Uranium Reducing and Nucler Power Tech: Wanted
Penguinis Sapiens
08-07-2008, 22:25
Greetings: In our area of Antarctica, we have discovered Uranium, which we would like to reduce, and use for nuclear power. Now I know a lot of you are opposed to anything Nuclear, but we have little to no oil and coal reserves here, and all the water's frozen, so we can throw most of the conventional power setups out the window. Because we're in the arctic, there are long periods of sunlight, followed by long periods of darkness, making Solar Panels Undependable. Wind power relies completely on the wind, so it's not reliable either. That leaves Nuclear Power as our last resort.
As for Nuclear weapons, we will create 10 missiles, to use as a retaliatory strike if we're attacked first, and to deter attacks in the first place.
We will pay in gold, as your governments don't except fresh cod as money. Also, if you could train some of us in using said equipment, it would be appreciated.
Please, don't refrain from dealing with us just because we're penguins. We're intelligent. We have the same mental capability as the average human being, and we can speak English with the help of computers.
Sincerely,
Penguin Premier, Bob (You couldn't pronounce my real name, so I have taken the human name of Bob.)
Pan-Arab Barronia
08-07-2008, 22:27
OOC: See my sig for a link to Barronian Anbaric, state power corporation. Should provide to your needs.
OOC: I'm tempted to do for you what Dilbert's company did for the Elbonians when they wanted nukes (or was it lasers?). I'm sure you don't have any idea what I'm talking about though.
Penguinis Sapiens
08-07-2008, 22:39
((I've seen Dilbert, but I don't know about that. And The colony is in a rather isolated place, and it'd cost more to run the thousands of miles of cable from some other antarctican power station to the colony than to set up the power plant.
Belschaft
08-07-2008, 22:59
To: Penguin Premier Bob, Penguinis Sapiens
From: Hernan Drax, Foreign Minister, Belschaft
We would be delighted to provide you with the technology and training needed to establish nuclear power plants, and similarly the technology to construct nuclear weaponry. We have delt with each other in the past, and know each other to be reliable. In fact I bellieve we are curently negotiating to provide you with adapted military technology.
Yours sincerly,
Hernan Drax
OOC- check original thread, i'm still waiting for you to post
Cascade States
08-07-2008, 23:02
The Armed Republic of Cascade States as an Arms nation
has produced Nuclear powered ships for people,
so we have experience in the way of building small Nuclear power plants which
are self contained and easy to maintain.
We would be happy to sell you such devises if you'd like,
( we can send a number of them to supply your regional power needs )
and they are set up to be as safe as possible, and cannot be set to
"overload" as seen in movies.
As for Nuclear weapons, we are hesitant to sell them normally but I think in
this case we may relax our position on the matter.
What yield and range would you be looking for? ( how many warheads, how much kilotons per warhead )
We would be happy to take payment in Cod / gold, or maybe lower the cost
if we were allowed to have a small military out post on the edge of your nation?
Celdonia
08-07-2008, 23:03
Greetings Premier Bob,
Celdonia would be most interested on further discussions regarding your nuclear power industry and in the possibility of providing the assistance you require.
We offer fair payment for Uranium and a skills exchange program in return for a coastal land to facilitate a modest naval base.
Regards,
Sally Gitmo,
The Celdonian Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
Penguinis Sapiens
09-07-2008, 00:17
Transmission to Belschaft:
We accept your offer of Nuclear Power technology, but sincerely regret that someone has given us quite a good price for weapons tech. We don't want you to spend too much of your military budget on us, so we're getting our weapons from them.
Transmission to Cascade States:
We are looking for a Nuclear weapon with sufficient range and power to act as a deterrant, probably enough to wipe out a medium sized city. We don't know much about nukes, so use your best judgment for what a nation our size could maintain.
so use your best judgment for what a nation our size could maintain.
OOC: About a thimble of Uranium, if you're lucky. The general rule is nukes only over 100 million people...er...penguins.
Cascade States
09-07-2008, 00:43
we could provide some thing like
GLTCM ( ground launched Tomahawk Cruise missile )
with a range of roughly 1,500 miles and carries a 2,900 pound payload.
Which is like a 500 kiloton nuclear warhead.
It would cost about $ 10 million USD per missile ( plus nuclear warhead )
Or a Trident D-5 Sub launched ICBM which could carry;
( Eight ) 100 kiloton / 120 kiloton warheads
using MIRV warheads you can attack upto 8 different targets
at a range of about 4,600 miles
Each one costs about $ 39 million USD
You can load single warheads into Trident missiles, and have correspondingly
larger warheads.
We offer a wide range of Anti-ship, Anti-Air, and Anti-sub missiles which
can be Nuclear or conventional missiles.
WestPacifica Company Telegraph
Penguin Premier Bob,
While it seems that your nuclear needs are already taken care of, there are other technological opputunities to develop your colony that we can provide.
The Kiravian WestPacifica Trading Company is a leading supplier of national development goods. Some merchadise that we would like to draw your attention to in particular are Information Technology, Terraforming, and Aquacultural Technology.
Information technology proves a major boon to a nation's economy, granting buisnesses higher efficiency in completing managerial tasks, as well as monitoring production and even performing services. We sell high-quality data processors from world-class Kiravian IT firms such as Elektron, Synthos, and the Datanet Group. We can also arrange and ship industrial electronics, maritime computers, and specialty software from Kiravian manufacturers.
We take it that you live in a barren, glaciated wasteland. It's hard to build power plants on that, no? If you don't like the land you have, then make some! Or better, have us make it for you. Using electro-mineralisation and traditional dike-building techniques, we can reclaim up to 360% of your coastal area in ten years. Our geological technicions and Terrain Improvement Division can also level and de-boulder your existing territory for ease of construction.
Penguins do eat fish, of course. But how would you like not having to catch it yourselves? WestPacifica has an inventory of Aquacultural tanks, fish farming supplies, and temperature/algal regulators to begin modernising food production.
Please notify us if you're interested.