NationStates Jolt Archive

This is a KBS News Special Report. Reporting from the Capital Building in Keilvarga, here is Jim Hargrove.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. The House of Representatives today, in a widely popular decision, decided to overturn the current election in favor of a new election because of mass voter fraud and election law violations.

The decision, which passed 250-45, calls for the new election to take place in 2 days. Congress decided that if there was too much time, people would be able to tamper with election results.

Speaker of the House, Thomas Jones, commented on the monumental decision, "It's a great day for Kinstantia. We are going to convene a new election in 2 days. This election will be closely monitored by the Federal Elections Commission, The Federal Bureau of Investigations, the USK Secret Service, and any international delegate who wish to participate as an overseer.

In other election news, the counts of fraud have stacked up to over 3 million votes, enough for the House to call a new election if it so chose. The FBI, FEC, and Secret Service now have warrants issued for 12 people in connection with these events. The charges range from election law violations to vote tampering, to prejudice. The names of those charged have not been release as of yet. We will bring you more on this story as it develops.

I'm Jim Hargrove, live at the Capital Building, we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

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This is a KBS News Special Report. Reporting from our headquarters in Keilvarga, here is Jim Hargrove..

"Tonight, Federal agents arrested 7 members of Jennifer Hudson's campaign staff for election law violations. One member, Deputy Campaign Director Max Hampton was arrested for election fraud.

We wish to state here and now that the investigation, as far as we have been told, has not implicated Fmr. Gov. Jennifer Hudson in any wrong doing.

Also arrested were 3 members of the Tenlia State Board of Elections, the state where Jennifer Hudson was governor of for 12 years. They were arrested for election law violations and election fraud.

In a shocking turn of events, Queen Claire Phillips was arrested for funding the election fraud and vote tampering operations. She made a brief statement to the press after her arrest.

"I did it for the people of Kinstantia. We've become far to liberal in our society and it's time we took a stand. I am ashamed of my actions. I will plead guilty and serve my time. I will also abdicate the thrown, and pass the crown, and all it's riches to the only remaining Royal Family member, Prince Conner.

Prince Conner Phillips, was also detained for questioning, but they were cleared of all charges.

No members of President Nathaniel J Tempest's campaign were arrest. Several were detained for questioning, but later released.

And I am told that Prince Conner is getting ready to hold a press conference from Huntingdon Castle. We go to Kathy Yates, live at the Royal Press Room.

"Jim, a huge news day indeed. We see Prince Conner stepping up to the podium. Let's hear what he has to say."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the press, distinguished Government members, my Lords, and the citizens of our great Republic.

It is with a heavy heart that I stand before you today. The arrest of my Aunt came as a complete and total surprise. Though no apology can mend the wounds this scandal has cause, I make an official apology.

Just 15 minutes ago, I was coronated King of Kinstantia.. Many have argued that we do not need a Royal Family here in Kinstantia. This includes myself. However, I see the people gathered around the gates of the castle, mourning the actions of their queen, and cheering the coronation of a new monarch. I saw the national flag waving as my motorcade arrived here at the castle. I heard your cheers. You have given me a new idea as to what the Royal Family can be here in this country.

Too long I denied that we needed this Royal bloodline. I am now convinced that it is a symbol of national pride for us here in Kinstantia. I will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of the United States of Kinstanta. I pledge that I will, to the best of my ability, defend our nation against all enemies, foreign and domestic.

I am not a government official. I am a simple man with simple tastes. You all embraced me from a young age. You've all been there, watching me grow up until I disappeared from public eye until recently.

I will do what my country asks of me, be it diplomatic relations, advisory positions, or whatever the administration of President Tempest, or if it is the administration of Jennifer Hudson, I will do whatever they ask. I am simply a public servant.

I thank you, the citizens of Kinstantia, for standing by me. I thank you, the citizens of Kinstantia for the opportunity. I have never wanted anything from my family, but that was selfish of me. It's time for me to get situated. Tomorrow will be the public coronation ceremony at 10am here at the castle. I hope to see you all there! Thank you, and good night!

"Well, Jim, it looks like Prince Conner has grown up to be the man we all thought he could be, in spite of his family. This is Kathy Yates, live at Huntingdon Castle. Now, back to you, Jim!"

"Thank you, Kathy. We leave you tonight, stay tuned to KBS at 11pm for our Late Edition, covering all of the developments of the day. I'm Jim Hargrove, live from KBS studios in Keilvarga. Good night!"

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