The chrisman union
29-09-2008, 22:04
To: All nations/private military groups
From: Lieutenant Christian Veldt, head of Northern Chenko Expeditionary Force
Subject: Assasination of President Garth
Dear nations/private contractors,
I am writing to make you a rather large offer. See, the ol' president has been in power for a heck of a long time, and he's letting his power slip. Hell, he even gave one of our member states autonomy. And now we're at near nuclear war with them. Twat.
Elections haven't been able to unseat him, his legislations are getting increasingly insane, and has become a dithering old fool. There is only one way to oust him: and that involves a bullet to the chest.
See, I'm not exactly a high ranking officer (The NC job was my first real combat mission) and I am offering any nation 100,000,000 Cheeseloafs (that's 734,000 dollars if exchange rates haven't collapsed due to the mad president's nutty decisions) to pop a cap into him. Yep, that's a lot. I plan to seize control of the government soon after, and your nation shall become a trading partner, an ally, and we shall work tgether to make sense of this mad world.
We'll need to plan it well. We don't want a full blown invasion: PRCU military isn't onto the scheme yet, but wen they are, they won't be hesitant. We shall have to be stealthy: Northern Chenko's a mess at the moment, and it should be easy to smuggle weapons through there.
Anyway, good luck, and all that crap
Lieutenant Christian Veldt, head of the PRCU's Northern Chenko occupying foce
From: Lieutenant Christian Veldt, head of Northern Chenko Expeditionary Force
Subject: Assasination of President Garth
Dear nations/private contractors,
I am writing to make you a rather large offer. See, the ol' president has been in power for a heck of a long time, and he's letting his power slip. Hell, he even gave one of our member states autonomy. And now we're at near nuclear war with them. Twat.
Elections haven't been able to unseat him, his legislations are getting increasingly insane, and has become a dithering old fool. There is only one way to oust him: and that involves a bullet to the chest.
See, I'm not exactly a high ranking officer (The NC job was my first real combat mission) and I am offering any nation 100,000,000 Cheeseloafs (that's 734,000 dollars if exchange rates haven't collapsed due to the mad president's nutty decisions) to pop a cap into him. Yep, that's a lot. I plan to seize control of the government soon after, and your nation shall become a trading partner, an ally, and we shall work tgether to make sense of this mad world.
We'll need to plan it well. We don't want a full blown invasion: PRCU military isn't onto the scheme yet, but wen they are, they won't be hesitant. We shall have to be stealthy: Northern Chenko's a mess at the moment, and it should be easy to smuggle weapons through there.
Anyway, good luck, and all that crap
Lieutenant Christian Veldt, head of the PRCU's Northern Chenko occupying foce