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Attention Foreign Barbarians.

The Ever Glorious, Social Imperialist Empire of Greater New Nicksyllvania in its enlightened generosity had opened its borders to foreign trade in a hope to civilise foreign savages with superior Nicksyllvanian products and cultural accomplishments. However this benevolent policy can no longer be tolerated as foreign degenerate culture has been seeping our fatherland, and is weakening our youth with uncivilised, barbaric mindsets. The physical and mental strength of the superior Nicksyllvanian people have steadily deterioted due to exposure to foreign media, and countless millions of healthy Nicksyllvanian demigods have been injured through the usage of inferior foreign products.
As of such, our Glorious Emperor has decreed that all foreign imports are hereforth banned, all foreign goods and assets within Nicksyllvania are to be seized, all foreign media are to be destroyed, and all foreigners are to be expelled immediately.
This decree will coincide with the New Fatherland Youth Ascension Program which will seek to eliminate various foreign diseases that have been set loose upon our sacred soil, such as emoism, rap, and MMORPGs.

The following will take effect within the following 24 hours. Any foreign savages within our borders currently are to leave immediately. We will also state that all foreign assets will be seized with No compensation, and any foreigners detected within our borders after the 24 hour periods will be regarded as a enemy spy and will be accordingly dealt with.

Archduke Yukikaze von Manfried
Supreme Kommissariat of Foreign Affairs

Ministry of Trade

This action is a grave threat to the interests of the Vetalian business community and we feel it will bring nothing but hardship and destruction to your country should it be enforced. We encourage you to negotiate with your trade partners and instead construct a policy better suited to economic reality rather than idealistic aims. That being said, the Vetalian state is willing to use whatever means necessary, including forcible coercion, to ensure we receive suitable compensation for losses sustained as a result of this policy. We encourage you to reconsider before more serious actions are necessary to achieve this settlement. Further discussion will be permitted as necessary, but we are confident that your nation will not risk the consequences of denying access to Vetalian traders.

Regards,
Ivan Presov, Proconsul of Trade

To: The Vetalian Proconsul of Trade

The Nicksyllvanian fatherland will suffer no ill effects, our nation has no need of foreign goods when Nicksyllvanian merchandise is vastly superior in every way, and our vast colonies and rich land shall provide all the raw materials we require, should we require more we will simply conquer more as the God Emperor wills.

Petty threats will not will not deter the proud, militaristic Nicksyllvanian people, indeed we shall eagerly make a mockery of your soldiers in the field of glorious battle and prove to the world that the Nicksyllvanian people are invincible.

If you wish to not be ridiculed, your men slaughtered, your country pillaged, and your women enslaved we suggest you obey the Emperor.

Archduke Yukikaze von Manfried
Supreme Kommissariat of Foreign Affairs

To all nations with assets in New Nicksyllvania,

It's your lucky day, Dent and Smash Ltd. is willing to buy your assets. We will pay $0.10 on the dollar for your assets. Trust us, it is the best deal you will get. However, we have a small window in which these transactions can take place, less than 24-hours. So hurry, hurry, hurry!

Signed,
Sigmund Dent
Co-Owner of Dent and Smash Ltd.

Official Statement

The Great Bob sees all. He watches, as the pitiful nation of New Nicksyllvania, amuses itself by picking on those who are different. The Great Bob, does not look kindly on such actions. Such transgressions against the Path do not fade fast. The actions of this nation, have been noted, and after a meeting of the Council, it has been decided that the Path of the Blessed shall break all ties with the nation of New Nicksyllvania, for a period no longer than 10,000 years. Neither the Path, nor the Holy Empire, shall so much as even recognize New Nicksyllvania as a legitimate nation. Any persons who have citizenship in New Nicksyllvania, will be treated as if they have no citizenship at all, and not be allowed to enter the Holy Empire, and if found in the Holy Empire, be arrested. The Holy Empire will not extradite any criminals to New Nicksyllvania. Any ships operating under the New Nicksyllvanian flag, will not be admitted entrance into Beatusian waters, and will be seized if found in Beatusian waters. Aircraft flying under the flag of New Nicksyllvania, will not be allowed in Beatusian airspace, and any New Nicksyllvanian aircraft violating Beatusian airspace, will be shot at. Any New Nicksyllvanian citizens within the Beatus, at this time, will be offered Beatusian citizenship, and have 48 hours to either apply for citizenship, or leave the Beatus. They will be compensated for their property, $.50 on the dollar.

Signed,
His Holiness, Jonas Listless
Emperor,
The Holy Empire of the Beatus

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Official International Communique
From the Desk of Foreign Secretary Sir Neil Jaeger, Federated Union of Democratic Colonies
To the Office of Archduke Yukikaze von Manfried, Supreme Kommissariat of Foreign Affairs, Social Imperialist Empire of Greater New Nicksyllvania

The Government of the Democratic Colonies finds the current situation to be very troubling, and strongly protests the seizure of assets legally and properly belonging to the honest businesses of the Democratic Colonies. On behalf of my nation, I urge the Emperor of Nicksyllvania to rethink his actions and more carefully consider the effects that his decisions might have.

At this very moment, unarmed high speed air transports are en route to Nicksyllvania to facilitate the evacuation of Democratic Colonies citizens - we expect that this evacuation effort, which is operating in accordance with the stated wishes of the Emperor of Nicksyllvania , will be able to proceed unmolested.

Sincerely yours,
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Attention: Dent and Smash Ltd.

Due to your corporations blatant profiteering in these turbulent times, all assets within Nicksyllvanian borders owned by Dent and Smash Ltd. are hereby seized prior to the official date of economic liberation of the Greater Nicksyllvanian Empire.

All employees of Dent and Smash Ltd. are also thus to be held captive for fraud until a suitable punishment can be administrated.

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Official Reply to The Petty Empire of the Beatus

We remain confident that no true Nicksyllvanian would ever willingly step upon foreign soil, especially yours, unless it was for the intention of planting His Imperial Majesty's flag upon it. You can rest assured that none of your silly decrees will ever be utilised before such a time when our Glorious Empire decides to add your forsaken land to our magnificent empire.

Archduke Yukikaze von Manfried
Chief Field Marshal of Imperial Army Group CXVII

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Message from Sir Neil Jaeger has been transferred to the Imperial Army Headquarters of the CXVII Imperial Army Group, the Imperial Nicksyllvanian Ministry of Foreign Affairs has been dissolved as per the New Fatherland Youth Ascension Program. The Imperial Army will from henceforth administrate Foreign affairs.

To: Sir Neil Jaeger

We appreciate the hasty departure of your kind from our nation. Please do not bother cleaning up after yourselves as we will fumigate your previous quarters.

Your message will not be forwarded to His Imperial Majesty, as he clearly is much to busy to deal with petty barbarians.

Archduke Yukikaze von Manfried
Chief Field Marshal of Imperial Army Group CXVII

As the Grand Holy Empire of Imota has no assets, stakes, holdings, or nationals within New Nicksyllvania, we feel that this decree is of little consequence to us. However, we generally oppose the seizure by any nation of assets rightfully belonging to foreign nationals. We also wonder what New Nicksyllvania could possibly want with such "inferior" foreign products.

Respectfully yours,

Dorothy Kugimiya, Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Grand Holy Empire of Imota