Orzz
04-08-2008, 13:17
ooc: im a new nation to this game, well not new perse to RPing but i is new, and my race draws heavily from the " Orz " In star control 2 or "Ur quan masters" pleease no "fleets of doom" and lets be nice! anyway feel free to join and conduct relations with the Orzz.
IC:
Somewhere in a independant starsystem A Single Orzz Nemisis2 Simply appeared in orbit of a planet, flying circles around the lumbering frigates and battleships they tried to question it firing randomly placed bolts of plasma and huge howitzer rounds.
Prepare this message for transmission and lock weapons on it Said the capatin of a medium sized frigate.
"Halt unidentfied alien warship, cease your attacking or be destroyed you are intruding upon Ansori trader space" It hailed the unidentified ship.
" Greetings *camper* we are new to *inbetween* have you seen to daalo? playing *frumple* as *round* yet *lumpy* *timejokes* on us we *chase them* and *play* in *playground* this is *happyspace* these are *Fat* words do you understandus? "
Came the Orzz reply moments later as it stopped "chasing" the Daalo and sat in front of the ship its puny 47m size not much to look at.
"What the hell ?" said the dumbfounded captain.
"Translators are having one hella'va time getting throug this one"
"No kidding hail em again"
"Errm, no sorry unidentifed ship we have not seen this Daalo you speak of we can kinda understand you, who are you and why are you here? are you peaceful?"
The new Orzz Reply was in a very happy tone
"I am *Expanding* it is so much *squishy* to smell you *campers* are the best, we are sure to have such fun *parties* and *change* in the *middle*" the voice jumped a notche when it seemily read the word "Peaceful"
"*Jumping Peppers!*/Jumping *peppers*!! you are a *happy camper* much *squeezing of juice* we are, and we are Orzz if we were not orzz then we would not be orzz but we are orzz so do not worry"
"Errm, yes very nice to meet you "Orzz" so where do you come from?"
"We come from *below* Daalo always *jumping* in *front* stopping good *parties* from happenign but *happy campers* are much fun!"
"So where do you come from and what are your intentions"
"To make *partys* and *sauce*, we ceom from *below*"
"What is below?"
"Do not ask about *below* You make me *frumple*., do you want to see our *special things* NO NO NO! you do not want"
"Errm,say again?"
"Argggnnnvvm this is *frumple* i am *squeezig the juice* its no helping *dancing* now arrgh"
"Sir! there opening fire, what can that little thing do.."
"Sir.. theres thousands of them.. and of dirref---"
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Now. many *peices* later.
the once good system of Ansori, a world not to far out and not to far in bordering the large open spaces and a popular trading hub for races everywere is gone, now the Orzz are there Newer trading ships come to the starsystems to be met with the hapy Orzz, almost all dont go back for they are *silly cows*.
A few systems away, in a habited system provided by very thoughtful *happy campers* who *partied* with orzz a Single Orzz Nemisis2 appeared chasing a Daalo... flying around trading convos and military ships with easy and firing random shots(not aimed at anything) and flying wild manouvers obvlious to the many different ships.
ooc: in case noones noticed, the Orzz have a weird language lol you can find translation in the Urquan masters wiki under "Orz and Orz communications" when i get around to makeing one of these here factbooks i might put up translations.
IC:
Somewhere in a independant starsystem A Single Orzz Nemisis2 Simply appeared in orbit of a planet, flying circles around the lumbering frigates and battleships they tried to question it firing randomly placed bolts of plasma and huge howitzer rounds.
Prepare this message for transmission and lock weapons on it Said the capatin of a medium sized frigate.
"Halt unidentfied alien warship, cease your attacking or be destroyed you are intruding upon Ansori trader space" It hailed the unidentified ship.
" Greetings *camper* we are new to *inbetween* have you seen to daalo? playing *frumple* as *round* yet *lumpy* *timejokes* on us we *chase them* and *play* in *playground* this is *happyspace* these are *Fat* words do you understandus? "
Came the Orzz reply moments later as it stopped "chasing" the Daalo and sat in front of the ship its puny 47m size not much to look at.
"What the hell ?" said the dumbfounded captain.
"Translators are having one hella'va time getting throug this one"
"No kidding hail em again"
"Errm, no sorry unidentifed ship we have not seen this Daalo you speak of we can kinda understand you, who are you and why are you here? are you peaceful?"
The new Orzz Reply was in a very happy tone
"I am *Expanding* it is so much *squishy* to smell you *campers* are the best, we are sure to have such fun *parties* and *change* in the *middle*" the voice jumped a notche when it seemily read the word "Peaceful"
"*Jumping Peppers!*/Jumping *peppers*!! you are a *happy camper* much *squeezing of juice* we are, and we are Orzz if we were not orzz then we would not be orzz but we are orzz so do not worry"
"Errm, yes very nice to meet you "Orzz" so where do you come from?"
"We come from *below* Daalo always *jumping* in *front* stopping good *parties* from happenign but *happy campers* are much fun!"
"So where do you come from and what are your intentions"
"To make *partys* and *sauce*, we ceom from *below*"
"What is below?"
"Do not ask about *below* You make me *frumple*., do you want to see our *special things* NO NO NO! you do not want"
"Errm,say again?"
"Argggnnnvvm this is *frumple* i am *squeezig the juice* its no helping *dancing* now arrgh"
"Sir! there opening fire, what can that little thing do.."
"Sir.. theres thousands of them.. and of dirref---"
----
Now. many *peices* later.
the once good system of Ansori, a world not to far out and not to far in bordering the large open spaces and a popular trading hub for races everywere is gone, now the Orzz are there Newer trading ships come to the starsystems to be met with the hapy Orzz, almost all dont go back for they are *silly cows*.
A few systems away, in a habited system provided by very thoughtful *happy campers* who *partied* with orzz a Single Orzz Nemisis2 appeared chasing a Daalo... flying around trading convos and military ships with easy and firing random shots(not aimed at anything) and flying wild manouvers obvlious to the many different ships.
ooc: in case noones noticed, the Orzz have a weird language lol you can find translation in the Urquan masters wiki under "Orz and Orz communications" when i get around to makeing one of these here factbooks i might put up translations.