NationStates Jolt Archive

"Sir, uhm, We've just spotted 3.. no 4... NO 5 unidenified Flying Objects over Romanov head east closing in on the border. Standing by for your orders"

"Major, are you fuckin with me?"

"No sir"

General Lenin stares a the radar as 5 green dots zoom past the screen.

"I want Intel on the line ASAP!"

The phone rings at the Intel head quarters.

"Hello, yea are you getting what were getting?"

"Yes sir we see it over the city, It appears theyre flying in a straight line, they all look like flying triangles. The police station are being flooded with calls about this and the news stations are running around like crazy. Romanov is going crazy."

General Lenin shouts " I WANT MIGS AFTER THIS. GET THE BEST PILOTS AND CHASE AFTER THE FLYING FUCKS AND SHOOT THEM DOWN AND THATS AN ORDER."

The head of one of the only government-funded labs disagrees. "Sir, we communicated with them and they came here. Do not shoot them down I beg you! Who knows they might send us encrypted messages to explore new worlds."

"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!? What if they attack? What then?
Better be safe then sorry and by the way, I WANT THESE LITTLE SHITS SHOT DOWN WITH IN 5 MINUTES BEFROE ROMANOV GOES INTO ANARCHY!"

Migs are currently taking off and armed with Air to air missiles.

This is the leader of Dragontree we support your move and if you need we will send troops over A.S.A.P

To: The government of Soviet-Slavya
From: The United Socialist States of Daiwiz

We have heard of your current dilemna, and wish to make a suggestion. We are currently planning to shoot down any unidentifed flying object that enters our airspace, and suggest you do the same. For all we know, it could be a spy plane from one of your neighbours! Also, you would be able to learn much from the wreckage, and maybe even reverse-engineer the technology.

Graith Dr'klow

OOC:Rofl. I can relate to being bored rofl.

From:CPRSS
TO: Dragontree

Thank you, but we have this under control.

The Squad leader of the 4th fighter group were ready to roll for a training mission when all of a sudden they got a message from the control tower.

"Looks like you're not flying your training mission today. General Michail reassigned you to an emergency call. 5 UFOs flying eastbound heading to the boarder. We want you guys to intercept and fire once you get a lock.We don't know what the fuck they are but they're sure as hell not fighter jets."

"All right guys, you heard the man lets do this!"

All 6 planes roll down the runway so fast that you think you're hearing thunder.

To: The government of Soviet-Slavya
From: The United Socialist States of Daiwiz

We have heard of your current dilemna, and wish to make a suggestion. We are currently planning to shoot down any unidentifed flying object that enters our airspace, and suggest you do the same. For all we know, it could be a spy plane from one of your neighbours! Also, you would be able to learn much from the wreckage, and maybe even reverse-engineer the technology.

Graith Dr'klow

OOC:Rofl. I can relate to being bored rofl.

To:The United Socialist States of Daiwiz
From:CPRSS

(OOC: just pretend you're bordering us :P)
We Have spotted 5 UFOs headed towards the boarder between us and possible life forms in UFOs, but not likely going at those speeds. We have anti aircraft in the forests waiting for a lock near your border, To inform we need permission to enter your country with out any problems (i.e. AA's shooting down our aircraft etc) So we need to work on this together.

General Michail Lenin

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Stoklomolvi Commissariat of State
7656 Hegemony Drive, Administrative Compound, Office Complex 7C, Hallway 52L, Room 89
Vladistov, Stoklomolvi

Encryption Level 0, NullEncryption
To: [OPEN COMMUNIQUÉ]
Subject: General Statement

The scientists studying the phenomena of the cosmos have recently stated that the discovery of unidentified flying objects by only one nation is virtually impossible. The massive number of satellites surrounding NSEarth for communications and miscellaneous purposes likely outnumbers of the populations of small countries, and in addition the large number of researchers working on outer space would have detected any foreign object long before they could have even neared NSEarth. Thus, we say that the "UFOs" are indeed nothing more than spy planes.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Commissar of Foreign Affairs

Signed,
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Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
The Commissar of Stoklomolvi

OOC: I was going to make the rp that later on :P

The migs are closing in, and the AAs are locking on.
"Sir, they look like some new type of aircraft, this is no UFO, theyre stealth planes. We can't lock on, they jammed us."

The 5 Stealth planes made a sudden turn to the right.

"We are unjammed! lock on! break right and fire we gotta move!"

OOC: Hey Stok, you stole my idea. May I RP UAVs doing recon?

OOC:do what ever you want uiri

If so I'd like to play it as though one of my nation's Space Station Emergency
escape pods was falling back to Earth.
( I paid for a space program in NS, so hay why not RP it? )