) Corporation, is renowned world-wide for it's wide array of both civilian and military products, as well as extremely efficient customer service. As a new and relatively small customer, you'll be elegible for the Developing Nations Discount, resulting in almost a 25% refund rate on your orders. Please, tell us what you think.
Basgonia
27-10-2008, 01:06
A small patrol boat will be setting out to see off the Portuguese coast. It will be close to the canary islands. 20 billion spikes will be on that boat. If you attempt to escape without handing over the ships and planes that the delegates on the boat negotiate for, or commit any other trickery, and 100 ton thermonuclear h-bomb will detonate and vaporize the cash and all of your precious ships and men. Just warning you. Will tomorrow be convenient?

Purchasing:
20 Ka'arb PT Boats
2 Helghast Class Corvette
5 Boris Class Corvette
5 Dr'klow class frigate
2 End All class battleship
100 LCM(I)-23 Landing Craft
100 AV8B Harrier II
55 F-35 Lightning II

That is all. Bring it all, or we will blow what you have and who you have up.
Kingarmy
27-10-2008, 01:12
OOC: and where did you get thear thermonuclear bomb, if you had a thermonucler bomb you wouldn't even need the ships and planes
The Blub Colony
27-10-2008, 01:15
ooc: lawl. Another month-old nation who thinks they have nooks.
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 01:15
A small patrol boat will be setting out to see off the Portugese coast. It will be close to the canary islands. 20 billion spikes will be on that boat. If you attempt to escape without handing over the ships and planes that the delegates on the boat negotiate for, or commit any other trickery, and 100 ton thermonuclear h-bomb will detonate and vaporize the cash and all of your precious ships and men. Just warning you. Will tomorrow be convenient?

OOC: Have you read the stickies? A nation of your miniscule size would be economically incapable of fielding any nuclear weapons at all.

IC:
Yes, tommorrow will be fine. However, we advise you leave the nuke at home, as a single one of our ships will be able to vaporize your tiny boat before you're even within range of nuking us.
Kingarmy
27-10-2008, 01:20
As part of the empire peace keeping initiative, The Kingarmian council has decided that immediate action is necessary. Two 1.5 km high llamas will be sent to Basgonia and destroy the pitiful nation.
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 01:20
OOC: Basgonia, I hate to breack it too you, but you don't have the funds to buy all that.
http://nstracker.jfsoftware.com/index.php?nation=basgonia
Check under your defense budget. You only have roughly 654 million "spikes" for use in weapons procurement.
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 01:21
As part of the empire peace keeping initiative, The Kingarmian council has decided that immediate action is necessary. Two 1.5 km high llamas will be sent to Basgonia and destroy the pitiful nation.

OOC: Ok, stop the newbish fighting. I have the ability to I.G.N.O.R.E both of your nations into oblivion.
Kingarmy
27-10-2008, 01:24
OOC: lol ok, was just having some fun
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 01:25
OOC: Ok, but it looks pretty newbish. Just trying to prevent what happened to Roef from repeating itself.

Man, it was nasty to be honest.
Basgonia
27-10-2008, 01:26
kk slash the lightnings, frigates, and b-ships.
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 01:29
OOC: Ok. Have you done the math and calculated everything, in case mine is wrong? Just the 100 Harriers put you over your budget.
Basgonia
27-10-2008, 01:44
No harriers then.
gosh u guys are way too serious.
Im the dictator anyway why does the calculator say my defense budget is that low?
I now legislate that all money goes to defense.
Kingarmy
27-10-2008, 01:47
OOC: Actually even then you have no money, if we weren't serious it wouldn't be fun. Everyone would have nukes and my giant penguins would rape everyone. You should really listen to what other people say. I was once like you and I got country roefed.
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 01:48
OOC: Programs determine your budget. Oh, and if you divert everything to defense, your people will die. Plain and simple.

Getting Roefed.... lol.
Basgonia
27-10-2008, 01:49
Ty kingarmy, scratch the whole order ill make my own equipment for now
Falkasia
27-10-2008, 01:51
OOC: Ok. Best of luck. If you need any help, just ask me and I'll help. Speaking of which, I have a design usually give out to new nations to get them started on the right foot.

It can be found here. (http://z10.invisionfree.com/Universal_Defense/index.php?showtopic=3)
Torturous Chamber
22-02-2009, 05:18
919,414,875,741.6 spikes is now my defense budget. I believe I have enough to buy it all.

OOC: This is Basgonia, my basgonia forum account was disabled.
Torturous Chamber
22-02-2009, 05:19
Wait, what am I saying??? My main industry is arms manufacturing.
Falkasia
22-02-2009, 05:20
OOC: Duh duh duh....
Serbian_Soviet_Union
22-02-2009, 05:32
OOC: LOL at requesting to purchase arms yet threatening the same nation who Basgonia is purchassing arms from.
The Wolf Hold
22-02-2009, 06:40
OOC: Yeah, I also find it funny that people have all the fuss over producing their own nuke when you cn just go and buy cheap ones of Allena. Also if you want some help RPing on NS (not that I am saying you need it) Try signing up on this thread http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=584292
Soviet Aissur
22-02-2009, 06:59
[OOC:Easy there Rambo! Before you try to RP with us, try reading The Compass to International Incidents (v.2.0), this will help you out a lot! Remember to calculate costs for said arms, and take a look at the calculators in the sticky to figure out your budgets. After this I would be happy to do a RP with you to help teach you the finer points of RPing!]