Aperture Science
04-09-2008, 22:29
Greetings,
It is our extreme [i]pleasure to invite the nations of the world to establish embassies within Aperture Science holdings. For some time now, Aperture Science has been pleased to provide only the best in high technology products to the world, such as the ever-popular Datadog (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=541604).
These products aside, recent issues involving the expansion of Aperture Science holdings worldwide have brought on significant pressures to establish contacts within the international community on a level above standard business relations. Our previous contacts with Barronia have proven highly successful, and currently we have a number of slots available for embassy spaces in the following cities:
City 3:
Embassy Tower 1-
Embassy Slot 1:
Embassy Slot 2:
Embassy Slot 3:
Embassy Slot 4:
Embassy Tower 2-
Embassy Slot 1:
Embassy Slot 2:
Embassy Slot 3:
Embassy Slot 4:
City 15:
Embassy Tower 1-
Embassy Slot 1:
Embassy Slot 2:
Embassy Slot 3:
Embassy Slot 4:
Embassy Tower 2-
Embassy Slot 1:
Embassy Slot 2:
Embassy Slot 3:
Embassy Slot 4:
Embassy Tower 3-
Embassy Slot 1:
Embassy Slot 2:
Embassy Slot 3:
Embassy Slot 4:
City 1:
Central Embassy Complex:
Central Tower 1:
Embassy Slot 1:
Embassy Slot 2:
Embassy Slot 3:
Embassy Slot 4:
Embassy Slot 5:
Embassy Slot 6:
Embassy Slot 7:
Embassy Slot 8:
Embassy Slot 9:
Embassy Slot 10:
Embassy Slot 11:
Embassy Slot 12:
Central Tower 2:
Embassy Slot 1:
Embassy Slot 2:
Embassy Slot 3:
Embassy Slot 4:
Embassy Slot 5:
Embassy Slot 6:
Embassy Slot 7:
Embassy Slot 8:
Central Tower 3
Embassy Slot 1:
Embassy Slot 2:
Embassy Slot 3:
Embassy Slot 4:
Embassy Slot 5:
Embassy Slot 6:
Embassy Slot 7:
Embassy Slot 8:
More towers will be added should demand increase. Consulate spaces are available on a per-request basis.
Please note that organics wishing to establish offices in City 1 are advised to bring air filtration masks, oxygen supplies, sunblock, and independent air supplies for whatever vehicles they may require.
Current pollution levels in City 1 are such that the rate of cancer occurrence among the unprotected organic population of the city has increased approximately twenty seven times its level of two years ago. It is also advised that diplomatic personel do not leave the embassy without armed escort. We are pleased to announce, however, that the giant rat problem will be dealt with shortly.
Thank you, and goodbye.
It is our extreme [i]pleasure to invite the nations of the world to establish embassies within Aperture Science holdings. For some time now, Aperture Science has been pleased to provide only the best in high technology products to the world, such as the ever-popular Datadog (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=541604).
These products aside, recent issues involving the expansion of Aperture Science holdings worldwide have brought on significant pressures to establish contacts within the international community on a level above standard business relations. Our previous contacts with Barronia have proven highly successful, and currently we have a number of slots available for embassy spaces in the following cities:
City 3:
Embassy Tower 1-
Embassy Slot 1:
Embassy Slot 2:
Embassy Slot 3:
Embassy Slot 4:
Embassy Tower 2-
Embassy Slot 1:
Embassy Slot 2:
Embassy Slot 3:
Embassy Slot 4:
City 15:
Embassy Tower 1-
Embassy Slot 1:
Embassy Slot 2:
Embassy Slot 3:
Embassy Slot 4:
Embassy Tower 2-
Embassy Slot 1:
Embassy Slot 2:
Embassy Slot 3:
Embassy Slot 4:
Embassy Tower 3-
Embassy Slot 1:
Embassy Slot 2:
Embassy Slot 3:
Embassy Slot 4:
City 1:
Central Embassy Complex:
Central Tower 1:
Embassy Slot 1:
Embassy Slot 2:
Embassy Slot 3:
Embassy Slot 4:
Embassy Slot 5:
Embassy Slot 6:
Embassy Slot 7:
Embassy Slot 8:
Embassy Slot 9:
Embassy Slot 10:
Embassy Slot 11:
Embassy Slot 12:
Central Tower 2:
Embassy Slot 1:
Embassy Slot 2:
Embassy Slot 3:
Embassy Slot 4:
Embassy Slot 5:
Embassy Slot 6:
Embassy Slot 7:
Embassy Slot 8:
Central Tower 3
Embassy Slot 1:
Embassy Slot 2:
Embassy Slot 3:
Embassy Slot 4:
Embassy Slot 5:
Embassy Slot 6:
Embassy Slot 7:
Embassy Slot 8:
More towers will be added should demand increase. Consulate spaces are available on a per-request basis.
Please note that organics wishing to establish offices in City 1 are advised to bring air filtration masks, oxygen supplies, sunblock, and independent air supplies for whatever vehicles they may require.
Current pollution levels in City 1 are such that the rate of cancer occurrence among the unprotected organic population of the city has increased approximately twenty seven times its level of two years ago. It is also advised that diplomatic personel do not leave the embassy without armed escort. We are pleased to announce, however, that the giant rat problem will be dealt with shortly.
Thank you, and goodbye.