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To the world

I, Empress Isabella, am sadden by the cries of Anti-Ryouism. This is the plot of Raceist bigots who only want to enslave all in Lies and Raceist ideals.

All have forgot the good The Ryouese did, We saved many Nekos and Kitsune and other Furries from Genocide, we helpped other nations like Kurona when they were hit by disasters, We saved the world from the Capitalist-Communist War that was started by a bunch of Nazis, We stopped DoubleWideville, we helped many people, WE won our civil wars and we stand up to the Terrorists of SCAR.

but there are those that want to destroy The Ryouese people and Culture because of hate, greed and evil. these nations are evil beings that should not be obeyed, but stopped. these nations surport Terrorists like Angelic Freedom, The Lone Alliance, The Maldorians and SCAR.

They want to block all Trade with the Ryouese because one person started a Tradeing Company, and she is a Pirate and a War hero of the Ryouese.

I ask the world, why hate the Ryouese, why join in Naziism, Stalinism and Raceist Ideals of the Barbarians. Please, let reason rule, STOP THE BARBARIANS!

Your a barbarian ! You let pirates come into our countrys without our consent !

"furries are the children of god. yiff heil." ~dr ron paul

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Stoklomolvi Commissariat of State
7656 Hegemony Drive, Administrative Compound, Office Complex 7C, Hallway 52L, Room 89
Vladistov, Stoklomolvi

Encryption Level 0, Null Encryption
To: [OPEN COMMUNIQUÉ]
Subject: General Statement

The only barbarians around here are the Ryouese, who continue to insist on using spears and swords in modern combat. They fail. Now please, may the Ryou Black Islands shoo away, for we are far too busy to concern ourselves with making flamboyant communiqués. We scoff.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Commissar of Foreign Affairs

Signed,
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Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
The Commissar of Stoklomolvi

The only response from any GWO entity was the creation of an episode of Nazi Man regarding Isabella. Nazi Man won at the end of the episode by drop kicking Isabella off of a City Wall and into the Suez Canal.

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[OOC: Win.]

[I'd watch it]

((OOC: I'd watch it too- Oh wait, I thought it up.))

(LOL, could I start up a cereal brand for nazi man, except it would be called fascist man in ralkovia)

All have forgot the good The Ryouese did, We saved many Nekos and Kitsune and other Furries from Genocide,

That's not a good thing. Yiff in hell, furfags.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

(ooc: ooh a cereal brand, whats next? Nazi Man action figures lol?)

Hey we at ralkovia resent that, hell is reserved for people like me and GWO, furfags go to a special place where they are repeatedly raped by horses for the enjoyment of dolphins. Yes Fascist man action figures, we will make millions. Lets bomb children with fascist man toys.

[OOC: Nazi Man :p . Ryou, you were one of the main belligerents in the Communist-Capitalist War and you almost unleashed nuclear wrath upon everybody. The UnitedStatesofAmerica- and I negotiated and we averted a nuclear war, alongside several notable others such as the Beatus.]

They want to block all Trade with the Ryouese because one person started a Tradeing Company, and she is a Pirate and a War hero of the Ryouese.

OOC: I think that Kanna being a pirate is probably the motivation for such policies. :p

(lol, could i start up a cereal brand for nazi man, except it would be called fascist man in ralkovia)

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That's not a good thing. Yiff in hell, furfags.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Go back to 4chan

Go back to 4chan

OOC: *shiver* Thou mustn't use that name so lightly, lest this thread draw in more 4chaners from the almighty google search!

((OOC: NS is already so rife with them that they probably have a subforum on their site dedicated to NS. They just stay out of II mainly, though.))

OOC: It is unfortunate though, how quickly these pages get indexed.

Also, /ns/? They havn't made a new board in years.

((OOC: Holy shit, 13 people coming to see Nazi Man: The Cereal Box.))

Imperial Statement

Romandeos has no formal ties with the Ryouese people. Based on what we have seen thus far, we are forced to conclude this is probably a good thing.

Mind you, this is not a decision we come to simply because we see the hate being expressed to the Ryouese, and automatically hate them ourselves, but because we feel associating ourselves with a nation so hated by the world is likely to be detrimental to the Imperial Federated States.

~ Imperial Diplomatic Representative Charles Goodman

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Encrypted Message to Empress Isabella
Encryption Level: Most Secret

Imperial Cousin,

It is my opinion that you might wish to lay low a while, and just let the world lose track of you. Don't do anything too flamboyant, just hang around and be in the background. Romandeos has always been very insular, isolationist, and it has usually helped us, save the odd exception, to avoid violence and blood in this modern period.

Sincerely,
HIM Empress Taunja I

The Red Tidean Foreign Minister was quoted, when asked a question regarding the speech by a none-Red Tidean, as saying:
"If the Ryouese want to let 'reason rule', then perhaps they should commit collective suicide."'

As things would happen, the Red Tidean Government would later endorse this statement as 'It's official recommendation to the Ryouese people.'

The Aerovan race will conquer all, especially a bunch of chinknip furrie manga addicts like the Ryouese.

-Personal Secretary of High Chancellor Avelo Verikov

Response to Leader in Exile Empress Isabella:
Yes you claimed you saved the Nekos and Kitsunes... Only to get them killed off by starting untold numbers of wars, leaving your nation and your population in tatters. What is left of your now non-existant nation is in ruins and your graves are now filled with of those you "Saved".

The Aerovan race will conquer all, especially a bunch of chink furrie manga addicts like the Ryouese.

-Personal Secretary of High Chancellor Avelo Verikov

they're nips u fukng tr8er D:<

The Federation stands corrected, we meant nips. D:

jewnuh r we stull <3 icly?

They want to block all Trade with the Ryouese because one person started a Tradeing Company, and she is a Pirate and a War hero of the Ryouese.

Your Majesty,

We in the Republic of Aresium are not yet fully acquainted with the Ryou Black Islands but, in response to your speech, we have committed ourselves to the study of all news and intelligence reports regarding your nation in order to formulate our response. First of all, the Republic of Aresium views the creation of a trading company by a pirate to be, indeed, a suspicious act. What stops this pirate you spoke of from attacking the ships of innocent nations while claiming innocence? The time honored saying of "beware wolves in sheep's clothing" applies to this situation. We have decided that this company shall be barred from our nation's shores until we have seen that it is of no threat whatsoever to our nation's trade and to the lives of our honest sailors who work arduously for the sake of their families. Second, we do not recognize nekos and kitsunes as human beings but we do not, in any way, advocate their immediate extermination. Nekos and kitsunes are not like you or me. They may be humanoid but that does not show they are human. If a cat was somehow able to walk and talk like us, would you call it human? Third, many nations help others from disasters but this does not give a nation immunity from the hatred of other nations and winning a civil war does not, in any way, guarantee the love of the world's nations for your administration. We, however, are not signifiying that we are anti-Ryouese but, rather, are showing that we wish to establish diplomatic relations with your nation. However, we shall not subserviant to the wishes of your nation. We value our independence greatly and we shall do what we can to ensure it is defended. Therefore, we request that you or a significant diplomat visit our nation for diplomatic talks in our capital, Laches. We would ask that you abide by our customs as you would expect for foreigners to do in your nation. We look forward to your reply, Your Majesty.

Signed,
Philomena Kosseri,
Supreme Guardian of Aresium.

OOC: The Aresian position is pretty much set out here for all to see. However, only Ryou really knows about it because the letter wouldn't have gone to anyone else but his Empress. Ryou, I would like to establish some sort of diplomatic relations and, no, Aresium does not support these "barbarians" you speak of. :p

ooc: I miss all the fun, so that means I have to just post more...

OOC: The below is a purely IC message, in which a fictional character will be insulting various nations of the world. Please do not take it as o insult the OOC players behind those nations.

IC:

Message from Alexander Kirillovich Kazansky, broadcasted from one of his favorite vacation spots

No, the world (with the exception of flaming retards like the communists in Stoklomovi, the idiot comedians in GWO, and the unspeakable idiots in Ralkovia) does not hate Ryou. As a matter of fact, I find the Ryoese to be refreshingly nice people, and their women to be beautiful. I advise Ryou as a vacation spot.

Also, I hereby would like to donate $100 million dollars of my personal resources as a gift to the Ryoese people.

Any questions?

Message from some working class proletarian comrade, broadcasted from his milk factory

I have a question. Why on earth does Allanea support the Ryou Black Islands? Mind you explain at length as to why the Allaneans, whom we once considered to be intelligent, support the Ryouese?

Video message from Alexander Kazansky to the proletarian comrade

The camera shows Alexander Kazansky, wearing nothing but his glasses, sitting in a large warm bubbly pool with two women of various ethnicities (aged approximately 16 to 19) and a Dohwar (http://www.spelljammer.org/monsters/conversions/Dohwar.html). Glasses of various types of alcohol are poised on the edge of the pool. Kazansky holds in his hand a gold-plated cup made out of a human skull, sipping from it as he makes the speech.

Okay, working-class prole. I don't know what the fuck a 'milk factory' is - I hope it actually involves cows. I don't know why you expected me to answer you – given I earn more money from my various enterprises and my jobs as Confederate Secretary-General and President of the United States than you probably will in your entire life, and you're not even a Freeman, but a worthless communist prole.

But, for the purpose of my personal amusement, I decided to reply to you. This does not mean I am polite and nice to people like you – in fact, I'm actually in doubt whether you qualify as a person. I'll just call you a 'personoid' –

One of the women starts caressing the President

- mmm, yess, yess, honey, keep doing that, that's just right... where was I? Oh, yes, I'll call you a personoid from now on.

Tell me, oh Communist Personoid Prole, why the hell should I hate the Ryous? They never did Allanea wrong – which is more than can be said for many nations of the world. They're nice people, and they have good-looking women and nice beaches. They buy Allanean goods, and, by the way, they have once given me a trillion dollars for killing a tyrannical foreign leader (whom I would have killed anyway, but the money sure was nice). For the record, I donated the money to charity.

So why should I hate the Ryous?

Oh, you probably don't know the answer, because you're a -

A different woman starts massaging Kazansky's shoulders

Yes, thank you honey.

So, Worthless Personoid, you probably don't know the answer to my question, because you're just a Communist Personoid Prole – that's CPP for short.

Goodby, CPP. Don't call me again, please. I'm busy enjoying my life – that's, by the way, because I'm a successful, handsome, intelligent capitalist, and you're just a commie personoid. Enjoy the milk factory.

P.S. Attached to this message is a check for an amount equal to approximately 10 times your yearly salary. Enjoy that, too.

Video message from the proletarian comrade to Alexander Kazansky

The unnamed proletarian comrade is seen in the distance, running towards the shaky, grainy camera carrying a huge sledgehammer. On the ground is a picture of Kazansky, suspended by two strings. The camera jerks to the left, focus still on the picture, and suddenly the sledgehammer smacks the picture, ripping it into pieces but not actually destroying it. The proletarian comrade is then seen whacking the picture before setting the hammer on the ground. The view switches to the inside of a milk factory.

Oh, pitiful, grubby, greedy capitalist pig, I am surprised you don't know what a milk factory is. In these huge containers are raw materials used for creating what you Western imperialists would call "milk powder," and it's made used only the finest soy and sugarcane in the region. Imported from the south, of course. Look at the way you embrace the sin of lust as if it's salvation. It's disgusting, you filthy bourgeois.

Two of the workers start pounding a sheet of milk using hammers

What have we ever done to the Allaneans, other than enjoying our rights to be communist? We are given everything! We don't even need to spend money. We ask, and the government gives. Why shouldn't you hate the Ryouese? They're even worse than the criminals in Doublewideville, even worse than the bourgeois Trotskyist traitors in Xult, and even worse than the filthy, dirty, dishonourable, scheming, disgusting, greedy capitalist pigdogs in the "Grand" World Order.

How would I ever know the answer to a question posed by the unintelligent, pedantic, gratuitous dogs in Allanea? Why did I ever even consider the idea that the Allaneans are better than Neanderthals?

The two workers leave, and two more workers come, slamming the same sheet of milk

The milk factory is excellent. We work four hours, we get a break, and then work four hours more. Then we go home to do whatever we want, so long as we don't collapse Stoklomolvi like those bastard, terrible Ryou-sympathisers in the so-called "liberal faction," the stupid, corrupt monarchists in the "imperial faction," and those fascist, racist, filthy, conniving, conspiring, greedy, cowardly, pusillanimous, and dishonourable Nazis in the "fascist faction" already have tried to do. You're successful? Pah! I shun your lustful ways. Handsome? You're as ugly as Kuzca's mother. Intelligent? Harumph! As intelligent as a bone. Enjoy your greedy ways of "life," scumbag.

P.S. All I got was a blank check. Also, what's a cow?

OOC: Bravo. I'm truly without words.

[OOC: Damn, I wanted a response of some sort :p . I should have used the word aubergine somewhere...Greston...]

Your Majesty,

We in the Republic of Aresium are not yet fully acquainted with the Ryou Black Islands but, in response to your speech, we have committed ourselves to the study of all news and intelligence reports regarding your nation in order to formulate our response. First of all, the Republic of Aresium views the creation of a trading company by a pirate to be, indeed, a suspicious act. What stops this pirate you spoke of from attacking the ships of innocent nations while claiming innocence? The time honored saying of "beware wolves in sheep's clothing" applies to this situation. We have decided that this company shall be barred from our nation's shores until we have seen that it is of no threat whatsoever to our nation's trade and to the lives of our honest sailors who work arduously for the sake of their families. Second, we do not recognize nekos and kitsunes as human beings but we do not, in any way, advocate their immediate extermination. Nekos and kitsunes are not like you or me. They may be humanoid but that does not show they are human. If a cat was somehow able to walk and talk like us, would you call it human? Third, many nations help others from disasters but this does not give a nation immunity from the hatred of other nations and winning a civil war does not, in any way, guarantee the love of the world's nations for your administration. We, however, are not signifiying that we are anti-Ryouese but, rather, are showing that we wish to establish diplomatic relations with your nation. However, we shall not subserviant to the wishes of your nation. We value our independence greatly and we shall do what we can to ensure it is defended. Therefore, we request that you or a significant diplomat visit our nation for diplomatic talks in our capital, Laches. We would ask that you abide by our customs as you would expect for foreigners to do in your nation. We look forward to your reply, Your Majesty.

Signed,
Philomena Kosseri,
Supreme Guardian of Aresium.

OOC: The Aresian position is pretty much set out here for all to see. However, only Ryou really knows about it because the letter wouldn't have gone to anyone else but his Empress. Ryou, I would like to establish some sort of diplomatic relations and, no, Aresium does not support these "barbarians" you speak of. :p

OOC: Will this get a response, Ryou?

ooc that thread dead so this