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The Holy Empire of Kingarmy is currently defended by hordes of genetically enchanced elephants, and llama riders.

We would like to buy defensive emplacements and weapons (aa guns, bunkers, mines) and have a 40 billion dollar budget.

If you are a arms dealer or a mercanary group, please display your weapons and sevices here.

Occ: elephants aren't super, just enchanced.

The Holy Empire of Kingarmy is currently defended by hordes of genetically enchanced elephants, and llama riders.

We would like to buy defensive emplacements and weapons (aa guns, bunkers, mines) and have a 40 billion dollar budget.

If you are a arms dealer or a mercanary group, please display your weapons and sevices here.

Occ: elephants aren't super, just enchanced.

OOC: How did you calculate having a $40 billion budget to spend on weapons?

http://nstracker.jfsoftware.com/index.php?nation=Kingarmy

Your entire GDP is only $55,850,635,780 USD (or $108,015,129,600 copper dollars). Your defense budget is only $1,062,880,231 USD (or $2,055,610,368 copper dollars).

Occ: ok fine 17 billion, 10 billion from foreign aid i got from another post and 5 billion found in coffers of the last government.

(OOC: Fictions' main industry is arms manufacture, perhaps negotiations could be made at the festival)

Official Communique To Kingarmy and Gun Manufacturers

Its has come to my attention that the Great Nations of Kingarmy is currently in search of weapons to protect their sovereignty. We would like to cover the difference so that Kingarmy can purchase their 40 Billion dollar original 'shopping list'. Our current Military Budget is 5.9 Trillion Quarents which converts to about 8.15 Trillion Standard Dollars. You will find that our credit is excelent.

Kingarmy: The only request we have is that you sign up for our Embassy program, and use the "Foreign Aid" and the money taken from the coffers as either a rainy day fund, or use it to purchase the necessities for the poor in your nation

Kingarmy will glady make an embassy in Dynamic Revolution. We also invite you to our internationnal recognization festival.

OOC: founde here http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=569987 ;)

One of our exports are advanced weapons, so we can hook you up.

We can, with a budget of 40 billion, sell you ten billion turrets. Please be more specific of how much of each weapon you wish to have.

To: Kingarmy
From: Falkasia

The People's Republic of Falkasia is know for it's gigantic arms exporting business, going so far as saying that it has cornered the world in a few select markets. Our companies product high-quality weapons for prices near unbeatable by other similar arms manufacturing businesses. One of our most successful, the Universal Defense (http://s10.invisionfree.com/Universal_Defense/) Corporation, is renowned world-wide for it's products and efficient service, and is always open to take orders from new clients. As a new and relatively small customer, you'd be given the Developing Nations Discount, resulting in almost a 25% refund rate on your orders. Please, tell us what you think.

Our budget's been downgraded to 17 billion, since we don't know exact prices, I'll put %s.

20% aa guns

10%bunkers

20% machine gun turrets

5% land mines

10% anti vehicle weapons

5% naval mines

15% civillian and military awarness/basic training programs

5% software

10% mercanary protection

oh and I'd like some prices, it would be easier to compare choices that way ;)

OOC: Prices are on the website.

Our budget's been downgraded to 17 billion

OOC: and i upgraded it to 40 Billion...

BOOM! 1.7 billion on anti tank weapons

15.3 billion to go

20% aa guns

10%bunkers

20% machine gun turrets

5% land mines

10% anti vehicle weapons(bought)

5% naval mines

15% civillian and military awarness/basic training programs

5% software

10% mercanary protection

OOC: Here's something I just designed to fill your AA role. Relatively cheap, so you can buy a lot.
http://z10.invisionfree.com/Universal_Defense/index.php?showtopic=55&st=0

To: Kingarmy
From: The Armed Republic of Dynamic Revolution
The Armed Republic of Dynamic Revolution wishes to announce that 35 Billion Standard Dollars have been sent to your Military accounts.

Yeah!!! 23 billion more, great i'm lost

4 billion spent on anti-tanks from Falkasia, precisely 2353 weapons purchased.

I Dynamic Revolution, can I have some prices, I would like to know how many of each weapon I own.

I plan on making a forum based wargame for NS, and I need precise numbers, btw if anyone would like to know more, please tg me.

OOC: It's an AA gun, not an Anti-Tank weapon.

I meant your other one, panzerfauscht

Oh, ok. My mistake.

falkasia, care you join my global intro rp?

Lesse;

AT-GMAWs (Antitank-Ground Mounted Weapons) cost 100,000 each.

Mines are a bargain at 100 dollars each.

If you want targeting systems with the missiles and machine guns, it costs another 100 each.

Our children can teach basic weapons management for free, but if you want advanced training, our weaponmasters can teach one person for 10 dollars.

We can hire out a few Bodyguards (Name of the unit) and N.C.Ts. One Bodyguard costs 100 dollars per kill and 10 dollars an hour, and N.C.Ts are available for a monthly fee of 2,000 dollars each. All of them know Aikido and Karate. They can also engage enemies in Gun Kata.

A bunker costs 100,000 dollars. A machine gun emplacement costs 50,000.

You won't be disappointed. Our weapons and people are some of the best in the world.

Possibly. What's going on, and may I have the link?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=569987

thats the sign-up thread, the festival link is written on the first post.

Oh, ok. Thanks. I'll go sign-up.

Oh and everyone, if you'd like to sell me your weapons go on the link I gave Falkasia and sign up, weapons sales discussed at the carnival.

Lesse;

AT-GMAWs (Antitank-Ground Mounted Weapons) cost 100,000 each.

Mines are a bargain at 100 dollars each.

If you want targeting systems with the missiles and machine guns, it costs another 100 each.

Our children can teach basic weapons management for free, but if you want advanced training, our weaponmasters can teach one person for 10 dollars.

We can hire out a few Bodyguards (Name of the unit) and N.C.Ts. One Bodyguard costs 100 dollars per kill and 10 dollars an hour, and N.C.Ts are available for a monthly fee of 2,000 dollars each. All of them know Aikido and Karate. They can also engage enemies in Gun Kata.

A bunker costs 100,000 dollars. A machine gun emplacement costs 50,000.

You won't be disappointed. Our weapons and people are some of the best in the world.

OOC: And you can back this claim up how? Your weapons need statistics. Saying they're good just doesn't cut it in II. It'll get you slaughtered. Just ask around about the nation Roef. There's a horror story for new nations, lol!

(OOC: I need to start a war to prove my army's good? Anyway, I thought that Roef was destroyed by the Third Spanish States' I.G.N.O.R.E.?)Hanging high into Earth's orbit, a satellite loomed, inside it, a huge phallic object stood, with the nuclear symbol painted over its metallic frame, held by beams inside a closed carriage. An infamous "List of so Idiot Nations that they threaten survival of mankind" had in its first name, an entry name "Roeflmao" with the description "Epic Fail" and a further field titled "Unworthy of existing".

Around the nuclear symbol of such doomsday weapon floating on the outer space, a word was written, it was the acronym of the device expressed as "I.G.N.O.R.E.", which stood for Idiotic Gook Nation Orbital Recycling and Extermination. The missile soon fell over, cutting the insignificant force off the map as a black orb engulfed it into nothingness, leaving behind only skeletons with reduced craniums, adapted to house brains 90% smaller than normal human brains. In one of many places, a school still stood still, albeit in deep ruins, with no glass in its windows and a shattered rooef. It's label was, as expected, written as "Schul", and inside it, one of the classrooms miraculously stood intact, where, in infamy, the blackboard was written with the words:

"Today: Gramar Crass.

Plz dun't mis this crass"

Such were the last vestiges of former Roef in the world.

(OOC: I need to start a war to prove my army's good? Anyway, I thought that Roef was destroyed by the Third Spanish States' I.G.N.O.R.E.?)

OOC: No, I never said you needed to start a war to prove your army's skill or weapons quality. That's the same mistake Roef did. All I'm asking is that you create a few stats that give more information to the consumers other than it's name and price.

Now, while on the topic of Roef, I meant everything leading up to his IGNORE.

OOC: Incase any of you are going to war, I'll sell you insurance.

OOC: Insurance?

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OOC: No more weapons for now.

Where can I buy insurance? I need it for three people in enemy territory.

The Holy Empire Insurance CO, is currently under development, but we will get back to you as soon as possible.

OOC: was just a joke but ill start a company anyway.

Oh, forget it. The mission's over and they've been shipped back. But I would love to see insurance in the future.

Was it the one with with the boyhan nookz guy? crap, I had insurance on him.

Yes, it was the Bohovia n00b who likes to shoot n00ks.