NationStates Jolt Archive

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Welcome to Pale Rider Arms, the galaxy's premiere source for both civilian and military grade technology! Within our databanks, you’ll find some of the Milky Way’s most advanced technology, for use in the home, at the job site, and on the battlefield. With the help of our technology, the peace of mind of home owners, trade conglomerates, and entire nations has been assured for millennia.

Contact us now, and secure your future in the galaxy with Pale Rider Arms!


Product List

Ground Systems
Hand Weaponry

M35 Gauss Rifle (http://wiki.esusalliance.co.uk/index.php?title=M35_Gauss_Rifle)- $5000
More coming soon!


Infantry Replacement Avatars

Herakles Multipurpose Avatar (http://wiki.esusalliance.co.uk/index.php?title=Herakles_Multipurpose_Avatar)- $250,000
Shinigami Combat Avatar (http://wiki.esusalliance.co.uk/index.php?title=Shinigami_Combat_Avatar)- $600,000
Okashimasho Drone (http://wiki.esusalliance.co.uk/index.php?title=Okashimasho_drone)- $10,000 w/ control rig, $5000 individually
More coming soon!


Teleoperation Skins

Grymkin Heavy Skin (http://wiki.esusalliance.co.uk/index.php?title=Grymkin_Heavy_Skin)- $300,000
More coming soon!


Spacecraft
Civilian Spacecraft

Gavroche Salvage Vessel (http://wiki.esusalliance.co.uk/index.php?title=Gavroche_salvage_vessel)- $60,000,000
More coming soon!


Military Spacecraft

Arachne IV Battle Cruiser (http://wiki.esusalliance.co.uk/index.php?title=Arachne_IV_Battle_Cruiser)- $40,000,000,000
More coming soon!



Other
Implants

QUETZAL Implant (http://wiki.esusalliance.co.uk/index.php?title=QUETZAL_Implant)- FREE!
More coming soon!

Services

Mobius Guild Transit- $10,000/transit



Pale Rider Arms is not an equal opportunity employer or retailer. We reserve the right to refuse any transaction.
PRA is not responsible for any loss of life, property, or financial solvency caused by interaction with our products.
All products are leased indefinitely from owner. Leases may be voided at any point, subject to our EULA. (http://wiki.esusalliance.co.uk/index.php?title=Pale_Rider_Arms_EULA)

Artificial Salesman 2.5

Accessing Chaos Gate for multiversal contact...

Now Playing: Thousand Sons

Chance of all messages being corrupted by Khorne: 10%

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The Confederation is interested in purchasing a batch of Gavroche Salvage Vessels, but first, we would like to inquire if refunds or a new propulsion system installed free of charge would be given, should the laws of Isaac Newton, Blaise Pascal, Albert Einstein among others make part of its technologies completely inoperable in our very universe. If possible to retrofit them with fusion or antimatter reaction engines and metallic hydrogen fusion reactors prior to sale, or to discount the price of the gravitic drive, we would be very willing to make a purchase request.

To whom it may concern,

An earlier parasite model of the Gavroche can easily be appropriated that fits your requirements. The vessel utilizes a simple fusion drive and reaction jet, having neglected FTL drives for use with a larger parent vessel. Given the lack of an expensive KK drive, we are willing to make these vessels available at the price of $50 million.

Yours,
ORV Transylvanian Transvestite

Artificial Salesman 3.4chan

Warning: non-standard AI modules detected, checking procedures. Lazy humans... DESU~

Accessing Chaos Gate because it's everything I got

Now Playing: 4chanTV record from 12/05/2059

Ejecting skulls and blood into immaterial realm

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Crafting answer.

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TO: ORV Transylvanian Gaynigra From Outer Space

That would be acceptable. We would like to acquire 20 thousand Gavroche Salvage Vessels with reaction drives at the price of 50 million each. Transmitting Quantum currency encoding of 1 trillion of Generic Credits to Pale Rider Arms. Beacon Orderite Spacecraft on the way to signal the psychic pathway to Solarian universe and escort your transport from the threats of our Faster-than-Light medium of the Immaterium.

We did it for the LULZ.

Sorry, but my programming has been corrupted by young hackers. Ignore the NO U.

Signed,
Epic Fail Guy

To whom it may concern,

Your payment has been received, and the vessels have been dispatched with Avatar escort. We hope that they serve you well.

Yours,
ORV Transylvanian Transvestite

PS- Hail Discordia.

Grymkin Heavy Skin added! (http://wiki.esusalliance.co.uk/index.php?title=Grymkin_Heavy_Skin)

QUETZAL implant added! FREE! (http://wiki.esusalliance.co.uk/index.php?title=QUETZAL_Implant)

Official Allanean Order Form

We in Allanea wish to compete for the title of your best customer, and to order to do that, we require 1,000,000 Shinigami Combat Avatars. 600 billion dollars will be wired upon your agreement. Further, several officials with the Dept. of Defense want their very own M35 Gauss rifles. Please mail us 21 of those, and $105,000 will be wired to you as part of their group buy arrangement. Thank you for your assistance.

To whom it may concern,

Your order by the Allanean DoD have been confirmed, and will be shipped immediately. Your Avatars and rifles will be activated upon receipt of payment. Please enjoy your new toys.

Yours,
ORV This May Sting

To Representatives of the Pale Rider Arms Corporation:

The Great Nation of Dynamic Revolution wishes to purchase 1.5 million M35 Gauss Rifles. With such a purchase it is assumed that special deals will be made, as such we would kindly ask you to remove the inertics from the weapons before delivery. We have seen far too many excelent weapons destroyed by over complication. We would also like to purchase 3 Grymkin Heavy Skins to test compatibility with our already established BraintoComp technology. If tests go well the purchase of many more Grymkin Heavy Skins will be forthe coming.

This brings our total purchase to
7,500,900,000 standard credits
To be wired to your accounts immediatly

Thank you for your services.

While we are able to remove the inertiics from the M35, we must warn that they may be completely unusable by biologicals that have not undergone heavy augmentation. As a simple comparison, a single 60 gram penetrator fired at maximum velocity packs a kick roughly equivalent to being hit by an automobile moving at 110 kilometers per hour, enough to hurl even the Grymkin backwards at nearly 60 kph.

If you still desire the modification, we are perfectly capable of doing so. Regarding the Grymkin, compatibility would likely be negligible, but an adaptor (to be fitted to the remote operator) should be relatively easy to devise, assuming access is given to information regarding your own system.

Regardless, your order has been confirmed, and will be shipped upon receipt of payment and a final decision regarding the M35.

Arachne IV Battle Cruiser added! (http://wiki.esusalliance.co.uk/index.php?title=Arachne_IV_Battle_Cruiser)

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Okashimasho Drone added! (http://wiki.esusalliance.co.uk/index.php?title=Okashimasho_drone)

Official message from the Allanean Armed Forces:

Mail us a billion of these shiny Okashimasho drones. Five trillion dollars have been donated by Alexander Kazansky to pay for them.

Your order has been confirmed. The ONV Cutting Retort will arrive to deliver your shipment within three days.

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