:mad: We will destroy evil (Dementia). We will destroy the stupid (Dementia). We will destroy the wierdos (Dementia). BUT we need your help!
Please help by sending us weapons and troops and help us destroy Dementia once and for all!
No-one I Repeat no-one will bow before the Dementian leaders!
Zinairian Foreign Authority
Department of Diplomatic Affairs
14 National Plaza, Zinaire City
We are prepared to grant you one (1) Velo-dog (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velo-dog) pocket pistol! We will even include an authentic salt and spice cartridge! There's one thing you won't have to worry about– bicyclist-hating dogs!
Sir Jackson Miller
Chancellor of Diplomatic Affairs!
P.S. Ask nicely and we'll throw in a Velocipede (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velocipedes) too! The fun never ends with the most popular tricycle of 1868!