Juntastan Ascendacy
23-06-2008, 21:43
From the Desk of the Arch Aristocra
Greetings, Nations of the World! I am the Arch Aristocra of the Confederation of the Juntastan Ascendacy and I invite all nations of the world to come to the free city of FreePort.
The festivities will include a full orchestra playing Neo-Juntastanese Classics, unarmed combat tournaments and of course, a Juntastanese favorite, dueling.
We invite you to bring your authors, poets and artists to FreePort to aid us in a celebration of culture, and so we may show you the superiority of Juntastanese culture over the more savage and uncivilized forms of other nations.
Please, when you come, do not leave FreePort. We are a highly spiritual people, and out beliefs hold that to have any non-Juntastanese enter our cities and bring their Uncleaness would pollute them. Cleansing a city is a difficult task, and the penalty for ritual pollution is instant execution.
We also ask you to remain outside of all Temples, and to please not leave any debris or destrius from your bodies there. Again, our Temples are off limits for non-Juntastanese and anyone found in the Holy Precints that is non-Juntastanese will be executed by Temple Guards. Be aware that even if your shadow falls on the Temple, it will pollute it.
We know you are wise people and will respect the great and culturally advanced people of Juntastan and the edicts of the Seven Ruling Families of the Ascendacy.
So come one, come all to FreePort and join in the festivites!
Greetings, Nations of the World! I am the Arch Aristocra of the Confederation of the Juntastan Ascendacy and I invite all nations of the world to come to the free city of FreePort.
The festivities will include a full orchestra playing Neo-Juntastanese Classics, unarmed combat tournaments and of course, a Juntastanese favorite, dueling.
We invite you to bring your authors, poets and artists to FreePort to aid us in a celebration of culture, and so we may show you the superiority of Juntastanese culture over the more savage and uncivilized forms of other nations.
Please, when you come, do not leave FreePort. We are a highly spiritual people, and out beliefs hold that to have any non-Juntastanese enter our cities and bring their Uncleaness would pollute them. Cleansing a city is a difficult task, and the penalty for ritual pollution is instant execution.
We also ask you to remain outside of all Temples, and to please not leave any debris or destrius from your bodies there. Again, our Temples are off limits for non-Juntastanese and anyone found in the Holy Precints that is non-Juntastanese will be executed by Temple Guards. Be aware that even if your shadow falls on the Temple, it will pollute it.
We know you are wise people and will respect the great and culturally advanced people of Juntastan and the edicts of the Seven Ruling Families of the Ascendacy.
So come one, come all to FreePort and join in the festivites!