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E-Mail to all Major Universities of the World

Please post this in your Science Departments. Thank you.

Calling all genetic engineers,

Odissius Pharmaceuticals Ltd. is looking for genetic engineers to preform research into cures for all types of diseases/viruses/infections/cancers. Any genetic engineers looking to get into this field are welcome. You will be provided with top of the line equipment, and be well payed. Pay will of course depend on your experience and level of education, but even the lowest pay bracket is well above the average salary for genetic engineers. If you are interested, please send a self-addressed stamped envelope, and a letter, formated as show below, to Odissius Pharmaceuticals Ltd., 555 Main St. City of the Blessed, the Theocratic Republic of the Beatus, Kld113.

Letter formate:

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Education:
Experience:
Any information you deem relative to our selection process:

Name: Hope French
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Education: Has a 1st in Genetic Engineering at Trixgrad University
Experience: 3 Years after degree spent working for Trixgrad State Hospital's cure research department.
Any information you deem relative to our selection process: After 3 years working in the field I know that the resources available to me at present are insufficent to yield results in the short-term, I would jump at the chance to use my expertise and your top of the line equiptment to further my work.

Yours,
Hope French

Name: Hope French
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Education: Has a 1st in Genetic Engineering at Trixgrad University
Experience: 3 Years after degree spent working for Trixgrad State Hospital's cure research department.
Any information you deem relative to our selection process: After 3 years working in the field I know that the resources available to me at present are insufficent to yield results in the short-term, I would jump at the chance to use my expertise and your top of the line equiptment to further my work.

Yours,
Hope French

Letter Mailed in Miss French's Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope

We welcome you as the first team member on the project. Transportation arrangements can be made as soon as you are ready to leave. Housing will be provided for you as our research facility is basically in the middle of nowhere, and there really is nowhere else to stay, unless you wish to have a house built, which we can accommodate. Whenever you are ready, contact our travel department at the following number, and they will give you the information on the flight that you will be taking. Feel free to bring any and all possessions including, but not limited to automobile, pictures, furniture electronics, cds, dvds, etc. We shall handle customs and ensure that the possessions arrive on time, in the same condition they were in when you last saw them. If you chose not to bring any possessions, or leave a few things behind, worry not, as we have a shopping facility for company personnel, that provides basically everything a person needs, and greatly reduced prices, as we general don't have to deal with costs of theft and other unforeseen expenses. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Name: Yonatan Stromberg
Age: 63
Gender: Male
Education: Ph.D. in genetic engineering, Kahanistan National University, 1979
Experience: Spent seven years post-doctorate as a professor of genetics at my alma mater. After that, spent twenty years in the Defence Ministry on classified bioweapons research and cures for biological weapon victims. Currently engaging in genetic splicing experiments between plants and animals.
Any information you deem relative to our selection process: Much of my information is classified. However, I can state that I have conducted extensive research into AIDS vaccines and a potential cure for this dread disease.

Signed,
Dr. Yonatan Stromberg

Mu Cephei International


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MUCEIN

TO: Odissius Pharmaceuticals Ltd.
FROM: Mu Cephei International Research Department
DATE: ##/##/##
TIME: ##:## (24 Hour Time)
CLASSIFIED LEVEL: 5 (Not Classified)
SECURITY LEVEL: 5 (None)
OTHER: N/A

FILES (1/2): FILE 1 = Message; FILE 2 = Contact Information

FILE 1: Message

We here at the Research Department of Mu Cephei International (MUCEIN) have received your request for assistance and wish to inquire in the possibility of opening a contract between us. Mu Cephei International can provided many skilled researchers and advance labs to assist your research. In fact MUCEIN has already made several break through in this research in a sense. While MUCEIN has only just started making several breaks in curing diseases, viruses and other genetic mutations through genetic engineering we have already found a cure for all problems in the body.

Nanomachines to be exact. Already we can inject these nanomachines into small mammals successfully which usually results in the animal be cured of any sickness. The nanomachines seem to be able to break any substance that enters the body and begins to harm it. Cancers, tumors, and other sickness caused by genetic mutations seem to fall to the nanomachines quickly as they are broken down and execrated out of the body through "organic" measures. If you would like we can share our notes on both genetic engineering and nano technology in exchange for your own notes.

Do you wish to open a contract? If so we should begin discussing the terms of our contract quickly as to save time that can be used to research further into these topics.

FILE 1: Message . . . End . . .

FILE 2: Contact Information

Telegram Number: ############
Email: ___________________________
Telephone: ##########
Fax: ############
Mail: ____________________________

FILE 2: Contact Information . . . End . . .

This Is The End Of The Telegram

Name: Yonatan Stromberg
Age: 63
Gender: Male
Education: Ph.D. in genetic engineering, Kahanistan National University, 1979
Experience: Spent seven years post-doctorate as a professor of genetics at my alma mater. After that, spent twenty years in the Defence Ministry on classified bioweapons research and cures for biological weapon victims. Currently engaging in genetic splicing experiments between plants and animals.
Any information you deem relative to our selection process: Much of my information is classified. However, I can state that I have conducted extensive research into AIDS vaccines and a potential cure for this dread disease.

Signed,
Dr. Yonatan Stromberg

Letter Mailed in Dr. Stromberg's Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope

We welcome you as the second team member on the project. Transportation arrangements can be made as soon as you are ready to leave. Housing will be provided for you as our research facility is basically in the middle of nowhere, and there really is nowhere else to stay, unless you wish to have a house built, which we can accommodate. Whenever you are ready, contact our travel department at the following number, and they will give you the information on the flight that you will be taking. Feel free to bring any and all possessions including, but not limited to automobile, pictures, furniture electronics, cds, dvds, etc. We shall handle customs and ensure that the possessions arrive on time, in the same condition they were in when you last saw them. If you chose not to bring any possessions, or leave a few things behind, worry not, as we have a shopping facility for company personnel, that provides basically everything a person needs, and greatly reduced prices, as we general don't have to deal with costs of theft and other unforeseen expenses. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Mu Cephei International


http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc87/greenjayhawk/draw_logophp.jpg

MUCEIN

TO: Odissius Pharmaceuticals Ltd.
FROM: Mu Cephei International Research Department
DATE: ##/##/##
TIME: ##:## (24 Hour Time)
CLASSIFIED LEVEL: 5 (Not Classified)
SECURITY LEVEL: 5 (None)
OTHER: N/A

FILES (1/2): FILE 1 = Message; FILE 2 = Contact Information

FILE 1: Message

We here at the Research Department of Mu Cephei International (MUCEIN) have received your request for assistance and wish to inquire in the possibility of opening a contract between us. Mu Cephei International can provided many skilled researchers and advance labs to assist your research. In fact MUCEIN has already made several break through in this research in a sense. While MUCEIN has only just started making several breaks in curing diseases, viruses and other genetic mutations through genetic engineering we have already found a cure for all problems in the body.

Nanomachines to be exact. Already we can inject these nanomachines into small mammals successfully which usually results in the animal be cured of any sickness. The nanomachines seem to be able to break any substance that enters the body and begins to harm it. Cancers, tumors, and other sickness caused by genetic mutations seem to fall to the nanomachines quickly as they are broken down and execrated out of the body through "organic" measures. If you would like we can share our notes on both genetic engineering and nano technology in exchange for your own notes.

Do you wish to open a contract? If so we should begin discussing the terms of our contract quickly as to save time that can be used to research further into these topics.

FILE 1: Message . . . End . . .

FILE 2: Contact Information

Telegram Number: ############
Email: ___________________________
Telephone: ##########
Fax: ############
Mail: ____________________________

FILE 2: Contact Information . . . End . . .

This Is The End Of The Telegram

(OOC: this is MT not PMT/FT, so sorry, no Nanomachines.)

(OOC: this is MT not PMT/FT, so sorry, no Nanomachines.)

OOC: I understand perfectly, if I edit my post to exclude the PMT stuff would that help?

OOC: I understand perfectly, if I edit my post to exclude the PMT stuff would that help?

(OOC: that would work.)