NationStates Jolt Archive

Integretopia would like to sell its old microwave (since its recently purchased a brand-new model).

It's in decent shape...one of the number buttons is missing, however (the number 7). We're currently accepting bids.

Ok ok. The microwave is free...just send someone to pick it up.

Uhh... okay then.

My nation would be interested in putting it out in one of our deserts and shooting a cruise missile at it.

My nation would be interested in putting it out in one of our deserts and shooting a cruise missile at it.

Alright, be careful while handling it though...one of our Diplomats got a really bad rash from standing too close to it in the employee lounge once.

I'll send a couple soldiers in radiation suits just to be sure. :D

aww I was too late! any more used appliances going?

I want to offer you around $50.000 for it. As you give away for free, i bid some.

do you even own 50,000$?

just leave the poor guy alone.

Ofcourse i own $50.000.

Ofcourse i own $50.000.

lol no

Euhh... YES?!
I do own 50.000, wat a stupid think to ask!

Ok...We'll sell you our NEW microwave for $50,000!

what's the point of all this?

The Imperium Of Hachihyaku demands that you sell all of your kitchen appliances or we shall inflict Impending Doom upon your people!

Signed by the, Right Honourable Consul.

Ok...We'll sell you our NEW microwave for $50,000!

If you proceed in that transaction then I'm afraid we must poke fun at you in the International political scene.

Or I can send my soldiers in and take it from everyone. It MUST be very important.

The door blew open, and 10 Imperial Guardsmen rushed in, rifles raised.

"Hand over the microwave! NOW!"

Hand over the microwave or we will be forced to drop a nuclear bomb on your people.

This is a threat from the techno union of microwave people group

OOC: That is very peaceful.

[Microwaves aren't worth $50,000. They aren't even worth $500.]

The Government of Kahanistan is throwing out all appliances over 10 years old in its offices, military bases and other government facilities. Computers with classified information will be wiped, but the drives will still work.

Enjoy.

OOC: I know, dont mind...

The king is willing to pay your good for it.

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Stoklomolvi Commissariat of State
7656 Hegemony Drive, Administrative Compound, Office Complex 7C, Hallway 52L, Room 89
Vladistov, Stoklomolvi

Encryption Level 0, Null Encryption
To: [OPEN COMMUNIQUÉ]
Subject: Microwave

Stoklomolvi will purchase the microwave for $50,001.00 to prevent it from falling into dangerous hands, which could turn a previously innocuous cooking device into a type of improvised explosive.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Commissar of Foreign Affairs

Signed,
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Nikolay Alexeiovich Stuyonovich
The Commissar of Stoklomolvi

We would like to offer the same bid as Stolokimiv, but 10 standard dollars high, we would like to accuire this Microvave for the purpose of seeing how many times we cant keep it in the air with repeated cannon fire.

If this bid is not sufficent we are very willing to through in some Jelly and Jam sandwiches.

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Stoklomolvi Commissariat of State
7656 Hegemony Drive, Administrative Compound, Office Complex 7C, Hallway 52L, Room 89
Vladistov, Stoklomolvi

Encryption Level 0, Null Encryption
To: [OPEN COMMUNIQUÉ]
Subject: Microwave

Stoklomolvi raises its bid to $50,100.00.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Commissar of Foreign Affairs

Signed,
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Nikolay Alexeiovich Stuyonovich
The Commissar of Stoklomolvi

lol, i have a used dishwasher going for $25,000

We raise our bid to 100 $ more then stolokmivs and four sandwiches.

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Stoklomolvi Commissariat of State
7656 Hegemony Drive, Administrative Compound, Office Complex 7C, Hallway 52L, Room 89
Vladistov, Stoklomolvi

Encryption Level 0, Null Encryption
To: [OPEN COMMUNIQUÉ]
Subject: Microwave

Stoklomolvi raises its bid to $50,500.00.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Commissar of Foreign Affairs

Signed,
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Nikolay Alexeiovich Stuyonovich
The Commissar of Stoklomolvi

We again bid 100$ more and raise to 8 sandwichies.

CM raises the bid for 50.520.00 and 1 cake, and 9 sandwichies!

We have been outbbid, we acknoledge defeat! we cannot outbid a cake...

unless.

We double Canedia marines offer and bod 1million dollars two cheesecake and a pie.

The Cm raises the bid to 100.000 cakes, 10 pie's and 9000 sandwithies. Also the money raised to 55.000!

OOC: Integritopia this is worse than your "War on racism" thread!
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If you're not a "griefer", create something we can use.

OOC: Integritopia this is worse than your "War on racism" thread!
http://chosenofmystra.net/gabby/noob.jpg

If you're not a "griefer", create something we can use.

Hey leave him alone, instead of telling him to piss off you should help him. Yhis thread has been quite funny to read

I want that microwave!

Or I can send my soldiers in and take it from everyone. It MUST be very important.

The door blew open, and 10 Imperial Guardsmen rushed in, rifles raised.

"Hand over the microwave! NOW!"

Little did they know, the door was already 200km outside of Integritopian borders (it had been sold to an unnamed nation earlier that day).

An announcement:

Integritopia thanks all interested parties, however the Microwave has been given to charity.

Does it have a defrost setting and a clock?

Does it have a defrost setting and a clock?

Yes, but even our top-scientists couldn't figure out how to program the clock.

How does it do against popcorn?