NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings:

Recently, the United Socialist States of Penguin Protection has been trying to create a better, faster reproducing Penguin due to an outbreak of poaching. However, the experiment went wrong. The computers controlling the chemicals in the cloning tank glitched. This seems to have caused the penguins to develop sentience. However, there is nothing to be alarmed about. Nothing at all. Everything is fine. Help me!

The announcer suddenly disappears below the desk, and there is a flurry of thudding noises. A penguin sticks its head above the desk, looks around, and the broadcast ceases.

Official Communique to Penguin Warlords

We will aid you in your revolt against your human oppressors. Simply state what you require for independence and we shall do our best to grant it to you.

Text Transmission to Corbournne:

we sare tjhe pingins!@ we der,masnd ewapons thsat wee can oosse!~ excoose our speling.

the pingins

ooc: i dun usually do MT i tried and failed but INTELLIMAGENT PENGUINS how can i resist
Transmission to United Socialist States of Penguin Protection,
We have recived your message about your problem and ten teams of 20 crack pochers are ready to be dispatched to help you with your problems.

Transmission to Kewen, by hostage.

A rather battered looking announcer appears on the screen.
"Ahem. The penguins refuse. They say that... Erm... Do I HAVE to say this?" The announcer looks down behind the desk, and is promptly poked in the eye with a rifle. Rubbing the eye, he continues talking. "You are cod droppings. What? Cod don't even have droppings!" There is a loud bang, and the announcer falls over, a bullet-hole in his back. Squawks are heard, and the screen dissolves to static.

ooc: Kewen to the rescue.
IC
After the reply was heard the teams where sent anyway along with the 1st 2nd and 4th Infantry Paratrooper Divisions(1000 troops per) which were sent to secure the Nations Capital for futher relief efforts severl Fighters made bombing runs on SAM sites paving the way for the Transport and also targeted any penguin run facilities they could see.

By then, The Penguin runs were deserted, and the penguins were in the capitol building. They had occupied the president's office, and were attempting to use the PA system. Squawks echoed through the city.

OOC: Aw, don't wipe the penguins out, this is too amusing! Go Penguins! XD

Greetings:

Recently, the United Socialist States of Penguin Protection has been trying to create a better, faster reproducing Penguin due to an outbreak of poaching. However, the experiment went wrong. The computers controlling the chemicals in the cloning tank glitched. This seems to have caused the penguins to develop sentience. However, there is nothing to be alarmed about. Nothing at all. Everything is fine. Help me!

The announcer suddenly disappears below the desk, and there is a flurry of thudding noises. A penguin sticks its head above the desk, looks around, and the broadcast ceases.

OOC:This is definately going on the list of disasters in the Survival contest :D

Official Communique to Penguin Warlords

A shipment of ten thousand AY-142 assault rifles are on their way to you.

OOC: I found a movie the OP can use (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AN5KpUecBs&feature=related) :D

OOC- Most assome movie EVER!!!!!!


IC-

Official Message from Belschaft Foreign Office

Belschaft would like to take this opurtunity to congratulate the Penguins on their new found freedom and would be delighted to open diplomatic and economic contact. We believe that in the post war Independant Republic of Pingustan, or whatever you choose to rename your nation there will be a need for our services. For example we can provide high quality technology, adapted for the use of the disabled. We believe that you, lacking fingers, will be able to use these products, ranging from computers, to scisors to thermo-nuclear weapons.

((That's great, except for the laser eyes.))

OOC: I found a movie the OP can use (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AN5KpUecBs&feature=related) :D

OOC: I am actually scared of penguins after watching that!

Transmission to Belschaft Foreign Office:

much ngratyitude. pleaswe send computers siooinestt;l tjhey wi98ll heop us c0o9kmunicat5e.

pingin overlord

((Believe it or not, I just accomplish the penguin typing by typing with my fists, my middle knuckle sticking out slightly.))


Universal broadcast from a Pirate Station:

What appears to be a basement appears on the screen, fuzzy with static "Help! One of the Penguins found a prototype laser weapon! One of our military squads sent in the following video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AN5KpUecBs&feature=related ((ignore the part after the killer penguins))" There is a loud thudding at the door, which breaks down, releasing a flood of penguins. Blood spatters the lens, accompanied by screams. A penguin appears in the screen, squawks, and dives for the camera, which clatters to the floor, giving a nice view of bloody penguin feet. A penguin head appears, and speeds toward the lens, which shatters. The screen dissolves into Static.

To: Penguin Warlord
From: Hernan Drax, Belschaft Minister of Foreign Affairs


Excellent. If you can provide us with a secure airfield we will send a shipment of computers adapted for the diferently abled. Payment can be negotiated later, preferably in goverment contracts inside your new nation.

Transmission to Hernan Drax:

exellecentr. plesse land om the mairstrip out6side of the maion cluster of buildingasz. the4re w3ill bee an eemiszrrey w3aiting.

The Belschaft transport plane landed with a slight jolt at the runway, before taxing over to the main terminal. As it pulled to a stop the rear ramp opened, and the side doors, and a dozen or so Belschaft soldiers spread out around the plane. A moment later a man in a suit and great coat quickly walked out of the right door and steped onto the ground, looking around the area for any Penguins.

Greal cannot send any troops right now, but we are interested in sending one hundred crack poachers.

To: Greal, Kewen
From: Belschaft

The Confederate Republic wishes to state we would look disaprovingly on any actions taken against our Penguin allies to the north. Should a foreign power make a foolish decison then we would find ourselves forced to intervene.

A penguin walked out of the whirling snowstorm, and looked at the envoy from Belschaft. It cocked its head, and squawked.

((And just so you know, we're in Antarctica.))

Encrypted Message to the Penguins

Look Incorporated is willing to send arms and troops to help gain your independence.

The Armed Republic of Cascade States,
Has taken an keen interest in the Incident,
We wish to Broker a peace treaty with the New penguin Government,
And the Surviving Humans.

Do both parties accept?

Because it's soo hilarious!

Joseph Steed looked at the Penguin curiously. When his boss, the Foreign Minister, ordered him to go to a foreign country to sell computers to Penguins he'd thought he'd gone mad. But maybe there was some truth in it. Walking towards the penguin he wondered what the hell to do. Sighing he made first contact.

"Do you speak english by any chance?"

We will protect the Soverignity of a Fellow nation but if it fils then, we will recognise his new state but un till then.. all troops initiate plan bravo.

At that moment 160 Military transport planes deployied paratroopers over the Main city and three Ac-130 gunships were rready to provide support, tho th gun ships were out dated the guns they were carrying were still quite effective. The troops had orders to rescure all civillians and bring them to a easily defended area for evac.

Message to Look inc: thank hyou bnut we nmhaave ity undur mcontr0ol.

Message to Cascade States: never~! we spit o n yur treay1 there shnall be no peace untikl himnand admit we ar better1 and all himans are bisi now.

The penguin turned its head, looked at Joseph with one eye, than the other. It disappeared into the snow, and returned carrying one of the speech devices used by paralyzed people. It poked several buttons, and a flat metallic voice said "We cannot speak, but we can write but not spell very well."

Meanwhile, Flak fire could be heard bursting in the sky, filling it with black clouds as airplanes screamed overhead. The penguin pushed several more buttons. "Come. Let us retreat to my office. It is safer there." It turned around, and waddled toward the capitol building, which was surrounded by a crowd of squawking penguins which quieted slightly, and made an aisle through their midst.

A few planes were shot out of the sky crashing spectaculry someplace, the Ac-130's began raining fire down upon the flak batteries and the Troops landed 1345 in all,
"Go go go go go!," screamed a seargent "We aint being paid by the hour!" he added
"Chea we wish" retorted someone from oen of the forming colums

"Now, we go in take the civilians shoot the fish and come back out?"
"no problems good MARCH shoot any pegniuns on sight" with his order the troops began fanning out into the city.

Joseph Steed folowed the Penguin, acompnied by four soldiers. Turning to one asked -

"Captain? What the hell is going on."

"Kewen's attacking. I'd have thought you'd have known, considering your boss supposedly was trying to warn them not to."

"Really. This is not civillised. Could they not attack after we've been?"

Seeing a group of Kewen troops down the street, the penguin produced a grenade from someplace, and looked at the troops again. "Excuse me." It pulled the pin, and lobbed the grenade at the troop's feet. "Now, where were we? Oh yes. My office. Please ignore the barbarians." The penguin continued on toward the capitol building as another force of penguins slid past on their stomachs, various weapons slung across their backs. A fireball went up about 1000 feet away as one of the flak batteries went up, but eager if not well aimed shots with RPGs took its place.

OOC- Be back in ten-ish hours - reason: sleeping

"GRENADE" yelled a trooper and everyone ducked for cover except for some spaish guy name edwardo who ran at the grenade.

"Hiya!" he yelled as he kicked it and it sailed away before exploding someplace else. a few more thousand troopers landed in the city and they began fanning out seraching for civillians where they would bring to the edge of the city and be airlifted some place safe.

The Emperor was drinking his morning tea when he heard of the penguin uprising. Upon hearing news of it he simply laughed about the sheer concept of a bunch of clumsy penguins daring to challenge the might of God's Chosen species, the Human race. Yet, he decided to read on and at the same time ordered his servants to begin a inquiry as to what, exactly, was occuring.

After a couple of hours his servants had returned with reports from the defense ministry and from the Imperial spies services. The reports confirmed the stories of penguins killing large numbers of human, people who had done nothing to threaten the penguins as a whole. Due to this reason the Emperor, Ingolf III, demanded that a real time communication line be opened with the penguine leader, with the first message being delayed till the penguine answered it.

Imperial Message

It has come to my attention that you and your kin are currently responsible for an ongoning genocide of the native human population of your nation, who are the rightful rulers of the land anyway.

Thus I am forced to issue a cease and desist order, that demands that your kind cease in its attempt to wipe out the human population of your nation. However, if you decide not to comply to my, and my nation's demands in turn, my Empire will have to respond by sending our armed forces to quickly put an end to the genocide of the rightful human rulers of the land that your attempting to take from them.

Emperor Ingolf III.

((Thousand? Awww...))

Meanwhile, Penguins had managed to get the city's defense network online. It was very simple. On most street-corners was a gatling gun turret, mounted on the roof of a building. It fired many varieties of rounds. Interspersed were grenade and missile launchers. Central control had become Chaos. At least the humans would have thought of it that way. There were papers everywhere, the floor was scattered with dirt, and the room was quite full of penguins, several standing on the control panels. Quickly, they designated the Kewen troops as targets, and the network opened up with all it had.

Transmisssion to the Scandinvin Empire:

do you have many nidea whaat it['s like to be a currency? we didn't klikre it. we wre here firsrt. deal witrh i5t. The complimentr5aerey bunkr buster missile whichn will be usw3edd if you atrtemp5t t5o srtop iosm freer.

pingin overlo4rd

quicjly the troops fdived for cover into many of the buildings which one of the techies came along and tried to hack a turret to find the location of what was controlling this turret, the AC-130's safe from the very poor RPG shots fired at the powerplants to shut of any penguin resistance.

Sadly for the Techie, the gatling turret didn't like being hacked. It targeted him at point blank range, and opened up with depeleted Uranium. Meanwhile, A text message arrived at the Gunship.

are yoiu insane? thnose are nuclear poweweer plants!

( I've received permission from the Head of the Thread )

IC: The message from the New " Penguin Government was received by the

Cascade States Foreign department,
It was handed to the head of the department.

He looked it over and then headed to the House of the Benevolent Dictator,
Once delivered to Our head of States He was furious.

" They said WHAT?... We'll show those little EGG LAYERS!,"

"Where is this place anyway?!"

It took some time for his aids to bring up a satalite map of the region and the
war zone going on.

He looked over the map, the resolution of the images allowed troops to
be seen as dark blurs but the aircraft and vehicles were clearly visible.

" Find out who's helping those people, then begin immediate negotiations with them. I want to coordinate our forces.,"

the Benevolent Dictator hit a button on his desk and ordered His Heads of
each military branch, and intelligence to meet in his office in One Hour

______message to the penguin overlord

We here at The United Sociliast States of Daiwiz, wish for you to stop this genocide. We wish to assist the Kewen armed forces in rescuing the civilian population. We shall not open fire on your forces, unless provoked. If we are allowed to intervene, then please respond as soon as possible. Don't worry about bad spelling, as your flippers are obviously different, from human hands, which the keyboards were made for. We are also used to people who don't speak good english, and so can understand you. If you swear to cease all hostilities to the former owners of the USSPP, we shall open trade with you, and evacuate the civilians. We have a powerful trout market, and if you are interested in said fish, we can begin trading you these, for whatever you have to barter. We can also supply you a few small arms, and training. If there is anything you require, then please let us know. If you do not comply with the afore mentioned demands, we shall be forced to invade your new country, free of charge. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Kolitburo, Graith Dr'klow

OOC: penguin this is brilliant. nice giving reasons for the uprising, and how they got so smart. wonder how long it will be till penguins rule the world....anyways. Maybe i should send an army of genetically modified seals to your assistance.....

To keep all these genetically modified creatures in check

Transmission to the Daiwiz Kolitburo:


we5 have severalk demasnds for the re4leaqse off mtjjhhe humens..
1. penguinmnmsz are mnot cur4rncy
2. we wanft our own territory
3 we swant trfama andsx damaaaaaaagdes pay
\4 we wantf Azsszsizstance to bb come our oaswn natfion.
5 ewqee wantr things tro letf uss play a pAdt in thde world. weapons, computers, mvvehicles, detcc.

6. we aswantr to be rfde covgnized as beinvgzas equal to or betrrf gthan hmansxz.

tat is all.,


pingijn ovurlord

OOC: well with all the silliness of this, we could make it happen....with a little IMAAAAAGINATION! i will continue research into this area

To keep all these genetically modified creatures in check

OOC: Why do you need a nation who's language is unpronounceable?

((The Penguins know english, they just can't speak it. And their spelling isn't too good. YOU try typing with your fists. That's basically how I got their messages done.

OOC: Why do you need a nation who's language is unpronounceable?

My nation?

The Armed Republic of Cascade States speaks English,
(as well as several other languages, we supported multi-lingualism in our nation )

I think I am at a Disadvantage here CM,
could you elaborate?

If you are referring to the Killer Whale thing, that was merely a humorous suggestion. Not intended to be regarded as something we were planning.

No I totally understand why the spelling is bad,
( The anti-penguin remarks are merely the opinion of our head of state, )

I think it's brilliant that you've done the irregular spelling thing,

What about them using their beaks to peck at the keys?
That would help them alot maybe.

((They tried that. Resulted in damaged keyboards. And I was talking to CM.))

The word came down after a short meeting,

The Cascade States Surface Navy would send the a group of ships to assist
in removing the Human survivors and stop the war.
The Air force and Army would be ready in three days to start an offensive.
It would take about Ten days for the Naval vessels to leave their port in
Seattle Washington to reach the refueling base on the Coast of The Boarder Lands of Lucerners, ( an ally we have ).

A day to gather supplies and load troops and supplies.

We are sending:
Dise Dekka Berta, a 54,000 ton Armed Cargo ship, and her escorts,
( 1 ) 10,000ton fuel ship, ( 2 ) 5,000 ton escorts, ( 4 ) Surveillance Sonar ships
( 6 ) 20ton fast attack / Anti-sub boats,

They will meet up with recon vessels who are Moving now from from the
Lucerners Naval base we have ( Chilean Region ) as well as some AEW
planes, ( 1 ) KC--135R will begin flying 100 miles of the Coast of the Penguin
contested nation.

______message to the penguins

We at TUSSD comply with your demands, if you comply with ours. We shall open trade, and send weapons that have been modified to your ports. This may take awhile, as you are in antarctica. We shall begin evacuation of the humans at once, and shall attempt to get other nations to reason with you. If we show up in parkas, carrying spears, do not be alarmed. We have been experimenting with geneticaly modified polar bears, and the scientists in charge of this project, would be best to meet with you. We also have a nut, eeerrr, linguist who speaks penguin, and she shall be dispatched to assist you with diplomacy. We shall also begin modifying current weapon, and vehicle designs, so as to suit your stature, abilities, and knowledge. We would wish that we be allowed a diplomatic presence in your nation, and we shall allow your presence in ours. We would also like to suggest a name for your new race, as you are superior to the other penguins around antarctica. Pingus may be a good name, along with Pingustan, or Pinguana. Please reply at the soonest possible time. Also, as a side note, do you like trout?

Kolitburo, Graith Dr'klow

The port of Kraitcardanm

The transport ship Marnsk was taking on supplies for the trip to the former USSPP. For protection, a force of five new M1A2 Abrams were being loaded, 10 M3A3 Bradleys, and 100 armed troops. Also was the linguist, 100 pounds of trout, a diplomat, and aid workers to assist the refugees. Unbeknownst to most, experimental polar bears, and walruses, with their Inuit handlers, were also being placed on board, just in case. They would be there within 24 hours. ((RL time as well))

OOC: this is brilliant. my dad laughed so hard he had to stop reading for a few seconds. We will use force in the form of the polar bears if you don't comply with demands rofl. don't know how the PBs will react. might i suggest cast iron keyboards? also the parka ppl are inuits (eskimos is an incorrect name)

Transmission to Daiwiz:

wer accept. humans can keep tjhis mplace, w2e4'll mov3. swnd refrtigerated tankers.

polar beas can eat a grenasddee.

and trout mis good.


((*assassinates the Walruses' bukkits*))

A Conveintly place tanker suddenly beached itself on a beach is hull split opwn and many tousands of tons of fish flopped out onto the beach if these penguins were really penguins they could not resist fish.

The gunship stopped firing on the plant itself and began targeting the power wires etcetc leadig from the plant to the city.

The techie was blown away but another took his place this time protected by a large by useful titain with depleted urianing reinforced plates 5cm thick.

THe fools. These are no ordinary penguins. Responding promptly, The penguins cut the hardlines to the turret, and it went into automatic mode, shooting at anything that moved. Meanwhile, they designated the gunships a target, and proceeded to fill the sky with SAMs.

_____message to Pingustan (or watever you are calling it)

We thank you for moving, and we shall mobilize all the ships that can make the voyage. They will arrive shortly after the Marnsk. We shall search out areas for you to live in, and we shall give you a sample of our trout. If you like it, we shall give as many as you wish. Our new weapons, will have removed trigger guards, so as to facilitate the use of your flippers. Alternatively, we can include a "flipper" guard. It will be in five different sizes, so as to facilitate your needs. We can supply you with M16s, RPGs, and the M60 machine gun. The pistol are too small, and so we have been unable to make one for youw abilities. We are also currently working on modifying our tanks, and APCs to be usable for your race. We do not produce our own motor vehicles, and so cannot provide you with those. Also the fluids in them would freeze, rendering them inoperable. The closest we have, is a modified version of the Volskwagen Schwimmvagen, as seen in WW2, and used by the Waffen-SS. If you have internet access, click on this link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_Schwimmwagen . We should be able to alter these for use in your new country. We have modfied these to be much more military usable, but we currently have no picture or details on the internet. We will offer 50 modified versions of these, once we have adapted them. Thank you.

Kolitburo, Graith Dr'klow

OOC: once this is over maybe my genetically modified polar bears should act...

the KC-135R left the Air base inside the Boarder lands of Lucerners,
( Northern Chile )

And began it's flight south to monitor: phone, radio, microwave and laser communications,

it took about half an hour to reach the ocean off the coast of the Penguin's
shores.

They were refueled by an Air tanker twice, and stayed on station for 6 hours
listening to transmissions before returning home.
just after the KC-135 took off a single C-130 took off with complement of
50 Commando's who were going to parachute into the outlaying areas of the Penguin held territories.
Orders were to gather intell on the strength and numbers of the enemy,
and if possible to call in transports to take out the civilians as quickly as
possible. It would take them four hours to reach the drop zone, and the plane
had a squad of F-35's to keep it safe until they over the jump point.

My nation?

The Armed Republic of Cascade States speaks English,
(as well as several other languages, we supported multi-lingualism in our nation )

I think I am at a Disadvantage here CM,
could you elaborate?

If you are referring to the Killer Whale thing, that was merely a humorous suggestion. Not intended to be regarded as something we were planning.
Killer WALE! You know, welsh, adn the jokes and... Aw never mind.

((Be back, dinner and shower. and no polar bears. Penguins may not be accurate with weapons designed for humans, but blanketing an area with mortars and rockets has something for it.))

______message to all attacking nations

Please! Control yourselves! Do not attack the soverign nation, that the penguins have not named for some reason! We are currently initiating an alliance with them! They have also promised to leave the former USSPP, if you leave them be! We wish for peace to be between all nations involved with the penguins. We will transport all of the sentient penguins, to an area of their choosing, and will assist them in the creation of their new nation. Please call off all attacks. Thank you.

Kolitburo, Graith Dr'klow

meanwhile terrorists with IDs made of construction paper, and wearing the phony glasses/ mustache combo, were being loaded onto planes. Their destination: some random countries. Their targets: we have no clue. Their reason: why the f$%^ are we even saying this?

OOC: CM i get it. lol.is horrible.i like it.im actualy welsh. like 30% or sumtin lol.

OOC: Normally, I would have sent a load of sea lions, have them sexually reproduce more soldiers against the penguins until it's over but, a grenade? Damn, maybe I should do some research. Although wouldn't it be cool for a polar bear mounts, since after all, they are a great symbol to my country and I have an Arctic facility? We would eradicate those penguins. Maybe we should bribe them with fish...

In order to save humans in the territory that might get caught in the crossfire, we ask the penguins peacefully to allow us to have some of our transport ships to move from the Antarctic to our nation located in Northern Europe. We will not interfere with any other operations currently and will recognize the penguins as a population and/or a nation. Also, penguins as currency? What the hell is this? It makes no sense.

OOC: You are canadian too???? i have already started sending a peace offer of trout, although they might just barf. maybe sushi is in order....... also they have promised to let people have the land back, so long as they get to create their own country, and penguins are no longer used as currency.

OOC: CM i get it. lol.is horrible.i like it.im actualy welsh. like 30% or sumtin lol.
It's not the Welsh themselves but the language! It has a reputation for being unpronounceable. And it is!

OOC: Yes but you did it without the consent of the government of Penguin Protection.

It's not the Welsh themselves but the language! It has a reputation for being unpronounceable. And it is!

actually, i find it quite easy to pronounce, if you know the rules. Might just be my dad using the odd welsh word, and having a welsh tapestry in the kitchen, and then doing a speech on it rofl. Is one of the few languages i want to learn. to avalic, you should get their consent then. i did, and they have no problems. they just have issues with the current owners of the USSPP. they are quite decent little fellows. A proper gentleman you might say. (being in suits all the time)

((May I point out that said government is currently hiding somewhere from the penguins, and would be happy to be rid of the super-intelligent variety no matter what?))

actually, i find it quite easy to pronounce, if you know the rules. Might just be my dad using the odd welsh word, and having a welsh tapestry in the kitchen, and then doing a speech on it rofl. Is one of the few languages i want to learn. to avalic, you should get their consent then. i did, and they have no problems. they just have issues with the current owners of the USSPP. they are quite decent little fellows. A proper gentleman you might say. (being in suits all the time)
I've tried speaking Welsh. i've failed. HORRIBLY!:D

((Erm... Please take welshness elsewhere. Discussion of welsh language is havink nothink to do with the RP.

OOC: lol! :) anyways it is hard to pronounce admittedly. i can only pronounce the words iv heard before. Penguin are u suggesting we send armed forces? it would make it interesting admittedly...or more so. you could attack our forces maybe.....but then we'd need to pull forces out of the Juntastainian conflict, although since he's never there we probably wont get anywheres....decisions decisions....

OOC: Daiwaz, I meant the human government like PP said. But anyways, I'm going to wait till this clears over in success or utter failure.

ZOOC: OMG Penguins! :p

((Erm... Please take welshness elsewhere. Discussion of welsh language is havink nothink to do with the RP.

OOC: Sorry. Got a little off track. Darn distracting puns.:D

OOC: By the way, did you get this idea from super intelligent aubergines in the issue "Free Press Too Free?"

((NO... And I was just saying that you don't need to clear moving the penguins with the USSPP government, probably.))

OOC: Can I use it to at least take out any hostile animals out of the area that feed on penguins.

((There are no Sea Lions. The USSPP chased them off. PENGUIN PROTECTION, remember? Penguins are just adverse to being used as a currency worth about 50 cents each.

maybe we should just let the polar bears looseand see what happens...what i meant before was clearing it with the penguin leader. name suggestion: pingus, pinguinoes, Pengwins, and for a nation, Pingutopia, Pinguines, Pengwin. penguins= very cheap then?must be very heavy to haeve 100 penguins inyour pockets...must be very big pockets...

OOC: Polar bears are on the other side of the world.

thats why i said we should see what happens. maybe the penguins would get the polar bears to fight for them?

I think the Penguins would sell ground Polar bear... Ground by Explosion....

OOC: Fight for them? Unlike the penguins they have not such heightened intelligence, that and it would take quite some time for the polar bears to swim over there since they can't operate boats or anything really.

well they could turn the polar bears/control them and thatd create another thread lol. i am bringing 50 modified polar bears, and 20 modified seals just in case+handlers

attention avalic:

do not send animaols. we will destrouy hyou!

pingin

Publicly relayed message via Radio

To all parties involved;

The Armed Republic of Cascade States, will temporarily agree to a Non shooting
conflict, we will not fire unless fired apon.
How ever we are still going to monitor the situation from the Air, and will
land our own people to ensure that Civilians are given safe passage out of the
conflict.

Any actions taken to prevent our Observers from their humanitarian mission
will be viewed as Hostile action and will be met with severe force.

ok then.this went from nuts, too comepletely nuts with the involvement of other animals. i think i should start a sister/brother thread from yours.

((Okay, everybody with irrelevant posts, delete them!

There should always be an In Character thread, ( The story )
and an Out OF Character thread ( the pointless and silly arguments )

attention avalic:

do not send animaols. we will destrouy hyou!

pingin

To The Penguins,

We have not mentioned anything about sending animals, we were only offering to take away hostile animals that will regularly eat penguins. Though we doubt you could reach us.

-The Avalican Government

_____message to penguin overlord

Our transports have found an unexpected current, and will be available to extract your species, within 4 hours. (this was a VERY fast moving current).

Kolitburo, Graith Dr'klow

OOC: ill creat an OOC thread

Transmission to Daiwiz:

sorry, but we'll all be asleep for the ne4xt tebn hours. we'll see vyuy than.

pingion overloard

The Flight Commander came onto the speaker in the C-130 cargo bay,

" This is Flight Commander, We are 10 minuets from Penguin Air space,
If we get shot at, we'll probably go down in the water or coast line...
This is your call to make ready for drop.

Load Master, be ready to drop the ramp it we take fire.,"

The Red Light in the cargo bay flashed three times then came on solid red.

The Load master walked over to the controls, Everyone clicked their chute
deployment chords and walked towards the back of the plane bags in hand.

the two fighters were listening to constant updates from the Airborne Early
Warning plane as they approached the Coast.

The Benevolent Dictatorship of Altlands has become interested in this Matter, and has landed Troops, vehicles and supplies in the Country under attack, to "Liberate" certain parts of the country that are rich with Natural Resources, and build temporary Military Bases to protect the "Aid" workers helping dig up oil from your Arctic shorelin--*Cough* Helping Rescue Innocent Civilians as the Legitimate Government(s) of the country are not taking any formal action(s).

A rogue spy has taken and released this information along with this picture:

http://www.physicschick.com/pole/20060209/12_boarding_plane.jpg

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/1140/flagofpushistymistannj9.png


Republic of Pushistymistan
Office of the President

To whom it may concern,

Greetings and peace from the Republic. Having been through an arduous session of the National Assembly, I now wish to write to you to make a formal request, as supported 120-114-4 in the Assembly, regarding the situation with the sentient penguins.

As a member of a people arisen from a not dissimilar situation which now faces your laboratory, who have subsequently acquired some experience in dealing with other races, I request that a diplomatic and educational gouninological team from Pushistymistan be included in any dealings with the uplifted animals.


Respectfully,

Ndayisaba Kirezi
President of the Republic of Pushistymistan

Suddenly, an A-Bomb with the fake glasses/mustache, came flying through the air. It encountered some random guy, who looked strangely like a penguin, being chased by some guy in black, with cape, who looked slightly disturbed. A fleet of penguins were following the guy, with rockets attached to their backs. It continued on its unknown course, when suddenly a green witch came out of nowheres, being closely followed by a house, that was caught up in a whirlwind, destined for the land of disturbingly happy short people.

OOC:this is born of lack of sleep, and having parents send me to bed. I'll be typing on the mini computer implanted in my brain for the next few hours.

OOC: my dad is mad ... his jaw now hurts from laughing too hard.

OOC- I'm back, sos it took so long. Where were we PP, I think I was trying to sell your stuff.

A penguin stuck its head up, painted the airplane with a laser, while another fired a laser guided RPG.

Altlands: We already have some forces moving the penguins, and we Don't need to lose any resources. Thank you.

Transmission to Pushistymistan: Thank you. You may send them immeadalitly

((Yes, I believe you were, Belshaft.))

Suddenly the A-Bomb begins its decent, the wind was almost blowing the phony disguise off, but it was stuck on with super glue. It dived into the ocean, parting it in waves, and random people began to take a walk through, while being chased. The bubbles suddenly began to come speeding up, at a greater speed. The top of the water began to feeze, and the phony disguise floated to the surface, as it froze. This was not an atomic bomb, but an Ant-Arctica bomb, designed to freeze waters, with shaved ice. This formed a new home for the penguins, and about 200 tons of fish got trapped aove the ice.

Transmission to Daiwiz:

much gratyitude.

pingin

whatd we do?we merely found 3 insane people who were flying through the sky. and bout 100 or so penguins with nukes on their backs. we seem to have lost our comedy bomb though

Transmission to Daiwiz:

ww3 havw no nuks. you just5t jkmade nus an iksland.

pingin

Transmission to Daiwiz:

ww3 havw no nuks. you just5t jkmade nus an iksland.

pingin


Belschaft finds the fact you have no nukes to be abhorent. Should you wish to correct this fact then we can assist. All we ask in return is you hand other any 'Gold' you find in your oppresors nation. It is a worthless metal, but we collect it.

OOC:very nice belschaft rofl.

we know the value of gold, and ewill sell it to you a5t the staqndasrd masrket price. What happe4ne3d to the enffvoy you nsentr?

pingin

Dear Penguin Overlord

Our local nutcas...eeeerrrr.... byliguist will arrive in an hour.

Love, Kolitburo, Graith Dr'klow

OOC- my laptop broke, thats what. I got it fixed though. Last time I checked he was on his way to your office

Inside what turned out to be the outer office of the Premier, The Penguin climbed up onto the pile of phone books on the swivel chair, and looked at the man. Setting the speech device on the desk, it pushed several buttons. "We have officially declared our Species Penguinis Sapiens. We would be interested in buying 100 computers that we can use for our new capitol building, as well as more of these speech devices."

Universal Broadcast

the species of SuperPenguin is hearby known as Penguinus Sapiens. We are in Negotiations with the USSPP government.

OOC- do you still want the computers?

OOC: this is epic phail of the highest possible order.

OOC: it began very good but i think i slightly ruined it with my comedy....

To the new Penguin Republic, I salute you.

I am delighted that you saw what you wanted and took it, but you did not need to kill the humans, you could have just taken them as slaves.

For future referrance, do not worry about your bad spelling since we can make most of it out and we cannot trade for now since we started not long ago. I hope we can be allies.

Sincerely,

Almahied, Benevolent Dictator of Kannone.

The afternoon sun shone through the Venetian blinds, spilling wide beams of light and heat into the lobby of die Werktuighuys, housing the Office of the President; dust motes circled aimlessly in them. Fans whirled busily overhead, working to keep the temperature at a bearable level. Across the burnished wood floor bustled several people, with a handful of two- or three-person groups.

Behind one of the doors at the far end of the East Wing was an office, whose deceptively plain-lettered sign stated that it was the executive sanctum. Behind the desk immediately after the first threshold sat an anonymous lioness secretary, engrossed in her typistry; to her right lay another door, and behind this last gateway was the President Ndayisaba Kirezi himself, a lion, speaking with the Chief of the Pushistymistani Secret Service, Bohale Nyathi, yet another lion. Both were standing; the President gripped a mug of coffee, and the Chief of the PSS was at the window, looking over the rear gardens.

"That's all? No mention of transportation for us?" asked Kirezi, rolling his thumb around the lip of the mug.

"No, it was quite short," Nyathi said. "No addendum."

Kirezi rolled his shoulders. "At least we've been permitted to come along." He paused, ears flitting. "Do you think a tanker would let us hitch a ride?" he asked, thinking aloud.

"I doubt it," replied Nyathi with a hrumph. "I don't think there would be room, regardless." He stopped to rub the crown of his head. "We may have to hijack one of the frigates to get them in; I don't think anyone would appreciate spending all the money to take Siqukwana and her train out for this little thing." He was speaking politocese now—a dialect he very rarely used, for it left a bad taste in his mouth, like muddy water. This time, he needed to: he wanted the situation quiet, so that it could be handled without bumbling oversight. However, the President nodded—this was his department, after all—acknowledging the sense in the suggestion.

"Let's do that, then," he said, satisfied with the outcome of the meeting. His final tone signaled that it was as good as done, as far as he was concerned.

Nyathi smiled at the gardens, before he turned and nodded his farewell to his employer, exiting swiftly.


★ ★ ★


PNS Khobol
Indian Ocean
0400 GMT +2

The sea crashed wildly around the frigate, tossing the ship up and down like a bathtub toy. The crew were just as hardy as their vessel, however, and held fast: the hazards were well known to them, and they were used to the rough weather. Sadly, the academics were not, and spent much of the time tag-teaming the bathrooms or side railings. The section of eight soldiers fared better: they were more accustomed to the water, being part of the naval special forces, howevermuch less than the "proper" naval types, and much fun was had at the land-dwellers' expense. In about four days' time, they would reach the shore of Antarctica, where the team and its escort would disembark. This particular choice of transportation was chosen because of the lack of intelligence about serviceable airfields near the site, but the knowledge that the laboratory lay close enough to the coast to make aerial insertion plausible, and the equal lack of snow-landing-capable cargo aircraft.

Did your forces shoot at my planes?
Or was that RPG for someone else?

just a point of confusion

OOC:real time, my transports will be there in 3.587 months, or, 1 day.

The RPG was for a Kewen Gunship.

Is there any hostile actions being carried out against my plans which
would need to be RP'ed ?

If Not I'll just post that they land uneventfully.

what about a penguin peace rally happens??

though I am curious as to what's going on in the air and on the ground,

with regards to Penguins and people,

Currently, The Pinguins and the USSPP have made peace, and have a mutual defense pact.

A voice sounds from the Public address system. "Unidentified troops, you are in protected airspace. Please cease and desist. What is your business here?"

OOC:im asleep for 12 hours.bye.

((CUrses!))

OOC:zombie movements
nneeeeeeeddddd
fffoooooorrrrruuuuummmmssss, and a side order of brains please.

((Okay, let's start the Warfarce.

((lol everything is suddenly picking up! oh well, lets do it. make plans! also, are you a part of dont bank on it? that is getting good, or will be i beleive.))

((No, I'm not.))

((ok then. wonder when the terrorists thing will take off? anyways, what country are you in? just wondering, cause im in canada

((USA, sadly.))

(Why do you say sadly?)

((far from me maybe?i was just wondering because there wasn't alot of time difference between us it seemed.))

(If you could live in any other country than the one you are in now, where would you live? I'd be in Germany.)

((Russia for history, and either germany or france for the living part.

the C-130 transport will respond to the radio call from ( where ever on the ground )

" This is A.R.C.S. Transport 1122 we are being sent by our government to
assist in the peace keeping and civilian evacuation. We will be recording
our time here for release to the world news agencies as well.
Please be advised, we are planning on landing out side of the Capital city.
( Human capital ).

Pilot ends transmission

In Czarist times,
that would be the thing.
Currently only Ireland or Finland hold enough sway to make me want to leave
the USA.

Greetings: THe Penguin war is over. Evacuations are not nessecary. You may land for refueling, unless you are here for an embassy.

OOC: GO IRelAND! lol kiss me im irish.

" Roger that,
we will land in the same place unless you have an air field available.
It will be us plus our two escort frighters.
We can be refueled and taking off in One Hour.
Over.,"

"Roger that. If there are any penguins near the landing strip, please leave them alone. They're the normal variety. Over and out."

the weather cold,
And while the C-130 was a plane capable of landing nearly anywhere,
The Fighters were less accustom to such a surface.
The Cargo plane made a long slow decent giving it's tires as much time as
possible to create friction and it rolled to a stop at the far end of the landing
pad.

The Two pilots decided against a conventional landing, and dropped to around
200 miles an hour, then 150 and landed vertically on either side of the plane.

the parachutists got out and walked around the planes " For security reasons"
is what they told the pilot, but really it was just to get out of the plane and walk around before a six hour ride home.

As soon as refueling could be arranged and finished they all got back aboard their planes and took off.

First one Fighter,
then the second and finally the C-130.

As they left Penguin Air Space all Cascade States Air craft joined them
to return to base and debrief.

Later that day a Sub which had been stationed about 57 miles off their coast
and roughly 700ft below the surface headed back to it's normal pattern of
several hundred miles north.

The Cascade States Naval group was still on course to The Border Lands
of Lurcerners, as they had some bussiness with Pirates!

Inside what turned out to be the outer office of the Premier, The Penguin climbed up onto the pile of phone books on the swivel chair, and looked at the man. Setting the speech device on the desk, it pushed several buttons. "We have officially declared our Species Penguinis Sapiens. We would be interested in buying 100 computers that we can use for our new capitol building, as well as more of these speech devices."


OOC- I am sorry again, my laptop is... well I'll band if I say what I want to say. I think I have it fixed permently now.


IC- "Certinally. Belschaft would be delighted to help. Is there anything else your new country needs? I'm sure we can provide."

We Ideally need vehicles and aircraft adapted so we can drive them, preferably with hand controls for the brake and accelerator. We can't really reach the Pedals, you know. Also useful would be adapted Weapons.

~Chief Pinguin

"I'm sure we can acomadate your needs. Naturally we will need time to adapt existing designs to suit you, but I believe we can begin delivering adapted military technology in ten, maybe twelve months time. If that time scale is acceptable to you then all we would have to discuss is the quantity of your orders and how you will pay for them. In the mean time if you can provide trucks or some other transport veichles my men will begin delivering the computers - I had a shipment loaded on to the plane before we left."

The penguin nodded. "That is quite acceptable. There is a truck around the back of the building that one of your men can drive. Thank you very much for your assistance.'