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Announcement of the Confederation of the Juntastan Ascendacy

Juntastan Ascendacy
02-07-2008, 04:23
After speaking to her ministers, Arch Aristocra Melinda Vates turned to her Minister of Forieng Affairs. "I wish to reach out to other nations so we may proclaim the existensce of the Confederation and have them recognize our nation"
The Minister nods her head, knowing this is an important step in Juntastan's goal to secure it's position of neutrality in the world. "You are correct, your Excellency. How much should I tell them of us?". The Arch Aristocra's eyebrows crease as she ponders the Ministers question. "As long as we do not violate the Great Belief, we should be fine. We must not be so strict that we read more into the Scriptures then was revealed in them. I have always felt that Juntastan needed more trade and needed to secure important treaties of nuetralities with other nations. Besides, I just delivered my speech on the powandah's (note* Juntastanese for "unbeliever") sacreligious violation of our airspace.
The Minister nods her head. "Your correct, Your Excellency. What is your command?". Sitting silently, the Arch Aristocra says "Send out telegrams to all the worlds major embassys requesting official recognition of the existensce of Juntastan and also a nuetral country to act as arbiters in negotiating the removal of those damn blasphemous satelites!" The Minister of Forieng Affiars nods and goes to her office in the Palace of Nobility to send out telegrams requesting:

1) the official recognistion of Juntastan as a nation state
2) the assistance of a nuetral country to act as an arbiter for Juntastan to negotiate the removal of all satelitespresentlyin outer space over Juntastan and so defuse the situation.
The Beatus
02-07-2008, 05:58
To the Confederation of the Juntastan Ascendacy,

Before we can formally recognize your nation, we wish to learn more about it, if that can be arranged? I am sure there will be no issues with this, but I would not be doing my job if I didn't ask.

Signed,
Jimmy Burch,
Vice President
The Theocratic Republic of the Beatus
Zinaire
02-07-2008, 06:48
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Zinairian Foreign Authority
Department of Diplomatic Affairs
14 National Plaza, Zinaire City

Our research indicates that your nation is a shamefully theocratic cesspool of technophobia, xenophobia, ignorance and old-fashioned beliefs. Therefore, unless some evidence to the contrary is presented, Zinaire has no plans of recognizing Juntastan as a sovereign state.

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Sir Jackson Miller
Chancellor of Diplomatic Affairs
Juntastan Ascendacy
12-08-2008, 21:39
To the Confederation of the Juntastan Ascendacy,

Before we can formally recognize your nation, we wish to learn more about it, if that can be arranged? I am sure there will be no issues with this, but I would not be doing my job if I didn't ask.

Signed,
Jimmy Burch,
Vice President
The Theocratic Republic of the Beatus

Juntastan is a Democratic nation that has: The Assembly of Citizens (Our House), Assembly of Major Houses ( These consists of Major Houses which are the Founding Families of Juntastan and those whom have been adopted into the Major Houses) and the Office of The Arch Aristocra ( Our sort of "Prime minister")
Our elections for all the Assembly of Citizens and Assembly of the Major Houses is democratic and voted for by the population of Juntastan's seven Provinces, which in turn are administered by the Seven Major Houses.
Election to the position of Arch Aristocra is decided by a general election and the canidates performance in the Games-athletic and cultural competitions. After that, the winners have an Electoral War, where the various Houses that have canidates for the office of Arch Aristocra fight each other untill there is only one House, wether Major or Minor that, that eaither has gained the victory or all the other Houses have surrendered.

Right now were in the Electoral War process, with the House of Vates, The Minor House of Achilles, The Minor House of Agamnemnon and the Major House of Johnson fighting in the Straits a naval engagement to decide whom will be Arch Aristocra.

Our religion is The Great Belief, and it is forbidden by our religion to be seen by non-believers, to eat their food or for our buildings, ceremonies or holy sites to be photographed by non-Juntastanese. Our Scriptures our off bounds, allthough you wouldn;t understand them anyway since their written in Kindred, the language of Juntastan and our name for ourselves.

Our society is the direct descendant of the Mycanean and the survivors of the Trojan War. So were Greco-Roman in basic culture, in many ways. We practice a derivative of the traditional pre-Christian religion of Rome and Greece.

Our policy is strict nuetrality towards other nations. We do not support or oppose any nation and maintain our military solely for the purpose of self defense and security. They also protect the interior of Juntastan from non-believers, whereas all trade occurs on the West Coast of Juntastan in a couple cities open to non-Juntanese and non-believers.
Juntastan Ascendacy
12-08-2008, 21:41
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Zinairian Foreign Authority
Department of Diplomatic Affairs
14 National Plaza, Zinaire City

Our research indicates that your nation is a shamefully theocratic cesspool of technophobia, xenophobia, ignorance and old-fashioned beliefs. Therefore, unless some evidence to the contrary is presented, Zinaire has no plans of recognizing Juntastan as a sovereign state.

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Sir Jackson Miller
Chancellor of Diplomatic Affairs

We take the doctrines and dogma of the Great Belief seriously. It is sad that you feel such religious hatred towards our people.
But what can you expect? That's how powandah's are (shrug).
Daiwiz
12-08-2008, 21:44
OOC:So you have learned from the Ultimatium?!?!?! Wow....Congrats. Also, I like how you are not declaring war on every nation nearby, like you did last time lol. The piracy was an act of war, but I don't care about that. I still won't be a neutral party, but I like that you have learned from last time.
Pan-Arab Barronia
12-08-2008, 21:50
OOC:So you have learned from the Ultimatium?!?!?! Wow....Congrats. Also, I like how you are not declaring war on every nation nearby, like you did last time lol. The piracy was an act of war, but I don't care about that. I still won't be a neutral party, but I like that you have learned from last time.

OOC: No, not really, he hasn't. He's learnt not to declare war, but he's still trying to remove the satellites. No-one would touch that.
The Beatus
12-08-2008, 21:51
Juntastan is a Democratic nation that has: The Assembly of Citizens (Our House), Assembly of Major Houses ( These consists of Major Houses which are the Founding Families of Juntastan and those whom have been adopted into the Major Houses) and the Office of The Arch Aristocra ( Our sort of "Prime minister")
Our elections for all the Assembly of Citizens and Assembly of the Major Houses is democratic and voted for by the population of Juntastan's seven Provinces, which in turn are administered by the Seven Major Houses.
Election to the position of Arch Aristocra is decided by a general election and the canidates performance in the Games-athletic and cultural competitions. After that, the winners have an Electoral War, where the various Houses that have canidates for the office of Arch Aristocra fight each other untill there is only one House, wether Major or Minor that, that eaither has gained the victory or all the other Houses have surrendered.

Right now were in the Electoral War process, with the House of Vates, The Minor House of Achilles, The Minor House of Agamnemnon and the Major House of Johnson fighting in the Straits a naval engagement to decide whom will be Arch Aristocra.

Our religion is The Great Belief, and it is forbidden by our religion to be seen by non-believers, to eat their food or for our buildings, ceremonies or holy sites to be photographed by non-Juntastanese. Our Scriptures our off bounds, allthough you wouldn;t understand them anyway since their written in Kindred, the language of Juntastan and our name for ourselves.

Our society is the direct descendant of the Mycanean and the survivors of the Trojan War. So were Greco-Roman in basic culture, in many ways. We practice a derivative of the traditional pre-Christian religion of Rome and Greece.

Our policy is strict nuetrality towards other nations. We do not support or oppose any nation and maintain our military solely for the purpose of self defense and security. They also protect the interior of Juntastan from non-believers, whereas all trade occurs on the West Coast of Juntastan in a couple cities open to non-Juntanese and non-believers.

To the Confederation of the Juntastan Ascendacy,

While your religious ideology may be, different, we understand that it is yours, and your people believe such, and do not wish to interfere with it in anyway. However, I wish to know, if there is any more information you can share with me about this "Great Belief." I do not wish to offend, or insult you in any way, we just would like a little more information, nothing really specific, just like a few really basic principles of the religion. We feel that information is the key to religious tolerance. We have always believed that the more our people know about the religion, the more tolerant of it they will be, if you understand what we mean. People tent to fear things they don't know that much about. Though, it is your religion, and your right to keep it secret.

Signed,
Jimmy Burch,
Vice President
The Theocratic Republic of the Beatus
Daiwiz
12-08-2008, 21:55
OOC:Lol oh well. Maybe I should declare war, just for the lulz...nah....maybe later.
Cascade States
12-08-2008, 21:57
We The Armed Republic of Cascade States are a large green nation who
wishes you a warm greeting in to the world community.
It can be as scary place, and there are nations who would attack you
for no reason at all, or for any reason.

We want you to know that as a larger nation, that if you find yourself
in a situation where you are being threatened or attacked and you are
in need of assistance we will be willing to come to your aid.

Providing of course that you did not instigate the incident.

Also if you find that your military is lacking, we offer a comprehensive
array of weapons systems and small arms for Army, Navy and Airforces.
We can build you a package to suit your nation's defensive strategy,
From high end super sonic missiles and Stealth fighters to AK-47's and
Auto grenade launchers.
We also offer payment plans if you need some large equipment but do
not all the funds at present.
Or motto is " To help nations defend their soil, their people and spread
peace to the world through strength.,"
If you have any questions please feel free to telegram us from your
nation!

Sincerely,
Yuri Orlav,
Head of International bussiness and sales
Daiwiz
12-08-2008, 22:01
OOC:He isn't a new nation. About *squints eyes* 1.5 months, or so. If you have heard of the Juntastan Ultimatium, he was the one who started it.

IC:The TUSSD, officialy recognizes the nation of Juntastan, but is not willing to act as a third party nation, for reasons of left over conflicts, from the invasion of your nation.

Graith Dr'klow
Cascade States
12-08-2008, 22:03
We were unaware of this "developement".
Could you please send us the relevant information?
We thankyou for this update Daiwiz.
Salzland
12-08-2008, 22:04
OOC: Cascade, here it is

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=559836
Imperial isa
12-08-2008, 22:09
OOC: No, not really, he hasn't. He's learnt not to declare war, but he's still trying to remove the satellites. No-one would touch that.

an trying to hide cities with stealth
Neo-Ixania
12-08-2008, 22:14
The Ixanian Empire recognizes the nation of Juntastan to be a sovereign and independent state with all the rights and powers of other said states. However, we shall not get ourselves entangled in the satellite issue but rather hope that needless bloodshed may not occur.

Signed,
Ivan Rucinsky,
Foreign Minister

OOC: Keeping in line with my nation's focus on friendship, Ixania hereby recognizes Juntastan's independence but it does not mean that I'm going to jump in and save him/her in wars. Ixania has a neutrality policy after all. Anywho, Juntastan, I'm willing to make our nations friends and don't worry....Ixanians tolerate your religion. :D
Cascade States
12-08-2008, 22:15
" Oh yes! Now we remember!,"
Hit's a his assistant with a file.
" We lost the file on that nation. There was an issue with foriegn nations seeing their
people?,"

He flips through the pages on the file,
" Yes here it is, our nation told them that our sattelites would not change orbital course
to avoid seeing their people.,"

He looks over the documents some more,

" Well thank you Salzland, we could have had an embaressing conflict of interest there.
If your nation ( Salzland ) says that we ( Cascade States ) should avoid international
relations and arms deals with this nation. We will take it on your word and NOT continue the sale.,"
Salzland
12-08-2008, 22:20
To: The Government of Cascade States
From: Office of the Minister for Foreign Relations, Salzland

Sirs,

Having just received your communique, at this time we are maintaining strict neutrality as far as the Juntastan matter is concerned. We respect the sovereign rights of other nations to conduct internal matters, such as religious practices, without foreign intervention.

That being said, the Government of Salzland will continue to support a full, multi-layered satellite constellation for both civillian and defense-related purposes, and will not alter the deployments of these satellites and thereby put Salzland at risk to appease the otherwise-internal policies of a foreign nation.

Signed,

J. Marcus Davis
Salzland Minister for Foreign Relations
Imperial isa
12-08-2008, 22:22
:D

ooc little late on that part of no bloodshed
Daiwiz
12-08-2008, 22:24
OOC: Yeah. Conflict already happened rofl. Oh, and I like needless bloodshed when no-one gets hurt in RL.
Cascade States
12-08-2008, 22:27
To: The Government of Cascade States
From: Office of the Minister for Foreign Relations, Salzland

Sirs,

Having just received your communique, at this time we are maintaining strict neutrality as far as the Juntastan matter is concerned. We respect the sovereign rights of other nations to conduct internal matters, such as religious practices, without foreign intervention.

That being said, the Government of Salzland will continue to support a full, multi-layered satellite constellation for both civillian and defense-related purposes, and will not alter the deployments of these satellites and thereby put Salzland at risk to appease the otherwise-internal policies of a foreign nation.

Signed,

J. Marcus Davis
Salzland Minister for Foreign Relations

We understand your feelings, and respect that desire to remain neutral.
Neo-Ixania
12-08-2008, 22:29
OOC: I meant needless bloodshed AFTER the conflict, that is, in a new conflict. Ixania hopes that another conflict won't occur is all.
Daiwiz
12-08-2008, 22:35
OOC:But I like attacking Juntastan....He's like a giant target :D Anyways, Sal, I take it you have become Switzerland?
Red Tide2
12-08-2008, 23:04
Official Statement From TSRT
"Outer Space is international territory, that is a plain and simple fact recognised by all nations. Any attempt too destroy a Red Tidean Sattelite by a independent nation will be taken as an act of war. We will continue too use reconnaissance sattelite to map-out any and all nations as we see fit."
End Statement
Daiwiz
12-08-2008, 23:11
OOC:*gives TSRT a map of the nation* We took the liberty from the last war, to map out their nation.
Red Tide2
12-08-2008, 23:20
OOC: 'Map out' is a typically Red Tidean euphemism for 'spying', just like 'liquidate' is a euphemisim for 'execute' and 'purge' is a euphemism for 'mass execute'. Terrain may change too slowly for any notice from human beings, but military formations and such do not.
Salzland
13-08-2008, 00:43
OOC:But I like attacking Juntastan....He's like a giant target :D Anyways, Sal, I take it you have become Switzerland?

Oh no, just making it very clear that in this matter I prefer to be reactive, rather than proactive.

I feel much better about bringing the Wrath of God down when I'm clearly in the right :)
Gun Manufacturers
13-08-2008, 03:18
After speaking to her ministers, Arch Aristocra Melinda Vates turned to her Minister of Forieng Affairs. "I wish to reach out to other nations so we may proclaim the existensce of the Confederation and have them recognize our nation"
The Minister nods her head, knowing this is an important step in Juntastan's goal to secure it's position of neutrality in the world. "You are correct, your Excellency. How much should I tell them of us?". The Arch Aristocra's eyebrows crease as she ponders the Ministers question. "As long as we do not violate the Great Belief, we should be fine. We must not be so strict that we read more into the Scriptures then was revealed in them. I have always felt that Juntastan needed more trade and needed to secure important treaties of nuetralities with other nations. Besides, I just delivered my speech on the powandah's (note* Juntastanese for "unbeliever") sacreligious violation of our airspace.
The Minister nods her head. "Your correct, Your Excellency. What is your command?". Sitting silently, the Arch Aristocra says "Send out telegrams to all the worlds major embassys requesting official recognition of the existensce of Juntastan and also a nuetral country to act as arbiters in negotiating the removal of those damn blasphemous satelites!" The Minister of Forieng Affiars nods and goes to her office in the Palace of Nobility to send out telegrams requesting:

1) the official recognistion of Juntastan as a nation state
2) the assistance of a nuetral country to act as an arbiter for Juntastan to negotiate the removal of all satelitespresentlyin outer space over Juntastan and so defuse the situation.

The ASoGM recognizes the nation of the Juntastan Ascendacy, especially since your nation is occasionally on the Internet Weather Watch. We do however, wish to state that we will not be acquiescing to your demand that we remove our satellites. These are in legal orbits, and the satellites are up there for the benefit of all, to ensure that everyone has an accurate weather forecast, and that nobody gets surprised by violent weather systems.
Juntastan Ascendacy
13-08-2008, 05:43
The ASoGM recognizes the nation of the Juntastan Ascendacy, especially since your nation is occasionally on the Internet Weather Watch. We do however, wish to state that we will not be acquiescing to your demand that we remove our satellites. These are in legal orbits, and the satellites are up there for the benefit of all, to ensure that everyone has an accurate weather forecast, and that nobody gets surprised by violent weather systems.

From: The Palace of Nobility, Aristocrapolis
To: The Nations of the World

As acting Arch Aristocra since Melinda Vates removal from office, I can assure you ladies and gentlemen that the issue of the satelites has been taken care of.
We are working on building a new city called Cthonopolis which will be quite invisible to your satelites. In addition, we are developing fabrics that will make our citizens invisible to your satelites. So you see, gentleman and ladies, this will take care of the problem of your blasphemous voyuerism.
We are awaiting the results of the current Electoral War to see whom will be the next Arch Aristocra. Untill then I am Acting Arch Aristocra.
We also have an ambitous plan to reconstruct all interior cities with this new material within a 20 year period. Juntastan will be quite invisible to your satelites, and you may continue doing your "weather" observations.
Asgarnieu
13-08-2008, 05:58
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Encryption Level: 1 - 0QKb Encryption

To: De Facto Arch Aristocra, Juntastan
From: Michael St. Aubin, Asgarnieu
Subject: RE: Announcement

Greetings.

We, after your blatant threats against international satellite traffic, and poor foreign relations habits, do not recognize the "Confederation of the Juntastan Ascendacy" as a soveriegn state.

We know that it has been said, but we are going to repeat it so you may get it through your head.

Space satellite traffic cannot be averted over a nation, as that would require repositioning the satellites at a great expense; a cost that is not worthy of such an insignificant nation.

Asgarnieu will not reposition our satellites, and should they happen to pass over Juntastan, high-resolution photographs, infrared photographs, or ground-penetrating infrared photographs may be taken as part of our world surviellance system. We would expect only the same from your nation if Juntastan had the capabilities to perform such surviellance.

We will not be moved on this issue.

Sincerely,

Michael St. Aubin
Vice President of the United Democratic Empire of Asgarnieu
Juntastan Ascendacy
13-08-2008, 08:53
[QUOTE=The Beatus;13917802]To the Confederation of the Juntastan Ascendacy,

While your religious ideology may be, different, we understand that it is yours, and your people believe such, and do not wish to interfere with it in anyway. However, I wish to know, if there is any more information you can share with me about this "Great Belief." I do not wish to offend, or insult you in any way, we just would like a little more information, nothing really specific, just like a few really basic principles of the religion. We feel that information is the key to religious tolerance. We have always believed that the more our people know about the religion, the more tolerant of it they will be, if you understand what we mean. People tent to fear things they don't know that much about. Though, it is your religion, and your right to keep it secret.

Signed,

Well..

The Great Belief teaches that since we are the direct descendants of those who fought at Troy (see the Illiad), that we are the Chosen People of the Gods.
So basically we have rules against being ritually poluted, because if we are we must endure a thorough cleansing which includes being scrubbed down, epidermal ebrasion, fasting and meditation.
As for our Gods, we worship them but we are monothesists in a way. It is taught that the Gods and Goddessess are merely different facets of the One whom is beyond human understanding or comprehension.
So we are polythesists in a way, but we believe all the Gods and Goddessess are simply different aspects of a Supreme Diety, whom we refer to as the One.
Also, we don't proselytize, but we do accept non native born people, as long as their willing to be adopted by one of the Houses. Family and blood ties are important to us.
Our religion requires that all young people, whom we calle ephebes, to spend one year before their Ascension rite to live outsdie the law. Basically, they must do whatever is necessary to feed, clothe and survive on the outskirts of society. The laws that apply to Citizens do not to them, so whatever they must do to survive they are allowed to do. If they make it that year and desire the benefits of Citizenship, the Rite of Ascension is celebrated and their made full Citizens of Juntastan.
Besides that, our religion studies DNA, genetics and biology as we see in it the writing of the Gods, and we also have Sages who are Philosophers who usually can be found in the mountains. These usually are young men and women who are seeking a closer relationship to The Gods and thereby a better understanding of the One.
Our Sages act as prophets, while the Pontiffs are simply preists of a local Temple. The Pontiffs officiate sacrafices of animals, prayers and services.
Each God has his Pontiffs and then a Supreme Pontiff, the Pontifix Maximus.
The Sages have their Schools where they expound on more Philisophical implications of the Scriptures, interpertations, e.t.c. Like I said, many of them stay in the mountains meditating and studying, but most eventually return to a city to begin teaching and setting up a School for students.
Neo-Ixania
13-08-2008, 09:03
OOC: Juntastan, would you be interested in opening diplomatic relations with Ixania? :D
Imperial isa
13-08-2008, 09:39
OOC: Juntastan, would you be interested in opening diplomatic relations with Ixania? :D

ooc you can say good bye to them with my nation then
Gun Manufacturers
13-08-2008, 13:27
From: The Palace of Nobility, Aristocrapolis
To: The Nations of the World

As acting Arch Aristocra since Melinda Vates removal from office, I can assure you ladies and gentlemen that the issue of the satelites has been taken care of.
We are working on building a new city called Cthonopolis which will be quite invisible to your satelites. In addition, we are developing fabrics that will make our citizens invisible to your satelites. So you see, gentleman and ladies, this will take care of the problem of your blasphemous voyuerism.
We are awaiting the results of the current Electoral War to see whom will be the next Arch Aristocra. Untill then I am Acting Arch Aristocra.
We also have an ambitous plan to reconstruct all interior cities with this new material within a 20 year period. Juntastan will be quite invisible to your satelites, and you may continue doing your "weather" observations.

Many ASoGM ministers read this and had a good laugh. The Juntastani's didn't realize that this technology wouldn't stop any of the ASoGM's weather satellites from spotting them through the IR or Thermal imagers. Of course, nobody would be stupid enough to brag about this to the Juntastani's.
The Beatus
13-08-2008, 22:22
Well..

The Great Belief teaches that since we are the direct descendants of those who fought at Troy (see the Illiad), that we are the Chosen People of the Gods.
So basically we have rules against being ritually poluted, because if we are we must endure a thorough cleansing which includes being scrubbed down, epidermal ebrasion, fasting and meditation.
As for our Gods, we worship them but we are monothesists in a way. It is taught that the Gods and Goddessess are merely different facets of the One whom is beyond human understanding or comprehension.
So we are polythesists in a way, but we believe all the Gods and Goddessess are simply different aspects of a Supreme Diety, whom we refer to as the One.
Also, we don't proselytize, but we do accept non native born people, as long as their willing to be adopted by one of the Houses. Family and blood ties are important to us.
Our religion requires that all young people, whom we calle ephebes, to spend one year before their Ascension rite to live outsdie the law. Basically, they must do whatever is necessary to feed, clothe and survive on the outskirts of society. The laws that apply to Citizens do not to them, so whatever they must do to survive they are allowed to do. If they make it that year and desire the benefits of Citizenship, the Rite of Ascension is celebrated and their made full Citizens of Juntastan.
Besides that, our religion studies DNA, genetics and biology as we see in it the writing of the Gods, and we also have Sages who are Philosophers who usually can be found in the mountains. These usually are young men and women who are seeking a closer relationship to The Gods and thereby a better understanding of the One.
Our Sages act as prophets, while the Pontiffs are simply preists of a local Temple. The Pontiffs officiate sacrafices of animals, prayers and services.
Each God has his Pontiffs and then a Supreme Pontiff, the Pontifix Maximus.
The Sages have their Schools where they expound on more Philisophical implications of the Scriptures, interpertations, e.t.c. Like I said, many of them stay in the mountains meditating and studying, but most eventually return to a city to begin teaching and setting up a School for students.

To the Confederation of the Juntastan Ascendacy,

I know that your religion means that your people cannot be seen by non-believers, without having to undergo a rigorous cleansing afterwards, but I still would like to meet with the leader of your nation, in a place of your choosing, so that we may, at length discuss further relations between our two people. If this is not possible, I fully understand, and will not hold it against you. If there is anything, that would be required from me, to meet with your leader, I will attempt to comply with it, to the best of my abilities.

Signed,
Jeff Melton,
President,
The Theocratic Republic of the Beatus
Daiwiz
13-08-2008, 22:24
OOC:I was hoping this thing had died already, damnit....
Santheres
13-08-2008, 23:12
OOC: okay, seriously, the guy is still new -- he wasn't here all that 1.5 months, just like I haven't been here for three years. If you don't want to play with him, then don't! Just let him and those who do be. Common frickin' sense.

IC:

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To: Arch-Aristocra, Juntastan
From: Santherese Diplomatic Corps

Under normal circumstances, we would consider aiding a nation in such a simple request that should have very little consequence on our part. While we would in another situation offer to mediate, we feel that the rest of the world is unlikely to have any desire to budge an inch and we will not put forth the effort in vain. However, we will formally recognize your nation as a legitimate country with legitimate leaders as long as you remain capable of accepting that you are not the only culture and nation in the world and are indeed but one bee in the hive.

Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for your religion, as we have fairly rigorous demands when accepting faith systems in our nation. Of course, we approve of it as long as it remains outside of our borders and does not trouble us, so there should be no problems in this respect. We warn that backhanded comments are recognized as hostile behavior, however. Despite this, we wish to offer meager help with a variety of things should you simply ask and they do not require us to defend you or otherwise destroy our relatively neutral stance.

Pax tibi,
SDC
The Ryou Black Islands
14-08-2008, 00:15
From: The Palace of Nobility, Aristocrapolis
To: The Nations of the World

As acting Arch Aristocra since Melinda Vates removal from office, I can assure you ladies and gentlemen that the issue of the satelites has been taken care of.
We are working on building a new city called Cthonopolis which will be quite invisible to your satelites. In addition, we are developing fabrics that will make our citizens invisible to your satelites. So you see, gentleman and ladies, this will take care of the problem of your blasphemous voyuerism.
We are awaiting the results of the current Electoral War to see whom will be the next Arch Aristocra. Untill then I am Acting Arch Aristocra.
We also have an ambitous plan to reconstruct all interior cities with this new material within a 20 year period. Juntastan will be quite invisible to your satelites, and you may continue doing your "weather" observations.


OOC: That is Godmod and wanking JA, Invisible cities? Invisible People?

If it was FT then yeah, it is just wankish only but you are MT so well, You are Godmoding and Wanking Bigtime.