NationStates Jolt Archive

This is My Military, with is not modern in a since

The Kemonomimi Army

200,000 Riflemen
12,000 Spearmen
10,000 Calvary
20,000 Swordmen
600 20 Pound Brass Cannons.
600 90 Pound Cannons
300 Mortars

The Kemonomimi Navy (Most of which are Sailing Ships save for one)

One Fletcher class destroyer
120 Men of War
100 Frigates
60 sloops-of-war
30 Clippers
100 Caravels
70 corvettes

Kemonomimi has no Air Force.

Message to Kemonomimi
We will gladly send some planes to help ya out, with other weapons, and also we can protect you if you ever need it

Message to The Soviet System

No, you won't. Those planes must not reach Kemonomimi, recall them or we'll be forced to destroy them.

Have a nice day.

OOC: This has to be one of the worst organised and badly thought-out armies I have ever seen. You have a large number of riflemen yet think that swords and spears, in fall smaller numbers than your rifles, are effective? The troop numbers between your artillery and infantry are completely skewed - the numbers of men needed to keep your guns running would utterly dwarf your infantry. As for the navy...bah, it speaks to for itself.

TWSP, you may as well let those planes through. Kemonomimi has clearly been to the Hataria school of Rubbish Army Planning, and poses no threat except perhaps on the parade ground.

Our nation will be happy to assist you in modernizing your Nation's military if you wish,
We offer a full array of supplies and weapons systems,

The Armed Republic of Cascade States

ooc: Did anyone think that Kemonomimi is an early musket age nation..?

ooc: Did anyone think that Kemonomimi is an early musket age nation..?

OOC: Muskets and rifles are different, old sport. And that still doesn't explain the Fletcher-class destroyer, nor the imbalance in regards his artillery train. He also has far too few cavalry.

ooc 20 Pound Brass Cannons and 90 Pound Cannons, you better off with 12-pounder cannons and 24-pounder Howitzer

A simple a-bomb job and his military would be ancient history.

OOC: Come on its perfectly logical to be giving a gunpowder age civilization aircraft carriers and tanks. Cause obviously he has the logistics and mental capability of understanding how these things works enough to support them. And his economy is definitely capable of purchasing them too. Hell give him a nuke! He'll be able to sling shot it across the battlefield, right?

A simple a-bomb job and his military would be ancient history.

OOC: Spearmen? It already is.

OOC: Spearmen? It already is.

:tongue: Lol Nice one Zinaire

OOC: Spearmen? It already is.
OOC: :mad: Zinaire beat me to it. lol

OOC: This is just another one of Hataria's puppets. Ignore it.

OOC:I am not Hataria. I may live next door to him, but I am not him.

There are no words to describe this military....actually, there are, but this is a moderated forum, after all.

[OOC: Rubbish. Spearmen, swordsmen, and cavalry alongside a Fletcher class and riflemen? No logistics whatsoever? Cannons?! In the age of automatic weaponry, high explosives, atomic bombs, and tanks, this army would be flattened into nothing even by a few squads of normal, 1942 infantry accompanied by machine guns with enough ammunition. I'm assuming that your army, Hataria, is from at least 1942, since that was when the Fletcher class destroyer was first manufactured. Your army is comparable to that of Japan in 1890, only without the Fletcher class destroyer. 1890 army pitted against 1942 army would lead to annihilation.]

OOC:I am not Hataria. I may live next door to him, but I am not him.

OOC: Yes. You are. That is a worse excuse than "its not me its my brother/sister". And you tried that already. No matter what you say no one will ever belief that you are not Hataria.

Wait.

If your not Hataria, then how would you know who I meant? You would have said "Who's Hataria?". And I doubt that anyone would care about the neighbor boy's online game enough to ask what all of his accounts are.

OOC: Yes. You are. That is a worse excuse than "its not me its my brother/sister". And you tried that already. No matter what you say no one will ever belief that you are not Hataria.

Wait.

If your not Hataria, then how would you know who I meant? You would have said "Who's Hataria?". And I doubt that anyone would care about the neighbor boy's online game enough to ask what all of his accounts are.

OOC: I do, he told me about NS so that is way I joined NS. He also warned me abouy some people that hated him and people from Joplin in general. namely you and Fris (Who ever that is.)

Since you are being rude, I am Ignoreing you now.

Huh. Didn't know you could determine tactical and grammatical ineptitude by geographical location. And I was starting to be proud of Missouri school systems...

And you're from Joplin, Hat? Oh great, now I'm forced to share a state with you. Any chance you could move to, I dunno, Antarctica?

OOC: Look, just because someone acts like a complete idiot and a rude one to boot, does not mean it he/she/it is Hataria. It's a pretty big world, and Hataria's not the only rude idiot out there.

Considering I'm at the point of declaring war on you for you demanding me to pay Ryou for something I have no part of. I'd advise you to redo your army.

OOC: Look, just because someone acts like a complete idiot and a rude one to boot, does not mean it he/she/it is Hataria. It's a pretty big world, and Hataria's not the only rude idiot out there.

Good point, but come on people at least give him some advice and help him out rather than blasting him for not thinking, (though I didn't know that having a PT nation was against the rules, yes I am aware that riflemen and a Flecther class destroyer isn't from the same time period as spearmen) then if he rebukes your advice ignore him. Somebody did give him some advice but others decided to shut him out completely.

And I doubt that anyone would care about the neighbor boy's online game enough to ask what all of his accounts are.

Why not? I found out about NS many years ago from someone who told me about his nation and all of his puppets

@ Kemonomimi: First things first: What is your tech level? Decide on one, and make sure your troops reasonably conform to it. A Fletcher class destroyer alongside sailing ships just doesn't cut it. Riflemen alongside spears is also a bit farfetched, but considering that knights in armor and guns did coexist for a few centuries, it's not as bad as your navy. Perhaps you could go for a nation transitioning from lances and swords and knights to firearms.

One other tip: wikipedia is your friend. She's a very, very smart friend who doesn't mind if you barge in to her room and ask her questions in the middle of the night.

My apologies for being short with you. I know that being frustrated at Ryou is no excuse, but....I admit it. I just lost it.

There are no words to describe this military....actually, there are, but this is a moderated forum, after all.

Yes, actually there is a word to describe this military - laughable

Sailing ships? One Fletcher Class? Spearmen? NO AIR FORCE!?

Kem, you're just asking to be invaded. A one-eyed monkey with a hand grenade could make short work of your troops, and a single torpedo to your fletcher class and your sailing ships will be sitting ducks.

If you need more equipment for your military, you can check out: Phoenix Dynamix Inexpensive Military Hardware for Developing Nations (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=562947)

Also you might be interested in one of our fancy flagships (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=522301)
-Maximus Seville, CEO Phoenix Dynamix

OOC: I do, he told me about NS so that is way I joined NS. He also warned me abouy some people that hated him and people from Joplin in general. namely you and Fris (Who ever that is.)

Since you are being rude, I am Ignoreing you now.

Gotcha.

You spell ignoring the same fricking way. We know who you are Hataria. Give it up. And lol @ your paraniod delusions.

Hat I'll be happy to assist you in building a Modern Military if you wish, or a past tech military.
I have a crusade to get people to play RL tech or past tech.

Also I believe that in 1 generation you can go from crazy backwards tech to fairly modern tech. Look at the third world, there are places where people have been living in trees literally, and their children have become lawyers and internet cafe owners.
Namely South America and South East Asia / some parts of Africa though more slowly.

I don't know what ya'lls issues with this guy and ( who ever he's supposed to be ) are.
But this person hasn't done anything that I can see was offensive aside from some remarks to people who were prodding him.
If you don't like the player, don't talk to him. It's been my understanding that Puppet nations are legal and generally accepted, however annoying their presence may be.

Hat I'll be happy to assist you in building a Modern Military if you wish, or a past tech military.
I have a crusade to get people to play RL tech or past tech.

Also I believe that in 1 generation you can go from crazy backwards tech to fairly modern tech. Look at the third world, there are places where people have been living in trees literally, and their children have become lawyers and internet cafe owners.
Namely South America and South East Asia / some parts of Africa though more slowly.

Dude, don't help him. people have tried for years with this guy and no change.

I don't know what ya'lls issues with this guy and ( who ever he's supposed to be ) are.
But this person hasn't done anything that I can see was offensive aside from some remarks to people who were prodding him.
If you don't like the player, don't talk to him. It's been my understanding that Puppet nations are legal and generally accepted, however annoying their presence may be.

You're a February '08 nation, so it's understandable that you wouldn't know who Hataria is. But when people from '06 are telling you that someone is to be ignored, you'd ought to believe it. This is the person that tried 8-legged spider tanks against a naval assault in MT. Not the same nation, but the spelling is the same, the pointless and liberal use of ignores all give it away as the same person behind the nation.

You're a February '08 nation, so it's understandable that you wouldn't know who Hataria is. But when people from '06 are telling you that someone is to be ignored, you'd ought to believe it. This is the person that tried 8-legged spider tanks against a naval assault in MT. Not the same nation, but the spelling is the same, the pointless and liberal use of ignores all give it away as the same person behind the nation.

Ah Hataria, so many good times. I miss that guy *sniff* He was always good for mocking and dogpiling

I don't know what ya'lls issues with this guy and ( who ever he's supposed to be ) are.
But this person hasn't done anything that I can see was offensive aside from some remarks to people who were prodding him.
If you don't like the player, don't talk to him. It's been my understanding that Puppet nations are legal and generally accepted, however annoying their presence may be.

OOC: You should all take Cascade's advice. You are making yourselves look bad.

New Brittonia would be interested in arranging a meeting with Kemonomimi.

Also I believe that in 1 generation you can go from crazy backwards tech to fairly modern tech. Look at the third world, there are places where people have been living in trees literally, and their children have become lawyers and internet cafe owners.
Namely South America and South East Asia / some parts of Africa though more slowly.

What the hell?

What the hell?

He's just mad because he had his hopes and dreams crushed.

I don't know who this guy is, but I'm going to follow the older nations' advice and ignore this guy.

Also, Kataria (or whoever you are) your realize that a majority of other nations are MT, PMT, or FT and even the fantasy ones (ones with vampires and such) have enough advanced tech to turn your entire army in to a large collection of ash.

MY army could wipe yours out and I'm not that big.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=566187

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=566187
Lol.