NationStates Jolt Archive


The United News

The United Government
29-08-2008, 19:34
The United News Office
Whiteriver, AZ
11:25 AM

"And There were no surivoirs" Showing a basket of small kittens "back to you John" Thank you Karen" "Your welcome" "In other news The United Government is to send troops to Burtilana to rescue hostages held in thier homes with no provided food or water so far reports are sketchy exept our fighter are engaged with scout planes and our C-130's have dropped our troops and equipment we will have more on that when we return at 5:00 pm tonight I'm John matt" "And I'm Karen shawl" "We have great afternoon"
Burtilana
29-08-2008, 20:52
Vladimir Burte was angered by the news reports, he quickly wrote a telegram, and mailed it to an underground news company in TUG.

OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION
of the
UNITED SOCIALIST STATES OF BURTILANA


I have been angered by the scaremongering and slanderous ways of the United News Office! We have never said that we are not feeding them, infact they are getting two warm meals a day. We tried brokering a deal with your government, but they did not listen. If they had, over a thousand holidayers would be home in the United Government by now.
President Burte of the USSB
The United Government
29-08-2008, 21:25
The United News Office
Whiteriver,UG
1:20 PM

Television static as breaking news came up.

"We have breaking news Government Officals say that burtilanan airforce is launching against our fighter and we are moving our ships to their port and are going to deploy heavy equipment to their nearest airport" "Alright we will se once again a 5:00 pm thank you for your time"
Rithian
29-08-2008, 22:54
Vladimir Burte was angered by the news reports, he quickly wrote a telegram, and mailed it to an underground news company in TUG.

OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION
of the
UNITED SOCIALIST STATES OF BURTILANA


I have been angered by the scaremongering and slanderous ways of the United News Office! We have never said that we are not feeding them, infact they are getting two warm meals a day. We tried brokering a deal with your government, but they did not listen. If they had, over a thousand holidayers would be home in the United Government by now.
President Burte of the USSB

This is called THE NEWS! It is not government run (I don't think, and if it is, TUG your an idiot.) it can be distorted if they want it to be, if you go up against the right to free speech, I can rally a whole thirty people to blow your nation into a crisp. Sorry if it sounds like I want to attack you, just letting you know your on dangerous ground.
The United Government
29-08-2008, 22:57
Telegram

To:Rithian
From:TUG
We are sorry but this is not government runned it's mass media
Stoklomolvi
29-08-2008, 22:59
[OOC: Hey, Rithian, I run a state media and I censor virtually everything that disparages the government. Invade me now.]
The Aletes
29-08-2008, 23:00
OOC: In essence, you're going against his free speech by threatening to blow him up. Just as TUG is free to distort the truth, Burtilana is free to protest it. It goes both ways. ;)
The United Government
29-08-2008, 23:05
OOC:don't go all about Rithian he was just explaining something to me!
Rithian
29-08-2008, 23:46
OOC:don't go all about Rithian he was just explaining something to me!

Technically no, I was telling someone that they shouldn't encroach on free speech, and also Aletes, As I stated, I was just telling him he was on dangerous ground by protesting against free speech. I personally wouldn't invade people based on that alone (Yet I do invade people lots of times) I was just saying if I wanted to, I could get at least thirty other nations behind me.
The United Government
29-08-2008, 23:50
Well if you wish I could be one of those right behind you
Rithian
30-08-2008, 03:16
For the AI of! It's hard to explain things to you, isn't it?
Tolvan
30-08-2008, 03:35
This is called THE NEWS! It is not government run (I don't think, and if it is, TUG your an idiot.) it can be distorted if they want it to be, if you go up against the right to free speech, I can rally a whole thirty people to blow your nation into a crisp. Sorry if it sounds like I want to attack you, just letting you know your on dangerous ground.

OOC: Try reading the actual post, Burtilana was sending his side of the story to a competing news outlet. That is in no way "going against free speech", which lots of nations do everyday. I suggest you stop your lame ass threats against nations that can destroy your nation with ease. Also, I doubt you can assemble any real coalition here because Burtilana is not impeding free speech in any way and even if he was most people don't care. I don't see people lining up to invade any of the hundreds of real dictatorships on NS.
Roma V
30-08-2008, 03:45
OOC: There's a difference between freedom of speech to preach the news or for outright slander.

I don't know about you but a news channel causing mass hysteria and using flase reports to frighten TUG's population into thinking their being invaded is beyond just slander it's outright outrageous and if anyone is in the wrong IC it's The United News (what an imaginative name) who would most likely IRL be liable for shutdown or a large scale lawsuit.
Rithian
30-08-2008, 04:42
OOC: Try reading the actual post, Burtilana was sending his side of the story to a competing news outlet. That is in no way "going against free speech", which lots of nations do everyday. I suggest you stop your lame ass threats against nations that can destroy your nation with ease. Also, I doubt you can assemble any real coalition here because Burtilana is not impeding free speech in any way and even if he was most people don't care. I don't see people lining up to invade any of the hundreds of real dictatorships on NS.

Hmm, I misread the post, I thought it was OOC for a sec, K. And also, most of the threats I make are either sarcastic or just outright jokes. This is why I always put an OOC: before them. If I were to make a real threat, I would RP it using IC, and also, you wouldn't believe what some people will assemble for ;)
Soviet Aissur
30-08-2008, 06:12
[OOC:La la la Biased News la la la.]
Leocardia
30-08-2008, 07:48
Official Leocardian Response
The Dynastic Republic of Leocardia is extremely angry
in this report of biased news. We strongly recommend the
United Government to control their propaganda within their
nation before Leocardians will riot and push for news that
are truthful.