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OOC thread: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13811133#post13811133

IC: "How much crude oil are we getting from the bacteria?" The Project Manager stood at six feet one inch, and he was in good physical shape with thinning grey hair, and blue eyes. There was such an excited energy around him at the moment that some were wondering if he was going to burst; his movements looked like they had to be carefully made, lest he break something in his jubilation.

It fell to one of the technicians in the room to answer the Project Manager. "With the twenty acres of vats of the active genetically modified non-pathogenic E. Coli bacteria, we are currently generating one thousand barrels of crude oil in an hour, and that will likely increase as we give the bacteria more woodchips to feed on."

The Project Manager was absolutely beaming as he heard the report. This was going better than even he had expected when he'd pitched the idea to President Stinson one year ago. To date, Lamoni had been importing the majority of it's crude oil supplies, and the call had gone out to see if there was a method of ensuring a domestic supply that didn't entail drilling countless oil wells. Modifying E. Coli bacteria had been seen as a wild gamble at the time, but their expenditures were now starting to look justified, and that was enough to make any scientist see yet more money swimming in their daydreams. He had just one more duty to perform.

Picking up the phone and dialing the proper number, he was put in touch with President Stinson's secretary (who was also his wife), and Adelaide put the Project Manager's call into her husband's office.

"This is President Stinson."

"Mr. President, this is Project Manager Cashman at Project 152. I am pleased to report that we are right on schedule, and the crude is being generated even faster than the predicted rate."

"This is excellent news, Cashman. I want you to prepare whatever data that you might require for a briefing, and come to Nephi and the Presidential Palace for the purpose. I wish to see you here ASAP."

After Cashman agreed, President Stinson hung up his phone, and decided that Lamoni shouldn't be the only nation to benefit from this windfall. But, who would he invite? After careful thought, he selected the nations of: Zongguo, Ixania, Anglia, Starblaydia, Monavia, and Skyland Mt. These six other nations had diplomatic relations with the Free Republic, at the least; and Stinson knew that he would have the attention of Starblaydia from the moment that they were satisfied that renewable crude oil wasn't just some fantasy.

An hour later, a message went out to those nations and it looked something like this:

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Foreign Ministry of the Free Republic of Lamoni

To: Zongguo, Ixania, Anglia, Starblaydia, Monavia, Skyland Mt

Subject: diplomatic meeting at the Presidential Palace

Welcome, fellow national leaders. I would like to invite you, or your various Foreign Ministers to Lamoni in order to conduct negotiations of a most important matter of mutual interest. Along with this message, a one liter sample of a new type of Crude Oil; one which will surely pique your interest, when we tell you that we can artificially make as much of it as we want. We are purposefully leaving out further details until your chosen representatives are present in Lamoni. We would request the courtesy of a return message stating if your nation will be sending a representative to this meeting.

Signed,

Tanya Ley
Foreign Minster
Free Republic of Lamoni

An hour later, a message went out to those nations and it looked something like this:

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Foreign Ministry of the Free Republic of Lamoni

To: Zongguo, Ixania, Anglia, Starblaydia, Monavia, Skyland Mt

Subject: diplomatic meeting at the Presidential Palace

Welcome, fellow national leaders. I would like to invite you, or your various Foreign Ministers to Lamoni in order to conduct negotiations of a most important matter of mutual interest. Along with this message, a one liter sample of a new type of Crude Oil; one which will surely pique your interest, when we tell you that we can artificially make as much of it as we want. We are purposefully leaving out further details until your chosen representatives are present in Lamoni. We would request the courtesy of a return message stating if your nation will be sending a representative to this meeting.

Signed,

Tanya Ley
Foreign Minster
Free Republic of Lamoni

OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION

OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF ENERGY\

Dear Ms. Tanya Ley, Foreign Minister of the Free Republic of Lamoni,

As the Monavian Minister of Energy, I have the regretful duty to inform you the neither Mr. Carter or the King and Queen will be able to attend your meeting. They are currently meeting at an international summit with delegates from members of the Fegosian Union, including His Imperial Majesty, the Emperor of Zaheran and others.

Despite this disadvantage, I do have some news that my provide some comfort in the matter to both yourself and President Stinson. I will be attending the meeting, along with the Right Honorable Susan Wright, Minsiter of Commerce, and the Right Honorable Stephen Harrison, Minister of Transportation.

During the meeting, I will present some information that I am sure that you will find very useful to your new scientific venture.

I will be arriving with my colleagues in about three days. I await your reply.

Sincerely,

The Right Honorable Henry Douglass, Minister of Energy

Foreign Ministry of the Free Republic of Lamoni

To: The Right Honorable Henry Douglass
Energy Minister
The State of Monavia

I would like to thank you on the swiftness of your reply, sir.

We confirm that the Monavian Energy, Commerce, and Transportation Ministers will be attending the meeting, and they will arrive in three days. We have yet to receive word from the rest of the participants, but we expect that to come soon. Preparations have been made to receive your aircraft at Government AFB.

I look forward to meeting you when you arrive.

Signed,

Tanya Ley
Foreign Minister
Free Republic of Lamoni

OOC: BUMP!

IN CHARACTER:

The three Ministers and their personal secretaries, along with a few others loaded their luggage onto a plane and began their trip to Lamoni. They were now twelve hours out.

From: Ivan Rucinsky, the Foreign Minister of the Ixanian Empire
To: President Andrew Stinson of the Republic of Lamoni

We have recieved your invitation to the esteemed conference on alternate fuels and have decided that we will, indeed, send representatives to the conference. The Economic Minister, Eduard Bobrinsky, shall attend the conference along with Alexandra Witte, the Environment Minister in representation of the Ixanian Empire. The Empress of Ixania is intrigued at the research of the Lamonian scientists concerning alternate fuels as have many of Ixania's own scientists. We shall send our ministers soon and hopefully the meeting will be productive for all who take part. (OOC: By the time you get this, the ministers will be on a plane to Lamoni)

Signed,
I. Rucinsky,
Foreign Minister

LATER

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Foreign Minister Ley was waiting for the two oncoming delegations at Government AFB. Both delegations were coming from friendly nations; and that was always a plus.

The first delegation to arrive came from Monavia, and Tanya had had a good time in that nation. Monavia still enjoyed very friendly relations with Lamoni, and these negotiations would surely have the effect of improving those relations.

When the Monavian delegation came off of their aircraft, the Monavian National Anthem played, and the Foreign Minister introduced herself to the assembled Monavians.

"Mr. Douglass, Mr. Harrison, Mrs. Wright? Welcome to Lamoni. I am Foreign Minister Tanya Ley. President Stinson himself would be here, but he is busy with the final preparations concerning the reason for your delegation's visit. By the time that we get to where we are going, he should be waiting for us. We have numerous guest rooms at the Presidential Palace where your delegation can rest, or you can use your embassy for that purpose, if you prefer.

Do any of you have any questions?"

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When the Ixanian delegation's plane landed at Government AFB, Tanya had just gotten back from seeing the Monavian delegation to their vehicles. Eleanore had been left with the maid for the occasion, and Tanya had told her that she was needed to do some work.

Like relations with Monavia, Lamonian relations with Ixania were also very warm. It didn't exactly hurt that the Lamonian President's wife was Ixanian, either. Sadly, Eleanore's father wouldn't be able to make the trip, but such was life.

When the Ixanians stepped off of their aircraft, the same procedure was used with them as it was with the Monavians. Only this time, it was "Mr. Bobrinsky, and Miss Witte."

It had been troubling so far that these two delegations were the only ones to arrive out of the nations that had been invited, but at least SOMEONE had recognized the potential of the talks that would begin soon.

"Ms. Ley," Mr. Douglass began, "I offer my sincerest greetings to you and the Lamonian government. Your efforts to introduce such potentially valuable technology to the world may yet change the basic principles of the petroleum industry. I am also quite pleased that your government has been honoring our mutual friendship treaty.

"Pursuant to the treaty, Lamoni and Monavia are to engage in a free technological exchange, and as this is a part of it, I figure that soon my government will reciprocate."

"I concur with my fellow Minister," Susan added. As Minister of Commerce, I believe that this new oil production system may revolutionize the the remainder of oil consuming devices in the Monavian Empire. Any remaining vehicles that still burn gasoline, and any remaining oil power plants may make good use of this new type of oil.

"A number of scientists are currently examining the sample that you had sent to Monavia. They are currently at work looking for possible improvements that can be made to the new oil."

At this point, Mr. Harrison had little to say. While he was not as outspoken as his fellow ministers, he nonetheless had great respect for foreign officials and their governments. He spoke to Ms. Ley, wishing her that the meeting will produce good results, and then continued on his way.

Mrs. Wright however, was unable to immediately proceed with the rest of the delegation. She was interrupted by a message on her CD-5 Communications Device, which was imported from Lamoni as part of a 1,000 unit original production run.

The message was from Defense Minister Carl Blake.

ENCRYPTION LEVEL 10

You are authorized to inform Ms. Ley that the shipments of machinery and material as detailed in our treaty have now arrived at port.

Sincerely,

The Right Honorable Carl Blake

The delegation advanced as soon as Mrs. Wright caught up.

"Ms. Ley," Mr. Douglass began, "I offer my sincerest greetings to you and the Lamonian government. Your efforts to introduce such potentially valuable technology to the world may yet change the basic principles of the petroleum industry. I am also quite pleased that your government has been honoring our mutual friendship treaty.

"Pursuant to the treaty, Lamoni and Monavia are to engage in a free technological exchange, and as this is a part of it, I figure that soon my government will reciprocate."

"On behalf of my government, I offer my sincerest greetings to your delegation and the Monavian Government. It is our hope that this discovery will drastically reshape the world in time; eliminating the need for conflicts based on oil. The Lamonian government takes it's treaty obligations seriously. What sort of technology might we be seeing from the honorable Monavian people?"

"I concur with my fellow Minister," Susan added. As Minister of Commerce, I believe that this new oil production system may revolutionize the the remainder of oil consuming devices in the Monavian Empire. Any remaining vehicles that still burn gasoline, and any remaining oil power plants may make good use of this new type of oil.

"A number of scientists are currently examining the sample that you had sent to Monavia. They are currently at work looking for possible improvements that can be made to the new oil."

"It is a major advance, and we are quite proud of our scientist's brilliance in coming up with the concept. Though, we will talk more about our process for artificially creating oil at the meeting. I can tell you that the process used to create the oil is unique; but it could have been done much earlier."

Tanya escorted the Monavian delegation to their cars, and waited for the Ixanian delegation.

Mr. Bobrinsky and Miss Witte had both dressed in their finest suits for this prestigious conference on the intriguing discovery that the Lamonians had made concerning alternative fuels which many Ixanians had been researching for several years. While Mr. Bobrinsky was totally focused on the economic aspect of this discovery and how it could benefit the Ixanian economy significantly, Miss White was fixated on how the discovery could benefit the environment because she, an ardent environmentalist, believed that such a project like this one should be exploited in order to find something which could help prevent environmental destruction in the search for fuel. They eventually found their way to Tanya Ley and after they introduced themselves while walking to the dormant motorcade waiting for them, they talked to Tanya.

"Her Majesty's Government, especially Her Majesty, is very intrigued at the prospect of artificially creating crude oil and Miss Witte and I have been sent to represent them. I believe that Lamoni's project can significantly benefit our nation's economies." Mr. Bobrinsky said with a smile.

Miss Witte nodded her head. "It would also help alleviate the suffering of the environment in the search for fuel as we would not need to bulldoze forests and habitats in arduous searches for fuel if we have a cheaper and efficient method already prepared for us."

"Her Majesty's Government, especially Her Majesty, is very intrigued at the prospect of artificially creating crude oil and Miss Witte and I have been sent to represent them. I believe that Lamoni's project can significantly benefit our nation's economies." Mr. Bobrinsky said with a smile.

Miss Witte nodded her head. "It would also help alleviate the suffering of the environment in the search for fuel as we would not need to bulldoze forests and habitats in arduous searches for fuel if we have a cheaper and efficient method already prepared for us."

"Then I hope that we have to offer here will satisfy the curiousity of such an important personage. Such a discovery as the one that we have made will certainly bring many economic benefits to all of the nations that come to use it.

There are also environmental benefits from not having to drill into the ground for oil. Imagine what all of those oilfields could eventually be converted to?"

"On behalf of my government, I offer my sincerest greetings to your delegation and the Monavian Government. It is our hope that this discovery will drastically reshape the world in time; eliminating the need for conflicts based on oil. The Lamonian government takes it's treaty obligations seriously. What sort of technology might we be seeing from the honorable Monavian people?"

"I must voice my agreement, especially about the elimination of oil driven conflicts. To answer your question about our side of the bargain, the Monavian government enacted legislation that fixed the minimum fuel economy rating for both commercial and private vehicles at 31 MPG. Exceptions have been made for pickup trucks, tractor-trailers, construction equipment, and certain military vehicles.

"Because of the new regulations, which were passed in 2003, the average fuel economy for automobiles and most commercial buses, as well as other types of vehicles is above 40 MPG. I will elaborate on the new technologies at the meeting, but I am sure that I will have gained your interest."

The Monavian delegation filed into the waiting vehicles, and then waited for the Ixanians to board the cars.

Once the Monavians and Ixanians had entered the waiting cars, they were driven off to one of two choices; which they would determine. They could either go directly to the Presidential Palace, or they could make a stop at their respective embassies first. The official meeting would begin when all those nations that were interested in attending the meeting had their delegations in Lamoni. According to some preliminary data, this could take longer than expected. It had been Lamonian experience that at any large diplomatic gathering, at least one nation would somehow manage to find a most unconventional method for their diplomatic delegation to arrive.

The Lamonian Presidential Palace was filled with an excited frenzy of work. Hosting a diplomatic negotiation was never a simple task, and the most basic of things could turn into stumbling blocks. Most of the real preparation work had been completed; all that really remained was the last minute busy work.

Everything was in readiness.

A while after the Monavians had departed from the government AFB, they chose to make a stop at the embassy in Nelphi. The spoke with the Monavian Ambassador to the Free Republic of Lamoni, Eleanor Shanks. She showed them the grounds and the main building. After the tour was completed, the delegation was told about recent activity in Lamoni, and then, after seeing to it that everything was in order, they departed for the Presidential Palace.

Mr. Douglass was not pleased at all about the idea that the other delegations were not present. He was at least satisfied with the punctuality of the Ixanians, and sought to meet with them later. Relations with Neo-Ixania were lukewarm, but otherwise positive. The visit by the Ixanian Foreign Minister, Ivan Rucinsky, had produced positive results.

The delegates now waited again, this time to see if and when the other delegations would arrive.

The Monavian delegation was given a warm reception at the Lamonian Presidential Palace; being met by President Stinson and his Ixanian wife, Adelaide. Stinson was in a suit that gave him a solid, respectable banker type look, and Adelaide was in a fashionable dress. Of course, you could have dropped a feed sack on Adelaide, and still noticed her remarkable figure, but that is another story.

"Welcome to my not so humble abode, Ministers. It has been some time since I was last in Monavia, how have events treated your nation? If you will come with me, i'll lead you to the conference room." President Stinson walked inside the Palace, with his wife on his arm, and checking to make sure that the Monavian delegation followed. The group walked past sculptures and pieces of art that were done mostly by Lamonian artists and sculptors, but the foriegn gifts were to be seen as well. Most of the Lamonian artwork depicted scenes from Lamoni's past, including a painting of a single Lamonian Soldier standing up to ten Starblaydi T-7 Gilgamesh Main Battle Tanks. "If you have any questions about the art, feel free to ask me," Stinson said as he opened the door to the conference room. Two Lamonian Army Soldiers in dress uniform instantly snapped to attention as he did so.

"Then I hope that we have to offer here will satisfy the curiousity of such an important personage. Such a discovery as the one that we have made will certainly bring many economic benefits to all of the nations that come to use it.

There are also environmental benefits from not having to drill into the ground for oil. Imagine what all of those oilfields could eventually be converted to?"

"Her Majesty expressed a desire to attend the meeting here in Lamoni but she was unfortunately too busy so we were sent in her name although we are both quite interested in your discoveries ourselves. In fact, many Ixanians are. Your discovery has become the topic of articles and discussions in science-themed magazines and television shows."

Miss Witte smiled while adjusting her suit. She was clearly a beautiful young woman, the only female minister that the Empress had, and was once compared to Adelaide Stinson in terms of looks. "It will be great to see the environmental benefits of such a discovery, sir. As Ixania's Environment Minister, I am willing to exploit any discovery for the benefit of the environment. We must secure the existence of a healthy environment for our children."

OOC: Lamoni, you can just send them to the Presidential Palace if not already done.

"Her Majesty expressed a desire to attend the meeting here in Lamoni but she was unfortunately too busy so we were sent in her name although we are both quite interested in your discoveries ourselves. In fact, many Ixanians are. Your discovery has become the topic of articles and discussions in science-themed magazines and television shows."

"Are there any theories as to how we may have managed to artificially produce oil?"

Miss Witte smiled while adjusting her suit. She was clearly a beautiful young woman, the only female minister that the Empress had, and was once compared to Adelaide Stinson in terms of looks. "It will be great to see the environmental benefits of such a discovery, sir. As Ixania's Environment Minister, I am willing to exploit any discovery for the benefit of the environment. We must secure the existence of a healthy environment for our children."

OOC: My foreign Minister is female!

IC: "The impact of this discovery will be dramatic. Imagine a world where the only piece of the current oil industry that will be needed will be the units that turn Crude Oil into useful products. We see what we have discovered as a stepping stone to our longer term low environmental impact forms of energy. As I am sure that you will agree, the days of the use of oil are limited, even if it is artificially created."

The Ixanian delegation had boarded their cars, and had elected to go directly to the Presidential Palace. They were led down the same hallways that the Monavians had been, and passed by the same artwork. Eventually, they entered the same conference room where everyone else was, the same Lamonian Army guards coming to attention as the Ixanian delegation entered the room.

Trays of fresh fruit were now being placed on the table for consumption by whoever might desire them; and there were scattered conversations, including one between President Stinson and his Ixanian wife.

"Welcome to my not so humble abode, Ministers. It has been some time since I was last in Monavia, how have events treated your nation? If you will come with me, i'll lead you to the conference room."

"Good day to you as well, President Stinson. This must be Adelaide, your Ixanian wife. How do you do?" replied Mr. Douglass.

Mrs. Wright was quite awed by the splendor of the palatial interior, and stood for a moment in front of a wall of paintings. She greatly admired Lamonian craftsmanship, and now had a knowledge of their culture that was even deeper. She even inquired as to the identity of the lone soldier, defiantly portrayed in the painting, and as to how he was able to hold his ground despite the odds.

"I believe that his bravery should e an inspiration to all who honorably serve their country," she remarked.

To: Tanya Ley, Foreign Minister, Lamoni

Minister Ley,

This letter is to inform you that the Holy Empire of Zongguo is, indeed, quite intrigued by Lamoni's recent discovery. As a nation always seeking to decrease its dependence upon foreign (potentially hostile) states for fuel sources, the Empire is very interested in ways to increase domestic production. The use of bacteria to create crude oil also, as is obvious, would have less of an effect upon the environment. That end is also desirable to the Empire.

After discussion in the Council of State, the Empire has decided to send a high-ranking representative to your summit on this topic. Normally, this would be important enough to gain the attendance of our Chancellor or Foreign Minister. As both of them are otherwise occupied with domestic ends of foreign relations, I will be sent in their place.

In order to preserve the secrecy of this endeavor, I will be travelling to Lamoni not by air, but by sea. This will be by way of an Imperial Zongguo Navy submarine, which is already underway. I look forward to speaking with you personally regarding this startling new development.

Signed,
Princess Sun Mei,
Holy Empire of Zongguo

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It had been quite the journey, but at last the Zongguoese submarine could see the Lamonian harbor in the distance through the periscope. Not wanting to cause the Lamonian navy to panic at an unknown submarine in the harbor, the captain had sent word of the ship's approach. Soon, the IZN Himiko surfaced and members of the crew took positions on the outside deck of the vessel.

The Himiko was a newer IZN submersible, an SSK of the Haruko class. Like all subs in the Zongguoese navy, this one was all of one gender (about half in the fleet were all male, the other half all female crews); Himiko's crew being of the all-female persuasion. Surely, that would cause problems with the Lamonian naval personnel of the male persuasion at port, but the CO of the sub had already taken that into account. No IZN enlisted personnel would be allowed to fraternize with the locals, period. Among the officers, only the Captain could deal with the Lamonians.

Of course, the most important person on board wasn't naval personnel at all. Rather, it was a young woman in a smart business suit, wearing her hair down and with sunglasses to deflect the glare of the sun. This was Princess Sun Mei second in line to the Imperial throne of Zongguo. Her older brother, Sun Ce, was to be the next Emperor, if his extracurricular activities didn't come back to bite him in the behind.

Like more than a few of the female crew of the Himiko, the Princess was fairly attractive. That made her singularly appreciative that the Lamonian foreign minister was a woman. It would make discussion so much more simple than if she had a man drooling over her the whole time. So with the all female crew, a new submarine, and the Imperial banner flying proudly, the Himiko sailed into the harbor, having notified the Lamonians of its arrival.

"Your Highness, shall we prepare the anthem?" asked the ship's XO.

"Yes. Let's let the Lamonians wait while we have our national song performed... it's required that we do so before I set foot on their soil, is it not?" Sun Mei responded.

"Right away, your Highness," the officer nodded, then rushed off to organize some crew members to sing the Zongguoese national anthem, 'Gods Save the Emperor'.

Sun Mei herself watched the dock that grew closer and closer, and wondered whether or not the Lamonian foreign minister was there yet. She supposed she'd find out soon enough.

"Soon enough," she repeated, then sighed.

"Good day to you as well, President Stinson. This must be Adelaide, your Ixanian wife. How do you do?" replied Mr. Douglass.

Adelaide held out a hand, wondering how chivalrous that Mr. Douglass would be.

"I have been doing wonderfully, Mr. Douglass, thank you. I must say that I have never been to Monavia, though my husband has; and he tells me that it is a wonderful place to visit."

Mrs. Wright was quite awed by the splendor of the palatial interior, and stood for a moment in front of a wall of paintings. She greatly admired Lamonian craftsmanship, and now had a knowledge of their culture that was even deeper. She even inquired as to the identity of the lone soldier, defiantly portrayed in the painting, and as to how he was able to hold his ground despite the odds.

"I believe that his bravery should be an inspiration to all who honorably serve their country," she remarked.

President Stinson answered the inquiry. "The man in the painting is Private First Class Mattise. What the painting doesn't show is how he climbed onto one of the enemy tanks, and dropped an active grenade down it's gun barrel before being killed by the machine guns of another enemy tank. The tank that he used the grenade on was disabled, and other Lamonian troops were able to take it back to a location where it could be extensively studied. PFC Matisse was posthumously awarded the Lamonian Medal of Honor, which is the highest medal that Lamoni can bestow for meritorious conduct in battle. He is a true Lamonian hero, and an inspiration for our armed forces."

It had been quite the journey, but at last the Zongguoese submarine could see the Lamonian harbor in the distance through the periscope. Not wanting to cause the Lamonian navy to panic at an unknown submarine in the harbor, the captain had sent word of the ship's approach. Soon, the IZN Himiko surfaced and members of the crew took positions on the outside deck of the vessel.

Two Lamonian Zwaardvissen class SSK's (FRLS Sturgeon, and FRLS Stingray) had been detailed to escort the Zongguoese Haruko class SSK into harbor. Directions to the IZN Himiko's docking berth were radioed to the submarine, and the IZN Himiko seemed to dock with no problems.

In the meantime, Foreign Minister Tanya Ley had taken a ride on a Leto AEW&C aircraft to get here, and they would be taking the Zongguoese to Government Air Force Base the same way. To be certain, there was also a VIP transport aircraft available, just in case the Princess wished. When the strains of music started, Tanya at first didn't know what to make of it, but a second later, she was able to make a guess that it was the Zongguoese National Anthem. It was a fairly nice tune, she thought.

"Are there any theories as to how we may have managed to artificially produce oil?"

"Plenty of them, my friend."

OOC: My foreign Minister is female!

OOC: She does not work for the Empress of Ixania though. :p

IC: "The impact of this discovery will be dramatic. Imagine a world where the only piece of the current oil industry that will be needed will be the units that turn Crude Oil into useful products. We see what we have discovered as a stepping stone to our longer term low environmental impact forms of energy. As I am sure that you will agree, the days of the use of oil are limited, even if it is artificially created."

"It would be a pleasure to imagine such a world and to work towards making that world into a reality rather than a figment of our imagination. I would love to learn more about the Lamonian project and I do agree that the days of using oil are limited; thus nations go out on crusades in order to maintain a surplus of oil even though some people will die for it in the end."

Trays of fresh fruit were now being placed on the table for consumption by whoever might desire them; and there were scattered conversations, including one between President Stinson and his Ixanian wife.

The Ixanian delegation greeted President Stinson and Adelaide with the Economic Minister delievering a message from the Empress specifically to Adelaide. "Adelaide, the Empress would like to know how one of her best friends has been doing in Lamoni since the time of your last correspondence. She is quite sure, though, that you and Stinson are relishing a strong and pleasurable marriage. Indeed, the Empress is actively looking for a husband as we speak."

To: President Stinson.

From: The Departments of Foreign Affairs, the Economy and the Environment,
Skyland Mt.

President Harvey wishes to congratulate you personally on your scientist's discover. While he cannot personally attend, a delegation will be sent comprising Ministers Benson, Carly, and Hernandez of the afformentioned Ministries. We will be arriving by air with their secretaries and a small security detachment.

Sincerly,
George Benson, Minister of Foreign Affairs,
Skyland Mt.

To: President Stinson.

From: The Departments of Foreign Affairs, the Economy and the Environment,
Skyland Mt.

President Harvey wishes to congratulate you personally on your scientist's discovery. While he cannot personally attend, a delegation will be sent comprising Ministers Benson, Carly, and Hernandez of the afformentioned Ministries. We will be arriving by air with their secretaries and a small security detachment.

Sincerely,
George Benson, Minister of Foreign Affairs,
Skyland Mt.

Foreign Ministry of the Free Republic of Lamoni

To: Department of Foreign Affairs
Skyland Mt.

We will be welcoming your delegation at Government Air Force Base; and the welcome of your delegation will be very warm indeed, as is deserving between two close allies. The delegations from Zongguo, Ixania, and Monavia are already present.

Signed,

Tanya Ley
Foreign Minister
Free Republic of Lamoni

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"Plenty of them, my friend."

"Well, you will have to wait and see which of the theories is correct. Not to be rude, but it is to the advantage of all the nations invited to this conference to learn of our discovery at the same time."

"It would be a pleasure to imagine such a world and to work towards making that world into a reality rather than a figment of our imagination. I would love to learn more about the Lamonian project and I do agree that the days of using oil are limited; thus nations go out on crusades in order to maintain a surplus of oil even though some people will die for it in the end."

"It is my belief that you will be pleasantly surprised when we unveil what our project has been about, and what it has discovered. Though our discovery will not end the oil crusades of some less... restrained nations, it will hopefully make them less of a necessity."

The Ixanian delegation greeted President Stinson and Adelaide with the Economic Minister delivering a message from the Empress specifically to Adelaide. "Adelaide, the Empress would like to know how one of her best friends has been doing in Lamoni since the time of your last correspondence. She is quite sure, though, that you and Stinson are relishing a strong and pleasurable marriage. Indeed, the Empress is actively looking for a husband as we speak."

"Yes, we have indeed been relishing a strong and pleasurable marriage. In fact, my husband is planning a romantic vacation for us somewhere. I am very pleased that my old friend is taking the time to... find a man. So far, i've had a marvelous time in Lamoni, and I am hopeful of seeing more of the country someday."

Adelaide held out a hand, wondering how chivalrous that Mr. Douglass would be.

"I have been doing wonderfully, Mr. Douglass, thank you. I must say that I have never been to Monavia, though my husband has; and he tells me that it is a wonderful place to visit."

"Why thank you," he replied. "Perhaps at some suitable time my government shall invite you and President Stinson there on a state visit."

President Stinson answered the inquiry. "The man in the painting is Private First Class Mattise. What the painting doesn't show is how he climbed onto one of the enemy tanks, and dropped an active grenade down it's gun barrel before being killed by the machine guns of another enemy tank. The tank that he used the grenade on was disabled, and other Lamonian troops were able to take it back to a location where it could be extensively studied. PFC Matisse was posthumously awarded the Lamonian Medal of Honor, which is the highest medal that Lamoni can bestow for meritorious conduct in battle. He is a true Lamonian hero, and an inspiration for our armed forces."

"I am quite sure that his efforts were most helpful in the scene of the war. Actually, I would like to know more about that conflict, if you would not mind telling me more."

Two Lamonian Zwaardvissen class SSK's (FRLS Sturgeon, and FRLS Stingray) had been detailed to escort the Zongguoese Haruko class SSK into harbor. Directions to the IZN Himiko's docking berth were radioed to the submarine, and the IZN Himiko seemed to dock with no problems.

In the meantime, Foreign Minister Tanya Ley had taken a ride on a Leto AEW&C aircraft to get here, and they would be taking the Zongguoese to Government Air Force Base the same way. To be certain, there was also a VIP transport aircraft available, just in case the Princess wished. When the strains of music started, Tanya at first didn't know what to make of it, but a second later, she was able to make a guess that it was the Zongguoese National Anthem. It was a fairly nice tune, she thought.

The IZN Himiko pulled in with no difficulty, though the skipper privately wondered why Lamonian subs had been detailed to escort her ship rather than surface vessels. Not that it was a concern, really. In fact, she and the Princess were both amused by the annoyed faces on some of the sailors the XO had rounded up to sing the anthem. There were other duties they'd been expected to do, but when the daughter of the Emperor ordered you to do something, you did it.

So what the Lamonians heard was an acapella rendition of the song, as no one had time to go below decks and get instruments. At its conclusion, Princess Sun Mei nodded to the Captain, who started hollering orders at the Himiko's crew. The Princess herself stepped down from the ship and, accompanied by a pair of Imperial Marines - who'd come up out of the sub moments after the singing began - that were armed with AK-74 assault rifles. Notably, both Marines were also female.

The Princess made her way to the Lamonian foreign minister and nodded, "Tanya Ley, I presume?"

What was odd about the Princess, and which was in fact true for all Zongguoese, was that while she spoke perfect English, that English bore a London (English) accent. Not just London, but one might say upper-crust London.

The private government plane touched down and coasted to a stop in its designated place. Almost at once the delegates exited. First came Samantha Carly, the current economic minister. She was a thin blond woman, a stark contrast to the older, broad shouldered Minister of Foreign Affairs George Benson, and the imposing figure of Richard Hernandez, Minister of the Environment. As their aids and security followed them off the plane, they looked around expectantly for their delegation.

The private government plane touched down and coasted to a stop in its designated place. Almost at once the delegates exited. First came Samantha Carly, the current economic minister. She was a thin blond woman, a stark contrast to the older, broad shouldered Minister of Foreign Affairs George Benson, and the imposing figure of Richard Hernandez, Minister of the Environment. As their aids and security followed them off the plane, they looked around expectantly for their delegation.

Lamonian Vice-President Antonio Cruz was waiting for the delegation from Skyland Mt., and stepped forward once the delegation had left their plane. Already, the Lamonian Army band was playing the national anthem of Skyland Mt., to be followed by the Lamonian National Anthem.

"Greetings Ministers, I am Vice-President Antonio Cruz. Welcome to Lamoni. If you'd follow me, we can head over to the Presidential Palace. Unless you would like to make a stop at your embassy first, of course."

Cruz led the way to the waiting vehicles, allowing the Skyland Mt. delegation to enter first. The cars were organized into a convoy, both led and trailed by one Ironheart APC each. No one had any intelligence pointing to an attack on any of the delegations, but any such meeting would be a major terrorist target, if they could hit it.

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So what the Lamonians heard was an acapella rendition of the song, as no one had time to go below decks and get instruments. At its conclusion, Princess Sun Mei nodded to the Captain, who started hollering orders at the Himiko's crew. The Princess herself stepped down from the ship and, accompanied by a pair of Imperial Marines - who'd come up out of the sub moments after the singing began - that were armed with AK-74 assault rifles. Notably, both Marines were also female.

The Princess made her way to the Lamonian foreign minister and nodded, "Tanya Ley, I presume?"

The two (male) Lamonian Marines at the land end of the brow cover instantly snapped to attention and flashed crisp salutes as the Zongguoese reached Lamonian soil. The Lamonian Marines were armed with AR-44 A1 assault rifles, which had been meticulously maintained.

"Your Highness; yes, I am Lamonian Foreign Minister Tanya Ley. If you would follow me, we have a VIP air transport available for you and your entourage to fly to the Presidential Palace for the meeting; and we have a barracks prepared for your submarine's crew if you desire. If you have any questions, feel free to ask."

The VIP transport was an Embraer Lineage 1000, with comfortabe VIP seating for up to nineteen people. Tanya reclaimed the Princess' attention, and said, "To your right, you can see one of our Leto Airborne Early Warning and Control aircraft. It was built on the same airframe as the aircraft that we are currently aboard, but was modified for military purposes, including the addition of the powerful AESA Radar that looks like a long grey piece of lumber. That aircraft, and no less than ten F-31 Air Superiority Fighters will be the escort of this aircraft to Government Air Force Base, from where we can take comfortable limosuines directly to the meeting site at the Presidential Palace."

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"Why thank you," he replied. "Perhaps at some suitable time my government shall invite you and President Stinson there on a state visit."

"I would enjoy that very much. I understand from my husband that your nation has a King and Queen. I am sure that you know of the Ixanian Empress? I was one of her principal advisers before I married my husband."

"I am quite sure that his efforts were most helpful in the scene of the war. Actually, I would like to know more about that conflict, if you would not mind telling me more."

"Certainly," President Stinson replied. "The conflict that provided the inspiration for the painting was known as the AOWar. It was fought between two rival alliances in AO. One of the alliances contained democracies, and one kingdom. It was known as the SDL, and Lamoni was the unofficial leader of the alliance.

The other alliance was known as the SAAS, and it was composed of autocracies. It was perhaps inevitable that these two regional titans would find themselves in conflict; after all, what tyrant likes the constant reminder of the freedoms that other states give their citizens?

Starblaydia, an SAAS nation, claimed that the war started when agents of The Lowland Clans, an SDL nation, infiltrated Starblaydia, and attempted to assasinate the Starblaydi Lady-Protector. When the first warshots were fired, Lamoni honored it's SDL obligations by declaring war on Starblaydia, and the war of the alliances was underway. Nations from both alliances declared war on each other left and right, and even the neutral nations didn't feel safe. Most of the fighting occured between Starblaydi and SDL forces in The Lowland Clans, but some fighting took place in Nedalia, and Hypocria.

The pride and joy of the Starblaydi Army was their Crookfur made T-7 Gilgamesh Main Battle Tanks, and you can see what they look like in the painting. At the time, they were the most advanced Main Battle Tanks in the region; but that has passed with the Lamonian purchase of LY4A1 Wolfhound Main Battle Tanks by Lamoni after the war. Either way, the Starblaydi Army made it to the gates of the capitol of The Lowland Clans before they were stopped by massed SDL forces, which had finally begun to arrive in theatre. After that, the SDL forces pushed the Starbladi's all the way back to their own pre-war borders; and the former ruler of Starblaydia (whom everyone believed dead when Lady-Protector Viannor launched her coup, and started the AOWar), Lord-Protector Tiberius Starblayde, regained power and offered a cease-fire. It has been the most costly war in AO history, and the only AO-wide war.

"Greetings Ministers, I am Vice-President Antonio Cruz. Welcome to Lamoni. If you'd follow me, we can head over to the Presidential Palace. Unless you would like to make a stop at your embassy first, of course."

Minister Benson stepped forward to shake the Vice President's hand.

"We apologise for our delayed arrival, we had some pressing business to attend to at home We recognize the importance of these meetings and are honored by our place at them. We would like to meet with the other delegated immediately. I epesially look forward to meeting Minister Ley again."

Minister Benson stepped forward to shake the Vice President's hand.

"We apologize for our delayed arrival, we had some pressing business to attend to at home. We recognize the importance of these meetings and are honored by our place at them. We would like to meet with the other delegates immediately. I especially look forward to meeting Minister Ley again."

"At the moment, Foreign Minister Ley is escorting the Zongguoese representative to the conference, but you will be able to see her again later. Now, if you'd all please follow me, we have limos available to take us all to the conference location."

Vice-President Cruz led the delegation to their convoy, and they were taken to the Presidential Palace. Once there, they were led to the conference room where the other delegations were seated; servants now placing platters of fruit on the table for the delegations to snack on.

"Well, you will have to wait and see which of the theories is correct. Not to be rude, but it is to the advantage of all the nations invited to this conference to learn of our discovery at the same time."

"Understood. All of us will relish the discovery in equal measure."

"It is my belief that you will be pleasantly surprised when we unveil what our project has been about, and what it has discovered. Though our discovery will not end the oil crusades of some less... restrained nations, it will hopefully make them less of a necessity."

"Hopefully we shall be able to have a continuous and easy to obtain supply of oil."

"Yes, we have indeed been relishing a strong and pleasurable marriage. In fact, my husband is planning a romantic vacation for us somewhere. I am very pleased that my old friend is taking the time to... find a man. So far, i've had a marvelous time in Lamoni, and I am hopeful of seeing more of the country someday."

"The Empress will be pleased to hear this, Madam Stinson. I must say that the Empress is hopeful that she will find a good man and that she is glad to see that you've married such a fine man as the President of Lamoni who she has met before."

"I would enjoy that very much. I understand from my husband that your nation has a King and Queen. I am sure that you know of the Ixanian Empress? I was one of her principal advisers before I married my husband."

"Our Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mr. Carter, travelled to Neo-Ixania to visit Empress Anastasia II on an important occasion, in the form of a royal gala. He spoke with her for a while, and was very pleased with his time there. He left only several hours after arriving, after all, this was merely a gesture of good faith and friendship, but I was lucky to hear that Mr. Rucinsky, the Ixanian Foreign Minister, had decided to visit us."

"Certainly," President Stinson replied. "The conflict that provided the inspiration for the painting was known as the AOWar. It was fought between two rival alliances in AO. One of the alliances contained democracies, and one kingdom. It was known as the SDL, and Lamoni was the unofficial leader of the alliance.

The other alliance was known as the SAAS, and it was composed of autocracies. It was perhaps inevitable that these two regional titans would find themselves in conflict; after all, what tyrant likes the constant reminder of the freedoms that other states give their citizens?

Starblaydia, an SAAS nation, claimed that the war started when agents of The Lowland Clans, an SDL nation, infiltrated Starblaydia, and attempted to assasinate the Starblaydi Lady-Protector. When the first warshots were fired, Lamoni honored it's SDL obligations by declaring war on Starblaydia, and the war of the alliances was underway. Nations from both alliances declared war on each other left and right, and even the neutral nations didn't feel safe. Most of the fighting occured between Starblaydi and SDL forces in The Lowland Clans, but some fighting took place in Nedalia, and Hypocria.

The pride and joy of the Starblaydi Army was their Crookfur made T-7 Gilgamesh Main Battle Tanks, and you can see what they look like in the painting. At the time, they were the most advanced Main Battle Tanks in the region; but that has passed with the Lamonian purchase of LY4A1 Wolfhound Main Battle Tanks by Lamoni after the war. Either way, the Starblaydi Army made it to the gates of the capitol of The Lowland Clans before they were stopped by massed SDL forces, which had finally begun to arrive in theatre. After that, the SDL forces pushed the Starbladi's all the way back to their own pre-war borders; and the former ruler of Starblaydia (whom everyone believed dead when Lady-Protector Viannor launched her coup, and started the AOWar), Lord-Protector Tiberius Starblayde, regained power and offered a cease-fire. It has been the most costly war in AO history, and the only AO-wide war.

"The last major war the Monavia participated in, which proved to be very costly, was the Vendian Upheaval, which lasted from 1933 to 1947. Vendia was a small nation, which was ruled by a number of different rulers. It was more of a confederation, having originated around the year 700 AD. There was once a grwat empire, spanning a large portion of the region. After it fell, a very large piece of it became what is now the Capital District of Monavia and an area extending for about a hundred or so miles out.

"Vendia came into being when remnants were gradually conquered by feuding warlords and nobles, and they soon organized a confederation. Around the year 1500, the confederation fell under the dominion of an exiled Monavian noble who invaded with a force numbering about 25,000. After consolidating about half of the confederation, his successors took over most of the land, and eventually had control of the whole country.

"The old wounds eventually healed, and the monarchy became very successful. The country grew and prospered for a long time. The monarchy lasted until 1931, when great numbers of citizens began adopting revolutionary principles. The current ruler at the time believed strongly in freedom of information, however, his people were not good at taking ideas with grains of salt, and so immigrants who brought in new ideas soon had the popular support of the populace.

"They all had the idea in mind of destroying the old order and replacing it with their own, however, with seven different leaders competing to take over the nation, they hurt themselves about a smuch as they hurt the old government. The revolution was successful, but most of the loyalists fled to friendly countries, mostly to Monavia. The government was not happy with the demise of one of its allies, and soon launched an all-out war against the Vendian rebels.

"Within five years, about two dozen other nations took sides in the conflict, and Vendia was left as a wasteland. The rebels surrendered, mainly because Monavia was able to pressure most of the belligerants into withdrawing from the conflict. The loyalists soon left for home after the conclusion of the war. Monavia has been in wars after that one, but they were all small in scale. Vendia has since rebuilt, and the people are actually quite greatful for the assistance on our part to win back their country for them. The government reorganized itself into a republic, however it too collapsed, because some rebels which survived the war came back to wreck the democracy.

"One of the leaders of the loyalists, and a descendent of the last monarch eventually took control long enough to stablizt the nation and hold an election. He proposed a new constitution, among other things. When he came up for reelection, another rebellion took place but it failed. He then made an offer to the citizenry to hold a popular referendum to amend a portion of the constitution, which would still allow for him to be elected, but instead he would have a permanent term.

"He ruled as a benevolent dictator, then before retiring, he held another election, this time to choose his sucessor. The new dictator had his term limited, by his own choice, to thirty years. It expires in 2010. After that, the nation will revert back to a republic, and the previous provisions of the constitution will be restored."

"Hopefully we shall be able to have a continuous and easy to obtain supply of oil."

"Oh, that shouldn't be a problem, if done intelligently."

"The Empress will be pleased to hear this, Madam Stinson. I must say that the Empress is hopeful that she will find a good man and that she is glad to see that you've married such a fine man as the President of Lamoni who she has met before."

"I would enjoy meeting the man that my friend decides to marry. I can't describe how wonderful that it feels to finally meet a man that you feel that you can truly spend the rest of your life with."

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"Within five years, about two dozen other nations took sides in the conflict, and Vendia was left as a wasteland. The rebels surrendered, mainly because Monavia was able to pressure most of the belligerents into withdrawing from the conflict. The loyalists soon left for home after the conclusion of the war. Monavia has been in wars after that one, but they were all small in scale. Vendia has since rebuilt, and the people are actually quite greatful for the assistance on our part to win back their country for them. The government reorganized itself into a republic, however it too collapsed, because some rebels which survived the war came back to wreck the democracy.

"One of the leaders of the loyalists, and a descendant of the last monarch eventually took control long enough to stabilize the nation and hold an election. He proposed a new constitution, among other things. When he came up for reelection, another rebellion took place but it failed. He then made an offer to the citizenry to hold a popular referendum to amend a portion of the constitution, which would still allow for him to be elected, but instead he would have a permanent term.

"He ruled as a benevolent dictator, then before retiring, he held another election, this time to choose his successor. The new dictator had his term limited, by his own choice, to thirty years. It expires in 2010. After that, the nation will revert back to a republic, and the previous provisions of the constitution will be restored."

"Hopefully, Vendia will be able to continue as a viable democratic state. Lamoni has fought for the rights of democratic governments in it's own region more than once, and we will not shirk from doing it again if needed."

"Hopefully, Vendia will be able to continue as a viable democratic state. Lamoni has fought for the rights of democratic governments in it's own region more than once, and we will not shirk from doing it again if needed."

"All I can say is that under the system we have set up, monetary aid will continue to be sent to support the reinvigoration of the country. The fact that you and the Lamonian government is an honest and forthright regime with a strong character will bring much hope to the region. Nations like yours and mine are like the beacons of the lighthouse, guiding lost peoples to places of safety.

"The same can be said for some other nations as well."

Mrs. Wright then proceeded to enter the meeting room, where she joined Mr. Douglass and Mr. Whipple. They all sat down and awaited the arrival of the other delegates.

"Nations like yours and mine are like the beacons of the lighthouse, guiding lost peoples to places of safety.

"The same can be said for some other nations as well."


"And Skyland Mt is one of those nations. To those of you who have not met me before, my name is George Benson, and I'm the Minister of Foreign Affairs for President Harvey. These are Ministers Carly and Hernandez, the Ministers of Economy and the Environment.

Skyland Mt is committed to the furtherance of Democracy and equality, and it is to that end that our foreign policy objectives are focussed. Lacking in Military or economic power, we rely on diplomacy and limited humanitarian aid to further these goals. My nation is not very dependent on fossil fuels, so we view this development by Lamoni mainly in the terms of its global Geo-political implications."

The two (male) Lamonian Marines at the land end of the brow cover instantly snapped to attention and flashed crisp salutes as the Zongguoese reached Lamonian soil. The Lamonian Marines were armed with AR-44 A1 assault rifles, which had been meticulously maintained.

"Your Highness; yes, I am Lamonian Foreign Minister Tanya Ley. If you would follow me, we have a VIP air transport available for you and your entourage to fly to the Presidential Palace for the meeting; and we have a barracks prepared for your submarine's crew if you desire. If you have any questions, feel free to ask."

The VIP transport was an Embraer Lineage 1000, with comfortabe VIP seating for up to nineteen people. Tanya reclaimed the Princess' attention, and said, "To your right, you can see one of our Leto Airborne Early Warning and Control aircraft. It was built on the same airframe as the aircraft that we are currently aboard, but was modified for military purposes, including the addition of the powerful AESA Radar that looks like a long grey piece of lumber. That aircraft, and no less than ten F-31 Air Superiority Fighters will be the escort of this aircraft to Government Air Force Base, from where we can take comfortable limosuines directly to the meeting site at the Presidential Palace."

The pair of female Imperial Marines with the Princess eyed the Lamonian marines with slight suspicion, then returned their attention to their duties. For her part, Princess Sun Mei returned the salutes of the Lamonian soldiers, if a bit less crisply than she'd have done for Zongguoese. It wasn't that they were men, and the true reason was difficult to explain.

"Good. The crew of the IZN Himiko will, in fact, stay in the barracks you have so generously offered. Most of them; some will remain to guard our warship. Of course, they will be forbidden from leaving the barracks until we are ready to return home. Fraternization between the Imperial Navy and Lamonian personnel has been largely forbidden for this trip," the Princess responded to Ley's words, "As for my entourage, you are looking at it, for the most part. There are three others who will be accompanying me: two more Imperial Marines, and Captain Kai of the Imperial Air Force. We're hoping to arrange more than this oil production, you see."

Soon enough, a second pair of Imperial Marines (both also female) came out of the Himiko, followed by another young woman in uniform. Hers was of a light blue, and appeared to be a skirted variant of a cross between Imperial Japanese and PLA issue. The cap, however, was of the same style a male officer would wear - the same light blue with an emblem of a sun inside a disc, the disc sprouting wings on either side.

"And here they are," the Princess nodded in the other Zongguoese's direction, "We are ready to board your VIP aircraft, Ms. Ley."

After that, the Princess looked to Captain Kai and asked a pointed question in Zongguoese. The Captain responded in the same language, short and concise. It was apparently the right answer, for the Princess asked nothing more of the Captain, but rather headed for the VIP craft, along with her Marine escort.

Captain Kai, though, was admiring the Leto AEWC for a moment. Then, she looked to the foreign minister and asked, "So, Ms. Ley, I have two questions for you immediately. Firstly, how much do you know about a fighter called the F-4 Bird of Prey? Secondly, the IZAF has studied the F-31's design, and may wish to begin a purchasing plan. We cannot afford all the planes we want immediately and still have enough for the IZN, but perhaps a payment schedule could be drawn up instead?"

"And Skyland Mt is one of those nations. To those of you who have not met me before, my name is George Benson, and I'm the Minister of Foreign Affairs for President Harvey. These are Ministers Carly and Hernandez, the Ministers of Economy and the Environment.

Skyland Mt is committed to the furtherance of Democracy and equality, and it is to that end that our foreign policy objectives are focussed. Lacking in Military or economic power, we rely on diplomacy and limited humanitarian aid to further these goals. My nation is not very dependent on fossil fuels, so we view this development by Lamoni mainly in the terms of its global Geo-political implications."

President Stinson was about to respond to the Monavian, when Foreign Affairs Minister Benson from Skyland Mt. broke in with his comments.

"From my observations of all three nations, I would indeed say that our three nations are all beacons in the darkness, though I have yet to personally visit Skyland Mt. myself. I know that Skyland Mt. has been very thankful for the watchful military eye and assistance of Lamoni. I would have to say that everyone here is interested in the Geo-Political implications. We estimate that our discovery will dramatically reduce the world wide wave of invasions due to crude oil deposits. Or maybe I just let my imagination get away from me. Either way, things will change. The meeting itself will begin soon, and I have word that the representative from Zongguo is on her way to the meeting from harbor. I normally don't care to drop names; but she is the Zongguoese Princess. From the little that I understand Zongguoese politics, she will likely to get uppity if someone addresses her in any other fashion than Your Highness, so please make sure that everyone in your delegations knows this; though I will repeat it just before she reaches the meeting."

President Stinson was about to respond to the Monavian, when Foreign Affairs Minister Benson from Skyland Mt. broke in with his comments.

"From my observations of all three nations, I would indeed say that our three nations are all beacons in the darkness, though I have yet to personally visit Skyland Mt. myself. I know that Skyland Mt. has been very thankful for the watchful military eye and assistance of Lamoni. I would have to say that everyone here is interested in the Geo-Political implications. We estimate that our discovery will dramatically reduce the world wide wave of invasions due to crude oil deposits. Or maybe I just let my imagination get away from me. Either way, things will change. The meeting itself will begin soon, and I have word that the representative from Zongguo is on her way to the meeting from harbor. I normally don't care to drop names; but she is the Zongguoese Princess. From the little that I understand Zongguoese politics, she will likely to get uppity if someone addresses her in any other fashion than Your Highness, so please make sure that everyone in your delegations knows this; though I will repeat it just before she reaches the meeting."

"I will also agree with your observations. What fossil fuels are still used in Monavia can be replaced quickly by using the method pioneered by the Lamonian scientists. While my counrty uses about 350,000,000 barrels of oil yearly, this amount has been the same for a long time.

"As for the Princess, I will of course offer by highest respect to her.'

Turning to Mr. Benson, he said, "Your commitment to helping promote world peace through your methods are endorsed by many people in Monavia. In terms of muilitary and economic power, we have some considerable weight to throw around, but we would rather refrain from doing so than waste money on expensive wars.

"Diplomacy is clearly an easier and more effective alternative in the vast majority of cases, and the use of foreign aid is a good way to build an international friendship with our neighbors."

"From my observations of all three nations, I would indeed say that our three nations are all beacons in the darkness, though I have yet to personally visit Skyland Mt. myself. I know that Skyland Mt. has been very thankful for the watchful military eye and assistance of Lamoni."

Minister Benson, leaned closer to President Stinson and said:

"By the way, the President has asked if we could arrange a private meeting to discuss matters related to our defense concerns. And he also says that we will be celebrating an important national holiday in a couple weeks, and that if you wished to be present at the opening ceremonies in person, it would be a great honor to the citizens of Skyland Mt. Regardless, it would be our pleasure to have you pay a visit to our nation, at your conveniance, of course." Then he turned to address the Monavian delegation.

"The President has great respect for those who value diplomacy over brute force, and so do I. I will forward your words to the President, and I have little doubt that we will soon see an expansion of formal diplomatic relations between our nations. After all, like-minded people must stand together against the darker aspects of the world."

"Oh, that shouldn't be a problem, if done intelligently."



"I would enjoy meeting the man that my friend decides to marry. I can't describe how wonderful that it feels to finally meet a man that you feel that you can truly spend the rest of your life with."

"I am sure that it would be done intelligently. At least I hope so."


"I am sure you would be able to meet whoever she decides to marry, Mrs. Stinson and it is surely pleasurable to be with the man or woman of one's dreams. Perhaps, after this meeting here, you may visit her again."

"The President has great respect for those who value diplomacy over brute force, and so do I. I will forward your words to the President, and I have little doubt that we will soon see an expansion of formal diplomatic relations between our nations. After all, like-minded people must stand together against the darker aspects of the world."

"The Empress of Ixania values diplomacy over brute force. Although war can be justified at times, it is essential that it be a last resort, that is, used only after all other methods at gaining peace and accord have been used. We would not want people to die when they did not actually have to die."

"The Empress of Ixania values diplomacy over brute force. Although war can be justified at times, it is essential that it be a last resort, that is, used only after all other methods at gaining peace and accord have been used. We would not want people to die when they did not actually have to die."

"While my government does tend to implement such a policy as this one, the use of gunboat diplomacy to resolve an issue has happened more than once this last century. In the last 100 years, a number of wars have been averted through this method, but even without the threat of force, diplomacy is a potent tool when used properly."

"While my government does tend to implement such a policy as this one, the use of gunboat diplomacy to resolve an issue has happened more than once this last century. In the last 100 years, a number of wars have been averted through this method, but even without the threat of force, diplomacy is a potent tool when used properly."

"That is true; the pen can be as mighty as the sword in certain situations. I would hope that most wars can be avoided but there are times when war may be justified."

"Good. The crew of the IZN Himiko will, in fact, stay in the barracks you have so generously offered. Most of them; some will remain to guard our warship. Of course, they will be forbidden from leaving the barracks until we are ready to return home. Fraternization between the Imperial Navy and Lamonian personnel has been largely forbidden for this trip," the Princess responded to Ley's words, "As for my entourage, you are looking at it, for the most part. There are three others who will be accompanying me: two more Imperial Marines, and Captain Kai of the Imperial Air Force. We're hoping to arrange more than this oil production, you see."

"There is even a cafeteria and a library in the barracks for your submarine crew, Your Highness. They should find themselves comfortable; and if they need anything, they just have to ask."

After a polite gesture of welcome to the Marines and the IZAF Captain, Foreign Minister Ley responded, "That is acceptable. If you will all follow me, I will escort you to the VIP aerial transport. What else would you like to arrange, Your Highness?"

Captain Kai, though, was admiring the Leto AEWC for a moment. Then, she looked to the foreign minister and asked, "So, Ms. Ley, I have two questions for you immediately. Firstly, how much do you know about a fighter called the F-4 Bird of Prey? Secondly, the IZAF has studied the F-31's design, and may wish to begin a purchasing plan. We cannot afford all the planes we want immediately and still have enough for the IZN, but perhaps a payment schedule could be drawn up instead?"

"I know a fair bit about the F-4 Bird of Prey myself, but there are better people to ask that question... I can introduce you to some of them when we reach the Presidential Palace if that is acceptable.

A payment plan would be acceptable, depending on the terms. Certainly, the F-31 will enhance the combat capability of the IZAF. And as I understand it, there is still work needing to be done in order to refit the F-31 into a naval variant, but I have heard that LAIX Arms is working on that."

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"By the way, the President has asked if we could arrange a private meeting to discuss matters related to our defense concerns. And he also says that we will be celebrating an important national holiday in a couple weeks, and that if you wished to be present at the opening ceremonies in person, it would be a great honor to the citizens of Skyland Mt. Regardless, it would be our pleasure to have you pay a visit to our nation, at your conveniance, of course."

"I would be pleased to visit Skyland Mt. during it's time of holiday. Should this conference end before that time, then my wife and I will visit Skyland Mt. What sort of defense concerns would you like to talk about? Mind, there are facilities here to talk about that in private, if you wish."

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"I am sure you would be able to meet whoever she decides to marry, Mrs. Stinson and it is surely pleasurable to be with the man or woman of one's dreams. Perhaps, after this meeting here, you may visit her again."

"Certainly. I should wish to take my husband along with me to visit my old friend, of course."

"That is true; the pen can be as mighty as the sword in certain situations. I would hope that most wars can be avoided but there are times when war may be justified."

"Quite so. There are times when Lamoni has had to use the threat of military force in order to defuse a situation, and no more than a few occasions when we have actually had to use that military force. Fortunately, there haven't been all that many flash points."

[Quote]"I would be pleased to visit Skyland Mt. during it's time of holiday. Should this conference end before that time, then my wife and I will visit Skyland Mt. What sort of defense concerns would you like to talk about? Mind, there are facilities here to talk about that in private, if you wish."[Quote/]

"We wish to discuss the concerns of air defense and counter terrorism in general, and how our military forces can best be used to augment each others capabilities. We also wish to discuss how these issues might be addressed when we hold our next war games. Further discussions should be held privately, however, the President said to make it clear that he would personally welcome the presense of any democratic alley of Lamoni at our next war games. If you're interested, we should discuss the matter in private.

Now, is everyone here? I'm eager to begin further discussion of the matter at hand. Specifically, to what extent this new technology will be made available to other nations, and what the geopolitical implications would be if it became widely available. My expertise is in foreign policy, so the environmental and economic side of things should be addressed to my fellows here."

"We wish to discuss the concerns of air defense and counter terrorism in general, and how our military forces can best be used to augment each others capabilities."

Alexandra Witte smiled. "Are you suggesting that a pact between our nations be created, sir?"

Now, is everyone here? I'm eager to begin further discussion of the matter at hand. Specifically, to what extent this new technology will be made available to other nations, and what the geopolitical implications would be if it became widely available. My expertise is in foreign policy, so the environmental and economic side of things should be addressed to my fellows here."

"It is essential that each of us is able to obtain the technology equally so that all of us may benefit from it without resorting to calls of favoritism. I believe that we should each build plants in our nations which would work to produce oil with the technology Lamoni had developed and that we fund further research into the newfound technology."

Alexandra Witte smiled. "Are you suggesting that a pact between our nations be created, sir?"



"It is essential that each of us is able to obtain the technology equally so that all of us may benefit from it without resorting to calls of favoritism. I believe that we should each build plants in our nations which would work to produce oil with the technology Lamoni had developed and that we fund further research into the newfound technology."

"We would be interested in discussing further diplomatic relations with your Government, however that would best be discussed privately at a later date. For now, I feel that once all delegates are present and ready to begin discussions, we should focus on the matter at hand, which for us means mitigating any destabilizing effect this technology might have on global politics, and keeping it out of the hands of tyrants who might benefit from it."

"We wish to discuss the concerns of air defense and counter terrorism in general, and how our military forces can best be used to augment each others capabilities. We also wish to discuss how these issues might be addressed when we hold our next war games. Further discussions should be held privately, however, the President said to make it clear that he would personally welcome the presense of any democratic alley of Lamoni at our next war games. If you're interested, we should discuss the matter in private.

"The Lamonian government is always interested in such joint initiatives. It won't be all that hard to manage private meetings; and I would like to hear more about what you have in mind. I will be sure to spread the message to the democratic allies that the Free Republic has managed to find."

Now, is everyone here? I'm eager to begin further discussion of the matter at hand. Specifically, to what extent this new technology will be made available to other nations, and what the geopolitical implications would be if it became widely available. My expertise is in foreign policy, so the environmental and economic side of things should be addressed to my fellows here."

"Everyone except for the Princess of Zongguo, but there is one minor matter regarding her that we must attend to first, in order to ensure sucsessful talks. Everyone to your seats, please."

Those that heard the President sat down at their assigned places, and those who didn't... well, they probably noticed that everyone else was starting to sit down, and would hopefully take the hint.

"I would like to welcome all of you to the diplomatic conference that the Free Republic has been able to arrange. Before we begin, we are short on delegate; but I can't emphasize what I am about to say about this delegate enough. The missing delegate is the Princess from Zongguo, and if anyone in this room does not address her as 'Your Highness,' these talks will become hard to move forward... at least from the Zongguoese perspective, and there are reasons that we are trying to stay on the good side of Zongguo. In any case..."

This was the moment that the Princess and her entourage walked into the conference room. If there was a negative reaction to what looked like a meeting that had started in her absence, President Stinson didn't notice it. Instead, he simply called the meeting to order.

"Now that everyone is here, I would like to properly begin this meeting. As all of you know, the scientists of the Free Republic have found a new way to artificially create Crude Oil." A man in a white lab Coat entered the room, and Stinson looked annoyed at the interruption of his speach, until he saw who it was. "Professor Carter is the man who paved the way for the new technical innovation that could single handedly do away with much of the current oil industry. Professor, if you would like to start?"

"Certainly," began the Proffessor. "There has been notice taken in various scientific journals that if you change the DNA of certain bacteria, that you could change what they excrete. With this in mind, we started looking for a way to have bacterially made silk. What we discovered was nothing short of brilliant. 'The silk team,' as they were called, did indeed find what they were looking for, and are attempting to find a way to market their creation now. However, a bright graduate student started wondering if there was a new way to artificially create crude oil. I was that graduate student, and I submitted the grant proposal that led to the reason that we are all assembled here today.

Starting with a basic non-pathogenic strain of the E. Coli bacteria, my team and I changed the organism's DNA; hoping to find one that would excrete Crude Oil. The whole process involved a lot of trial and error, but we eventually got what we were aiming for. It is indeed possible for a modified version of the E. Coli bacteria to produce Crude Oil every bit as good as what is currently pumped out of the ground. The oil samples that were sent to all of the invited nations were generated by these modified bacteria.

Through research, we have determined that this new strain of bacteria can either wood chips, or straw, and excrete Crude Oil. We have not yet had sufficient time to investigate whether there are other 'foods' that will also enable the bacteria to secrete Crude Oil, but we have had the time to create our own small 'oil factory.' From that factory, we have been able to create 1,000 barrels of crude oil in a month. It is our belief that with full funding and more time, that this production rate can be significantly increased; perhaps to the point where an area that would encompass a normal sized middle class house would be able to generate 12 million barrels of crude oil a year. Multiply that by thousands of facilities, and you can imagine how revolutionary that this discovery could become.

We estimate that our discovery could eventually become a turning point in world history equal to the discovery that oil would be able to meet human energy needs, even if it was a non-renewable resource. This discovery must remain out of the hands of those who would use it to only their own advantage; and this is why we are proposing that the nations present at this conference form a cartel in order to spread this knowledge to other nations who won't use the technology to fuel their war machines into greater and greater atrocities. The fact that multiple nations would posess the original technology would also make it pointless to invade any one nation in order to obtain it, especially with multiple other nations having this technology."

"Thank you, Professor." President Stinson watched the buzz that was already starting to form itself amongst the various delegations. However, the Professor is quite correct that there are nations out there that will try to gain exclusive rights to the technology. Such nations will likely attempt to use the technology to fuel their vast war machines. It would do well to keep nations like Doomingsland and AutoMagFreek from attacking one nation in order to gain exclusive use of the technology. This is part of the reason that we are forming this cartel of nations. In a way, we are forming the next OPEC.

I personally think that our focus should be to create crude oil using the technolgy, and then to sell the technology to nations that we all feel can be trusted not to invade other nations once they gain the ability. We want this technology to be used by peaceful nations; we don't want this technology in the hands of Doomingsland, for example.

Are there any questions or preliminary thoughts?"

The people of Starblaydia liked to make an entrance. Perhaps it was something in the genes or the culture, but when they walked into a room they liked to, and were used to, having everyone notice them. Starblaydi are rarely ostentatious over their wealth, possessions, careers or anything tangible, but it is in their presence where they like to make an impact. Those who rise to the top inevitably have an aura around them, a natural confidence and charisma that comes from within, mostly from a firmly-held belief that the grass is greener on their side of the fence. Fierce patriotism is not uncommon among the many thousands of nations of the world - in fact the sheer number of sovereign states may well be a result of the nationalistic fervour of the planet's inhabitants - but Starblaydi culture is long and distinguished, and they have always been a people to fuse the modern with the traditional and even ancient.

Lady Aurora Jansen was never late, fashionably or otherwise. She always turned up at precisely the time she wished, flowing into a room with a long and confident stride as if the north wind itself was at her back and at her command. Starblaydia's Foreign Minister was often said to remind people of Lady Viannor, such was her presence. Though she was also a highly-intelligent and motivated individual, Lady Aurora didn't possess the sheer outward malevolence that the former tyrant of Starblaydia had shown in spades. She was the head of Starblaydia's delegation, which included senior Trade and Environmental aides, as well as the usual security procedures. 'The usual', however, was completely unusual in this case. Barely a decade earlier, this would have been the equivalent of walking straight into the lion's den, the teeth of the tiger, the bear's woods or some other metaphor for going into a risky place. As was well known, Starblaydia and Lamoni had been at war with each other as part of their respective opposing alliances. That was, thankfully, had been over for a while, and Starblaydia had been transformed from malevolent dictatorship to constitutional democracy - the very thing that had brought the war to a halt just as the tide had turned and Starblaydia was on the defensive.

The Starblaydi carrier fleet had made its way in a general south-easterly direction to get close to Lamoni's territorial waters. Thankfully, these two nations, arguably greatest of the powers in Atlantian Oceania, were on opposite sides of the Atlantian map. No doubt the Lamonian radar and sonar operators in the immediate vicinity were ambivolent about the visit - partly tearing their hair out but also rubbing their hands together in glee as they'd be able to get a look at their historical local rivals.

The personnel helicopter that brought the delegation across to the mainland was flanked by two attack helicopters and covered for as long as was possible by Starblaydi fighter jets from the carrier, as flight operations continued as normal. T o the appropriate spot they were directed, as close to where they needed to be in the Presidential Palace as possible. As the helicopter landed and the doors opened, Lady Jansen was the first to step out. In a well-fitting black trouser suit with open necked white shirt, her long long hair was tossed about by the chopper's downdraft from the blades, to protect her eyes from which she wore dark sunglasses. Following swiftly behind her were the suited security personnel and associated diplomatic aides.

Not wanting to make time for small talk she breezed past the usual chit-chat, as was her style, and left her detail behind in her long, fast stride as she made her way to the conference room. Doors were swiftly opened to make way for her as she did not slow her pace for a moment. Finally, the final set of double doors were hurriedly flung open in front of her and the heavy clicking of her boot heels on the floor came to a sudden halt as the Lamonian President finished speaking.

"Questions? Yes, two," she said boldly, immediately latching on to President Stinson opening things up to the floor, "how much does it cost and how quickly is it produced?"

"That is true; the pen can be as mighty as the sword in certain situations. I would hope that most wars can be avoided but there are times when war may be justified."

"Usually that is why Monavia got into its wars," Mr. Douglass added.

"Now, is everyone here? I'm eager to begin further discussion of the matter at hand. Specifically, to what extent this new technology will be made available to other nations, and what the geopolitical implications would be if it became widely available. My expertise is in foreign policy, so the environmental and economic side of things should be addressed to my fellows here."

"As the minister of Commerce, I would consider it to be quite important to involve my expertise, and that of Interior Minister Alfred Whipple, who is here seated adjacent to me," Mrs. Wright replied.

"Everyone except for the Princess of Zongguo, but there is one minor matter regarding her that we must attend to first, in order to ensure sucsessful talks. Everyone to your seats, please."

Those that heard the President sat down at their assigned places, and those who didn't... well, they probably noticed that everyone else was starting to sit down, and would hopefully take the hint.

"I would like to welcome all of you to the diplomatic conference that the Free Republic has been able to arrange. Before we begin, we are short on delegate; but I can't emphasize what I am about to say about this delegate enough. The missing delegate is the Princess from Zongguo, and if anyone in this room does not address her as 'Your Highness,' these talks will become hard to move forward... at least from the Zongguoese perspective, and there are reasons that we are trying to stay on the good side of Zongguo. In any case..."

"I can see why things may go that way," Mr. Douglass began, speaking softly to his two colleagues. "Foreign royals always have some customs or traditions that must be observed as a sign of respect. We will simply play by the book."

This was the moment that the Princess and her entourage walked into the conference room. If there was a negative reaction to what looked like a meeting that had started in her absence, President Stinson didn't notice it. Instead, he simply called the meeting to order.

The Monavian delegation stood up and watched in silence as the Princess entered the room and proceeded to her seat.

"Thank you, Professor." President Stinson watched the buzz that was already starting to form itself amongst the various delegations. However, the Professor is quite correct that there are nations out there that will try to gain exclusive rights to the technology. Such nations will likely attempt to use the technology to fuel their vast war machines. It would do well to keep nations like Doomingsland and AutoMagFreek from attacking one nation in order to gain exclusive use of the technology. This is part of the reason that we are forming this cartel of nations. In a way, we are forming the next OPEC.

I personally think that our focus should be to create crude oil using the technolgy, and then to sell the technology to nations that we all feel can be trusted not to invade other nations once they gain the ability. We want this technology to be used by peaceful nations; we don't want this technology in the hands of Doomingsland, for example.

Are there any questions or preliminary thoughts?"

The delegation had a number of questions, however they were interrupted by the loud sound of the Starblaydi representative entering the room. Not knowing her identity, they resumed their private discussion of the information that they had obtained, and allowed Lady Jansen to finish her questions.

When she had received President Stinson's answers to her two questions, the delegates would have some of their own to ask.

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However, the Professor is quite correct that there are nations out there that will try to gain exclusive rights to the technology. Such nations will likely attempt to use the technology to fuel their vast war machines. It would do well to keep nations like Doomingsland and AutoMagFreek from attacking one nation in order to gain exclusive use of the technology. This is part of the reason that we are forming this cartel of nations.

For the information of all involved, my nation has had no IC contact with Doomingsland or AMF, so the members of my delegation essentially don't know what you are referring to.

"Questions? Yes, two," she said boldly, immediately latching on to President Stinson opening things up to the floor, "how much does it cost and how quickly is it produced?"

"Welcome to the meeting Lady Aurora. If your newly arrived delegation does not mind sitting down, i'll be able to answer those questions." President Stinson did not let his annoyance at the typical Starblaydi entrance show; but he did feel it. Intense Starblaydi showboating was one of the things that Lamonians had disliked about the Starblaydis since their feud started back when the two nations were fighting over the UN delegate position in AO. The fact that Lamoni had won that position had served to lessen the sting; however, that had touched off a much longer standing feud between the two nations that had lasted until the end of the AOWar.

However, part of the point of inviting the Starblaydi's to the conference was to pay attention to how their delegation reacted, in order to see if the relationship between the two nations could be healed. The Lamonian government was split right down the middle on the issue, with both sides voiciferously taking up a lot of his time of late. At any rate, President Stinson resolved to have a private talk with Lady Aurora at the first opportunity. It was a historic first to have a senior Starblaydi government official on Lamonian soil.

"We have reached the end of the experimental stage of the program so far; so the cost estimates are to be taken with a grain of salt. However, it is believed that as long as one has a large enough sample of the bacteria, then the cost to start up this entirely new industry are estimated to begin at 100 million standard dollars, including one time start up fees. As I said, this is to be taken with a grain of salt.

As for how long it would take to start up, once the equipment is in place, it is merely a matter of how long it takes for the bacteria to multiply to sufficient quantities to make a oil production facility economically sound. That question varies upon both the size of the installation, and the amount of bacteria used in the facility. However, like most bacteria, this genetically engineered strain will experience population doubling roughly every 9.8 minutes; so long as the environment that the bacteria is placed into has what the bacteria needs to survive. What will likely be your biggest problem is how to get the crude oil out of the bacteria vats while keeping the bacteria in those same vats. What we have done to solve that problem is to use a filtering system, but one must change the filters every so often.

Are there any other questions?"

Mr. Douglass had his own questions to ask about the production methods. "If I may be so bold as to inquire as to the nature of the bacteria you are using to produce the oil, how did you genetically modify it to operate in such a manner?"

Mr. Douglass had his own questions to ask about the production methods. "If I may be so bold as to inquire as to the nature of the bacteria you are using to produce the oil, how did you genetically modify it to operate in such a manner?"

"Crude oil is only a few molecular stages removed from the acids normally excreted by yeast or E. coli during fermentation, so it did not take much genetic fiddling to get the desired result. What the bacteria does, is convert Carbohydrate chains like sugar into the very similar Hydrocarbon chains that humans know as Crude Oil. Essentially, we've taken the bacteria, and turned it into a living enzyme.

In order to do that, we custom designed a portion of the bacteria's DNA from genes found in nature that had parts of the desired effect. Then we combined the effective parts of these genes and artificially inserted them into the bacteria's genetic code in place of the normal genes that turn what a regular E. Coli bacteria consumes into acids. After that, we inserted new genes that made the 'conversion genes' work at an accelerated; but controllable rate. Like most brilliant ideas, it was simple, on the face of it; especially with modern gene splicing technology."

The Zongguoese had had an uneventful, quiet trip from the coast inland to the Lamonian capital. With all accomodations for the submarine crew in place, there hadn't been any more formalities at the base to discuss. Not having anything further to discuss with the Lamonian foreign minister, she'd boarded the VIP aircraft with her armed guards. For the remainder of the trip, she occasionally made small talk when it seemed appropriate. Most of her time was spent reviewing papers, which being in Zongguoese, the Lamonians could not read anyway.

Captain Kai, however, spent her time discussing aircraft with the Lamonian. In particular, what information was available on the F-4 'Bird of Prey' fighter. She also began to attempt to line up a test flight of the F-31. As a fully qualified fighter pilot of the IZAF, she was capable of putting it through its paces. That would help determine whether or not Zongguo would, in fact, seriously consider purchasing them.

Once they made their arrival at the meeting, Princess Sun Mei led the way, followed by Captain Kai and the Marines. At the Princess' command, the Imperial Marines waited outside, while she and the Captain sat at the spots set aside for them. There was no time for formalities, at the moment.

Most of the information provided was easy enough to understand, and the further questions asked by other attendees clarified it more so. She took interest when the Starblaydi foreign minister arrived with her entourage. Zongguo had great respect for Starblaydia, more than any other nation in the region the Empire now was located in. While it was true that the Council of State, and even the Emperor it was said, frowned on democracy as less than ideal (to put it politely), Starblaydia was still a powerful nation. And one that Zongguo hoped to become good friends with.

Once the Lamonians answered a question about production, the Princess spoke, "Are you quite certain that the crude produced by this project would be of a quality sufficient enough to maintain a full, modern military? I can freely advise you that the Holy Empire of Zongguo's prioritized use of this oil would be for our Imperial Armed Forces, with our civillians to benefit only after the Armed Forces have all they require."

Captain Kai, however, spent her time discussing aircraft with the Lamonian. In particular, what information was available on the F-4 'Bird of Prey' fighter. She also began to attempt to line up a test flight of the F-31. As a fully qualified fighter pilot of the IZAF, she was capable of putting it through its paces. That would help determine whether or not Zongguo would, in fact, seriously consider purchasing them.

While not a military official, Tanya had served her time in the Lamonian Army when she was younger, and had a better idea of what she was talking about than a true civilian would.

"As far as we can tell, there are no air intakes for the turbojet engines on the F-4 Bird of Prey; yet the Falcanians have been able to get it to fly somehow. Our guess is that they have done so by adding a third engine which DOES have an air intake. Either that, or they finally uncovered the air intakes of the existing engines.

Another thing about the F-4 is that all of the armaments; both missile and gun, are stored in the nose of the aircraft. This is what people frequently mistake for the air intakes for the engines. So if you manage to hit the nose with your own aerial weapons, then you can cause a massive explosion that could possibly destroy or damage other enemy aircraft that are nearby.

Though Lamoni was associated with the company that made the F-4, we never purchased any for our Air Force. Later on, we designed the F-31, which is much better in every Air Superiority Role than the F-4 will ever be. The F-31 is also stealthy, while the F-4 is not.

I have the authority to grant you test flights of the F-31 while the conference is on; so i'm sure that we can work something out. I'm sure that the F-31 Sylvantes will be an excellent choice for your Air Force."

Once the Lamonians answered a question about production, the Princess spoke, "Are you quite certain that the crude produced by this project would be of a quality sufficient enough to maintain a full, modern military? I can freely advise you that the Holy Empire of Zongguo's prioritized use of this oil would be for our Imperial Armed Forces, with our civillians to benefit only after the Armed Forces have all they require."

"Yes, Your Highness, we are quite certain that the Crude Oil produced by this project is of a quality sufficient to power military and civilian vehicles. In fact, we have already made Jet Fuel from the Bacterial Crude Oil, and have flown our F-31's on that. In fact, all of the planes in your aerial escort were running on Jet Fuel made from the Bacterial Crude Oil. Tests using other military and civilian machinery have been fully positive as well, Your Highness."

"Crude oil is only a few molecular stages removed from the acids normally excreted by yeast or E. coli during fermentation, so it did not take much genetic fiddling to get the desired result. What the bacteria does, is convert Carbohydrate chains like sugar into the very similar Hydrocarbon chains that humans know as Crude Oil. Essentially, we've taken the bacteria, and turned it into a living enzyme.

In order to do that, we custom designed a portion of the bacteria's DNA from genes found in nature that had parts of the desired effect. Then we combined the effective parts of these genes and artificially inserted them into the bacteria's genetic code in place of the normal genes that turn what a regular E. Coli bacteria consumes into acids. After that, we inserted new genes that made the 'conversion genes' work at an accelerated; but controllable rate. Like most brilliant ideas, it was simple, on the face of it; especially with modern gene splicing technology."

"If the methods that you have used are replicated by our scientists and employed to create this new variety of crude oil, then the production costs should be easily offset. There is plenty of money for research and development that may be used to improve production methods and quantities. A large-scale operation of this type may be completed in about two years if it was to begin by the end of the summer."

"If the methods that you have used are replicated by our scientists and employed to create this new variety of crude oil, then the production costs should be easily offset. There is plenty of money for research and development that may be used to improve production methods and quantities. A large-scale operation of this type may be completed in about two years if it was to begin by the end of the summer."

"That is very good news indeed. And would the various nations represented here pledge to help the other nations here in developing the technology? For example, Skyland Mt. has a smaller population and thereby a smaller economy than some of the other nations that have attended this conference."

"That is very good news indeed. And would the various nations represented here pledge to help the other nations here in developing the technology? For example, Skyland Mt. has a smaller population and thereby a smaller economy than some of the other nations that have attended this conference."

"I see no problem with exporting some amount of technology and research to other nations, pending formal trade talks. The current situation in which the monarchs and our Ministers of Defense and Foreign Affairs are involved will prevent them from taking part in any talks for some time, as they are attending a conference of the Fegosian Union. Despite this obstacle, high-level talks may take place in the near future," responded Mrs. Wright.

"One hundred million dollars?" Lady Aurora Jansen said with surprise, taking her seat and holding her hand up at shoulder height, palm facing upwards. "Oh, of course, that probably seems like a lot of your national budget. How quaint."

A long, thin booklet was placed in her waiting hand, which she immediately put on the table, opened, and took out a pen from inside her coat pocket. Scribbling in a flowing, oval script, she made a few marks before looking up.

"Precisely who or what should I make this out to?" Without waiting for an answer, she continued. "Of course Starblaydia is willing to aid other nations," she didn't say 'smaller' or 'poorer', taking it as known and unsaid, gesturing around the room with the non-writing end of her pen "usually it would be in exchange for opening of trade routes, exports of goods, et cetera, but at the moment we have a loftier goal than simple economics."

Starblaydi aides began to pass around copies of an intricately-bound document, of green-tinted leather with gold inscriptions. On the front cover it bore the acronym 'N.E.A.T.O' (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=556971)

"The details are still being fleshed out*, of course," Lady Jansen said, "but if we can use this Bacterial Fuel as a way of ceasing the need for oil production, of this constant rape of Mother Earth, of bridging the gap between the present and the future fuel economies, the possibilities are endless."

Lady Jansen regained her composure and sat back down in her chair, awaiting the members present round the table to finish flicking through the notes.



* OOC: Being fleshed out in the sense that I haven't written them yet. The thread linked is an interest/sign-up thread. Posts/Contributions in that are very welcome.

Skyland Mt's environment Minister raised his hand to interupt.

"Excuse me, but none of this adressess the concerns about greenhouse gas emissions, and pollutants which increase illness in the general population. Should we really be producing more oil and making it available to countries which should instead be encouraged to move towards non-fossil fuels? Is it possible to modify these bacteria to produce less toxic oil?

"One hundred million dollars?" Lady Aurora Jansen said with surprise, taking her seat and holding her hand up at shoulder height, palm facing upwards. "Oh, of course, that probably seems like a lot of your national budget. How quaint."

A long, thin booklet was placed in her waiting hand, which she immediately put on the table, opened, and took out a pen from inside her coat pocket. Scribbling in a flowing, oval script, she made a few marks before looking up.

"Precisely who or what should I make this out to?" Without waiting for an answer, she continued. "Of course Starblaydia is willing to aid other nations," she didn't say 'smaller' or 'poorer', taking it as known and unsaid, gesturing around the room with the non-writing end of her pen "usually it would be in exchange for opening of trade routes, exports of goods, et cetera, but at the moment we have a loftier goal than simple economics."

"Concerning the economics of producing oil for our own national consumption, the cost estimate that President Stinson has given us will be sufficient. The Monavian Empire only uses oil for a fraction of its energy needs. Only 4% of our electricity is generated by using oil, as the majority of our electricity is generated by using hydroelectric and nuclear methods, or by using wind, solar, and natural gas to produce the remainder of what is required. Our energy requirements still continue to expand, however, our supply of uranium and other needed resources is sufficient to keep pace with demand.

"As for our energy budget, it amounts to roughly 195 billion thalers, or about 274,950,000,000 dollars. A base cost of about 100 million dollars and a maintainence cost of about 25 million dollars per annum for ten years is a reasonable expense, and should incur no problems," Mr. Douglass answered. The audacity and boldness of Lady Jansen caught him completely by surprise, but his comporure was reletively unaffected.

Skyland Mt's environment Minister raised his hand to interupt.

"Excuse me, but none of this adressess the concerns about greenhouse gas emissions, and pollutants which increase illness in the general population. Should we really be producing more oil and making it available to countries which should instead be encouraged to move towards non-fossil fuels? Is it possible to modify these bacteria to produce less toxic oil?

The Minister of the Interior, Alfred Whipple, had his own reply to the Environment Minister of Skyland Mt. "This all is dependent on the environment of the nations to which we would be selling the oil. A nation such as Monavia contains large tracts of land which are covered with foliage and forests. If a sovereign nation contained enough biomass and space within its boundries to absorb the carbon dioxide that is created when fossil fuels are burned, then the ills of pollution can be partly negated."

"As for our energy budget, it amounts to roughly 195 billion thalers, or about 274,950,000,000 dollars. A base cost of about 100 million dollars and a maintainence cost of about 25 million dollars per annum for ten years is a reasonable expense, and should incur no problems," Mr. Douglass answered. The audacity and boldness of Lady Jansen caught him completely by surprise, but his composure was relatively unaffected.

"It is a bargain at ten times the price," Lady Jansen said, "'reasonable' does not come close, I believe. Starblaydia's own environmental budget last year was the equivalent of some twenty-one trillion dollars (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=starblaydia), and I barely have the arithmetic skills to tell you what percentage of that one hundred million dollars is."

She listened to the exchange between Alfred Whipple and Skyland Mt's Minister for the Environment before having her own input.

"The Bacterial Oil needs to be a bridge to the next stage. By making it available in such massive quantities we can create not only petroleum but also plastics, lubricants, petrochemicals and associated products, giving help to industries. We do have to combine that with cleaner engines, hybrid drives and so forth. With buoyancy in this market the profits can go towards better and more efficient means of power generation, until all we have to use the Bacterial Oil for is the associated plastics other industries, an not a single gallon of regular petrol is burnt by any citizen of any of our nations."

"Ladies, gentlemen, and royalty, please. We are not gathered her to be arrogant with one another, we are here to talk about series proposals. Mr. Whipple and Lady Jansen both bring good points.

The purpose of this new source of oil is not to merely create a new source of oil. Like Lady Jansen said, it is merely a stepping stone on the path to oil independence for all of our nations; as well as for other nations with whom we choose to share the technology. This technology buys our nations the time needed to find new sources of energy. Especially since at least one of the nations represented here has an acute shortage of Crude Oil at present. I leave it up to all of you to guess which one; and all that I will say is that it is not Lamoni. This same nation also led a war.

Mr. Whipple is correct that nations with much plant life will also suffer less from the effects of the use of this oil; while nations who have less plant life will likely suffer more. The Bacterial Oil is not some great evil; it is neutral, like all technology. It is all in how man uses it that will determine it's potential for good or ill.

Lady Jansen, since this was a Lamonian governmental project, you can make your check out to the Lamonian government."

The irony of watching a Starblaydi giving money to the Lamonian government should be worth the time required to watch Lady Jansen's reaction.

Behind her fixed, though rather dazzling, smile, Aurora rolled her eyes when he mentioned the war. She knew President Stinson had the trump card in this little exchange, yet she had to play the game all the same. What no-one would ever know or could ever believe was the truth of the matter. It was blatantly impossible for her to stand up and set the world to rights, that Starblaydia's Lady-Protector had been the target of an assassination attempt that would have worked had she not been... supernatural. The word vampire was bounded around the upper echelons of Starblaydia's government, though the word was only ever spoken within the Lord-Protector's Inner Council and even then only in hushed whispers when no-one would overhear.

'Your allies started the war by shooting our leader in the face from a thousand yards at her private residence!' was no way to counter Stinson's little barb. 'Liar, liar, pants on fire' would have been equally ineffective. With only slightly different circumstances, the map of Atlantian Oceania could have looked quite different with Starblaydia's purple tincture spread over much of the Calanian continent. As it was, the borders were exactly where they had been a score of years and more ago.

Aurora did, however, bring herself to nod at his comment about technology being neutral. Only as good or evil, clever or stupid, as the person wielding it. She comforted herself in the fact that her nation and its more prominent leaders had always wielded their power rather well. After all, 'RAWRCRUSH' was perceived as the universal Starblaydi doctrine, and it was something they needed to live up to in order to keep the 'lesser' nations in line.

Upon hearing who the governmental cheque was to be made out to, Aurora immediately broke into a wide smile that nearly reached her eyes. Close, but not quite, her eyes were stern and focussed. She had known precisely where the money needed to go - straight into Stinson's empty official pockets. Starblaydia's Finance Ministry had never needed to rely on government-owned companies to feed the population correctly, precisely the opposite of what Starblaydi analysts reported back about Lamoni. With this possible money-making scheme, there was only one thing that was going to cream the profits - the nation's government itself. It sorely needed them.

"By all means," she said without missing a beat, clicking the top of her ballpoint pen, "a far better method than a..." she searched for the correct local reference to express what she meant, "yard sale."

She scribbled the appropriate payee, and signed the cheque with a grand gesture, underlining her signature with three flowing lines. She tore it off and handed it to an aide, who would pass it on correctly. In the tear-off margin she had written 'Andy's charity'.

"It is a bargain at ten times the price," Lady Jansen said, "'reasonable' does not come close, I believe. Starblaydia's own environmental budget last year was the equivalent of some twenty-one trillion dollars, and I barely have the arithmetic skills to tell you what percentage of that one hundred million dollars is."

"The percentage is irrelevant, rather, it is the percentage of a nation's budget. Despite the accuracy of your numbers, what you have not taken into account is that not all nations have over 9 billion people that give 75% of their income to the government. Would Monavia be the same, then yes, we could, and would, shell out more than ten times the price I have mentioned. However, I will not go any further in this vein, after all, why beat a dead horse?"

OOC:

In the tear-off margin she had written 'Andy's charity'.

That was brilliant! I'm sitting here with a big grin thinking about it!

"However, I will not go any further in this vein, after all, why beat a dead horse?"

"Ah, but the possibilities that arise from having a nation that is totally self-sufficient - and more - in crude oil but doesn't have oil fields to protect or offshore pipelines to worry about. The life's blood of the modern economy, in the palm of your hand...

"That alone is priceless for any state, no matter what the size or clout, percentages cannot come into it, we must buy-in with all our power when this fruitful bounty has been provided by serendipity."

"Ah, but the possibilities that arise from having a nation that is totally self-sufficient - and more - in crude oil but doesn't have oil fields to protect or offshore pipelines to worry about. The life's blood of the modern economy, in the palm of your hand...

"That alone is priceless for any state, no matter what the size or clout, percentages cannot come into it, we must buy-in with all our power when this fruitful bounty has been provided by serendipity."

"Very well said, Lady Jansen. A bounty of this magnetude should never be ignored."

"By all means," she said without missing a beat, clicking the top of her ballpoint pen, "a far better method than a..." she searched for the correct local reference to express what she meant, "yard sale."

"Were we interested in a 'yard sale,' as Lady Jansen put it, we could have sold this technology to the largest nations with the most money, and charged a lot more for it. Instead, we are taking the honorable; and admittedly safer, approach of first selling the technology to nations that we can trust, and a nation that is so far showing itself to be arrogantly unworthy OF that trust.

We have provided this 'bounty' as a means of goodwill. What has Starblaydia done to match this except be arrogant when their nation is running out of oil, and their old enemies are the ones holding out the key to the survival of their modern state?"

If looks could kill. Though most would have seen a face lacking in emotion, seemingly unaffected by any outside stimulus, behind Lady Jansen's eyes there burned the fire of hate, and it was directed purely at the Lamonian President. She had known all along that this visit had been a bad idea from the outset, but did not notice the way her attitude had inflamed the already tense situation. To her it was the usual Lamonian bullshit: the mocking and the name-calling, the sneering whines of a people who saw their superiors and could do nothing but howl.

For a moment the thought flashed through her mind that she had not yet had anything to eat or drink while under the roof of the exquisite palace. By the ancient Starblaydi tradition of the Sharing of the Hearth she would be perfectly within her rights to strike Stinson dead and not be admonished as an oathbreaker. This, however, was not the tenth century, it was the twenty-first*, and besides she had no weapon to hand. The Warrior is one of the many faces of the Starblaydi Gods, and it is an ever-present undercurrent, hidden in the shadows of personality until it is called upon. Lady Jansen was doing all she could to restrain that aspect of herself.

Had the controller for Starblaydia's orbital weaponry been in her hand, she may well have pushed the button at that moment. Her demeanour changed, however, white knuckles regained their normal flesh tone as tense muscles relaxed and she shifted her weight slightly in her seat. A hundred and one different responses had flashed across her well-trained diplomatic brain in those few moments, but when she opened her mouth the tone was calm and soothing.

"I was led to believe by my predecessor that I would find the people of your barren nation to be polite and hospitable," she said, not taking her eyes off Stinson for a second but broadcasting her thoughts to the entire room, "however, I now realise that the prevailing, contrary, opinion is actually the correct one. One does not arrive as a guest in Starblaydia only to be insulted at every turn, I can assure you."

Lady Jansen lifted her chair slightly and moved it back, upon which every male member of the Starblaydi delegation present stood up, as is only right an proper. Lady Jansen got to her feet a moment later.

"My apologises for wasting your time, Mister President, as you have so surely wasted mine, though it be far more valuable." She turned the brown-bearded Dwarf beside her in the very human-looking suit. "Minister Drolgorbizm, if you would continue these proceedings to whatever completion you deem suitable."

"Aye, my Lady," the Dwarf nervously replied.

"You may keep the cheque, either as payment or for the novelty," she said in Stinson's vague direction without bothering to meet his gaze, "it was actually one hundred million Starblaydi Credits, worth somewhat more than the equivalent dollar figure. And also about thirty billion Rushanas**. Good day, Mister President, your Royal Highness, honoured delegates."

With that she turned on her heels and strode out of the room with all the tranquillity and simple poise that had been missing upon her grandiose arrival.

"Er, um..." said the Dwarf, the only member of the delegation still standing - the rest having sat down after Lady Jansen's departure, "Niri Drolgorbizm, Minister for the Environment. I came up with the, er, NEATO thing. Thanks."

He promptly sat back down again and his cheeks flushed several shades of pink.


* In the Starblaydi calendar it is currently 2079.
** Actually a hundred million Starblaydi Credits works out to 28,865,000,000 Lamonian Rushanas (plus pocket change) to be more precise

Princess Sun Mei, now that her question had been answered, simply sat and listened to the proceedings with interest. She was quite certain that this project would be supremely beneficial for the Empire, and would advise the Council of State to authorize Zongguo's undertaking it. That said, there wasn't much else truly to say, which was why she merely observed the other diplomats' exchanges.

That observation made her almost regret coming to the conference in the first place. What she'd expected to see was civilized, diplomatic discussions on how this crude oil production program would operate and the like. What she saw before her now were several nations' diplomats acting like... small children seemed to be the most appropriate comparison. Admittedly, they were using a wider vocablulary than small children were liable to wield, but the atmosphere was much the same.

Not having come to bicker about governmental types or past wars, she found herself rolling her eyes at some of the exchanges. What good did that do in strengthening diplomatic ties or organizing a joint effort on this oil project? None that she could see. Admittedly, the Starblaydi foreign minister had a point about her nation's economy being stronger than Lamoni's. Zongguo's economy was smaller, but stronger as well. However, the Princess did have the common decency not to bring this up when she was supposed to be strengthening ties to this host nation. No matter how misguided their governmental type was in her eyes. At least the Crown Prince hadn't been sent to this meeting; Sun Mei was certain her older brother would've contributed to the bickering, and then likely hit on the Starblaydi foreign minister.

Once Lady Jansen had left, the Princess stood up and spoke, "I see most of us are content to have a hissy fit rather than discuss serious business. Since that's the case, I'll be attending to more constructive matters if anyone needs me."

With that, she moved over to a corner, pulled a PDA from her suit's pocket, and put in a pair of earphones. After that, she began to 'work'. Actually, she was just catching up on the most recent episode of 'First Emperor', a slightly goofy Zongguoese super hero show. Of course, no one would know that that was what she was doing, so by all appearances, she was actually 'working'.

As the arrogant and insufferable Starblaydi Foreign Minister left the room, the tension level dropped somewhat. One was not supposed to verbally attack the host nation during diplomatic negotiations; ESPECIALLY when they held the key to your national survival.

Behind a face that would do a poker master proud, Stinson was decidedly not happy about either the Starblaydi attacks on Lamonian character, or the results that such attacks had had on the talks. He had been against allowing the Starblaydi's to come ot the conference, but his Foreign Minister had been insistent that it would be good for Lamonian-Starblaydi relations.

He'd known that it was in the Starblaydi character to be arrogant, and to have a 'presence,' but enough was enough. There were rules to international discourse, and they had been broken by the Starblaydi's. At least their Environment Minister seemed to be reasonable.

The Ixanian delegation was amused by the war of words between the Lamonians and Starblaydians albeit they would have hoped that it would end quickly so that they could get back to business even if they themselves were quite dormant for some reason such as inactivity or an inability to get active but whatever the case they wanted to get involved more now and they would do what it took to do so. Eduard Bobrinsky, the Economic Minister of Ixania, smiled at Sun Mei as she rose to deliver her brief speech which he fully supported since he really wanted to get down to the basics here and wanted to see this discovery brought straight to Ixania. The Empress, he knew, wanted to learn more about this discovery and she'd hate it if his report was nothing more than a recounting of how Lamoni and Starblaydia's representatives bickered and argued the entire time. Alexandra Witte's eyes were fixated on some diagrams and posters the Lamonians had set up in the room while her mind was concieving a multitude of possibilities for Ixania should it be able to exploit this discovery of the Lamonians who had been very close to Ixania ever since Adelaide von der Schulenberg married the President of Lamoni which still made news to this day in tabloids and in reports ranging from the ludicrous to the absurd. Adelaide was even cited in a list of beautiful women in an Ixanian magazine; only defeated by Empress Anastasia II and Nadezhda Kirsch among others.

The Economic Minister rose from his seat to bring about his own speech. "I fully agree with the Princess. The whole reason we are gathered here is to discuss the Lamonian discovery...not to sit back while people bicker and argue."

"I apologize for the rude behavior of... certain people in this meeting. However, it is in our interest to maintain the proper air in a diplomatic meeting, and someone that is going to start a massive bickering match in the middle of diplomatic talks is not desirable. What would the delegation from Ixania wish to talk about?"

"I apologize for the rude behavior of... certain people in this meeting. However, it is in our interest to maintain the proper air in a diplomatic meeting, and someone that is going to start a massive bickering match in the middle of diplomatic talks is not desirable. What would the delegation from Ixania wish to talk about?"

"The Ixanian delegation would like to discuss when this discovery will be exported to other nations, President, as I am sure the leaders of our nations, those of the other delegates and my own, are interested in seeing the discovery brought to their lands."

On her way back to the helicopter, being steadfastly guarded by a couple Starblaydi marines who, in turn, were being watched over by more than a few well-dressed Lamonian soliders, Aurora made a call on her mobile phone.

<That was quick,> said the famous voice on the other end, <what did you do?>

"Er," she said, having not thought of a better way to phrase it, "walked out."

There was a long pause on the other end, and probably a sigh.

<Why?> He said, eventually.

"Because that Stinson bastard was being-"

<His usual self?> The voice took on the fatherly tone of adonishment through learning. <We've survived fairly well for the last century by talking to them and not dismissing them. Now you go and signal a major change in Starblaydi foreign policy by cutting off the first meeting between us since the war! This was a chance for a strengthening of ties betwe->

"No it wasn't," she cut him off, to her misfortune, talking quickly and excitedly, "it's just them trying to ge their grubby little hands on some hard cash because some genesplicer made a quantum leap. Hell, he even said that they could get more for it on the open market by selling it to all and sundry."

As usual, Lord Protector Tiberius Starblayde had kept quiet long enough to prove his point. By letting other people speak until their brain was empty, they often arrived at a point that would prove what he had been arguing all along. Some people couldn't stand a silence and talked simply to fill the space, particularly on the phone. Tiberius was not one of them, but Aurora was.

<Exactly.> A long pause for her to reflect, and Tiberius continued. <They've offered us a way to keep our economy going without resorting to re-designing it from top to bottom without oil - which, I might add, is what we're having to do at the moment, which is also why taxes are sky-high.> Again he sighed, as a seventy-five percent tax rate, even with fairly high thresholds, was not something he had wanted to force upon his people. Hopefully they understood. <Get yourself back here. I think that you're better suited to wearing expensive dresses at diplomatic parties.>

"Yes, my lord," she was crushed, now a figurehead and a puppet, with no real diplomatic power of her own.

<Oh, Aurora?>

"Yes, my Lord?"

<I'm on my way.>

The phone clicked dead and her eyes went wide. When asked by the pilot if he should start the engines, all he received was a simple nod and a blank stare. What happened in there, he thought to himself, before deciding better of it.

Back in the conference room, Niri's phone bleeped. He had hoped to pretend that it wasn't his and slyly check it a few moments later, but he was not one for subterfuge. As he reached into his pocket there were a few raised eyebrows, surely he had broken some sort of diplomatic etiquette. Nothing in comparison to Lady Jansen, apparently, but still not a good sign. Checking the text message, his jaw dropped open.

I am on a plane to your
location now, fastest possible
means of transport. Please
inform President Stinson of
my imminent arrival. You'll
be fine, Niri.
From: Starblayde, T

Niri stood up after Minister Bobrinsky had finished speaking and groaned inwardly. Surely everbody hated them now. 'Bickering', 'hissy fit', it was all bad marks for Starblaydia so far. Never mind the fact that Stinson used every opportunity to mention Starblaydia's lack of oil and involvement in the war, insulting his supposed guests with every sentence that he uttered. Niri himself felt that Lady Jansen's behaviour was justified, but was an overreaction.

"Sirs," he began, trying to get some attention. Dwarves weren't easily seen when standing at a conference table, but thankfully they tended to have deep booming voices. Niri, at least, didn't have a thick Dwarven accent, so continued, "Mister President, I must make apologies of my own for Lady Jansen's departure and note with regret that her actions do not reflect the Starblaydi delegation as a whole." Nods behind him from the assembled Starblaydi team. Though, if he'd told Stinson to stick it up his beardless arse and whistle, they'd have nodded too, that's what they were there for. "I must also inform you that Lord-Protector Starblayde is journeying here at this ver moment at all available speed, such is his wish that these proceedings go smoothly. I hope that this historic gesture is enough to forgive our Foreign Minister's transgressions"

By Grungi, he thought, I hope that worked.



[OOC: Niri would have just said that before Stinson mentioned the bickering match - long post writing obviously gets put back behind quick replies. Tiberius is now probably playing passenger in an SR-71 Blackbird, or something with equal speed (however outdated/obsolete the plane itself is, Starblaydia has a few of them and I can't think of anything faster without inventing a scramjet off the top of my head)]

"The Ixanian delegation would like to discuss when this discovery will be exported to other nations, President, as I am sure the leaders of our nations, those of the other delegates and my own, are interested in seeing the discovery brought to their lands."

Just as President Stinson was about to answer the question, he was interrupted by Niri.

"I am gratified that the honorable Lord Protector has decided to attend these talks in person. Hopefully, these talks will be able to proceed smoothly. As for how the technology will be exported, we are willing to send both the bacteria and blueprints of the oil generation facilities; along with Lamonian engineers, if requested. That will enable all of the nations gathered here to obtain the technology at the same time, without favoritism. After all of the nations here have the technology, then it is our intention that the nations gathered here would form a committee to determine how, and to whom; that the bacteria and technology could be sold. That is why this grouping of nations would be called a 'cartel.' "

"I was led to believe by my predecessor that I would find the people of your barren nation to be polite and hospitable," she said, not taking her eyes off Stinson for a second but broadcasting her thoughts to the entire room, "however, I now realise that the prevailing, contrary, opinion is actually the correct one. One does not arrive as a guest in Starblaydia only to be insulted at every turn, I can assure you."

Lady Jansen lifted her chair slightly and moved it back, upon which every male member of the Starblaydi delegation present stood up, as is only right an proper. Lady Jansen got to her feet a moment later.

"My apologises for wasting your time, Mister President, as you have so surely wasted mine, though it be far more valuable." She turned the brown-bearded Dwarf beside her in the very human-looking suit. "Minister Drolgorbizm, if you would continue these proceedings to whatever completion you deem suitable."

"Aye, my Lady," the Dwarf nervously replied.

"You may keep the cheque, either as payment or for the novelty," she said in Stinson's vague direction without bothering to meet his gaze, "it was actually one hundred million Starblaydi Credits, worth somewhat more than the equivalent dollar figure. And also about thirty billion Rushanas**. Good day, Mister President, your Royal Highness, honoured delegates."

With that she turned on her heels and strode out of the room with all the tranquillity and simple poise that had been missing upon her grandiose arrival.

The Monavian delegation was, to say the least, highly incensed. Mr. Douglass glared at the departing Starblaydis as they left the room. Not only had Lady Jansen's conduct inflamed any preexisting tensions in the room, but her lack of any courtesy to President Stinson made them all want to gag. The situation was exacerbated yet again by the departure of the Zonggouesse Princess.

If any conclusions could be drawn about the Starblaydis, it was that that they were more than willing to raise any tensions that existed at any type of diplomatic summit. Lady Jansen in particular came across as exceedingly arrogant, and her replies to the comments of Mr. Douglass were now seen as creative methods of snubbing her neighbors. Despite the immediately polite impression of her responses, the ever piercing gaze of Mr. Douglass saw through her statements like a sheet of plate glass.

The Princess was another story. While the delegates were again surprised at the meeting by her decision to leave for a while and do her own thing, she was in many ways legitimately expressing her frustration with the disaster that the meeting was becoming. The exchange which unfolded had now prompted Mrs. Wright to motion for her colleagues to walk out for a minute or two and attempt to concentrate on what really mattered at this meeting.

"Er, um..." said the Dwarf, the only member of the delegation still standing - the rest having sat down after Lady Jansen's departure, "Niri Drolgorbizm, Minister for the Environment. I came up with the, er, NEATO thing. Thanks."

He promptly sat back down again and his cheeks flushed several shades of pink.

Mr. Whipple looked over the documents, but found no reason to take the offer seriously. He discussed the proposal with the other Ministers before they entered the chamber for the second time, this time to discuss the operations of the cartel. He told Mrs. Wright and Mr. Douglass to take home the NEATO books as souveniers of their trip to Lamoni, as a final act of snubbing the ever arrogant character of the Starblaydi Foreign Minister.

The Ixanian delegation was amused by the war of words between the Lamonians and Starblaydians albeit they would have hoped that it would end quickly so that they could get back to business even if they themselves were quite dormant for some reason such as inactivity or an inability to get active but whatever the case they wanted to get involved more now and they would do what it took to do so. Eduard Bobrinsky, the Economic Minister of Ixania, smiled at Sun Mei as she rose to deliver her brief speech which he fully supported since he really wanted to get down to the basics here and wanted to see this discovery brought straight to Ixania.

The Economic Minister rose from his seat to bring about his own speech. "I fully agree with the Princess. The whole reason we are gathered here is to discuss the Lamonian discovery...not to sit back while people bicker and argue."

The delegation now entered the room again, and took their appointed seats. Mr. Whipple noticed the Ixanian Economic Minister share his views, and he heartily agreed. He smiled with execeptional glee as he came to realize that other delegations felt the same way as the Monavians about what he called "useless chatter".

"I apologize for the rude behavior of... certain people in this meeting. However, it is in our interest to maintain the proper air in a diplomatic meeting, and someone that is going to start a massive bickering match in the middle of diplomatic talks is not desirable. What would the delegation from Ixania wish to talk about?"

"The Ixanian delegation would like to discuss when this discovery will be exported to other nations, President, as I am sure the leaders of our nations, those of the other delegates and my own, are interested in seeing the discovery brought to their lands."

Just as President Stinson was about to answer the question, he was interrupted by Niri.

"I am gratified that the honorable Lord Protector has decided to attend these talks in person. Hopefully, these talks will be able to proceed smoothly. As for how the technology will be exported, we are willing to send both the bacteria and blueprints of the oil generation facilities; along with Lamonian engineers, if requested. That will enable all of the nations gathered here to obtain the technology at the same time, without favoritism. After all of the nations here have the technology, then it is our intention that the nations gathered here would form a committee to determine how, and to whom; that the bacteria and technology could be sold. That is why this grouping of nations would be called a 'cartel.' "

At this time the delegation was all ears, listening with mounting excitement at the idea of an economic alliance being formed with its neighbors. The idea of Neo-Ixania and Lamoni both being part of the alliance served only to sweeten the deal. As Mrs. Wright was keen to point out to her colleagues, the "cartel" was in many ways an economic alliance of sorts, thought that would be a very broad definition indeed if the term "cartel" was to be antiquated with any such organization.

The announcement of the future arrival of the Lord Protector was a different story. The pool of excitement which had formed had now abated in a brief flash, and now the Monavians were again growing irritated. Apparently, the Starblaydis had yet another passion: testing the patience of their neighbors.

The delegation yielded the floor to the Ixanians and the Lamonians, and waited for a time when it would be ideal to insert their own comments. For now, they believed that they had spoken enough.

Princess Sun Mei didn't have the volume on her PDA so loud that she couldn't hear what was being discussed at the table. At first, she remained frustrated at how the meeting had turned out thus far. Surely, Lady Jansen was partially to blame for insulting the host nation that was making a gesture of friendship towards her homeland. However, all those other nations who'd responded had failed to help matters any. President Stinson would've been better served, she reasoned, not mentioning the recent war, among other things. Two powerful nations insulting each other hardly made for much of a summit.

She also half-wondered why she'd even bothered coming. Watching the bickering between two of Atlantian Oceania's heavyweights was hardly an appropriate allocation of an Imperial Princess' time and resources. The promise of this inexpensive, more environmentally friendly way to produce crude oil was enticing, of course. However, a simple financial transaction and note wuold've done the trick just as well as her personal presence.

At last, though, the Starblaydis reversed their approach. It seemed the Lord-Protector himself was going to travel to Lamoni to repair the damage Lady Jansen had done. The Princess sighed in relief at hearing that; at least someone was making the effort to right the ship. However, she still felt as if her input in the meeting had come at least close to an end. All the answers she required had been brought out; any further ones could be sorted out through private diplomatic channels, couldn't they?

However, the Lamonian suggestion of an economic alliance was intriguing. The Empire already had a decent economy, but any increase in foreign trade would certainly help strenghten it. More money meant more funds for the projects the Empire sought to undertake; especially those military projects the Emperor himself had expressed interest in. That was enough to keep the Princess' interest in the meeting. After taking a moment to stash her PDA back in its pocket, she returned to the table but did not sit.

"A 'cartel', is it? The Empire would be quite interested in an economic alliance of sorts," she spoke up, then looked between each of the leaders in turn, sizing them up before going on, "However, you must be aware of what that would entail with regards to Zongguo. We are not a democracy of any sort - our governmment is what you would refer to as 'absolute monarchy'. The Emperor's will is the supreme guiding factor in all decision making in Zongguo."

She paused, then added stoically, "Our nation also maintains slavery as an Imperial right, and as an affirmation of the Zongguoese people's place in a civillized society. Knowing all this, are you still willing to forge an agreement... and alliance, no less, with the Holy Empire of Zongguo?"

"Your Highness, if I may, I cannot think of any reason why the Empire of Zongguo cannot be a part of a possible future alliance or enter into a treaty of friendship with Monavia. We respect the right of national sovereignty as absolute and undeniable. My government does not interfere with the affairs of other nations unless we are at war with them or participating in some form of crisis.

"Now, if you wish to join us in friendship, my colleagues and I would be more than delighted to extend an invitation to you or any other representative of your nation to hold diplomatic talks with us. I will speak with my superiors at a later time to suggest that such a conference should take place." Mr. Douglass responded.

I am bumping up this thread.

Bobrinsky smiled. "Perhaps we could all enter into an economic pact."

Having been busy listening to a status report on the new M-20 Hamsher AMTV family, Stinson had also been keeping an eye on what was going on with the other assembled delegates.

"Lamoni has no problems with entering into an economic alliance with the nations gathered here." What is more, Stinson knew the truth behind what he had just said. Such an economic alliance would help the Lamonian economy, which was a prickly issue domestically.

Foreign Minister Benson frowned.

"Skyland Mt has very strict laws regarding trade with nations that violate our standards of human rights. As such, a full alliance is probably not possible for us. As deep as my regret may be, I cannot and would not violate the laws of my country in this matter. We are more than happy to trade with nations such as Lamoni, but slavery and totalitarian governments are simply not potential trading partners at this time. My apologese again, but these are the facts of the case.

Though we cannot enter into a trade agreement with every nation present, we can negotiate trade deals with certain individual nations; and would be happy to do so. However, I would first like to ask two questions regarding the diplomatic issues around this "cartel". First, how do you garuntee the security of your information from foreign agents? Secondly, have you considered that this cartel will be seen by many as an attempt to withhold lifesaving products from poorer countries? I am sure that is not the intent of Lamoni's government, who we have always found to be honorable friends. But this discovery will place you in a possission of power, and power breeds envy and contempt. How do we address the diplomatic tensions that will inevitably arise?

As for the security side of it, that can be handled when by my colleuges in the Ministries of Intelligence and Defense. They could not attend in person, but if it would be possible for them to participate remotely by telecommunications? Or I can act as an intermediary. My point is that while security is not my job, our government sees a need to deal with these issues."

Foreign Minister Benson frowned.

"Skyland Mt has very strict laws regarding trade with nations that violate our standards of human rights. As such, a full alliance is probably not possible for us. As deep as my regret may be, I cannot and would not violate the laws of my country in this matter. We are more than happy to trade with nations such as Lamoni, but slavery and totalitarian governments are simply not potential trading partners at this time. My apologese again, but these are the facts of the case.

OOC: Does this mean you can't trade with Ixania because it is an absolute monarchy?

OOC: I think that's been long enough...

Majestically, though to any trained eye rather awkwardly, the SR-71 Blackbird that was still the fastest passenger-carrying plane in the Starblaydi inventory touched down at the airport. Though Starblaydi security was restricted to what they had brought over for the delegation itself, the Lamonians had certainly put on a show of force for the most famous man the region had ever seen: Tiberius Starblayde (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/tiberius_starblayde.html).

Tall and well-built, though since being shot not quite as athletic as he had once been, Tiberius cut a remarkable figure even in his flight-suit. Though the trademark long hair had disappeared, replaced by a styled short back and sides, the unmistakable natural silver tint, a hallmark of his genes, remained. Official photographers of both Starblaydia and Lamoni were there to capture this 'action man' moment, which would surely go down in his personal folklore: Tiberius Starblayde, fearsome airman, striding across the tarmac of one of the very nations that had been waging war against Starblaydia so recently before. He allowed himself a moment to change into suit with open-necked shirt, retrieved from the small baggage hold of the SR-71, and made his way to the conference room.

He trod the path that Lady Jansen had made a few hours before, though instead of a pace almost too quick to keep up with he was slow and confident. He knew that around him, every Lamonian eye would see him and not really believe it. Apart from perhaps Viannor, Tiberius was the last face that any of them would expect to see in their lives, especially in their nation. The same aura, however, was around him too. Often people he met would simply be starstruck. He had, single-handed, turned Starblaydia into the benchmark of power in the region. Every man, woman and child knew his name and his face, and not too long ago Presidents, Prime Ministers and Kings would use his name to stir their populations into fear and nationalistic fervour. Tiberius was also the man who had brought proper democracy to Starblaydia, because orders should never be followed without question, even when delivered by the absolute ruler of the nation.

As the double doors opened, heads turned to see him, some knowing him, others not.

"Andrew," he said with a broad and natural smile to President Stinson, walking in the vague direction of his delegation and extending his hand, "how are you? I scarcely recognised you with your clothes on."


OOC: Though the wiki to Tiberius is a little out of date, you'll get the overall correct. impression. For an explanation of the clothes comment, you may want to check this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=551644) out. EDIT: No, really, do click the link. Tiberius says that in a friendly manner, and should be seen as an in-joke between acquaintances, rather than a mocking tone.

Bobrinsky smiled. "Perhaps we could all enter into an economic pact."

"I see no reason not to." replied Mrs. Wright.

Foreign Minister Benson frowned.

"Skyland Mt has very strict laws regarding trade with nations that violate our standards of human rights. As such, a full alliance is probably not possible for us. As deep as my regret may be, I cannot and would not violate the laws of my country in this matter. We are more than happy to trade with nations such as Lamoni, but slavery and totalitarian governments are simply not potential trading partners at this time. My apologese again, but these are the facts of the case.

Mrs. Wright stared at Foreign Minister Benson with mixed feelings. While his government's policies made sense to him, she considered this statement to be unexpected. She essentially considered it to be an outright rejection of a trade offer which was made in good faith. Still, she understood that Skyland Mt. had every right to make its own laws concerning trade, however, she found such a measure to be quite drastic.

"Minister Benson, could you explaing to me why your government objects to trading with nations with different ideas about government than Skyland Mt.? I need some clarification in order to remove some of the confusion that I have with this."

As the double doors opened, heads turned to see him, some knowing him, others not.

"Andrew," he said with a broad and natural smile to President Stinson, walking in the vague direction of his delegation and extending his hand, "how are you? I scarcely recognised you with your clothes on."

The delegation gazed at the imposing figure of Tiberius Starblayde as he entered the room. Their time spent looking upon him was short-lived, however, as they quickly went back to their business.

Your Highness, if I may, I cannot think of any reason why the Empire of Zongguo cannot be a part of a possible future alliance or enter into a treaty of friendship with Monavia. We respect the right of national sovereignty as absolute and undeniable. My government does not interfere with the affairs of other nations unless we are at war with them or participating in some form of crisis.

"Now, if you wish to join us in friendship, my colleagues and I would be more than delighted to extend an invitation to you or any other representative of your nation to hold diplomatic talks with us. I will speak with my superiors at a later time to suggest that such a conference should take place." Mr. Douglass responded.

"Your insight and wisdom are unexpected but welcome, Mr. Douglass," Sun Mei nodded after the Monavian conlcuded his offer, "Every nation has its own beliefs and policies, and as you have stated so well these are matters of national sovereignty. No nation has the right to interfere with another's domestic decision making except in time of war, or if the decisions of that other threaten the well being of the international community."

She inclined her head slightly as she tacked on, "I see no reason why the Empire could not enter into a treaty of friendship and cultural exchange with Monavia, and will suggest a conference to the Council of State and the Emperor upon my return home. Of course, this treaty offer is open to any nation at this table."


Bobrinsky smiled. "Perhaps we could all enter into an economic pact."


"That would be a most excellent idea," Sun Mei concurred, adding, "For its part, Zongguo can boast major industry in arms manufacturing and information technology. Zongguoese companies are eager to enter into joint venture projects with foreign comapnies, from my understanding."

"Lamoni has no problems with entering into an economic alliance with the nations gathered here." What is more, Stinson knew the truth behind what he had just said. Such an economic alliance would help the Lamonian economy, which was a prickly issue domestically.


Sun Mei said nothing in resposne to the Lamonian statement, as nothing needed to be said on her part. The Lamonian foreign minister had already visited the Empire to establish formal relations between the two states. In the exchanges since, she'd learned enough about Lamoni to understand the drastic economic situation the host nation found itself in. Already, in fact, a Zongguoese company had entered an at the moment top secret defense project with a Lamonian firm.

It was immediately after Stinson said his peace that the Princess heard a beeping from the earphones attached to her PDA. Trying to be as discrete as possible, she removed the PDA just enough to glance at the incoming message. A second later, she nodded and slid the device back into her pocket, as if nothing had happened. The news was important, but the meeting here had to go on as planned for now.

"Skyland Mt has very strict laws regarding trade with nations that violate our standards of human rights. As such, a full alliance is probably not possible for us. As deep as my regret may be, I cannot and would not violate the laws of my country in this matter. We are more than happy to trade with nations such as Lamoni, but slavery and totalitarian governments are simply not potential trading partners at this time. My apologese again, but these are the facts of the case.


The Princess frowned as well, "I recognize and respect your nation's point of view, as is the territory of national sovereignty. However deep your regret might be, however, I must take offense on behalf of the Empire. Skyland Mt's stance, as I understand it from your words, insinuates that our chosen form of government is... how shall we say this? Inferior. That is a direct affront to the Emperor, as well as the Zongguoese people. We have maintained this system for generation upon generation, and encountered none of the problems that we have seen beset democracies."

After a moment, she shrugged and continued, "Our form of slavery is not what you might think, either. Since your nation has such firm beliefs, however, I will not take the time to explain the nuances of the system. I believe the best policy, then, is to 'agree to disagree' as the saying goes. You have your convictions, and we have ours."

Once again, she was relieved that she'd been sent instead of her brother the Crown Prince. The Crown Prince would have been far less diplomatic, and probably would've followed Lady Jansen's example of storming out. Of course, he'd have been going after Lady Jansen to offer her a drink or something. Either that or dissappeared for a few hours to go partying. Hardly the image one would prefer to have in a high ranking member of the Imperial line. Furhter thoughts on the subject were interrupted when the Starblaydi head of state arrived.


As the double doors opened, heads turned to see him, some knowing him, others not.

"Andrew," he said with a broad and natural smile to President Stinson, walking in the vague direction of his delegation and extending his hand, "how are you? I scarcely recognised you with your clothes on."

Sun Mei turned to watch for a moment as Tiberius Starblayde entered, and recognized the man instantly. Zongguo had diplomatic ties with Starblaydia, and was from the same region as them as well. While there was a healthy respect for that nation in the Empire, the Princess was also less impressed than she might have been. This was due to the knowledge that Starblaydia had transitioned to a democratic form of government. It was their choice, of course, as a sovereign state to do so.

Simply put, Zongguo was quite skeptical of democracy, especially with how chaotic it could be. Order and stability for Zongguo had been best established under the Imperial line. There was a complex set of guidelines and traditions determining if the Emperor was still fit to rule, and they had yet to fail the Empire. In its own way, that was Zongguo's form of checks and balances. It was also a topic for another day.

She did add in, regarding the oil cartel's security, "For our part, the Empire will be able to maintain the tightest security possible to protect this project and the cartel's information. The Order for Domestic Harmony is quite capable of maintaining such security, and eliminating threats to that security if need be."

Though we cannot enter into a trade agreement with every nation present, we can negotiate trade deals with certain individual nations; and would be happy to do so. However, I would first like to ask two questions regarding the diplomatic issues around this "cartel". First, how do you garuntee the security of your information from foreign agents? Secondly, have you considered that this cartel will be seen by many as an attempt to withhold lifesaving products from poorer countries? I am sure that is not the intent of Lamoni's government, who we have always found to be honorable friends. But this discovery will place you in a possession of power, and power breeds envy and contempt. How do we address the diplomatic tensions that will inevitably arise?

As for the security side of it, that can be handled when by my colleagues in the Ministries of Intelligence and Defense. They could not attend in person, but if it would be possible for them to participate remotely by telecommunications? Or I can act as an intermediary. My point is that while security is not my job, our government sees a need to deal with these issues."

"Protection of the process from foreign nations will be the task of the respective intelligence and security agencies of the nations represented here. If all of our intelligence and security agencies share resources and information for the technology, then we can maintain a stronger blanket of secrecy over the bacterial oil process. Think of how a business protects a trade secret; this is essentially what we are doing here.

Yes, your colleagues in the Ministries of Intelligence and Defense are welcome to attend via teleconference. Some of my aides will arrange it.

It is the considered opinion of the Lamonian government that we are not so much keeping lifesaving technologies and products from poor nations as we are attempting to maintain an essential order about the release of the technology. If it were simply released to all and sundry at one time; the economies of many nations could be so drastically effected that they may use the economic instability as an excuse to consider military action. It is our opinion that the risk of this will be reduced with a controlled release of the technology.

I would also suggest a diplomatic charm offensive to both foreign governments and populations that is intended to reduce feelings of envy and contempt. We fully realize that someone, somewhere will take offense at the idea of the cartel, and if we allow our position of attempting to maintain economic stability for all nations to be known about the way in which we conduct business, then we feel that the distrust of our operations will be reduced."

After a moment, she shrugged and continued, "Our form of slavery is not what you might think, either. Since your nation has such firm beliefs, however, I will not take the time to explain the nuances of the system. I believe the best policy, then, is to 'agree to disagree' as the saying goes. You have your convictions, and we have ours."

"Our Foreign Minister has visited Zongguo, and has found that while their slaves are still slaves, they are treated reasonably well, and are actually paid. When asked, our Foreign Minister was told that the slaves were paid in order to prevent a slave uprising. In the words of the Foreign Minister's escort; 'They are paid because slave uprisings are SO expensive to put down.' Take that for however much it might be worth to you, Minister Benson."

As the double doors opened, heads turned to see him, some knowing him, others not.

"Andrew," he said with a broad and natural smile to President Stinson, walking in the vague direction of his delegation and extending his hand, "how are you? I scarcely recognised you with your clothes on."

Stinson couldn't help but smile as he shook the hand of Tiberius Starblayde. "Ahhhhh... but we aren't on the Orca Partyship at the moment. Nor are there any beach volleyball matches scheduled, to the best of my knowledge."

"Our Foreign Minister has visited Zongguo, and has found that while their slaves are still slaves, they are treated reasonably well, and are actually paid. When asked, our Foreign Minister was told that the slaves were paid in order to prevent a slave uprising. In the words of the Foreign Minister's escort; 'They are paid because slave uprisings are SO expensive to put down.' Take that for however much it might be worth to you, Minister Benson."

Mr. Douglass remained preplexed for a moment, before he addressed the issue at hand. "If they are paid, then thay are no longer slaves. I thought that whenever the word 'slave' comes to mind, you come to think about a worker that is not paid and is endlessly ordered around. Also, if they are paid to prevent an uprising, then they are in some ways being bribed. I have never heard of bribing slaves, so this is quite confusing.

"President Stinson, can you tell me more, in order to clarify this for me?"

Stinson was in some ways as confused as Mr. Douglass was on this subject. "Unfortunately, our Foreign Minister did not get much additional information on the subject. What I have told you is all that we know about the slave situation in Zongguo, Mr. Douglass. Though, I might suggest talking to Her Highness."

Stinson was in some ways as confused as Mr. Douglass was on this subject. "Unfortunately, our Foreign Minister did not get much additional information on the subject. What I have told you is all that we know about the slave situation in Zongguo, Mr. Douglass. Though, I might suggest talking to Her Highness."

"Very well, I will do that. Thank you." He now returned his glance to Princess Sun Mei. "Your Highness, what can you tell me about the way your nation's slavery system operates, that is, if you are fine with disclosing that information?"

Bump!

The OOC Thread needs to be bumped as well.

Bump yet again.

(OOC: My apologies, I've had log in difficulties the past day or two. Looks like this thread's dead now anyways. But in answer to I think it was Neo-Ixania's question: my country's laws might have prevented trade. I hadn't made up my mind. I think I'm changing that policy though to allow limited trade, though "tools of oppression", like weapons, could probably not be traded. Note this rule does in no way prevent humanitarian aid, disaster relief, or, under some circumstance, military cooperation).

OOC: I've also had problems logging in for the past 2 days. And we do have an OOC thread, guys.

OUT OF CHARACTER:
I have also experienced technical dificulties during the past 24 hours.

"Now that the main show is done with, are there any other questions or proposals that the other nations here would like to bring to the attention of this august body?"

President Stinson figured that at any meeting with this number of nations, someone would surely think of something to put onto the table.

"President Stinson, what amount of time would be required to compile copies of your scientific research and development, so that they may be shipped to member nations?" Mr. Whipple inquired.

"We actually have copies ready for all of the nations represented here today. However, we feel that it is only fair that there be a treaty for the maintenance and governance of the cartel; if everyone here would commit to such a treaty."

"However, we feel that it is only fair that there be a treaty for the maintenance and governance of the cartel; if everyone here would commit to such a treaty."

"It is then prudent that such a document be created, so that we may make some decisions about it and complete what we came here for."

There were copies of a draft Cartel Charter being pass around the table. As this was being done, President Stinson told everyone, "This document is a draft of the Cartel Charter. If any of you have suggestions on how to improve this Charter, let them be known."

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Charter of the Bacterial Oil Cartel

ARTICLE I: MEMBERSHIP

1. The original membership of the Bacterial Oil Cartel consists of:

Lamoni
Neo-Ixania
Zongguo
Starblaydia
Monavia
Skyland Mt

2. Membership in the Cartel confers an automatic transfer of the Bacterial Oil technology to the member nation.

3. Cartel Membership can be forcibly ended for a member nation by a 2/3rds vote of the membership.

ARTICLE II: MEMBER OBLIGATIONS

1. All member nations shall send an official delegate to the Cartel's headquarters building in Lemnos City, Lemnos Island, Lamoni. This body shall be known as the Cartel Council.

2. The Cartel shall have a rotating Presidency; which shall be rotated Alphabetically by the member nations names.

3. If a new member nation arrives in the Cartel whose name is alphabetically before the member nation that would receive the Presidency otherwise, then the older member nation shall retain it's rights to the Presidency for the stated six month term; and the newer member nation shall have to await the rotation back to their nation.

4. All member nations shall have the same rights and duties in the Cartel, despite the amount of time that they shall have been members.

ARTICLE III: SECURITY AND SECRECY

1. The security and intelligence agencies of all member nations shall share what data that they might have regarding the Security and Secrecy of the Bacterial Oil Process.

2. All member nations have an obligation to assist the security and safety of the Bacterial Oil Process from any and all threats.

ARTICLE IV: ADMISSION OF NEW MEMBERS

1. Any and all new members of the Bacterial Oil Cartel will be admitted only if they are voted in by a majority of the member nations. After such a vote, the new member shall be treated equally to any other member.

ARTICLE V: EXPORT REGULATIONS

1. The Cartel Council shall evaluate potential nations to export the technology to, and select their preference by majority vote.

2. Technology importing nations must sign and ratify a treaty that pledges the importing nation to secrecy about the technology. Violations shall be dealt with by a method determined by Cartel Council majority vote.

ARTICLE VI: FINANCES

1. Cartel members with higher economy ratings are encouraged to help cartel members with lesser economies to implement and sustain the technology.

2. All Cartel members are required to contribute 2% of their total budget in order to fund Cartel facilities, and pay Cartel staff.

ARTICLE VII: AMENDING THESE ARTICLES

1. The Articles of this charter can be amended by a 2/3rds vote of the membership.

ARTICLE VIII: RATIFICATION

The membership shall have brought this charter into force by majority vote. Founding members can opt out of Cartel membership just after the ratification vote if they wish. This charter acts like a treaty for all Cartel members, and shall be ratified via national processes for all members.

Mr. Whipple looked over the new document, and had it examined by his colleagues. They all suggested their share of revisions, and submitted the new document to the other members of the summit. Green passages indicated additions, and red ones indicated deletions.

Charter of the Bacterial Oil Cartel

ARTICLE I: MEMBERSHIP

1. The original membership of the Bacterial Oil Cartel consists of:

Lamoni
Neo-Ixania
Zongguo
Starblaydia
Monavia
Skyland Mt

2. Membership in the Cartel confers an automatic transfer of the Bacterial Oil technology to the member nation. all member nations.

3. Cartel Membership can be forcibly ended for a member nation by a 2/3rds vote of the membership.The membership of a Founding Nation shall also be subject to the same rule, with the single exception being that the vote must be greater than 2/3rds.

ARTICLE II: MEMBER OBLIGATIONS

1. All member nations shall send an official delegate to the Cartel's headquarters building in Lemnos City, Lemnos Island, Lamoni. This body shall be known as the Cartel Council.

2. The Cartel shall have a rotating Presidency; which shall be rotated Alphabetically by the member nations names.

3. If a new member nation arrives in the Cartel whose name is alphabetically before the member nation that would receive the Presidency otherwise, then the older member nation shall retain it's rights to the Presidency for the stated six month term; and the newer member nation shall have to await the rotation back to their nation.

4. All member nations shall have the same rights and duties in the Cartel, despite the amount of time that they shall have been members.

ARTICLE III: SECURITY AND SECRECY

1. The security and intelligence agencies of all member nations shall share what data that they might have regarding the Security and Secrecy of the Bacterial Oil Process.

2. All member nations have an obligation to assist the security and safety of the Bacterial Oil Process, and protect the said process from any and all threats.

ARTICLE IV: ADMISSION OF NEW MEMBERS

1. Any and all new members of the Bacterial Oil Cartel will be admitted only if they are voted in by a 2/3rds? majority of the member nations. After such a vote, the new member shall be treated equally to any other member.

ARTICLE V: EXPORT REGULATIONS

1. The Cartel Council shall evaluate potential nations to export the technology to, and select their preference by majority vote.

2. Technology importing nations must sign and ratify a treaty that pledges the importing nation to secrecy about the technology. Violations shall be dealt with by a method determined by Cartel Council majority vote, but such actions shall not include military actions such as blockades, open war, or military intervention unless a direct threat to the national and economic security of member nations and their respective allies exists.

ARTICLE VI: FINANCES

1. Cartel members with higher economy ratings as defined by per capita income and GDP/GNP are encouraged to help cartel members with lesser economies to implement and sustain the technology.

2. All Cartel members are required to contribute 2% of their total economic/commerce budget in order to fund Cartel facilities, and pay Cartel staff.

3. A common fund, called the Bacterial Oil Cartel Treasury shall be established by this Charter. Its funds shall be composed of the money paid as per the obligations of its member nations.

4. All Cartel staff shall be paid with money from the Treasury.

ARTICLE VII: AMENDING THESE ARTICLES

1. The Articles of this charter can be amended by a 2/3rds vote of the membership.

2. Any member shall be permitted to propose and vote on amendments to this Charter.

3. All proposed amendments shall be presented by the national delegate of the proposing nation, with the said delegate introducing the amendment during general session of the Cartel Council. Debate shall be permitted before a floor vote may commence.

ARTICLE VIII: RATIFICATION

The membership shall have brought this charter into force by a 2/3rds? majority vote. Founding members can opt out of Cartel membership shall be permitted to withdraw from the Cartel just after the ratification vote if they wish. This charter acts like a treaty for all Cartel members, and shall be ratified via national processes for all members.

Looking over the edited draft treaty, President Stinson found that he could not find anything wrong with it. His only concern was that none of the other nations involved had said or done anything except sit there.

"Lamoni finds nothing wrong with the Charter as amended by Monavia. Are the others here in agreement?"

"Lamoni finds nothing wrong with the Charter as amended by Monavia. Are the others here in agreement?"

Mr. Whipple simply smiled at the kind words of President Stinson. The idea that his delegation was able to create a viable treaty that was endorsed by Lamoni was yet another success for his country.

Princess Sun Mei had tuned out the discussion regarding her nation's unique form of slavery. No one had quite described it effectively enough, though that was to be expected. She would have explained it herself, had she not felt that this was the wrong place to discuss it. As things were, she had a look at the proposed treaty for the oil cartel and nodded.

"I fail to see anything that the Celestial Empire would object to," she informed the Monavian who'd presented the proposed treaty. After a moment, she added, "However, only the Emperor can officially ratify this treaty on Zongguo's behalf. Something of this magnitude must be brought to the Emperor directly rather than simply the Council of State. There is, of course, a minor problem, gentlemen."

She waited until she had the attention of both the Monavian delegate and Lamonian President before calmly adding, "Earlier I recieved a message from the Imperial City. It has become my unfortunate duty to inform you that the Son of Heaven, Emperor Sun Li, has died - apparently of natural causes. Until a new Emperor is officially chosen, the treaty will remain provisionally approved by no less an authority than myself. We can begin operations immediately, if allowed, since the treaty will inevitably be ratified."

After that, her PDA beeped again, and she gave an apologetic look to the men before pulling it out to view her new message. Whatever it said made her go pale. Slipping the PDA into her pocket, she looked to Stinson with concern.

"Mr. Stinson," she spoke carefully, "I must inform you also that another Zongguoese 'delegation' has arrived in Nephi.. they came without my prior knowledge... let us hope that they stay clear of this building."

She waited until she had the attention of both the Monavian delegate and Lamonian President before calmly adding, "Earlier I received a message from the Imperial City. It has become my unfortunate duty to inform you that the Son of Heaven, Emperor Sun Li, has died - apparently of natural causes. Until a new Emperor is officially chosen, the treaty will remain provisionally approved by no less an authority than myself. We can begin operations immediately, if allowed, since the treaty will inevitably be ratified."

"Certainly, you can provisionally follow the terms of the treaty, Your Highness. We understand the national period of mourning that many nations go through when their leader dies. When the Son of Heaven dies, surely the period of mourning must be greater. You and your entire nation has the condolences of the Free Republic, Your Highness."

After that, her PDA beeped again, and she gave an apologetic look to the men before pulling it out to view her new message. Whatever it said made her go pale. Slipping the PDA into her pocket, she looked to Stinson with concern.

"Mr. Stinson," she spoke carefully, "I must inform you also that another Zongguoese 'delegation' has arrived in Nephi... they came without my prior knowledge... let us hope that they stay clear of this building."

While being slightly confused, Stinson had to do something. "If there is some sort of problem, Your Highness, then I really need to know about it."

"I fail to see anything that the Celestial Empire would object to," she informed the Monavian who'd presented the proposed treaty. After a moment, she added, "However, only the Emperor can officially ratify this treaty on Zongguo's behalf. Something of this magnitude must be brought to the Emperor directly rather than simply the Council of State. There is, of course, a minor problem, gentlemen."

"My greatest thanks, Your Highness," Mr. Whipple replied.

She waited until she had the attention of both the Monavian delegate and Lamonian President before calmly adding, "Earlier I recieved a message from the Imperial City. It has become my unfortunate duty to inform you that the Son of Heaven, Emperor Sun Li, has died - apparently of natural causes. Until a new Emperor is officially chosen, the treaty will remain provisionally approved by no less an authority than myself. We can begin operations immediately, if allowed, since the treaty will inevitably be ratified."

"Certainly, you can provisionally follow the terms of the treaty, Your Highness. We understand the national period of mourning that many nations go through when their leader dies. When the Son of Heaven dies, surely the period of mourning must be greater. You and your entire nation has the condolences of the Free Republic, Your Highness."

When she had heard of this unfortunate event, Mrs. Wright sent a coded message to the Minister of Foreign Affairs.

MAXIMUM ENCRYPTION
LEVEL TEN

FROM: The Right Honorable Susan Wright, Minister of Commerce
TO: The Right Honorable Frank Carter, Minister of Foreign Affairs
SUBJECT: EMERGENCY INFORMATION

Mr. Carter:

The Emperor of Zongguo has died of natural causes. Princess Sun-Mei has delivered the news to the entire body of delegations.

Until a new ruler is chosen for Zongguo, the treaty will be unable to be ratified by them. This may make a mess of our diplomatic summit.

More details will be given later.

Once she had finished with the message, she sent out a second one.

GROUND SECURITY CHIEF:

Mobilize security around the immediate vicinity of our means of transport. Secure also the surrounding area from any interference that may occur.

SUSAN WRIGHT

Been trying to get people to post. Not been working too well, as you can see.

What have I missed? Sorry for not posting but I had forgotten about this thread....

"Certainly, you can provisionally follow the terms of the treaty, Your Highness. We understand the national period of mourning that many nations go through when their leader dies. When the Son of Heaven dies, surely the period of mourning must be greater. You and your entire nation has the condolences of the Free Republic, Your Highness."

"While the Celestial Empire will indeed mourn Emperor Sun Li, it is not customary for us to mourn for extended periods of time. Zongguese tradition dictates that the Empire must move forward even in times of crisis or unfortunate events. Only by working for the future can the Celestial Empire endure; to stagnate would be the utter destruction of the Imperial government. It should only be a matter of two days at the most before the next Emperor is chosen, and then things will return to normalcy," the princess explained, already quite certain who the next Emperor would be. If she felt any sorrow at having lost her father, she did not show it.

While being slightly confused, Stinson had to do something. "If there is some sort of problem, Your Highness, then I really need to know about it."

"It's not.. well, let us say that it does not threaten the lives of anyone in this nation.. rather, it won't kill them. In fact, it's just more of the worst headache you could possibly experience," Sun Mei explained, trying not to be too direct about the cause for her concern. If she simply stated the answer, no one would believe her.

Suddenly, before she could beat around the bush any longer, a loud crash erupted from the far side of the room. Glass shards sprayed in all directions. Through the window swung a dashing young Asian man, mostly presentable with a few days' growth of facial hair. His clothing was an odd assortment of casual and formal: a black suit with white pinstripes, athletic shoes, and a gray t-shirt emblazoned with a Starblaydi flag that proclaimed 'World Cup/AOCAF Champions'. On top of the odd clothing, he wore a pair of sunglasses that seemed to be gold plated at the least. Rather than being shocked, Princess Sun Mei just rolled her eyes, groaned, and finally shook her head.

As could be expected, this entrance got the attentions of armed guards standing just outside the doors. A split second after the crash, the pair of Imperial Marines that had accompanied the Princess burst into the room, guns aimed at the intruder. For a moment they bore intense looks upon their faces, ready to shoot the intruder down before asking questions. Then, his identity registered with them, and the pair lowered their weapons. Grumbling, the pair shuffled out of the room in annoyance. Once again, Princess Sun Mei simply rolled her eyes, and realized she'd have plenty of explaining to do.

"Hey sis! I figured you'd be in here for that fancy meeting or somethin'!" the young man in the suit and t-shirt exclaimed, removing the sunglasses and grinning like an utter git. After a few moments in which the Princess just glared at him, the man looked behind him and laughed, "Oh yeah, sorry 'bout the window. Just put it on my tab!"

Sun Mei was about to say something when the man stepped up and threw an arm around President Stinson's shoulders, "And you must be President Stinson! Nice little country you've got here. I like the women and the bars in particular! And the exchange rate between Silvers and Rushanas is so favorable, I can give Lamonian money to all my chums and still have enough left to make a big stogie!"

"And the Monavians and Ixanians are here too! It's one big party, already... and you didn't invite me, sis," the man went on, shaking a finger scoldingly at Princess Sun Mei, "But that's okay... heeeey, Tiberius Starblayde is here too! Yeah! Purple People Eaters all the way! RAWRCrush!"

"Ahem," Sun Mei began, once the man was sufficiently distracted by one of the women in the room who wasn't his sister, "It is my unfortunate duty to introduce you to Sun Ren, Crown Prince of Zongguo... my brother."

After a moment, she sighed and grumbled, "And a complete arse."

Meanwhile, the Crown Prince broke out a bottle of spirits from within his suit jacket. As he continued grinning inanely, he announced, "By the way, this Lamodka is great stuff! Not the best by a long shot, but it'll do... got it at the gift shop on my way over here!"

(OOC: I obtained full permission to write in the Crown Prince in such a manner from our host nation before doing this.)

(OOC: I obtained full permission to write in the Crown Prince in such a manner from our host nation before doing this.)

THAT IS NOT A PROBLEM! This is actually quite humorous!

The arrival of the Prince left the Monavians quite distraught, to say the very least. They were not, however, the only ones to take notice of his arrival. The Ground Security Chief was not very pleased with the arrival of the Prince. Despite his misgivings about the man, he largely avoided interfering with the man's movements. If anything, since the Prince never got close to the Monavian aircraft and ground vehicles, he ordered the security forces to stand down.

The Security Chief then removed a pair of binoculars from his coat pocket and unfolded them, training them on the Prince and his "entourage". He said a few things about the Prince in Latin, most of which were not fit to be repeated in polite company, but then again, a false alarm taking place at a diplomatic summit was not a pleasant affair.

Upon his dramatic entry through the window, the Minister of Commerce, the fair Susan Wright, fell into a swoon as she watched Prince Sun Ren burst through the window, leaving a great mess of shattered glass across the chamber, and seeing the Imperial Marines enter in such an aggressive fashion. Mr. Whipple frowned, then drew himself up to his full height, now casting a menacing aura of disgust around the room.

Mr. Douglass, being unable to stand the sight of his colleague lying motionless upon the floor, still in her horrid faint, barked some words in classical Latin that showed an impressive amount of pent up fury. His comments were along the lines of "THAT DAMNED SCOUNDREL HAS BLOWN THROUGH THIS ROOM LIKE A MOB!" Of course, few in the room understood what he meant, but Mr. Whipple knew well what the man had said.

One of the Royal Guardsmen took the fair Minister and removed her from the room, which by now resembled a disaster area, and took her to a place where he could wake her up with cold water. Meanwhile, the two reamining men stood aghast as they watched Sun Ren mock the value of Lamonian currency, and make a mockery of the entire summit. They were soon seated again, brushing the shards of glass off of the table and having one of the guards locate a broom with which to clear a path on the floor.

When the Monavian Minister of Commerce fainted, the Crown Prince of Zongguo didn't seem the least bit concerned. Any sensible person would have been worried at least somwhat, but not Sun Ren. Then again, any sensible person would've come in through the door, not through a window. Crown Prince Sun Ren was all too happy to continue with his own particular brand of idiocy.

"Sorry 'bout that, Monavia. I do have a way of overwhelming the ladies, if you know what I mean," Sun Ren grinned, then decided it was a good idea to go bother the Lamonian president again.

Meanwhile, Princess Sun Mei took it upon herself to begin doing some damage control. First and foremost, she had to make sure the Monavians didn't take her older brother's antics as being sanctioned by the Empire. That would perhaps be the worst thing to come out of this summit. Zongguo could ill afford to grievously offend nations it would be entering into a commercial and diplomatic treaty with.

Making her way directly to Mr. Whipple, she said, "Allow me to apologize on behalf of the entire Celestial Empire for this.. intrusion. My brother is a complete arse, and his actions are not supported or condoned by our government. If anything, I'd like to know how he managed to pull that off... but perhaps it's better that I not know."

"At any rate, let me assure you that he will not be the next Emperor," Sun Mei continued, "And extend an invitation to your delegation to visit the Celestial Empire in three days' time. Our new Emperor will have been coronated by then, and will be able to sign the treaty officially. I can also personally gaurantee that Crown Prince Sun Ren will not be in the country at that time to interefere."

Meanwhile, the Crown Prince once again had his arm around Stinson's shoulders as he spoke in a conspiratorial manner, "Look, Stinson.. I hear tell you're married to an Ixanian, eh? You mind gettin' me introduced to an Ixanian princess or something? Hell, even a duchess or the like would do, long as she's a knockout who'll put out, if you know what I mean.."

Making her way directly to Mr. Whipple, she said, "Allow me to apologize on behalf of the entire Celestial Empire for this.. intrusion. My brother is a complete arse, and his actions are not supported or condoned by our government. If anything, I'd like to know how he managed to pull that off... but perhaps it's better that I not know."

"Your Highness, I doubt that such...unwise actions were sanctioned by your government, or that they could be sanctioned by any government. This...lunacy has certainly shaken my faith in the ability of the security forces that have been deployed for our own protection, but rest assured that this will be addressed," Mr. Whipple replied.

"At any rate, let me assure you that he will not be the next Emperor," Sun Mei continued, "And extend an invitation to your delegation to visit the Celestial Empire in three days' time. Our new Emperor will have been coronated by then, and will be able to sign the treaty officially. I can also personally gaurantee that Crown Prince Sun Ren will not be in the country at that time to interefere."

Alfred took a long breath, drawing in much of the air around him, and then released it so that he may resume. "If tis man was ever able to become the Emperor of anything other than an insane asylum, I would be alarmed. As for your invitation, you offer was quite gracious, but it would not be possible for myself or the other delegates to attend. Our orders were to attend this summit and bring int being a charter to serve this organization, and then to depart fr Monavia to submit it for ratification.

"Nevertheless, I can personally assure you that a Monavian representative will be in attendance at the coronation of the new Zongguoese Emperor."

Meanwhile, the Crown Prince once again had his arm around Stinson's shoulders as he spoke in a conspiratorial manner, "Look, Stinson.. I hear tell you're married to an Ixanian, eh? You mind gettin' me introduced to an Ixanian princess or something? Hell, even a duchess or the like would do, long as she's a knockout who'll put out, if you know what I mean.."

At this point, Alfred simply rolled his eyes, but at the same time was confused by what Sun Ren meant by "a knockout who'll put out". He however, did not care even to ask, figuring that it would be better to abstain from exascerbating the developing chaos.

President Stinson went from surprise at the Zongguoese Prince's arrival, then annoyance when he realized that the window was broken, and then to a contained anger when the Crown Prince started mocking Lamonian currency, the entire summit, and who knew what else. Lady Jansen had been downright civil in comparison to this.

His anger abated somewhat when Princess Sun Mei stated that the Crown Prince's actions were not sanctioned by the Zongguoese government. However, Crown Prince Sun Ren somehow thought that it was appropriate to not only lean on his arm like they were friends, but to ask him if he knew about any Ixanian's that put out.

If the man didn't help to represent a nation that the Free Republic was trying to establish greater diplomatic and economic ties with, then President Stinson would have thrown the man back out the window, foreign audience or no.

However... there was one alternative that might work. Andrew Stinson wrote down a fake Ixanian name (Duchess Anastasia Gushkov), with a fake Ixanian address in Tzargrad, and handed that to the Crown Prince. "There you go, why don't you go see her?" There was a significant stress on the two mentions of the word GO, and Stinson figured that anyone in the room would likely pick up on it.

There was a significant stress on the two mentions of the word GO, and Stinson figured that anyone in the room would likely pick up on it.

Mr. Douglass and Mr. Whipple were both able to tell that the aggrieved President wanted the renegade brigand Sun Ren out. It was easy to think that the situation was winding down, but it was still not over.

OOC:

I am putting this show back on the road!

"Mr. Whipple, your thoughts on the proposed charter?" Despite the Zongguoese Crown Prince's arrival, the meeting would continue, or President Stinson would have a stress/anger induced heart attack.

This was turning out to be one hell of a diplomatic meeting, he felt.

"I am currently content with the treaty for this time, although the final judge of the treaty will be the monavian Parliament when it comes to constitutionality. Nonetheless, I am confident that their Majesties will sign it.

"On the matter of what the Monavians had to give in return for the technology yuo have provided with us lately, I have some things you might find interesting."

He took out a folder and placed it besied the draft of the charter.

OUT OF CHARACTER:

If I remember correctly, my delegation was the last to propose any revisions to the treaty. Zongguo, Neo-Ixania, Skylant Mt, your turns to revise it.

OOC: Jolt won't let Skyland Mt. sign in under that name, Zongguo... i'm not sure if he's forgotten the thread or what; and i'll try to get Ixania to say something.

OOC: I'm pretty sure that the thread died, but Monavia and Lamoni could work out a deal if you want.

OOC: I'm pretty sure that the thread died, but Monavia and Lamoni could work out a deal if you want.

Very well, I can deal with that. We can begin working out the details later, say tomorrow.

The last version of the Charter, the one I submitted that had no really serious objections, can be used to start.

OOC:

I am creating the post below to feature in my Factbook. Do not treat this as a bump!

Charter of the Bacterial Oil Cartel

ARTICLE I: MEMBERSHIP

1. The original membership of the Bacterial Oil Cartel consists of:

Lamoni
Neo-Ixania
Zongguo
Starblaydia
Monavia
Skyland Mt

2. Membership in the Cartel confers an automatic transfer of the Bacterial Oil technology to all member nations.

3. Cartel Membership can be forcibly ended for a member nation by a 2/3rds vote of the membership. The membership of a Founding Nation shall also be subject to the same rule, with the single exception being that the vote must be greater than 2/3rds.

ARTICLE II: MEMBER OBLIGATIONS

1. All member nations shall send an official delegate to the Cartel's headquarters building in Lemnos City, Lemnos Island, Lamoni. This body shall be known as the Cartel Council.

2. The Cartel shall have a rotating Presidency; which shall be rotated Alphabetically by the member nations names.

3. If a new member nation arrives in the Cartel whose name is alphabetically before the member nation that would receive the Presidency otherwise, then the older member nation shall retain it's rights to the Presidency for the stated six month term; and the newer member nation shall have to await the rotation back to their nation.

4. All member nations shall have the same rights and duties in the Cartel, despite the amount of time that they shall have been members.

ARTICLE III: SECURITY AND SECRECY

1. The security and intelligence agencies of all member nations shall share what data that they might have regarding the Security and Secrecy of the Bacterial Oil Process.

2. All member nations have an obligation to assist the security and safety of the Bacterial Oil Process, and protect the said process from any and all threats.

ARTICLE IV: ADMISSION OF NEW MEMBERS

1. Any and all new members of the Bacterial Oil Cartel will be admitted only if they are voted in by a 2/3rds majority of the member nations. After such a vote, the new member shall be treated equally to any other member.

ARTICLE V: EXPORT REGULATIONS

1. The Cartel Council shall evaluate potential nations to export the technology to, and select their preference by majority vote.

2. Technology importing nations must sign and ratify a treaty that pledges the importing nation to secrecy about the technology. Violations shall be dealt with by a method determined by Cartel Council majority vote, but such actions shall not include military actions such as blockades, open war, or military intervention unless a direct threat to the national and economic security of member nations and their respective allies exists.

ARTICLE VI: FINANCES

1. Cartel members with higher economy ratings as defined by per capita income and GDP/GNP are encouraged to help cartel members with lesser economies to implement and sustain the technology.

2. All Cartel members are required to contribute 2% of their total economic/commerce budget in order to fund Cartel facilities, and pay Cartel staff.

3. A common fund, called the Bacterial Oil Cartel Treasury shall be established by this Charter. Its funds shall be composed of the money paid as per the obligations of its member nations.

4. All Cartel staff shall be paid with money from the Treasury.

ARTICLE VII: AMENDING THESE ARTICLES

1. The Articles of this charter can be amended by a 2/3rds vote of the membership.

2. Any member shall be permitted to propose and vote on amendments to this Charter.

3. All proposed amendments shall be presented by the national delegate of the proposing nation, with the said delegate introducing the amendment during general session of the Cartel Council. Debate shall be permitted before a floor vote may commence.

ARTICLE VIII: RATIFICATION

The membership shall have brought this charter into force by a 2/3rds majority vote. Founding members can opt out of Cartel membership and shall be permitted to withdraw from the Cartel just after the ratification vote if they wish. This charter acts like a treaty for all Cartel members, and shall be ratified via national processes for all members.

OOC: Monavia, TG

OOC:

Understood. I will also be creating an FU Charter post to add to my Factbook later, but probably not for a few more days.