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"NAZI MAN" CHILDREN'S SHOW GOES INTERNATIONAL

The renowned GWO children's show "Nazi Man" has gone international. The show promotes national pride, acceptance of one's self ((OOC: Racial pride, but only if you're white)), and sticking up for yourself.

Originally, "Nazi Man" was a newspaper cartoon. Soon after, its success brought it to public TV all across the GWO. It was removed from newspapers, as the TV show was far more popular. A comic strip turned into an episode is shown here ((OOC: Link here (http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd143/Mr_Flylice/lolracistcomic.jpg))).

"Nazi Man" is enjoyed by adults and children alike.

Nazi Man is owned by Grand World Order Broadcasting Studios. Anyone who wishes to air the show can request it from them directly.

NATIONS AIRING NAZI MAN:
-The Grand World Order
-Rykarian Territories
-Gibberish America
-Fifteenth Reich of Stoklomolvi
-Kjomasasopia
-The Scandinvans
-The Indonesian States
-Ralkovia
-Niraamaya


((OOC: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO MAINLY BE A JOKE. However, it is an actual thread. It's kind of economic, as nations can sign up to air Nazi Man.))

From: The Rykarian National Broadcasting Company

To: The Grand World Order Broadcasting Studios

Salutations, Our Broadcasting company requests permission to air your hit show, "Nazi Man", We have been recently out to find the solution to teach not only our youth, but a small majority of our citizens how to be proud of their race.

From: The Grand World Order Broadcasting Studios
To: The Rykarian National Broadcasting Company

The show "Nazi Man" will be aired in your nation so long as proper royalties are paid. Thank you for airing our show.

From: The Rykarian National Broadcasting Company

To: The Grand World Order Broadcasting Studios

Proper royalties will be paid, Thank you.

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lol :)

OOC: Greatest. Show. Ever.

Not So Official Statement from the Confederacy of Third Spanish States:

As a Image is worth a thousand of words, so be it.

~ Anonymous

ANNEX: Image (http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/719/germans0tqaq8.jpg)

OOC: Did you edit that comic yourself? I remember seeing the original version.

The USGA Broadcasting Corp would like to air it on Comedy Central, if that's all right. We will pay proper royalties ASAP.

To: USGA Broadcasting Corporation
From: GWO Broadcasting Studios

Rights to air Nazi Man have been authorized for your company. Thank you for airing our program.

Official Government Message from the Fifteenth Reich of Stoklomolvi

Stoklomolvi approves of this show and asks that the show be hosted on one of the primary channels, "Nationalism Today!".

To: The Fifteenth Reich of Stoklomolvi
From: GWO Broadcasting Studios

Thank you for airing our program. It will be aired as long as proper royalties are paid.

The Revolutionary Empire of The Ryou Black Islands will NOT show this sick cartoon and bans it from The Islands.

Even on The INTERNET.

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Stoklomolvi Federation Secretariat of State
Currently in exile, electronically stokfed@com.snet


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To: [OPEN COMMUNIQUÉ]
Subject: General Statement

We denounce the stupid decision by the fascist faction of Stoklomolvi to allow the airing of this show, but we will not censor this show. That said, we denounce the Ryou Black Islands for censoring this show.

Regards,
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Dmitriy Anatoylevich Medvedev
Foreign Affairs Department
Stoklomolvi Federation Secretariat of State

Signed,
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Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
The Prime Minister of Stoklomolvi

UPDATE

The GWOBS has announced that it will be working on the creation of Nazi Man: The Movie.

The movie's plot is currently going to star Nazi Man, the Magna Polis CCU, and the White Alliance (Which is led by Nazi Man).

While the Whites are showing their pride (By beating the crap out of racial minorities and gays), they discover something far more severe than race mixing and traitors; they discover the threat of Nekoes and Furries.

They form an alliance with the Magna Polis Civilian Control Unit. They team up to find out that the Nekoes and Furries have been working against the white race! This eventually leads into the Ultimate Battle, where the Nazis and CCU must battle the secret invasion and go to where it originated, the Ryou Black Islands!

After the battle, the white people of the Ryou territories, as well as all whites world wide, celebrate the defeat of the Ryouese race-mixer/traitor menace.

More plot features are being planned, though the voice actors have been selected (The whole movie is CGI-Cartoon, like "Osmosis Jones" or whatever), and certain scenes have already been made.

((OOC: Stroke of friggin' genius, GWO.))

The Steelios Late Evening Broadcast company wishes to know if there will be a radio version.

Nazi Man does not have a radio version; however, the theme song ((OOC: Which sounds like the Rob Zombie song that repeats "DEVIL MAN", only shouting "NAZI MAN" instead)) is a generally popular rock song in the GWO.

The film critics of the Allied States of New Kereptica unanimously hail the upcoming movie "Nazi Man: The Movie" as the best foreign film in history. Tickets and DVD sales the nation will be subsidiesed by the government to a point of absolutely no cost to the civillian populace. We hail this masterpiece of cinema, and congradulate the geniuses that created it.

((OOC: Bump for "Reviews" on Nazi Man: The Movie))

The United Island Territories Of Kjo, Masa and Sopia AKA The Free Land Of Kjomasasopia would like to dedicate an entire chaneel to the show "Nazi Man" known as "Nazi Man TV"

royalties will be paid for at a rate of 200% (meaning we will give you twice the amount you want for royalties)

To: Kjomasasopia
From: GWOBS

Thank you for airing our program.

Emperor Ingolf III, autocrat of the Scandinvan Empire, would like to air the show "Nazi Man" during the day programs that are run on subsidiary channels of the Imperial Nesws Network. Full royalties shall be paid on a monthly basis and we would also like the chance to have Nazi Man: The Movie released in move theaters across the Scandinvan Empire.

Signed,
Imperial Steward,
Lord Erida

To: The Scandinvans
From: GWOBS

Thank you for airing our program and releasing our movie.

To: The Scandinvans
From: GWOBS

Thank you for airing our program and releasing our movie.Already more then one hundred thousand theaters, across the whole of the Scandinvan Empire, have made contracts with us to release the movie.

Signed,
Ministry of Movies

To: Kjomasasopia
From: GWOBS

Thank you for airing our program.

it is with much pleasure that i tell you that your shows station is the highest rating prgram in history in our country...we will be releasing the movie momentarily.

TO: Grand World Order Broadcasting Channel
From: Ministry of [umm...foreign affairs? technology? culture?] of the Indonesian States

While some of us find this show highly inappropriate, we shall air both censored and uncensored versions of the TV show Nazi Man. The censored version will blank out all racist slurs such as "nig"..well, you get the idea, and replace this mostly with a bleeping noise the same length as the sensored word. Occasionally, these words will be replaced by "Ryouese" to not lose the show's comedic value. The faces of the minorities shall also not be shown, and will usually be replaced with blank square, in the color white. These shows will be airing twice a week at TV-TIS at 9:00 PM

The un-censored version, which most people find unfunny as many of the minorities of the television series look similar or are probably like Indoneisans or Muslims, will only air once a week at 2:30 AM. During the Holy Month of Ramadan, Easter, Diwali, Good Friday, or any other Muslim, Christian, or Hindu religious holidays, this show will not be aired at all. We hope the Grand World Order will find this acceptable.

Nzi Man: The Movie will not be aired in the Indonesian States.

Nazi Man Brand Cereal is allowed to sell its products at stores all across the Indonesian States. However, the (seemingly) mentally-challenged man of African descent is to be replaced with a picture of a Ryouese, or Queen Isabella. If this change is accepted, we assure you that much more sales will be made.

To: TIS
From: GWOBS

We are ok with these censors, however, since the show is completely animated (Except for an occasional live-camera episode that usually follows GWO CCU officers as they beat minorities), censoring the faces seems a bit odd.

Ralkovia broadcasting would like to air nazi man but in a different form called "Fascist Man." Cereal and merchandising rights would alsolike to be purchased

To: Ralkovia Broadcasting
From: GWOBS

We wish to inquire as to why you wish to rename Nazi Man in your nation when the name is quite famous, having almost started a war and resulted in a propaganda battle.

It has to pass through a censor board.

It has to pass through a censor board.

To: Ralkovian Broadcasting
From: GWOBS

We will tolerate censorship, however, we cannot change the name of Nazi Man. It's unfortunate, but it is true.

By the way, link to the Cereal (WARNING TO THOSE EASILY OFFENDED, THIS PICTURE CONTAINS RACISM!12111!1!1): http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd143/Mr_Flylice/racistcereal.jpg

Ralkovia uses the word fascist in the term of all materials of the radical right wing. Nazi is not allowed, prohibited under the Terms of Iland Article 658L.

Ralkovia uses the word fascist in the term of all materials of the radical right wing. Nazi is not allowed, prohibited under the Terms of Iland Article 658L.

To: Ralkovian Broadcasting
From: GWOBS

While we will not permit the renaming, we recommend you use a censor bypass such as N*zi Man or, if the censors are extremely strict, N*** Man.

We can do that of course then his name would have to be bleeped; okay deal

To: Ralkovian Broadcasting
From: GWOBS

This won't be a problem.

Thank you for airing our show.

((OOC: The comic in the original post features Mac mentioning Tom; Tom is Nazi Man. While most people shout "OH MY GOD IT'S NAZI MAN" when he arrives to save the white people from a colored menace, those who know him often call him Tom.))

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We wish to broadcast Nazi Man on NBS Sponsored Foreign Channel 37 at 9:35 PM, 2:20 PM and at 7:30 AM, immediately after The Boondocks. We will pay all royalties.

We also wish to broadcast Nazi Man- The Movie at channel 33 at 3:50 PM. Tomorrow, day after tomorrow and 20th December.

To: Niraamaya Broadcasting Corporation
From: The GWOBS

Thank you for airing our show and movie. Permission has been granted for broadcasting.