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Hi, i am looking for alliances.
i am now in war with Qanlance, he got 35 million i got 160 million.
I dont need real help of taking him down, but i want a alliance.
When i am in war you help me, when you are in war i help you.
I will use, when you are in war, my best force: The SS. SS stands for: special soldiers, they are more trained and with better weapons.
I am also looking for members in my region, so if you want to you can join.
Or you can make a new nation, and set in in my region, i will make a new one to and set in in your region.
hope to get contact and reply's soon!

my region is: Scottish empire.

Roef.
Scottish empire.

Ah, good luck with your war. I already enlisted in the TLK's army. Sorry!

That is Ok.
but maybe, we coud make a alliance between our nations.

Telegram from the Defense Ministry of the Republic of Mighty Cybertron

This matter has been forwarded the the Defense Ministry because we have some concerns with this attempt to forge an alliance. Before we would even consider forming an alliance with the Scottish Empire, we would like to know why you have gone to war with a smaller nation? Depending on the reason will decide whether the Republic of Mighty Cybertron befriends you or join a befriend Qanlance in order to come to its aid.

He called me a capitalist.
That is why i declared war.

He called me a capitalist.
That is why i declared war.

Telegram from the Defense Ministry of the Republic of Mighty Cybertron

We thank The Empire of Roef for their timely response. However, we consider your reason for war to be a weak cover to conquer a weaker nation. We dislike your designs to attack a smaller nation for territorial gains or for the purpose of merely fighting a war. As another nation smaller in population than The Empire of Roef, we see the danger of you moving onto The Republic of Cybertron if you manage to defeat The Constitutional Monarchy of Qanlance. Therefore, not only do we refuse to make an alliance with you, but we are negotiating a temporary military pact with The Constitutional Monarchy of Qanlance. Should the Qanlance government feel that your arm forces are threating to invade Qanlance, the Republic of Mighty will be sending a well armed expeditionary force to aid in Qanlance's defense and issue their own declaration of war upon The Empire of Roef. We highly recommend that you sue for peace before any blood has been shed.

Defense Minister Tank
Republic of Mighty Cybertron

i conquerd gibraltar, but because he called me a capitalist i declared war.
And, why woud i attack your country, i want peace. If he didnt called me that, i didnt attack. it is his own fold.

Telegram from the Defense Ministry of the Republic of Mighty Cybertron

We thank The Empire of Roef for their timely response. However, we consider your reason for war to be a weak cover to conquer a weaker nation. We dislike your designs to attack a smaller nation for territorial gains or for the purpose of merely fighting a war. As another nation smaller in population than The Empire of Roef, we see the danger of you moving onto The Republic of Cybertron if you manage to defeat The Constitutional Monarchy of Qanlance. Therefore, not only do we refuse to make an alliance with you, but we are negotiating a temporary military pact with The Constitutional Monarchy of Qanlance. Should the Qanlance government feel that your arm forces are threating to invade Qanlance, the Republic of Mighty will be sending a well armed expeditionary force to aid in Qanlance's defense and issue their own declaration of war upon The Empire of Roef. We highly recommend that you sue for peace before any blood has been shed.

Defense Minister Tank
Republic of Mighty Cybertron


My population is higer by the way. I coud defeat you, i dont want to.
but if i must...

My population is higer by the way. I coud defeat you, i dont want to.
but if i must...

Telegram from the Defense Ministry of the Republic of Mighty Cybertron

We admit that the population of The Empire of Roef is large than the Republic of Mighty Cybertron by itself. However, the population of Mighty Cybertron plus the populaton of The Constitutional Monarchy of Qanlance change the ratio from 9/23 to that of 7/11. While the Empire of Roef is still large our combined population brings us a lot close. Plus, numbers alone do not win a battle or a war. Qanlance has the advantage of defending their home ground. They will know the land vastly better they your generals or admirals ever would. If you were to divide your forces to attack both Qanlance and Mighty Cybertron simultaneously then we would have the full might of our armed forces verse half of yours. The odds would be closer and we would have a good shot of destroying your half an army let alone defeating it. Should you concentrate on one nation at a time, we could send small portions of our armed forces to have a united front against you. Together, even if you defeat us in battle the forces of Qanlance and Mighty Cybertron would make you pay a heavy price for each step of ground you gain. Your "victory" would be reduced to a hollow one. Thus, we are not scare of a fight.

At the same time, we would also like o avoid a fight. Nothing has been armed so far except your nation got called a name. Ever hear the old saying "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names can never hurt me?" Plus, you are just using this name calling excuse as means to go to war. You just wanted a war and to conquer! Shameful. Mighty Cybertron does not want a war, yet should our nation be threatened or are fellow nation of Qanlance be invade we will do what we must. Again no blood has been shed yet. We urge you to call of this needless conflict before it starts,

Defense Minister Tank
Republic of Mighty Cybertron

He called me a capitalist.
That is why i declared war.

you start a war over bring called a capitalist, that just sad and poor

an another thing Mighty Cybertron this is Gameplay Not a Roll Playing Fourm

Telegram from the Defense Ministry of the Republic of Mighty Cybertron

We admit that the population of The Empire of Roef is large than the Republic of Mighty Cybertron by itself. However, the population of Mighty Cybertron plus the populaton of The Constitutional Monarchy of Qanlance change the ratio from 9/23 to that of 7/11. While the Empire of Roef is still large our combined population brings us a lot close. Plus, numbers alone do not win a battle or a war. Qanlance has the advantage of defending their home ground. They will know the land vastly better they your generals or admirals ever would. If you were to divide your forces to attack both Qanlance and Mighty Cybertron simultaneously then we would have the full might of our armed forces verse half of yours. The odds would be closer and we would have a good shot of destroying your half an army let alone defeating it. Should you concentrate on one nation at a time, we could send small portions of our armed forces to have a united front against you. Together, even if you defeat us in battle the forces of Qanlance and Mighty Cybertron would make you pay a heavy price for each step of ground you gain. Your "victory" would be reduced to a hollow one. Thus, we are not scare of a fight.

At the same time, we would also like o avoid a fight. Nothing has been armed so far except your nation got called a name. Ever hear the old saying "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names can never hurt me?" Plus, you are just using this name calling excuse as means to go to war. You just wanted a war and to conquer! Shameful. Mighty Cybertron does not want a war, yet should our nation be threatened or are fellow nation of Qanlance be invade we will do what we must. Again no blood has been shed yet. We urge you to call of this needless conflict before it starts,

Defense Minister Tank
Republic of Mighty Cybertron


yea what you want, but i am larger than you are, and i won the war in gibraltar. i dont need to fight against 2 now, because i dont want war with you. But if you realy want to fight me, i will fight you.
I am not looking for wars now, i just ended one, i won one.
So, dont say you can defeat me, and i am not planning to set any footsteps on your nation.

an another thing Mighty Cybertron this is Gameplay Not a Roll Playing Fourm

What he said. Gameplay is for queries about the game; the role-playing forums are about events happening in your nation or about the people in your nation.

Roef started his thread off in the right place. Mighty Cybertron, you turned it into a roleplay.

I don't have time to split the threads, so Roef, you're welcome to repeat your request for alliances/region advertisement in Gameplay, and Mighty Cybertron, you're welcome to see what happens to this as a roleplay.

Your "victory" would be reduced to a hollow one. Thus, we are not scare of a fight.


OOC: Not at the moment you're not, but if Roef does get some allies, say, about the same size as my nation or bigger, i get the feeling you might then

BTW, you misspelled Scared. You put a d on the end. ;)

As far as i can see, Mighty Cybertron, you're spoiling for a fight more than Roef is.

And Roef, why have you made a second thread concerning you wanting an alliance in the same sub-forum?

Yes, but do anyone want an alliance?
That is why i started this thread.

Yes, but do anyone want an alliance?
That is why i started this thread.

OOC: And why you started the other one, i presume.

Yes. Do you want an alliance or not? i am just looking for one.

OOC: All in all, this thread isn't good.

The best advice i can say is that MC is partially right. You're simply going to war because someone called you "Capitalist". If he/she assassinated your leader, or nuked a small town, that's reason to go to war.

If you really want an alliance, don't make threads saying "I want an alliance". Take part in some RP threads, get to know other players, establish embassies etc. Maybe once people know you a bit better, they'll be more willing to form an alliance.

For starters, establish an embassy in my nation. Follow the link in my Signature.

Note, this does not constitute an alliance, simply an opening of diplomacy between Roef and Ustio.

Yes, i know.
I am meeting new players in NS now.
But still i am looking here, maybe somebody want a alliance.

OOC: Jeez, i hate to be brutally honest with you, but chances are no-one cares about your war with Qualance. To me it seems incredibly childish, invading them because they called you "Capitalist"

Is Qualance even a forum member? Because i've never seen them post anywhere, and wars are fought on the forums.

Yes, and i got my way to fight, he uses it to. That is on the regions.
You talk in your region, you say there what you attack, and that kind of stuff.
That is the way i fight, and how more people fight there wars.

But the thing is, i am looking for alliances. Do anybody want to form one?

http://www.fahnenversand.de/fotw/images/s/su)ru.gif



The Kingdom of the United Government

We the people of The United Government would like to have
an Alliance with Roef as along as you answer one question
that wil be telegramed to you




Signed,

President, Wiiliam R. Harvord
Secratry of Defense, R.D. Cosay

Shouldn't this be in the Gameplay forum or something?

Also, I read the Scottish Empire Civil Headquarters thing, it's just him RPing an invasion of the United States by himself, making random messages saying "OH WE WON THIS", along with announcements of laws against US citizens and military developements far beyond his nation's capability (50 million SS soldiers, et cetera, on an Imploded economy). Nobody else is RPing with him.

I beg you pardon? 50 million? i woud love to have that but no.
Still, most of the man in my nation, are going to fight for me, they all are willing to die for me, so i think that is good. But 50 million? no...

Thank you for the further information, GWO.

Christ, is this still going?

I would be most happy to establish an alliance between all of my nations please come and establish a new country. I am in West Seacombe then you will be in a region with over 5bln population.

You blubbering idiots. Population doesnt win a war. It depends how MUCH there is of the population. In my old war threads the only reason population was involved is to see how many civilians i would kill, 0r save. And who really cares that he called you capitalist. Just to show you, Ill call you capitalist....
East Ying: Hey capitalist, your capitalist humm de doo
That is the lamest excuse i ever heard. when I saw your excuse for war, I laughed myself off the seat i am sitting on. Cybertron, that guy is right. This isn't RP. Thats my criticsm

I would be most happy to establish an alliance between all of my nations please come and establish a new country. I am in West Seacombe then you will be in a region with over 5bln population.

Yes, but remember that i am not going to move Roef to a other region.

OOC: It's all rather funny, in a disturbing sort of way.

IC: Not interested in getting involved in a Godmodding contest

OOC: It's all rather funny, in a disturbing sort of way.



Well, i an happy to make you laugh. :)

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Official Piccavian Communiqué

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Office of the Foreign Minister
04 Regierungstaße
Helvetia, Piccavia A113 HV0

To the nation of Roef:

The Federal Commonwealth would love to form an alliance with your insignificant, weak, and, by all accounts, pathetic nation. Unfortunately, the entire Piccavian parliament broke their ribs laughing hysterically at your request, and unfortunately cannot sign the necessary paperwork to engage in such an alliance.

Yes, but i dont really care. And if you send something like this again, i will declare war or send troops to attack.

The government of Salzland wishes to bet $5 on The Federal Republic of Piccavia winning, should hostilities erupt.

TO: Scottish Empire
FROM: Imperial Kingdom of Lynion, King Xiahou.

The Kingdom of Lynion wishes to put forward an alliance deal with the Scottish Empire. Anything specific you want, please respond and state what you require.

We believe Roef is a small and tiny nation and it's military is made up of men with nerf guns. Zsckaroth loves nerf guns but nerf guns do win wars. Guns that look like nerf guns and spray horrible diease spreading acid win wars...most of the time.


Aimless von Strangaild, High Leader of Zackaroth.

TO: Scottish Empire
FROM: Imperial Kingdom of Lynion, King Xiahou.

The Kingdom of Lynion wishes to put forward an alliance deal with the Scottish Empire. Anything specific you want, please respond and state what you require.

Yes, i sended a massage.

Yes, but i dont really care. And if you send something like this again, i will declare war or send troops to attack.

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Official Piccavian Communiqué

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Office of the Foreign Minister
04 Regierungstaße
Helvetia, Piccavia A113 HV0

To the nation of Roef:

Congratulations, you killed a Member of Parliament who laughed too hard at your feeble threats. Roef does not inspire fear in Piccavia; in fact, the only thing Roef inspires in Piccavia is amusement and pity.

On second thought, the Armed Republic of Salzland wishes to place a $10 wager on Piccavia winning

Hi, i am looking for alliances.
i am now in war with Qanlance, he got 35 million i got 160 million.
I dont need real help of taking him down, but i want a alliance.
When i am in war you help me, when you are in war i help you.
I will use, when you are in war, my best force: The SS. SS stands for: special soldiers, they are more trained and with better weapons.
I am also looking for members in my region, so if you want to you can join.
Or you can make a new nation, and set in in my region, i will make a new one to and set in in your region.
hope to get contact and reply's soon!

my region is: Scottish empire.

Roef.
Scottish empire.

He called me a capitalist.
That is why i declared war.

The Allied States of Gun Manufacturers wishes to negotiate a limited trade agreement with your fine Capitalist nation. Please send any information about any Roefian companies that wish to import their products to our nation, and we will see if the products are something our citizens will want. We will start gathering information for you on ASoGM companies that wish to expand their markets to your nation. Hopefully we can put some hefty profits into your companies pockets, while doing the same with our companies.

The Confederate Republic wishes to put $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000....... on Roef winning.

Seconded.

The Confederate Republic wishes to put $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000....... on Roef winning.

Official Reply from the ASoGM

Winning what? Monopoly, Risk, Axis and Allies, etc? And against who?

Official Reply from the ASoGM

Winning what? Monopoly, Risk, Axis and Allies, etc? And against who?

OOC: Read the thread, dur.

For the record they will be Zimbanwean Dollars.

OOC: Read the thread, dur.

OOC: I have. But since Belschaft could be talking about Roef's war against Qanlance, or Roef's threat of war against Piccavia (to which Salzland said he would wager money on Piccavia), I'm not sure what Belshaft is referring to. That's why I made a humorous post with the questions I had.

DUR!

For the record they will be Zimbanwean Dollars.

OOC: They'll bounce back!

For the record they will be Zimbanwean Dollars.

That's what, ten bucks?

:eek: OMG, I went there!

For the record they will be Zimbanwean Dollars.

Seconded.

A bit less by my maths - maybe 9 and a half.

Note - Insulting Zimbabwe or Mugabe works best when listening to 'Rule Britania'

A bit less by my maths - maybe 9 and a half.

Note - Insulting Zimbabwe or Mugabe works best when listening to 'Rule Britania'

...

Seconded.

Snippity doo da

It is a rather flimsy reason, and as such makes me believe that it was simply because the offending nation was smaller than you. Therefore...

*ahem* The Grand Empire of the Void and Her Armies officially state that Roef is a capitalist.
So, can I shoot you now?

It is a rather flimsy reason, and as such makes me believe that it was simply because the offending nation was smaller than you. Therefore...

*ahem* The Grand Empire of the Void and Her Armies officially state that Roef is a capitalist.
So, can I shoot you now?


No you cannot. You may however insult him, and/or Zimbabwe.

rofl. Ok......Before this detiorated so badly, and I found out about the story, I would have said to place diplomts in eachothers countries that type of thing. Now I am laughing to hard to do so. Ill put $-5 dollars on Roef winning

IC: To: Roef (too lazy to put down the full name)

We were planning to request diplomatic capabilities within your nation, but our Kolitburo laughed itself into a comma. We are currently attempting to revive them, but we have become quite annoyed with this. Because we currently are leaderless for the time being, and if the Kolitburo found this that stupid, we will not be asking for any diplomatic abilities. Thank you.

The Pizza delivery guy

Or gaze in awe at his beautiful Capitalist ways.

Remember to tilt your head.

Are those Zim dollars? They better be.....

me? the negative was purpose. *gazes in awe.....*ZZZZZZZ

I bet 67,574,467,433,345,643,654,246,879,241,445,782,357,362,444,322,758,245,321,543,212,863,666,666,666,6 66,666,891,359,321,123,999,911,001 North Korean Won on myself winning in a moral sense.

How much is that in real money? And for the record insulting Noth Korea works best when listening to 'Team America, Fuck Yeah!'

rofl. YOU CAN'T BET ON YOURSELF DUMBO! *just joking lol* how many people laughed at my message?

How much is that in real money? And for the record insulting Noth Korea works best when listening to 'Team America, Fuck Yeah!'

Even though that song is supposed to be ironic. The Americans don't seem to get that. Hehe...

According to my calcualtions it is exactly...

A lot.

This has just become one big ol' OOC thread of lols.

And I love it.

lol. americans don't get much that goes to them. It goes to their heads. But then, the same thing for quite a few of us canucks...*cries*

rofl. YOU CAN'T BET ON YOURSELF DUMBO! *just joking lol* how many people laughed at my message?

Zero. ¬

so do i :) go ooc thread go!

*kicks bel in the crotch* I hate you! *cries* I'm sorry man! *snuffle*

Rolls up in pain, clutching at ruined crotch. Plot's revenge on Daiwiz.

*Uses barrel of loaded AK-47 as a Kebab skewer*

mmmmm kebabs

The Allied States of Gun Manufacturers wishes to negotiate a limited trade agreement with your fine Capitalist nation. Please send any information about any Roefian companies that wish to import their products to our nation, and we will see if the products are something our citizens will want. We will start gathering information for you on ASoGM companies that wish to expand their markets to your nation. Hopefully we can put some hefty profits into your companies pockets, while doing the same with our companies.

Yea ok. I think inporting stuff to your nation is good. If i get something in return.

Yes, but i dont really care. And if you send something like this again, i will declare war or send troops to attack.

*Laughs At Roef's Threat*


The government of Salzland wishes to bet $5 on The Federal Republic of Piccavia winning, should hostilities erupt.

OOC: You got odds on that? I'll put $5 on too.

*Laughs At Roef's Threat*




OOC: You got odds on that? I'll put $5 on too.

Dude, shut up.

*Laughs At Roef's Threat*




OOC: You got odds on that? I'll put $5 on too.

Yeah, but it's pretty close to a 1:1 payout, so it's the safe bet.

But hey, money's money.

Edit: Forgot the rampant Godmoding, maybe make it 1:5 payout instead. It's 1:1 if it's a fair fight. 1:2 if Piccavia just up and quits after the Godmodding

Dude, shut up.

Hmm... No.

You seem to forget/unaware of how NS works. Invade Piccavia, and chances are everyone else posting here will invade you

You seem to forget/unaware of how NS works. Invade Piccavia, and chances are everyone else posting here will invade you

And/or run straight to their bookie.

And/or run straight to their bookie.

I already did :)

And/or run straight to their bookie.

:salute:

You rang?

:salute:

You rang?

Heh, you ought to make this a permanent job: NS's resident Bookie ;)

I like the sound of that... consider it done

i Like The Sound Of That... Consider It Done

:) -----

lol. HEIL SALZLAND! :salute:

Hmm... No.

You seem to forget/unaware of how NS works. Invade Piccavia, and chances are everyone else posting here will invade you

Nah, i dont think that if i attack anyone, everybody else will attack me.

I would....

OOC: If you attack Piccavvia I would have to beat you over the head with a hammer.

Telegraphics Department of the Office of Mr. Michael Richardson

Dear Roefian Mastermind,

You are brilliant! I have never seen such comic genuis in the entirety of my life, how amazing. The war on Piccavvia part was the funniest. Wait, my aid came and informed me those are real threats and not jokes..... Add one more to your murderous list you demons! My aid, after reading your threats, went into shock and there after into cardiac arrest due to the sheer stupidity and humour of your nation's military. If the stream of laughs would cease I would get up and talk to my president, from there declaring war on your pathetic nation and running it over like a bull to a Spainard.

Yours truly,

The Rt. Hon. Sir Michael Richardson
Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Imperial Republic of Greston

Message to New Greston

We accidently picked up your message, as our janitor was fiddling with his MP3 radio. We would like to inform you that we are in the same problematic state, as the Kolitburo has laughed itself into a coma. We would wish to take part in this attack, should it happen, so as to kill this thing for doing so.

A random school kid

Roef, if you're going to invade, just do it already so that 500 other nations can invade you. I'm getting bored over here.

same here hehe

Yeah, honestly, get this over with so I can get my cut already. Sheesh

yeah i could use s9ome of his resouces :D

Yeah, if he can support 50 million troops, thousands of tanks and thousands of ships with a defense budget of $8 million (Universal Dollars), I'd like to know what exactly he's mining there.

agreed. Can't be money trees :'(

Tiberium maybe?

Nah, i dont think that if i attack anyone, everybody else will attack me.


OOC: If you attack Piccavvia I would have to beat you over the head with a hammer.

Telegraphics Department of the Office of Mr. Michael Richardson

Dear Roefian Mastermind,

You are brilliant! I have never seen such comic genuis in the entirety of my life, how amazing. The war on Piccavvia part was the funniest. Wait, my aid came and informed me those are real threats and not jokes..... Add one more to your murderous list you demons! My aid, after reading your threats, went into shock and there after into cardiac arrest due to the sheer stupidity and humour of your nation's military. If the stream of laughs would cease I would get up and talk to my president, from there declaring war on your pathetic nation and running it over like a bull to a Spainard.

Yours truly,

The Rt. Hon. Sir Michael Richardson
Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Imperial Republic of Greston

I rest my case.

yeah thatd prove your point.

Alright, i am not going to attack at all man!

damn lulz

That means everybody gets refunds... and I don't get paid :(

damnit

Alright, i am not going to attack at all man!

OOC: Epic fail. Come on, you know you want to attack me. Do it!

OOC: Epic fail. Come on, you know you want to attack me. Do it!

OOC: Don't bait him, as it's unlikely that he will now.

There's actual wars in this game?

Quick everyone, we got reported to the Mods! Everybody post at double speed!

OOC: Epic fail. Come on, you know you want to attack me. Do it!

I know i dont want to. Come on, dont be so annoying.

yes sah! *posts at triple speed*

Yea ok. I think inporting stuff to your nation is good. If i get something in return.

As I said, we will need a list of what your companies would be interested in importing to our nation. As to what ASoGM companies wish to export products to your nation, ASoil is interested in setting up a contracted purchasing agreement to supply your nation with crude oil.

Quick everyone, we got reported to the Mods! Everybody post at double speed!

How's about taking a hint at double speed, instead? Kat told you not to spam in the Moderation forum, I'm telling you not to spam here.

Daiwiz, this "hint" is directed at you, too.

Ok. I'm sorry again. :(

You may be happy to know I have found a more positive location to Spam - the SSA.


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aaawwww. ok then. God s angry at me *since you guys are gods on the forums* Ill stop

Who is a god at the forum?

The mod's. We must obey them or they will smite us.

(This isn't Spam, I'm awnsering Roef's question)