NationStates Jolt Archive


Used Microwave for Sale

Integritopia
23-08-2008, 07:11
Integretopia would like to sell its old microwave (since its recently purchased a brand-new model).

It's in decent shape...one of the number buttons is missing, however (the number 7). We're currently accepting bids.
Integritopia
23-08-2008, 07:14
Ok ok. The microwave is free...just send someone to pick it up.
Volzgrad
23-08-2008, 07:23
Uhh... okay then.
Neo Ozia
23-08-2008, 07:28
My nation would be interested in putting it out in one of our deserts and shooting a cruise missile at it.
Integritopia
23-08-2008, 07:39
My nation would be interested in putting it out in one of our deserts and shooting a cruise missile at it.

Alright, be careful while handling it though...one of our Diplomats got a really bad rash from standing too close to it in the employee lounge once.
Neo Ozia
23-08-2008, 08:44
I'll send a couple soldiers in radiation suits just to be sure. :D
Burtilana
23-08-2008, 08:44
aww I was too late! any more used appliances going?
Canedian marine
23-08-2008, 10:41
I want to offer you around $50.000 for it. As you give away for free, i bid some.
Uiri
23-08-2008, 13:21
do you even own 50,000$?
Kewen
23-08-2008, 13:46
just leave the poor guy alone.
Canedian marine
23-08-2008, 16:13
Ofcourse i own $50.000.
The New Aryan State
23-08-2008, 16:31
Ofcourse i own $50.000.

lol no
Canedian marine
23-08-2008, 16:53
Euhh... YES?!
I do own 50.000, wat a stupid think to ask!
Integritopia
23-08-2008, 21:28
Ok...We'll sell you our NEW microwave for $50,000!
Gibberish America
24-08-2008, 03:20
what's the point of all this?
Hachihyaku
24-08-2008, 03:28
The Imperium Of Hachihyaku demands that you sell all of your kitchen appliances or we shall inflict Impending Doom upon your people!

Signed by the, Right Honourable Consul.
Hachihyaku
24-08-2008, 03:29
Ok...We'll sell you our NEW microwave for $50,000!

If you proceed in that transaction then I'm afraid we must poke fun at you in the International political scene.
Angenteria
24-08-2008, 03:39
Or I can send my soldiers in and take it from everyone. It MUST be very important.

The door blew open, and 10 Imperial Guardsmen rushed in, rifles raised.

"Hand over the microwave! NOW!"
Ralkovia
24-08-2008, 04:15
Hand over the microwave or we will be forced to drop a nuclear bomb on your people.

This is a threat from the techno union of microwave people group
Canedian marine
24-08-2008, 10:30
OOC: That is very peaceful.
Kahanistan
24-08-2008, 10:43
[Microwaves aren't worth $50,000. They aren't even worth $500.]

The Government of Kahanistan is throwing out all appliances over 10 years old in its offices, military bases and other government facilities. Computers with classified information will be wiped, but the drives will still work.

Enjoy.
Canedian marine
24-08-2008, 10:45
OOC: I know, dont mind...

The king is willing to pay your good for it.
Stoklomolvi
24-08-2008, 10:51
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Stoklomolvi Commissariat of State
7656 Hegemony Drive, Administrative Compound, Office Complex 7C, Hallway 52L, Room 89
Vladistov, Stoklomolvi

Encryption Level 0, Null Encryption
To: [OPEN COMMUNIQUÉ]
Subject: Microwave

Stoklomolvi will purchase the microwave for $50,001.00 to prevent it from falling into dangerous hands, which could turn a previously innocuous cooking device into a type of improvised explosive.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Commissar of Foreign Affairs

Signed,
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Nikolay Alexeiovich Stuyonovich
The Commissar of Stoklomolvi
Kewen
24-08-2008, 11:05
We would like to offer the same bid as Stolokimiv, but 10 standard dollars high, we would like to accuire this Microvave for the purpose of seeing how many times we cant keep it in the air with repeated cannon fire.

If this bid is not sufficent we are very willing to through in some Jelly and Jam sandwiches.
Stoklomolvi
24-08-2008, 11:11
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Stoklomolvi Commissariat of State
7656 Hegemony Drive, Administrative Compound, Office Complex 7C, Hallway 52L, Room 89
Vladistov, Stoklomolvi

Encryption Level 0, Null Encryption
To: [OPEN COMMUNIQUÉ]
Subject: Microwave

Stoklomolvi raises its bid to $50,100.00.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Commissar of Foreign Affairs

Signed,
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Nikolay Alexeiovich Stuyonovich
The Commissar of Stoklomolvi
Das Bend
24-08-2008, 11:12
lol, i have a used dishwasher going for $25,000
Kewen
24-08-2008, 11:29
We raise our bid to 100 $ more then stolokmivs and four sandwiches.
Stoklomolvi
24-08-2008, 11:59
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Stoklomolvi Commissariat of State
7656 Hegemony Drive, Administrative Compound, Office Complex 7C, Hallway 52L, Room 89
Vladistov, Stoklomolvi

Encryption Level 0, Null Encryption
To: [OPEN COMMUNIQUÉ]
Subject: Microwave

Stoklomolvi raises its bid to $50,500.00.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Commissar of Foreign Affairs

Signed,
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Nikolay Alexeiovich Stuyonovich
The Commissar of Stoklomolvi
Kewen
24-08-2008, 12:44
We again bid 100$ more and raise to 8 sandwichies.
Canedian marine
24-08-2008, 12:52
CM raises the bid for 50.520.00 and 1 cake, and 9 sandwichies!
Kewen
24-08-2008, 13:08
We have been outbbid, we acknoledge defeat! we cannot outbid a cake...

unless.

We double Canedia marines offer and bod 1million dollars two cheesecake and a pie.
Canedian marine
24-08-2008, 13:12
The Cm raises the bid to 100.000 cakes, 10 pie's and 9000 sandwithies. Also the money raised to 55.000!
Sultenia
24-08-2008, 13:22
OOC: Integritopia this is worse than your "War on racism" thread!
http://chosenofmystra.net/gabby/noob.jpg

If you're not a "griefer", create something we can use.
Blouman Empire
24-08-2008, 13:34
OOC: Integritopia this is worse than your "War on racism" thread!
http://chosenofmystra.net/gabby/noob.jpg

If you're not a "griefer", create something we can use.

Hey leave him alone, instead of telling him to piss off you should help him. Yhis thread has been quite funny to read
Canedian marine
24-08-2008, 14:45
I want that microwave!
Integritopia
25-08-2008, 05:44
Or I can send my soldiers in and take it from everyone. It MUST be very important.

The door blew open, and 10 Imperial Guardsmen rushed in, rifles raised.

"Hand over the microwave! NOW!"

Little did they know, the door was already 200km outside of Integritopian borders (it had been sold to an unnamed nation earlier that day).
Integritopia
25-08-2008, 05:47
An announcement:

Integritopia thanks all interested parties, however the Microwave has been given to charity.
Roma V
25-08-2008, 06:16
Does it have a defrost setting and a clock?
Integritopia
25-08-2008, 06:17
Does it have a defrost setting and a clock?

Yes, but even our top-scientists couldn't figure out how to program the clock.
Miskonia
25-08-2008, 08:04
How does it do against popcorn?