NationStates Jolt Archive

The Tocrowkian Reich (Still a recluse on the international scene as of late, unfortunately) is ecstatic today after the birth of it's ninth billion citizen today. They were actually two births, twins, but that's a technicality that is overlooked by our Ministry of Demographics. The twins, a blond hair and blue eyed male by the name of Adolph and a red haired girl with green eyes with the name of Hana are perfect examples of the Nordic blood that runs through all Tocrowkians, pure and unblemished by the inferior races and peoples of the world.

Celebrations erupted through out the Reich after the news was broadcast. The Consortium for Nordic Preservation (CNP), a non-profit organization with the goal of monitoring the racial purity of the Tocrowkian Reich was allowed to extract blood samples from the infants and has identified them to be, truly, Nordic. It has made it's studies public to the Reich and the world, so everyone may admire the Reich's purity.

OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION
of the
UNITED SOCIALIST STATES OF BURTILANA


To: The Tocrowkian Reich
From: President Vladimir Burte
Re: population

We congratulate you, your nation, and the parents on the birth of your ninth billion citizen. How proud you must all be for being part of such a large, booming nation.
Our only concern is with the fact that the government has a, what some may perceive as, a racist view on racial purity. May we ask what happens to the 'inferior races'?

We in Allanea feel that that's 9 billion racists too many.

OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION
of the
UNITED SOCIALIST STATES OF BURTILANA


To: The Tocrowkian Reich
From: President Vladimir Burte
Re: population

We congratulate you, your nation, and the parents on the birth of your ninth billion citizen. How proud you must all be for being part of such a large, booming nation.
Our only concern is with the fact that the government has a, what some may perceive as, a racist view on racial purity. May we ask what happens to the 'inferior races'?

They either live as slaves, or get their skin bleached.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

We in Allanea feel that that's 9 billion racists too many.

:(

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

OOC: Congrats. And, also what is a girl doing on the internet?

OOC: Congrats. And, also what is a girl doing on the internet?

((OOC: I don't know. I really shouldn't be, considering I'm at work.))

((OOC: I don't know. I really shouldn't be, considering I'm at work.))

OOC: I meant on a site like this, for four years.

We would like to congratulate you on keeping the blood of your people clean for 9 billion. Good Job

We are sending you a giant soft cookie as a present for the two babies.

OOC: I meant on a site like this, for four years.

((OOC: I dunno))

We would like to congratulate you on keeping the blood of your people clean for 9 billion. Good Job

We are sending you a giant soft cookie as a present for the two babies.

Both the Reich and the family thanks you for your gift.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-