NationStates Jolt Archive

Here at Nerkan Documents Storefront, we have a purpose. That purpose is to provide you with good write-ups and pitches. Below we have some of our products outlined. Some companies sell images, we sell words.


Historical Compilations(Putting history into a nice big document)
Descriptions(Describing anything, such as what your currency or tank looks like)
Slogans(Slogans for a storefront/country)
Constitutions(Self-Explanatory)
DoI(Declaration of Independence)

We will also do custom orders, please note that we are artists, but only in the word format, we tried adding images, but none of us can do anything on that front.


OOC: Well, I just thought of it. Also, my nation needs some more cash to use ICly.

[OOC: Write me up a fifteen page complaint about the government of Stoklomolvi. That should keep you busy. :p ]

[OOC: Heh, that's a bit hard to do in fifteen pages don't you think?]

[OOC: True. Make it a two hundred page complaint, and the liberals in Stoklomolvi would collectively pay you a billion. And I'm actually serious.]

OOC: While I find that hard to believe, I'm going to have to say I cannot manage that request.

The New Larzanziban Government Muesauem requires a summary of the events of the First Razorlian Civil War. We will wire you the USDs of Your own Requested Amount as soon as we receive confirmation of the creation of the summary

(OOC: Linkies! http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=553830)

We accept this task, it will be processed tomorrow, and should be done at 8:00 EST on Sep. 30, 2008

bump

We request a patriotic write up about our behmoth tank, which is near enough two hundred tonnes and more then capable of squashing ever NS tank in existance at long ranges.
also please include how a herioc stand of 15 of them drove away onehundred of the Loyalist factions ABrahams tanks in our civil war agaisnt our isolationist bretherin
(also i want added something about music, a suicdal charge and a guy with a plastic sword going "Bring me closer, i wish to use my blade!")

we are willing to pay you lots of money for this.

I'm sorry, there is not sufficient information to complete this task.

Ooc: Oo. Looks interesting.
Right, I would like an extended version of the history of Anemos, which should be in my factbook, the link to which is on my signature.

The Empire of Hierphil would like to make an order. However we request an estimate before the order is placed. The order would be a compilation of The History of SCAR and the wars that were fought by it, because of it, and over it. How much will this cost?

Remus York
Prime Minister

Lucas Williams
Minister of Ministries

Richard Way
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Gordon Harrison
Minister of Defense

Wesley Brown
Minister of the Economy

The Empire of Hierphil

We request a patriotic write up about our behmoth tank, which is near enough two hundred tonnes and more then capable of squashing ever NS tank in existance at long ranges.
also please include how a herioc stand of 15 of them drove away onehundred of the Loyalist factions ABrahams tanks in our civil war agaisnt our isolationist bretherin
(also i want added something about music, a suicdal charge and a guy with a plastic sword going "Bring me closer, i wish to use my blade!")

we are willing to pay you lots of money for this.


(Hehe your tank would be easily crushed by our ares helmet tank)

To: New Larzanziba
From: Designer-in-Chief Lois Kortel of Nerkan Documents
Subj: Completion
MSG: Your summary has been completed, we estimate that this will require $500 million.

To: Anemos Major
From: CEO of Nerkan Documents Klide Viel
Subj: Acceptation
MSG: This will be easy to complete for a fee of $500 million, do you agree?

To: Hierphil
From: CEO of Nerkan Documents Klide Viel
Subj: Estimate
MSG: While our patron country has fought in these wars, it is still a long summary. It can be completed with somewhere around $1 billion.

To Klide Viel,

We wish to commission a description of our BPV-123T patrol Vehicle, pictured here (http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg246/Uno__1/BPV.png?t=1203287603). If you need any more information, we will be more than happy to provide it. Money is no option.

Signed,
General Turntable,
Holy Beatusian Military

To: General Turntable
From: Klide Viel, CEO of Nerkan Documents
Subj: Acceptation
MSG: We will accept this, however what do you mean by "Money is no option."?

To: General Turntable
From: Klide Viel, CEO of Nerkan Documents
Subj: Acceptation
MSG: We will accept this, however what do you mean by "Money is no option."?

To Klide Viel,

We simply mean spare no expense in your work on our project. We are willing to pay as much as it costs, as long as it is not insanely high, like $5 billion dollars or something like that.

Signed,
General Turntable,
Holy Beatusian Army

For the creation of such document.... We shall send you 600 Million USDs as payment for services

To: General Turntable
From: Klide Viel, CEO of Nerkan Documents
Subj: Re: Acceptation
MSG: Is the amount of $500 million acceptable?


To: New Larzanziba
From: Designer-in-Chief Lois Kortel of Nerkan Documents
Subj: The Product
MSG: That is acceptable, enclosed is the description, we are accepting the wire of 600 million USDs.

[ quote ]Dear Great Leaders Of The World,

If you may have heard About the recent Rebel attacks within the capital of my nation. I have sent these letters to you to please send whatever military forces you can to my nation. The Rebel leader Charles Shilar has recently informed me that he has weapons of mass destruction and he plans to use them on foreign nations soon, Please send all Of your military forces you can spare.

Signed,
Prime Minister Dakota Fields [ /quote ]

This letter was sent to many nations, in fact, every nation known. It was quickly met with a response. The United Dependencies offered to send several divisions, while not as grand as many of the offers, it was still the first. Belschaft was next, offering a grand war machine ready to support. Razorl accepted this, and friendly forces were on their way.

Next up was Bourgenstein, a small nation with a capable military. It offered it's 14th Flying Wing, 32nd Atillery, and 3rd Infantry to take down the rebels. At this point, it seemed like the rebellion would be fully squashed within a NS month or two. Chernobl, known for it's armies, asked to send in a peace-keeping squad into Razorl. However, forces are empty if not used. Bourgenstein was the first to actually send it's forces, dropping around the Prime Minister's estate. Chernobl was the next person to send in their army by helicopter.

An unfortunate event, very common in war scenarios, was that Razorl's prime minister died. His son, known as Nikolai Fields, was to be protected at all costs. The Secretary of Defense immediately became Razorl's new prime minister for the duration of the war. However, Shilar was preparing to ambush the soldiers escorting Nikolai, which would be a crippling event. Next, an atom bomb was dropped on a Razorl city, however no important buildings were damaged. This was met swiftly with Cobra planes firing on the plane escorting Nikolai, but the 14th came in and rescued it.

Finally, Nikolai made it to a base in Minnesota, which was a temporary safety. Belschaft had sent in their men a little while ago, however it was unannounced to the world. There was still a main problem, the capital was being swarmed by rebels. The rebels also made another move by nuking Belschaft, something beyond every nation's comprehension and prediction. All seemed lost, for the Rebels had a grip on the area. However, someone had discovered the underground terrorist group supplying the rebels with nuclear weapons in Lisanim. In Belschaft, things were escalating. Quarantine procedures had been enacted on their capital, and purger teams were cent to eradicate the virus in small towns.

Unexpectedly, a small nation strong for it's size known as Miyager joined in the war on the government side. This was met with the Revolutionary government of Esparada joining in as well. After some grand radio broadcasting, Shilar efficiently made the tides turn once again by nuking the capital of Razorl, a very suicidal thing to do. Esparada managed to get a rescue to team to extract all survivors immediately after the blast, which definitely helped the people who were left in the capital.

After much trial, the civil war was over. One by one, the countries withdrew their forces, and later the reconstruction units returned home. As last note, the Bourgenstein government sent a crew to rebuild Nikolai's father's estate. So that was that, the tale is over.

OOC: Copy paste that into wherever you want it, but take out the spaces in the quote and /quote.

To: General Turntable
From: Klide Viel, CEO of Nerkan Documents
Subj: Re: Acceptation
MSG: Is the amount of $500 million acceptable?

To Klide Viel,

Of course it is. The money is being wired as we speak. If you do a good job, there may be more contracts in your future.

Signed,
General Turntable,
Holy Beatusian Military

To: General Turntable
From: Klide Viel, CEO of Nerkan Documents
Subject: Information
MSG: We require one more thing, the caliber of the projectile. We also wish to inform you that your description is almost complete.

(OOC: .... Woah..... Dude.... That was a very well put summary.... Thanks, you deserve the USDs)

To: General Turntable
From: Klide Viel, CEO of Nerkan Documents
Subject: Information
MSG: We require one more thing, the caliber of the projectile. We also wish to inform you that your description is almost complete.

To Klide Viel,

That is an M2 Machine gun, which fires a .50 caliber round.

Signed,
General Turntable,
Holy Beatusian Military

To: General Turntable
From: Klide Viel, CEO of Nerkan Documents
Subj: Completion
MSG: A rough draft has been created, please look over it and point out anything missing or a mistake.

Description:

Vehicle Name: BPV-123T
Make: Patrol Vehicle
Weapons: One M2 Machine Gun situated atop the roof, .50 caliber bullet.
Color: White
Description: With four wheels on the ground, one back-up situated on the trunk, a small turret on the roof, and a flag adorning the sides, the BPV-123T is a work of art, patrolling streets and country areas fiercely, being watched by all citizens of the area it is in. It's fog lights are able to shine through the thickest of down clouds, and it's gas cap is situated snugly behind the door. This vehicle is able to contain four people, maybe five. All in all, it is a new advancement in policing and foreign stabilizing field.

Scenario: A BPV-123T is on a daily patrol in a jungle area after being assigned here to watch out for a new illegal drug circulation. Over on the street, the driver notices shifty exchanging. He pulls out binoculars and identifies the drug. The man glances over and sees the car, pulling the customer into his Focus and burning down the road. The vehicle is in high speed chase while the gunner goes atop the roof and shoots out the two tires on each diagonal, this causes the criminal to spin. After calling for back-up, the gunner is able to shoot out another tire before the car continues lumbering down the road at 2 MPH. Suddenly two police cars pull out front and surround the car in back. This arrest would likely have not been made without the BPV-123T.

bump. Come on, Beatus, I need confirmation.

To: General Turntable
From: Klide Viel, CEO of Nerkan Documents
Subj: Completion
MSG: A rough draft has been created, please look over it and point out anything missing or a mistake.

Description:

Vehicle Name: BPV-123T
Make: Patrol Vehicle
Weapons: One M2 Machine Gun situated atop the roof, .50 caliber bullet.
Color: White
Description: With four wheels on the ground, one back-up situated on the trunk, a small turret on the roof, and a flag adorning the sides, the BPV-123T is a work of art, patrolling streets and country areas fiercely, being watched by all citizens of the area it is in. It's fog lights are able to shine through the thickest of down clouds, and it's gas cap is situated snugly behind the door. This vehicle is able to contain four people, maybe five. All in all, it is a new advancement in policing and foreign stabilizing field.

Scenario: A BPV-123T is on a daily patrol in a jungle area after being assigned here to watch out for a new illegal drug circulation. Over on the street, the driver notices shifty exchanging. He pulls out binoculars and identifies the drug. The man glances over and sees the car, pulling the customer into his Focus and burning down the road. The vehicle is in high speed chase while the gunner goes atop the roof and shoots out the two tires on each diagonal, this causes the criminal to spin. After calling for back-up, the gunner is able to shoot out another tire before the car continues lumbering down the road at 2 MPH. Suddenly two police cars pull out front and surround the car in back. This arrest would likely have not been made without the BPV-123T.

To Klide Viel,

Well it all looks good, however, there are a few finer points of the vehicle we wish to be included. Now, the M2 on the roof, it's mount swiviles around a hole in the roof where the gunner stands. Also, in the back, there are two folding jumpseats, providing room for two, or room for cargo. It also includes a Toyota 15B-FTE 4.1 L (4,104 cc) inline 4 16 valve OHV direct injection turbo intercooled diesel, outputting 153 horsepower. Here are some photos of what we mean by folding jumpseats.

Photo A (http://images.cars.com/supersized/DMI/149389/077760.06.jpg)

Hello, we request a written proof in official documentation that states that Dashie Camel is a god amongst men, and anybody who stands against him will die a horrible death. We also request 'scientific proof' for our people that Dashie Camel is indeed the best and most superior human being on earth. Of course, we would ask you to claim to be scientists, and invent some "embellishments" (winks) or powers that Dashie Camel would have, like, for example, melting people by starring at them, or throwing fireballs at people from his palms. Please make it scary enough to oppress 1.6 million angry Dashi, and make people shiver in their boots. Also, can we request a small paragraph of a historical document that states some horrific event in history to demonstrate these powers, such as 10,000 people being massacred instantly, or something of that nature. We are sure you'll think of something very oppressive and scary. Thank you,

Dashie Camel

Name a price and we will pay for it (if it is within our budget, which it probably will be).

(OOC: A paragraph or two. Don't go crazy. I don't want to waste your time. lol! Unless if you want to write more.)

IC:

From: Klide Viel
To: Dashie Camel
Subj: Okay
MSG: We will do it, but since we have so many projects on right now, don't expect it until around Saturday.

From: Klide Viel
To: General Turntable
Subj: Revision
MSG: We have completed revising your document. If there are any problems, contact customer support with your ticket number 781-5.

Vehicle Name: BPV-123T
Make: Patrol Vehicle
Weapons: One M2 Machine Gun situated atop the roof, .50 caliber bullet, mounted on swivel.
Color: White
Engine: Toyota 15B-FTE 4.1 L (4,104 cc) incline 4 16 valve OHV direct injection turbo intercooled diesel.
Horsepower: 153 HP

Description: With four wheels on the ground, one back-up situated on the trunk, a small turret on the roof, and a flag adorning the sides, the BPV-123T is a work of art, patrolling streets and country areas fiercely, being watched by all citizens of the area it is in. It's fog lights are able to shine through the thickest of down clouds, and it's gas cap is situated snugly behind the door. This vehicle is able to contain six people, maybe seven. There are two folding jumpseats in the back, which come in handy when transporting civilians or criminals. All in all, it is a new advancement in the policing and foreign stabilizing field.

Scenario: A BPV-123T is on a daily patrol in a jungle area after being assigned here to watch out for a new illegal drug circulation. Over on the street, the driver notices shifty exchanging. He pulls out binoculars and identifies the drug. The man glances over and sees the car, pulling the customer into his Focus and burning down the road. The vehicle is in high speed chase while the gunner goes atop the roof and shoots out the two tires on each diagonal, this causes the criminal to spin. After calling for back-up, the gunner is able to shoot out another tire before the car continues lumbering down the road at 2 MPH. Suddenly two police cars pull out front and surround the car in back. This arrest would likely have not been made without the BPV-123T.

OOC: Unfortunately, the store is closing for now. It should be open by Christmas, and I will also be doing up to 3 projects during Thanksgiving break. I can't do the patriotic write-up right now, sorry.