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Hedren Broadcasting Network.

The Hedren Broadcasting Network (HBN) is the nation of Hedren's most popular, cutting-edge television network. We have been broadcasting in Hedren for twenty years now, and we are now opening our network to other nations.
A list of our channels;
HBN1: Our primary network, which showcases politics, buisness and documentries.
HBN2: Where we showcase many popular series.
HBN Movies: Some of the newest movies in your living roomand some of the classics, all in your living room.
HBN Music. Where we play some great modern and classic tracks.
HBN Kids. The channel which the kids will watch.
HBN Sport. Some glorious action from the world of sport.
HBN History. Where great documentries about history are showcased brillliantly.
HBN Religon. To help you connect with your faith. (Avabible in Christainity, Islam, Jewish, Hindiu and Buddhist.)
HBN News. Unrivalled coverage of the lastest stories, straight to your living room as it happens.

One of reasons, minus the excellant channels for HBN's succes is that NO advertisments are ever shown. HBN is state-funded, which means no interuptions ever. You probably think that is mad, but it's truth. If you wish to have broadcasts from HBN in your nation, just say and it will be broadcasting in 1-10 hours.
I hope you enjoy the HBN.
Chairman of HBN,
Anthony Johnson.

TO: HBN

FROM: Yalon Conogolomerat

We wish to purchase your network for a price which may be negotiated in any currency of your choosing.

TO:Yalon Conogolomerat.
FROM: HBN.

We ask for just H$50,000 to broadcast in your nation.

Chairman of HBN,
Anthony Johnson.

TO: HBN

FROM: Yalon Conogolomerat

It appears that you do not understand. We want to buy the network itself.

TO: Yalon Conogolomerat.
From HBN.

We are are not selling the network, just offering for it to be broadcasted.

Chairman of HBN,
Anthony Johnson.

TO: HBN
FROM: Yalon Conogolomerat

It appears that you still do not understand. We weren't asking if it were for sale. You see, we are willing to pay up to $1,000,000,000 USD.

TO: Yalon Conogolomerat.
From: HBN.

We do not accept the offer.

Chairman of HBN,
Anthony Johnson.

TO: HBN
FROM: Yalon Conogolomerat

Name a number and we shall pay it.

Can you brodcast it on Fanrai TV .

TO: Fanrai.
FROM: HBN.

We can, yes. For just H$25,000 we will broadcast on Fanrai TV.
Chairman of HBN,
Anthony Johnson.

TO: HBN
FROM: Yalon Conogolomerat

Name a number and we shall pay it.

...ahem...

TO: Yalon Conogolomerat.
FROM: HBN.

The Hedren Broadcasting Network IS NOT FOR SALE.

Chairman of HBN,
Anthony Johnson.

CBC(Cripistan Broadcasting Channel) would like to offer HBN a H$30,000 contract to broadcast on CBC.
Bryan Aylward
President of CBC

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From the Office of the Chairman

To: Hedren Broadcasting Network
From: Zaic Armashiran

The People's Cyonist Republic of Boico is interested in HBN broadcasted in our nation. However we would not like you to broadcast HBN Religion or HBN News. We also wish to enquire whether it would be possible to censor certain things that the government does not want to be shown for some reason?

Signed

Zaic Armashiran,
Chairman,
The PCRB

TO: HBN
FROM: Yalon Conogolomerat

It appears that you still do not understand. We weren't asking if it were for sale. You see, we are willing to pay up to $1,000,000,000 USD.

OOC: That's as it may be, but you can't buy what's not for sale.

Besides, why do you want to buy his/her broadcasting company?

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From: The Branch of Imperial Censorship and Informational Control
To: The Hedren Broadcasting Network
Encryption: N/A
Subject: Requesting Channels

If the directors of the Hedren Broadcasting Network find it pleasing, the Empire of Emperatium Drakonicum would humbly request that the HBN broadcast its News, Religion, and History channels on Drakonicum soil. It is willing to pay any price below 20,000 USD for these three channels. We are however, open to negotiations upon the price, and the channels to be represented on Emperatium Drakonicum TV. We eagerly await your response.

With Trepidation,
The Governance of our Holy and Glorious Empire
The Imperial Magistrate of Diplomacy
John Decartus

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To: Hedren Broadcasting Network
From: The Holy Imperium of Angenteria, Ministry of Information

The Holy Imperium of Angenteria would like to request that HBN broadcast in the Holy Imperium of Angenteria, excluding the channel of HBN Religion, to Imperial Citizens within Angenteria. Name your price, and we will pay it.

Sincerely,
Brandon Ventris
Lord-Minister of Information