NationStates Jolt Archive


A Simple Message [ATTN: Juumanistra]

Allanea
11-07-2008, 16:09
Official Message from the President of the United States to the Congress and People of Juumanistra

Dear Juuman Friends!

It is well known that we had our differences in the past. But let us all remember – Allanea and Juumanistra are both on one side, and that is the side of individual liberty and the unalienable, God-given rights of all sapientkind.

As you know now, Allanea is becoming embroiled in yet another Trans-Havenic War – and this time, thank God, we can all agree on its nature. A true conflict of Good versus Evil, the liberal nations of the world versus the unbridled oppression of Doomani slavery.

I do not ask you to contribute your troops to the fight, or to shed a single drop of Juuman blood in this conflict, or to spend a dime of your money. I ask only that you accept the money of Allaneans – by rescinding on trade restrictions, and allowing for Juuman merchants to sell weapons and supplies to aid us in our struggle for freedom – and against the vermin that infest the ruling palaces of Urbs Doomanus.

Juumans, you may have misgivings about Allanea. But know this, too – Allanea may not be perfect, but she is good – and Doomingsland is evil. It is clear which side you should take on this one – the side of Freedom, Justice, Peace – and, incidentally, your own pocket.

Juumans, will you do the right thing?

Yours in Liberty,
Alexander Kirillovich Kazansky,
President of the United States.
Charlotte Ryberg
11-07-2008, 17:47
May I offer you a nuclear weapon or two? (Forgive me as the military has been privatized)