Kelnoriem
01-08-2008, 23:24
Keflavik, Kelnoriem
The Coup had been quick. The Director's organization had been deeply infiltrated, making the operation quite easy. Members of the Kelnoriem Union of Truckers and Dockworkers (KUTD), had infiltrated the highest levels of the Director's government, placing them in the position to ensure that when the time came, the operation was successful. It was 10 AM, Thursday morning, when the whole plan came together. The President of the KUTD, Harvey Kucha arrived for a meeting with the Director, which had been scheduled well in advanced. Upon his arrival, one of his me inside alerted security, that they had spotted an individual, with explosives, and a gun, within the compound. As the area was searched, and the man could not be found, more and more security forces were pulled from normal duties to search for the intruder, thus stripping most of the Director's security away. When Harvey entered the Director's office, there were only two body guards in the room, they stood on either side of the door. Harvey sat down before the Director for their meeting, when two of his men, burst through the door of the Director's office, with M3 SMGs, which they then used to shoot the two guards. Following that, Harvey pulled a revolver from his pocket, and shot the Director, twice in the chest. Once the Director was dead, the rest of his organization fell apart, and was easily swept to the side by the KUTD members. With in hours of the Coup, Harvey Kucha held a press conference, with the international press, to discuss the Situation.
Press Room, Directorate Headquarters
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(Harvey Kucha, during his post Coup press conference)
Harvey Kucha stepped up to the podium, he didn't hold a prepared speech, and there was no visible teleprompter or similar device. He then began speaking, "For many years now, the Director has had a strangle hold on our fine nation, and today, we have finally done something about it! The Director has been killed, in a coup that claimed the lives of three, including the Director. The government has been secured, and the situation is good. The Kelnoriem Union of Truckers and Dockworkers has taken control of the government, to help put the nation back on track, and I, as the President of the KUTD, am assuming the position of Head of Government for the Nation of Kelnoriem. I have plans to improve the quality of life in this nation greatly. From records we uncovered, both in operations before the coup, and since the coup just a few hours ago, we have found that the Director and his men committed horrid crimes. They have used the nations orphanages to bread soldiers, they have used their position to mislead the people that the air outside is unsafe, and given our people a horribly wrong body image, that being extremely obese is "healthy", and anything less is "underweight." They have also used advertising to make the Director look like a saint, when in fact he has ruled with an iron fist, trampling over his people for some insane goal, of which no records were kept, and appears to have died with him. The former Government also has millions of men and women working underground. They work 20 hour days, have no pay, live in large bunk rooms with dozens of other people in bunk beds, and are force fed steroids and drugs to give them great strength, and allow them to work long periods of time on only 4 hours sleep. We have determined from reports that the average lifespan for these poor individuals is less that 30 years. In connection with these crimes, we are issuing warrants of arrest for the following people, Albert Jamison, Adviser of Military Affairs to the Director, Alan Suklov, Adviser of Health Services to the Director, Giorgio Tibels, Adviser of Propaganda to the Director, Jessica Jezebel, Adviser of Manual Labor to the Director, Even Harper, the Adviser of Foreign Affairs to the Director. These people are as guilty as the Director was, and we will search day and night to find them. We ask the international community, that if they find any of these individuals in their nation, to arrest them, and return them to us. We intend to put this nation back on track, and undo the wrongs that have been committed by the old regime. Now, many of you may complain, and you may think we are evil, but this is for your own good. The first new program will be, the banning of all high-fat, high-sugar foods. Second, there will be mandatory morning exercises for all citizens, for this we will use old infrastructure from the previous regime, which holds every citizens address, DNA, fingerprints, and other information. Centers are being set up at local schools, you will be contacted today, as to which location you will report. If you fail to do so, we will find you, and we will make you. Third, we will be instating programs at school, including serving free healthy hot lunches for students, mandatory health and gym classes, and extracurricular sports. We plan to release the workers being held underground, though are having difficulty locating them. We also intend to deprogram the brainwashed soldiers who have been breed from birth to fight. The Director, or one of his aides made a great mistake on that part though, the soldiers loyalty was geared toward the Nation of Kelnoriem, and not the Director himself, and therefore have obeyed the new government in the absence of the Director. These are just some of the programs designed to improve our nation, and get it back on the right track. I will now take questions from the local and international press."
The Coup had been quick. The Director's organization had been deeply infiltrated, making the operation quite easy. Members of the Kelnoriem Union of Truckers and Dockworkers (KUTD), had infiltrated the highest levels of the Director's government, placing them in the position to ensure that when the time came, the operation was successful. It was 10 AM, Thursday morning, when the whole plan came together. The President of the KUTD, Harvey Kucha arrived for a meeting with the Director, which had been scheduled well in advanced. Upon his arrival, one of his me inside alerted security, that they had spotted an individual, with explosives, and a gun, within the compound. As the area was searched, and the man could not be found, more and more security forces were pulled from normal duties to search for the intruder, thus stripping most of the Director's security away. When Harvey entered the Director's office, there were only two body guards in the room, they stood on either side of the door. Harvey sat down before the Director for their meeting, when two of his men, burst through the door of the Director's office, with M3 SMGs, which they then used to shoot the two guards. Following that, Harvey pulled a revolver from his pocket, and shot the Director, twice in the chest. Once the Director was dead, the rest of his organization fell apart, and was easily swept to the side by the KUTD members. With in hours of the Coup, Harvey Kucha held a press conference, with the international press, to discuss the Situation.
Press Room, Directorate Headquarters
http://www.foxnews.com/images/246025/0_21_hoffa_jimmy.jpg
(Harvey Kucha, during his post Coup press conference)
Harvey Kucha stepped up to the podium, he didn't hold a prepared speech, and there was no visible teleprompter or similar device. He then began speaking, "For many years now, the Director has had a strangle hold on our fine nation, and today, we have finally done something about it! The Director has been killed, in a coup that claimed the lives of three, including the Director. The government has been secured, and the situation is good. The Kelnoriem Union of Truckers and Dockworkers has taken control of the government, to help put the nation back on track, and I, as the President of the KUTD, am assuming the position of Head of Government for the Nation of Kelnoriem. I have plans to improve the quality of life in this nation greatly. From records we uncovered, both in operations before the coup, and since the coup just a few hours ago, we have found that the Director and his men committed horrid crimes. They have used the nations orphanages to bread soldiers, they have used their position to mislead the people that the air outside is unsafe, and given our people a horribly wrong body image, that being extremely obese is "healthy", and anything less is "underweight." They have also used advertising to make the Director look like a saint, when in fact he has ruled with an iron fist, trampling over his people for some insane goal, of which no records were kept, and appears to have died with him. The former Government also has millions of men and women working underground. They work 20 hour days, have no pay, live in large bunk rooms with dozens of other people in bunk beds, and are force fed steroids and drugs to give them great strength, and allow them to work long periods of time on only 4 hours sleep. We have determined from reports that the average lifespan for these poor individuals is less that 30 years. In connection with these crimes, we are issuing warrants of arrest for the following people, Albert Jamison, Adviser of Military Affairs to the Director, Alan Suklov, Adviser of Health Services to the Director, Giorgio Tibels, Adviser of Propaganda to the Director, Jessica Jezebel, Adviser of Manual Labor to the Director, Even Harper, the Adviser of Foreign Affairs to the Director. These people are as guilty as the Director was, and we will search day and night to find them. We ask the international community, that if they find any of these individuals in their nation, to arrest them, and return them to us. We intend to put this nation back on track, and undo the wrongs that have been committed by the old regime. Now, many of you may complain, and you may think we are evil, but this is for your own good. The first new program will be, the banning of all high-fat, high-sugar foods. Second, there will be mandatory morning exercises for all citizens, for this we will use old infrastructure from the previous regime, which holds every citizens address, DNA, fingerprints, and other information. Centers are being set up at local schools, you will be contacted today, as to which location you will report. If you fail to do so, we will find you, and we will make you. Third, we will be instating programs at school, including serving free healthy hot lunches for students, mandatory health and gym classes, and extracurricular sports. We plan to release the workers being held underground, though are having difficulty locating them. We also intend to deprogram the brainwashed soldiers who have been breed from birth to fight. The Director, or one of his aides made a great mistake on that part though, the soldiers loyalty was geared toward the Nation of Kelnoriem, and not the Director himself, and therefore have obeyed the new government in the absence of the Director. These are just some of the programs designed to improve our nation, and get it back on the right track. I will now take questions from the local and international press."