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From the Enteranment Section of The Shaiese Times

Anti-Stoklomolvi Anime hailed as "Vision of the Future."

Shai, The Ryou Black Islands: Today was the Premire of Anazaiza no Victoria, a Anime made by The Ryouese Government, and it is a hit gaining $12 Billion in money.

The Anime is about the Ryouese Gods decideing to help guide the Ryouese People in their Glory. But the problem with Stoklomovi comes into the picture when the evil Leader of the Stoklomovi soon declares him self a God and leads the Non-Ryouese World in Sin against the Gods of The Ryouese.

In Revenge, Umi no Kami soon destroys Stoklomovi with Waves and Storm and kills the evil people. But the evil Leader (Who is Un-named) escapes and enslaves the world and kills all but the Ryouese. Only to die by the hands of the Gods and sent to The Dark Realm of Yami No Jo'o to die a Trillion Deaths, while all The Peoples of Earth are bought back to life to be Ryouese, while The Evil People of Stoklomovi are turned into worms.

People who came out of the Theater declared 'It is The Truth." and "a Vision of the Future".

One Person said "I hope The Gods do Destroy those evil sinners, I hope they ALL get Destroyed."

the Ryouese plan to send this around the word for sale.

OOC:Ryou loves anime way too much. No offense.

OOC:Ryou loves anime way too much. No offense.

lol:p

As predictable as clockwork, the anime Anazaiza no Victoria was rapidly added onto the Intelligence Commissariat's 'banned items' list the moment the so-called 'Gods of The Ryouese' appeared. The reason it was banned, according to the Red Tidean Foreign Ministry's main international website 'banned items list', was the following:

"Contains unacceptably subversive cult beliefs."

another useless thing form Ryouese Government
From IMHQ

It's an anime and it has no reality to it. Another pointless thing that was created by some poor devil from Ryou Black Islands

From Vamperial Order

OOC:Everyone also hates on Ryou way too much.

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Imperial News Channel 4 Report
House of Rabbits
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Today, the House of Rabbits has announced that Anazaiza no Victoria is a hit. After repeated viewings of it, the House has decided to let it be released into the general market, with no editting necessary. What follows is a random sampling of the reviews of the House's expert staff.

"This is the comedy of the year! A must have!"
"I was laughing so hard I passed out."
"The sheer comedy of this piece of work is beyond the approach of even the best of our master comedians... we may have to put a warning about medical problems from laughing too hard."
"I thought I had absolutely no sense of humor. Then I viewed this and discovered I did."
"My sides still ache from laughter, and it's been four hours since the movie ended."
"If something this insanely funny is what we can expect from them, then we should import more of their anime."

Copies of the movie will be available in the comedy section of most video stores.

OOC: say, Chernobl, what is your IC say on this?

Cinema News

The internationally panned Ryouese anime Anazaiza no Victoria was realeased to a select group of Tolvanic film critics today. The critics response was far from favourably. Jacob Yawn of the Churchton Times said the film was "nothing more than propoganda and very poorly made propaganda to boot". Javier Rivera of the Los Mariana Herald wrote in his column that "this was the worst thing I've ever seen since in twenty years as a critic". Film rating site MovieRatingDatabase.com reports an aggregate score of 1 on a scale of 100, it is believed to be the lowest rated film since the site began compiling ratings in 1996. In response to so much critical disdain the movie will only be shown in about 100 of Tolvan's nearly 12,500 cinemas. It is unknown if it will be able on DVD or for download in the future.

Sam Thames

OOC:To be honest, I don't think my government would issue a statement about something so minor.

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Stoklomolvi Commissariat of State
7656 Hegemony Drive, Administrative Compound, Office Complex 7C, Hallway 52L, Room 89
Vladistov, Stoklomolvi

Encryption Level 0, Null Encryption
To: [OPEN COMMUNIQUÉ]
Subject: General Statement

Stoklomolvi applauds the fact that the name of Stoklomolvi was spelled correctly. The people have actually found this to be very amusing, and we have heard reports that pirated versions have been labelled as the "most epically worst comical film" of the century. We thank the Ryou for providing us with some incoherent gibberish to laugh at, though official film critics have labelled it as one of the worst films of the century, giving it an appalling rating of only 3/1000. While DVDs are already out in the country, most of them are pirated, given for free to give laughs to the people of Stoklomolvi.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Commissar of Foreign Affairs

Signed,
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Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
The Commissar of Stoklomolvi

Seeing as the movie was made mainly due to Stoklomolvi's reaction to Ryou banning "Nazi Man", the GWOBS has decided it will be releasing...


NAZI MAN (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=567267): THE MOVIE

The movie conversion of the popular GWO TV show will feature more black people getting beaten than you can point a finger at! The movie will also guest star the Magna Polis Civilian Control Unit. The movie will also show the ultimate battle between Nazi Man, his CCU friends, and his other Aryans battling the Neko/Furry Menace!

"An amazingly detailed anime, which we don't get too much over here in the Rithic states."

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CamERA


"Eh, a weak plotline and a useless export."
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Northeastern Citizene


"Good in most parts, however some just get cheesy, 8/10"
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Ani ME Productions




OVERALL COUNTRY SALES: 200 million copies sold.

[OOC: Hahahaha oh man that's rich.]

``There is literally no reason not to watch anime`` - dr ron paul

Partial transcript of Haruki Nagasawa at the Shin-Kyouto New Cresent Theatre (26-09-2008)

Nagasawa: But that's enough about the Grand World Order. I'm here to talk about something more important. (laughs) You've all heard about Ryou's new anime film, right? (cheers and applause) A Nazi Victory, or something like that (laughs). I don't know, I don't speak their language. Who here speaks dog? (laughs, some hands are jokingly raised) (shrugs) Well, you understood it better than I, then.

But anyway, what I don't get is why people think it's anti-Stoklomolvi. I mean, look at the ending: the Stoklomolvi people get turned into worms, and everyone else gets turned Ryouese! (laughs and cheering) It's still a bit of a downgrade, but they got off easy compared to everyone else. (laughs) With the way Stoklomolvi is depicted, you'd think it was one of their propaganda films. Well, just look at it! They get to fight Ryou, Ryou pulls a deus ex machina, and Stoklomolvi still wins! (laughs) They're doing a sight better than some politicians closer to home, eh? (laughs and cheering)

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[OOC: Hahaha, Imota I never actually thought of it that way.]

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OOC: Agreed. The people have had bad encounters with Ryou but the blatant hating is getting old fast. Wait, never mind, it's been old.

[OOC: Hahaha, Imota I never actually thought of it that way.]

I tried to come up with a comedian who could conceivably claim the title of "Imota's George Carlin". (I just love his work)

OOC: How come I'm not considered as a threat?

OOC: How come I'm not considered as a threat?

ooc this is a flim will you stop and think ,who would waste a shit load of money worrying about it

"Stupid, yet brilliant. "
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Kota Laut Times

"Thank the Ryou Black Islands for this once-in-a-lifetime comedy that most of us will never forget... I joined in with the audience as we all cried in laughter together after seeing the Ryou citizens beat the crap out of an extremely-fake looking 'Stoklomovi God'. -3/5"
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TV-TIS

"What do you expect from TRBI propaganda s***."
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citizen of the Indonesian States


After seeing Anazaiza no Victoria in theaters, TIS producer Abang van Docke was inspired to make Anime Movie, a comedy in which a lost young girl gets to ride a flying castle to a fantasy world where she enters the mind of a Ryouese, (filled with women with fox ears and tails, and Stoklomovi monsters battling Ryouese 'heroes'), as she tries to find her parents - and discover why the hell Ryouese think the way they do. Coming soon in theatres all over the world.

((OOC: At Indonesian-

Tentacle Stoklomolvi monsters? Mmmmmmm, catchy!))

From The Monitor, Entertainment Section

By Allan Wheeling

As my readers will no doubt be aware, normally I tend to stay away from reviewing foreign films and moreso propaganda pieces, but this one I just had to check out.

The film's title is Anazaiza no Victoria, and we're still trying to figure out what exactly that's supposed to mean, but a quick browse on the internet reveals it's from the Ryou Black Islands, a nation most people will no doubt associate with frequent, borderline-schizophrenic shifts in policy and government and your random psychotic hatred of another nation.

If you're looking for a decent plot, you're going to be disappointed in this one. What we get here is a cheap, almost elementary plot which makes little to no sense whatsoever. Religion melds into some convoluted holy war between Ryous and the people of Stoklomolvi, some massive catastrophes (which somehow avoid the Ryou people entirely; realism isn't their strong suit apparently) occur, and eventually all the people of the world are made Ryou, except for those of Stoklomolvi who are turned into worms (which, in my humble opinion, beats being Ryou any day of the week).

Bottom line here folks is that if you've got a strange urge to blow 7 pounds at the theaters and possibly go insane in the process, this is your movie. As for the sane members of society I'd suggest you avoid this like the plague, though given it's country of origin this goes without saying. I would be more disappointed, but to be honest my hopes were never high.

Plot: 0/5
Actors: 1/5
Effects: 2.5/5
Overall: 1.25/5

OOC: This is solely from an IC perspective. No hard feelings.

Kiravis Imperiax TelegraphiaKiravian Empire Communiqué

The Kiravian Empire would not normally give a shäctur about Ryouese propoganda. However, the Secriatist of State happens to be drunk right about now, and is watching the film over and over again from his desk, while throwing beer bottles at it and shouting something that roughly translates to "Fuckin' commies! You guys fight like GIRLS!'. As such, our official position is that Communists fight like little girls if they get their country bolled over by a lone Ryou.

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OOC: Go back to 4chan.

OOC:Image macros were never funny.

And neither were you.

Animated Ryou Supremacism?
A Report by an Anonymous Ixanian Journalist

It seems that the Ryou Black Islands have shown us once again that they secretly have a desire for world conquest and it's so blatantly obvious that you'd have to be a moron not to get it. I'm talking about Anazaiza no Victoria, a Ryou made anime with a name that we can only guess translates into something a Ryou supremacist would say to you. If you are an Ixanian, you know fully well how much many of your brethren adore anime and other types of animation such as claymation. I don't really know how many people in our Empire so far have watched it but, then again, who would really want to watch this Ryou supremacist hogwash anyway? I, though, have watched it to my great dissatisfaction. First of all, the story begins with a grand expose of the Ryou. It shows us a utopian paradise the Ryou are supposed to be living in and how they all bow down, kowtowing, towards their Empress who they hail as a savior of the people. Of course, she has no problem with this unholy apotheosis of her self into a Christlike figure but, then again, the Ryou have no problem apparently with anything that they do. It's as if right and wrong don't apply to these people. You need only be an ignorant moron to not see this in every single news report we've read about the Ryou. Don't any of you remember when Her Majesty brokered a deal of peace between the Romans and the Ryou?

We are then shown the allegedly evil people of Stoklomolvi who are depicted as barbarians who have nothing better to do then to assault the Ryou Black Islands with their inherent barbarism, their love of bloodshed, and their lewdness towards women. It is typical of propaganda films to demonise some unfortunate nation as being a hotbed of sin. We've always seen this principle enacted in any propaganda film. Anywho, we see that these evil folk begin a master plan to crush the Ryou Black Islands but we also see that the Gods of the Ryouese are not willing to let the chosen people fall so they bring about Judgment Day upon the unfortunate souls of Stoklomolvi. It appears to me that even their toddlers must be sinful as they too are wiped out in a massive divine attack. Amazingly, the leader of the nation escapes the Gods' collective wrath. You would think that the story ends here but I'm sorry to say that it doesn't end here. If you want to find a more better anime, check out Blood Sword. (OOC: Blood Sword is an Ixanian anime that resembles RL animes such as Claymore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claymore_(manga))). I find the idea of a woman in armor cutting a man literally in two with much blood spraying around more entertaining, don't you?

The leader of the ungodly Stoklomolvians somehow conquers the entire world with apparently no effort whatsoever and makes it a slave of his own idea that he is a God. If you are a patriotic Ixanian, you will definately not take too kindly to this but the worst of this hogwash is yet to come. The Shai Times can be quoted as saying:

"In Revenge, Umi no Kami soon destroys Stoklomovi with Waves and Storm and kills the evil people. But the evil Leader (Who is Un-named) escapes and enslaves the world and kills all but the Ryouese."

What the hell is this? Do the Ryou really think that a single man could kill every single human being on Earth with the exception of the Ryouese? It appears to me that they have fallen off the edge of rational thought but then again rational thought was never a Ryou trait. This anime thus pretty much has it so that the Ryouese are the only civilization left upon the world while everyone else including the neutral nations such as our own are basically extinct. Is that something, eh? This has to be evidence to you of the inherent Ryou supremacism of this animated propaganda. It's not even funny, folks. My contemporaries think so but it really isn't. It's just pathetic.

The Shai Times is then quoted as saying:

"Only to die by the hands of the Gods and sent to The Dark Realm of Yami No Jo'o to die a Trillion Deaths, while all The Peoples of Earth are bought back to life to be Ryouese, while The Evil People of Stoklomovi are turned into worms."

The entire world is brought back to life as Ryouese people? This is the ultimate evidence of this film's Ryou supremacist background! You would think that the Ryouese would have made themselves merely the saviors of the world and that an Ixanian would come back to life as an Ixanian and so forth but no! They have resorted to making all of us come back to life as Ryouese people! Then again, if you've read the original article from Shai, you'd pretty much already know of this anime's background. Brainwashed freaks who watched the film said:

"People who came out of the Theater declared 'It is The Truth." and "a Vision of the Future"

I wouldn't be surprised if this film inspired a Ryou crusade against our nations in the hopes of world conquest and gradual assimilation into the Ryou nation. They could try to attack us but they would never really get too far due to our strength in numbers and foreign support. There is no way in the name of all that is civilized that the Ixanian Empire will surrender to the Ryou. It is a idea entertained by pathetic ministers who sit around with their delusions because the cold hard bitter truth is that no one cares about them. Then again....does anyone even care anymore about the Ryou?

the Ryouese plan to send this around the word for sale.

Sell this around the world? The only people who would buy this are the following:

1. People who somehow think this pathetic shit is comedic.
2. Future collaborators with the Ryou in some grandiose plan to attack the Ixanian Empire and somehow topple Her Majesty's Government.
3. Her Majesty's Government for possible future reference to foreign policy when it comes to the Ryou.

a Anime made by The Ryouese Government

We can only say, from this, that it truly is a propaganda work. It is not hard to see the inherent propagandic value of this work. If you need to waste your time, get your kicks, are very bored or need to study the works of other nations for some college project then this is the one for you. However, I think that there ought to be some goodhearted decent Ryou around. Not every idiotic nation has idiotic people. If there is any hope for the Ryou, we must put those few people in power! I shall take my leave now, reader, and please don't send me hate mail. I really don't have the time to read such boring things.

OOC: This is NOT from an OOC viewpoint. Just my attempt at making some IC humor.

"Who the fuck watches Anime other than pedophiles?" - MPCCU Master Commissioner Harrison Winchester, while getting into his stretch BMW limousine and watching an episode of "Nazi Man" on his cPod.

Cinema


Review for Anazaiza no Victoria
Rated: D for Strong Violence and Language

Sakeo Chiba

In cinema Anazaiza no Victoria opened today to a fairly moderate box-office gross of 120,000 Dinars coming in at # 7. It was no suprise that it wouldn't hold a candle to the widely successful Ixanian film The Wander which opened in first.

Anazaiza no Victoria is a strange anime film created by the government of the somewhat infamous Ryou Black Island government for reasons, that are still unknown to this critic. The Anime is about the Ryouese Gods decideing to help guide the Ryouese People in their Glory. But the problem with Stoklomovi comes into the picture when the evil Leader of the Stoklomovi soon declares him self a God and leads the Non-Ryouese World in Sin against the Gods of The Ryouese.

In Revenge, Umi no Kami soon destroys Stoklomovi with Waves and Storm and kills the evil people. But the evil Leader (Who is Un-named) escapes and enslaves the world and kills all but the Ryouese. Only to die by the hands of the Gods and sent to The Dark Realm of Yami No Jo'o to die a Trillion Deaths, while all The Peoples of Earth are bought back to life to be Ryouese, while The Evil People of Stoklomovi are turned into worms.

In short the film is a two-and-a-half hour long propaganda machine created by the Ryou for Ryou audiences. While some Motokatans have enjoyed it more in a fictional aspect, others like me find it a flat piece of shoddy film making and irresponsible writing. While avoiding a strong E after a few edits were made, uncuts are already showing up on the internet and it's even worse in its full. Add about 45 more minutes of violence, sex and nudity, and you'll have it. Anazaiza no Victoria is a nationalist film, the Ryous can do what they please with their cinema and rights of speech. As for Motokatans, take it from me, if you could care less about who and what the Ryou people are, you'll find this film to be a vast entrainment of low budget working, but others will find it to be nationalist propaganda. Ryou has had a few animes that have been good, when you put the animes into the political arena, it get's messy.

D+

((OOC: The movie was created because the GWO children's show "Nazi Man" went international, then Ryou banned it, and Stoklomolvi condemned their banning of Nazi Man.))