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From the Desk of the Prince of Kazaizyne

To the Nations of the World

It is with great and noble pride that I, His Royal Majesty Blessed by Jesus Christ and His Father God, the Crown Prince of the Motherland of Kazaizyne, John Matthew Marksman I, would like to announce our independence from all nations of the world. After millions of illegal aliens and enslaved refugees found an island of dry land, we started forming government and what not. We are now pleased to call ourselves a free independent nation under the rule of one flag, one ruler, and one God.

We are happy to open our gates to the nations of the world to establish alliances and to open foreign relations with all. As you all probably know, forming a nation is hard, but under the careful leadership of myself and the soon-to-be Parliament, we, the Kazaizynen people are sure we can fight our way through the world and sprout our wings soon. Our population, so far, is very skilled, mostly in sports and in medical care.

Again, we invite the people of the world to come and join us in celebration and open arms with each other to share in the formation of our great and mighty nation.

Thank you,

John Marksman I, Prince of Kazaizyne

From: The Tilsitsinian Foreign Office

The great nation of Tilsitsin sends its formal congratulations on your nation's independence.

We look forward to opening avenues of trade with your nation and are willing to receive diplomats from your country.

The Goverment of Sultenia
Diplomatic message

The Emirate of Sultenia recognizes the nation of Kazaizyne right to exist.
Our goverment wishes to strengthen the ties between our people by learning more about your nation and a simple trade agreement.
As a new nation you must know of the need for agriculture, we are willing to trade a surplus of fertilizers and waterpumping equipment in exchange for the right to "free trade" between our nations (tariffs and taxes apply of course) and 500 000 of your "dohohfuyes" plus a diplomatic visit by your monarch, his majesty John Marksman I to Sultenia.

Signed
Jard Volm, diplomatic representative.

The political Attache stepped gingerly into the room, and closed the door behind him. He nervously waited for the Grand Commodora to stop reading her reports.

Laura Cromwall Steiner looked up from her daily economic report and realized that the Attache had arrived. She pleasently smiled at him and nodded her head, letting him know that she was ready for whatever information he was going to dump on her

The Attache cleared his throat and then began his report,
"Grand Commodora I have been told to inform you that a new nation has just been founded in our region. It appears that it was a semi-autonomous island made up of a bunch of Immigrants and refugees alike. The nations name is Kazaizyne and they have chosen a sovereign ruler in the form of John Marksman I. It is unclear whether or not he has an actual Royal Blood line or not. Militarily speaking they are rather weak, and their economy is based largely on fishing with a sprinkling of other services."

Steiner looked up at the Attache pleasantly. "Do they have anything that could be of use to us?"

The Attache responded "Well madame, with the recent population explosion we do need protein. Our grain manufacturing ability is second to none, however we simply do not have the infrastructure to harvest enough protein to adequately supply the people."

Madame Steiner contemplated this information for a few seconds before responding "Very good comrade, You are now in charge of diplomatic relations with our fledgling comrades in Kazaizyne. If you succeed there will be a comfortable Diplomat position for you and your family...You do have a family, yes?"

The shocked attache was stunned silent for a few seconds. He had just received a promotion reserved for those with years of experience, and he was only an Attache! Not only that but he also had the promise of another promotion if he did a good enough job! Collecting himself he replied "No Madame, I have had no time for those matters. I've only been out of the military for 9 months."

Steiner laughed warmly "Well...I'm sorry what was your name?"

"Ryan Schwortzkaff, madame"

"Well Ryan I want you to find a beautiful women from your home town and marry her. This single life business is unacceptable for a diplomat of your stature. Now unfortunetly I am extremely busy so I must ask you to leave. Thank you for your report."

Ryan saluted and then turned to leave, a feeling of elation in his stomach. Just as he was about to step out and close the door Commodora Steiner called out to him,

"Comrade Ryan? What is your commanding officers name, I have to know where to send your promotion papers after all."

"Oh, of course! Admiral Geoff is in charge of my division madame."

"Thank you comrade, I expect great things from you"

And with that ringing in his ears Ryan left to follow the orders of his beloved leader. Back in the room Commodora Steiner picked up her phone

"Lisa, you monitered that conersation correct? Ok good, I want Admiral Geoff dead in an hour, and I want his first born son dead also. I will not have my underlings deciding what I should and should not know. Send that information out in a memo."

After that last bit of business Steiner went back to reading her erotic fiction novel

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Official Message to John Marksman I, Prince of Kazaizyne
We are delighted to hear of you achieving your hard fought freedom. Congratulations! Through the Grace of God and hard work anything is achievable, however we would like to offer a helping hand. We would like to open trade negotiations as soon as possible and, relations permitting, begin the embassy exchange process. It is our strong belief that our two great nations will enter into a new era of prosperity and peace, together.

Signed,
Ryan Schwortzkaff, Political Representative to the Sovereign Nation of Kazaizyne