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Töten Ihnen Aufwendig Ltd.™
"Nothing is to expensive, or difficult for us!"™

Töten Ihnen Aufwendig Ltd.® is a manufacturing company that supplies many things from military grade furniture, and misc., to corporate desks, and security systems. As our motto states, "Nothing is to expensive, or difficult for us!"™. We do accept custom orders, though wish to state that the accepting of such orders in not a guarantee that we can or will produce such orders. We will refund any money, should you be dissatisfied with your object, but said object must be returned, preferable in one piece, but it must be recognizable, and it's S/N must be legible for it to be returned. Shipping is free on all orders, and discounts may be offered at some point in the future. Once in a while, we may have weekly specials were certain discounts are offered on orders of a certain size, and things of that manner, for more info, see the weekly special section, also, some short time items may show up periodically in the weekly specials section.

I. Military-Furniture (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13889503&postcount=2)
II. Military-Misc. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13889504&postcount=3)
III. Corporate-Furniture (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13889505&postcount=4)
IV. Corporate-Misc. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13889506&postcount=5)
V. Special Orders (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13889507&postcount=6)
VI. Weekly Specials (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13889508&postcount=7)
VII. Ordering Instructions (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13889509&postcount=8)

©2008 Töten Ihnen Aufwendig Ltd.™. Töten Ihnen Aufwendig Ltd.™ is a subsidiary of Jimmy James Industries™. Töten Ihnen Aufwendig Ltd.™ and Jimmy James Industries™ are registered trademarks of Jimmy James Industries™

I. Military Furniture

TIA-101 Desk:
Order #: MFD101
Demensions:
W: 36"
L: 50"
H: 30"
Composition: The desk is made of a 3" thick carbon/steel composite to provide strength, without weight. Wood covering is optional, in Pine, Mahogany, and Oak.
Description: The TIA-101 is the pinnacle of functionally. It features a flat, level top, with three drawers on either the right or the left, depending on preference. One, or all drawers can be fitted with locks, either combination or key. It also comes with optional keyboard stand, which rolls out from under the desk surface.
Pricing:
Basic: $50
Options: (Options #)
Wood Covering: +$15 (01=Pine, 02=Mahogany, 03=Oak)
Drawer Locks: +$12 per lock (04=Top Drawer lock, 05=Middle Drawer lock, 06=Bottom Drawer Lock)
Roll-out Keyboard Stand: +$5 (07)

II. Military Misc.

III. Corporate-Furniture

IV. Corporate-Misc.

V. Special Orders

VI. Weekly Specials

WIP

VII. Ordering Instructions

To order any of our items, simply complete the following form:

Order Form:
Order Number: (The Number listed as Order # for the item you wish to prurchase)
Option #: (The numbers of any options you wish to purchase, seperated by a comma. If none, leave blank.)
Quantity:
Subtotal:
[Repeat above for other items you wish to purchase]
Total:
Name of Purchaser:
Message: (Any questions or comments you may have)