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*drum sounds*
'On 16 october, we, the court of the Riefian ministry of execution, decided that this man, Albert Greenhorn, will be hanged by the nect until death.' Said James Hollister, son of the old president. 'This man is cought for protests. He asked for a better live, a place in the goverment, and wanted to overtrown the goverment of Roef. He, therefor, will be hanged on 21 october, his birthday.'
James Hollsiter ordert a soldier to bring Albert Greenhorn to a prison. On 21 october, on 11pm, he would be hanged.
The protests, where a mess. More and more people came to protest, to free Albert. And as a few broke the gates of the prison, a killing party began. The soldiers pointed there guns, and show all protesters that didnt disapear before it was there turn... Albert Greenhorn, would be hanged.

OOC: Well, at least it doesn't start with Operation.

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'On 16 october, we, the court of the Riefian ministry of execution, decided that this man, Albert Greenhorn, will be hanged by the nect until death.' Said James Hollister, son of the old president. 'This man is cought for protests. He asked for a better live, a place in the goverment, and wanted to overtrown the goverment of Roef. He, therefor, will be hanged on 21 october, his birthday.'
James Hollsiter ordert a soldier to bring Albert Greenhorn to a prison. On 21 october, on 11pm, he would be hanged.
The protests, where a mess. More and more people came to protest, to free Albert. And as a few broke the gates of the prison, a killing party began. The soldiers pointed there guns, and show all protesters that didnt disapear before it was there turn... Albert Greenhorn, would be hanged.

Official Reply, Blubland Government

As we are rather tired of dealing with pathetic little nations who want to advertise their civil rights violations, we will make this short and to the point.

You have two options.

1.) Release this person to our custody where he may live freely among our civilized people. We will then supply you with a limited number of funds, whereas you can then construct designated protest areas, where the peoples' voice can be heard without danger to themselves or others.

2.) Refuse option 1, and we will come in and kick your ass and force a new government.

Sincerely, Prime Minister of The Mighty Blub Colonies

ooc: wait...roef is still around?

ooc: wait...roef is still around?

ooc yes they did not get nuked

As quoted in sensationalist newspapers:

"Santheres would issue astatement to Roef were we not all positive that they are all twelve-year-olds who wouldn't understand anyway." -- Duca Giarelli, Grand General, Minister of Defense for the Army

"Ministry of Execution? That's going a little overboard with the bureaucracy, don't you think?" -- Duchessa Carducci, Grand Admiral, Minister of Defense for the Navy

"We're allowing intelligent Roefians to immigrate, but we're certain whatever great minds they had left long ago." -- Duca Paladino, Grand Marshal, Minister of Defense for the Air Force

"I think our maps are missing Roef. Interesting." -- Regnant Marco de Rossi

Official Grestonian Communique

Open Communique

To: President James Hollister
From: President and Imperial Parliamentarian The Rt. Hon. Sir Jerry Striker
Subject: Official Embargoe upon Roef

Dear Mr. James Hollister,

You actions just don't cease to disgust me. Your mindless acts of war, constant civil rights violations, and complete disregard for the laws enstated by the World Assembly are some of the few actions recently that have appeared upon my desk and that I have ignored. But no longer shall I keep a neutral stance, no longer shall I sit by idly as you desecrate the face of the earth.

I hereby grant you forty-eight (48) hours lee way time to rethink your actions and better your ways. If I do not a noticable improvement by said time, the said time will have been your last few moments on earth.

Sincerely,
President and Imperial Parliamentarian The Rt. Hon. Sir Jerry Striker

ooc yes they did not get nuked

(I can change that)

Five hundred billion USD is going to be transfered by La Gente, if the Roef Government allows for two military bases, two airfields, and access to all shipyards by the navy of La Gente.

Hanging high into Earth's orbit, a satellite loomed, inside it, a huge phallic object stood, with the nuclear symbol painted over its metallic frame, held by beams inside a closed carriage. An infamous "List of so Idiot Nations that they threaten survival of mankind" had in its first name, an entry name "Roeflmao" with the description "Epic Fail" and a further field titled "Unworthy of existing".

Around the nuclear symbol of such doomsday weapon floating on the outer space, a word was written, it was the acronym of the device expressed as "I.G.N.O.R.E.", which stood for Idiotic Gook Nation Orbital Recycling and Extermination. The missile soon fell over, cutting the insignificant force off the map as a black orb engulfed it into nothingness, leaving behind only skeletons with reduced craniums, adapted to house brains 90% smaller than normal human brains. In one of many places, a school still stood still, albeit in deep ruins, with no glass in its windows and a shattered rooef. It's label was, as expected, written as "Schul", and inside it, one of the classrooms miraculously stood intact, where, in infamy, the blackboard was written with the words:

"Today: Gramar Crass.

Plz dun't mis this crass"

Such were the last vestiges of former Roef in the world.

ooc: I'm not sure if I want to waste a $1 billion USD MIRVed ballistic missile ...

Hanging high into Earth's orbit, a satellite loomed, inside it, a huge phallic object stood, with the nuclear symbol painted over its metallic frame, held by beams inside a closed carriage. An infamous "List of so Idiot Nations that they threaten survival of mankind" had in its first name, an entry name "Roeflmao" with the description "Epic Fail" and a further field titled "Unworthy of existing".

Around the nuclear symbol of such doomsday weapon floating on the outer space, a word was written, it was the acronym of the device expressed as "I.G.N.O.R.E.", which stood for Idiotic Gook Nation Orbital Recycling and Extermination. The missile soon fell over, cutting the insignificant force off the map as a black orb engulfed it into nothingness, leaving behind only skeletons with reduced craniums, adapted to house brains 90% smaller than normal human brains. In one of many places, a school still stood still, albeit in deep ruins, with no glass in its windows and a shattered rooef. It's label was, as expected, written as "Schul", and inside it, one of the classrooms miraculously stood intact, where, in infamy, the blackboard was written with the words:

"Today: Gramar Crass.

Plz dun't mis this crass"

Such were the last vestiges of former Roef in the world.

OOC: Awesomest ignore I have ever seen.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=60608&d=1220905611

Official Statement of the ASD
While finding the actions of Roef despicable, we also wish to remind those other nations involved that roef does, in fact, have a right to self governance and Sovereignty. We reprimand Roef on this violation of generally accepted Human Rights and will be more than willing to set up trade embargoes against Roef should this Action go through but we believe that invasion is an extreme solution to this problem.

FASD Special Operations Team, location:Roef
The Blackest of black special forces that the ASD had available to it was the FASD's. They had participated in such missions before, though not with the knowledge of anyone save Admiral Hawk, Jarek Mace and Derk Vance, and they were more than ready to participate in this mission also.

Under a Normal looking Roef house was a weapons stash that was Impressive, by anyone's definition and at the end of a work day after all the members of the ten person squad had arrived home from work, and gotten got a certain e-mail (actually about Male enhancement methods) from the same Email Address , they moved to the single house. They drew Weapons and armor and various nasty explosives then moved into five cars, Two red Mitsubishi Lancer EVOs, one Suburban, one Camaro and, ironically, an Aston Martin Vanquish. The operation had been pre-planned, they were heading for the Prison.

Five hundred billion USD is going to be transfered by La Gente, if the Roef Government allows for two military bases, two airfields, and access to all shipyards by the navy of La Gente.

Official Message by the United States Government

Would you like to have such facilities in Allanea? We will help you get them for 500 billion dollars.

No, we're alright.

Hey, anybody feel like "test-firing" a couple of nukes?

Roef is under Gente del Agua's anti-ballistic missile due to the planned deployment of troops into the nation.

ooc:roef is gone

OOC: I thought Roef was under Kewen control.

OOC: Roef does what Roef wants to, when Roef wants to. Right now, since Roef is in the Netherlands, Roef is sleeping, so there probably isn't much in the way of productive comments that could come out of this thread right now.

(OOC: To all who only joined this thread to attempt another dogpile... why do you insist on this fruitless endeavor which will lead nowhere? Here's the "Quick guide to avoid being mentioned in new threads in Moderation related to Roef"

Click on the "User CP" menu.
In the menu ahead, go to the "Settings and Options" tab, click on the "Edit Ignore List" which lies at its end.
In the "Add a member to the list" field, type "Roef".
Click on okay.
Whenever you feel the urge to post something in a n00b thread(remember: n00b != newbie), try to divert your creative efforts to a good RP thread. )

ooc: Aye, he is under my control, and i guess i will have to fix this.
roef, when i took over that country that dosnt mean you can get away scot free with a new military, imma makey some changes. back out now and send me away if you wish, but then you lose the reason stopping nations nuking you, basically the plastic cap between the big red button "nuke roef" and everynations finger will be gone.


IC:

Offical Response from the Kewen Observer inside the province of "Roef" unnoffically know to the more humours kewen as "Roeflamo"
To: Nations of the World who have critizied this action
From: Aimsley jones
Dear Nations of the world,
I Am sorry for the recent actions by the FORMER department of excution, which of all members are detained and placed under house arrest pending trials in a Kewen court.

The protestor by the name of " Albert Greenhorn" Has been let go with a peronsal apology from me, Please ignore this action as I am working through a mountain of ever growingredtape in my mission to erase the former Roefian government."

Signed Aimsley Jones

after hitting the enter key on his keyboard, he lentn back into his plush recliner and sighed he had to end these damm protests and end them fast so, reached under his desk he pulled out a file marked "Plan B" and began to read it carefully and making a feew changes.

A few Days later, and in the middle of a pressconferance to every Roefian newspaper and any other papers from around the world.
"Today, the great nation of Kewen, will enact its first change to the nation of Roef, As of today, every single person affiliated with the old government, will be facing trials for crimes agaisnt humanity, depending on the outcome of there trial they could face house arrest for there lives to jail and in the worst cases Death. All Roefian Government workers will still be paid, directly from kewens coffers, untill the new government is install lower workers in the lander or those which are clear or decalred innocent may return to there former lives. The current polic force is going under a purge too, as every Policeman in charge or of a high rank is going to be facing trail like members of the former government, any who resist will be killed immediatly by the armed forces of kewen, the Police force will be restructed and re-equipped, poisitions will be open and feel free to apply. The Armed forces of Roef will be under going a similar change, the high leadership will be facing trials, which I will be honest will end in there imprisionment for the reckless endagerment of there soilders, while lower ranks will be going under evaluation."
He paused for a second, before continuing
"All these braches of Roef, are free for applicants and we encourage, you the people to sign up and help us help you,9 Trillion Dollars is going to be invested in this country, over a course of 5 years in which we will restore public works, and everything else Any questions?"

OOC: Roef? Sounds familiar...

Premier's Official Communique
The People's Republic of Tokyoni

Kindly send an autographed photo of your leader so that this matter may be resolved efficiently and peacefully, with the death of only one individual who truly deserves it.

~Raito Yagami~

If there are any roefian survivors they are welcome in Dagobah V , We have special camps ready.

ooc: lol you misunderstand, its not an exterminatus, more like a "u all fired, now go home, except you three who did the most bad stuff, you die so you cant mess stuff up futher"

IC:

The People's Republic of Tokyoni

We wonder what you need with a photo of our leader.


To Dagobah V

Of course there will be surviours, We are not killing the whole country minimum about fourty to fifty maximum, almost a hundreed to threehundred.
Even if we were to palm them off to someone it wouldnt be you, goodday sir."

OOC: *Sigh* Someone did have a point, at least it wasn't titled "Operation: Hanging A Protestor"

HEY we need tank practice and we could reward you (slips a BIG envelope with money under the table)....

HEY we need tank practice and we could reward you (slips a BIG envelope with money under the table)....

OOC: HEY! No, go to NSD for Tank advice. Roef did and made a relatively good one, but before he did his Tank design sucked. *Steals Enevelope And Hides It*

and maybe we will give you some DV-100 Swamp speeders..
I have something against roef that he will feel believe me

and maybe we will give you some DV-100 Swamp speeders..
I have something against roef that he will feel believe me

OOC: Are you meant to be Dagobah from Star Wars?

If so, get out of this thread - MT stands for Modern Technology, FT means Future Technology. Speeders are most definetly FT, and this thread is MT. Get it?

the swamp speeder is a Swamp specified Hovercraft

the swamp speeder is a Swamp specified Hovercraft

OOC: *Sigh* Would you like to post the stats? If it's just a picture - don't bother. Go to this thread, ask them and prepare for serious C&C: Linkage (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?threadid=565662)

its an dagobian design, and all the stats are classified

OOC: Stats aren't classified. People don't buy products that have no stats or image.

then they dont buy The Sultanate dousnt care

its an dagobian design, and all the stats are classified

OOC: What you mean is: You have no idea how it works, you just saw Star Wars and thought "Hmm, that's cool"

And I know why you need the money - the Sultan needs a spellchecker.

Length 5 meters[1]

Maximum speed 100 km/h[1]

Shielding None[1]

Armament Twin blaster cannons (2)[1]

Crew Pilot (1)[1]
Gunner (1)[1]

Passengers None[1]

Cargo capacity 20 kg[1]

this is the stats from star wars and that is not my swamp speeder

Length 5 meters[1]

Maximum speed 100 km/h[1]

Shielding None[1]

Armament Twin blaster cannons (2)[1]

Crew Pilot (1)[1]
Gunner (1)[1]

Passengers None[1]

Cargo capacity 20 kg[1]

this is the stats from star wars and that is not my swamp speeder

OOC: So why did you post it then? Post your stats or don't talk about it.

Roef, sorry for a major thread hijack.

ooc: take it up in anotehr thread please, Ustio North, I have some of the utmost respect for you so please take this to another place, same thing for you Dagohbah minus the respect.

edit just saw the apology, you are forgiven UN :P

Lenght 10 meters
Max Speed 120 Km/h
2 light DV-210 Machine guns
1 pilot
2 gunners
10 Passengers
Cargo capacity 100 kg

OOC: It can't be done and stop hijacking Roef-ian thread!

Premier's Official Communique
The People's Republic of Tokyoni

It merely struck me that with such an item being sent, the situation could be resolved much more simply. Either that or just appear on television and say your name. That would work too.

~Raito Yagami~

Premier's Official Communique
The People's Republic of Tokyoni

It merely struck me that with such an item being sent, the situation could be resolved much more simply. Either that or just appear on television and say your name. That would work too.

~Raito Yagami~

OOC: Good one, Tokyoni. With the Death Note, the entire Roef government could be wiped out with one fell swoop of the pen. :p

That dosnt really answer our question, and it sounds a wee bit nefarious so were going to have to pass thank you very much for the offer though.

Kewen Government.

ooc: Guys....Roef is a troll. And we've all been taken for the ride. Best thing we can all do is throw him on the ignore list and let him head back to FARK or 4CHAN.