Gun Manufacturers
21-09-2008, 15:51
Today's ASoGM seems to be peaceful enough, but what many don't know is the ASoGM has been participating in ethnic cleansing for some time. You may be shocked and outraged to hear this, but there is no need. This is not your father's ethnic cleansing.
The ASoGM Spiritual Council, a group not affiliated with the government, has recently set aside funds from its collective coffers to provide loans to business owners that wish to set up bathhouses. These bathhouses will follow the rules and rituals of the different ethnicities and religions, in regards to cleanliness.
So to the rest of the world, we say: Put away your pitchforks, molotov cocktails, rpgs, and automatic weapons. Come on down to the ASoGM ethnic bathhouses, and enjoy the fresh, clean feeling you'll leave with. Laundry services are available for an extra fee, so your clothes will be as clean as you are.
The ASoGM Spiritual Council, a group not affiliated with the government, has recently set aside funds from its collective coffers to provide loans to business owners that wish to set up bathhouses. These bathhouses will follow the rules and rituals of the different ethnicities and religions, in regards to cleanliness.
So to the rest of the world, we say: Put away your pitchforks, molotov cocktails, rpgs, and automatic weapons. Come on down to the ASoGM ethnic bathhouses, and enjoy the fresh, clean feeling you'll leave with. Laundry services are available for an extra fee, so your clothes will be as clean as you are.