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Beatusian Foreign Legion Recruiting Center
Official Statement

Due to a lack of interest, the Beatusian Foreign Legion(BFL) has lowered it's admission standards. They are as follows:

1.) Be at least 16 years of age.
2.) Be able to stand under your own power for hours at a time.
3.) Know which end of a rifle to point towards yourself, and which end to point towards the enemy.
4.) Have not been convicted of a felony.
5.) Not be color blind.
6.) Be able to score at least an 80 on an IQ test.
8.) Be able to fit through a standard 34" wide door.

Application Form 27J-S:
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Weight:
Hight:
Major Health Conditions:
Number of push-ups able to do: (None is acceptable)
Number of sit-ups able to do: (None is acceptable)
Number of pull-ups able to do: (None is acceptable)
Waist size:
Hat size:
IQ:
Distance able to run: (Any # is acceptable)

Many of these questions are just to get an idea of what kind of shape you are in, and will not reflect poorly on your admission.
Pay is high.

(OOC: Thinking about making this into a character RP, rping through training. If you'd be interested, say so...)

Did we mention, that food would be free, all you can eat?

Name: Jeb Hays
Age: 23,24?
Sex: Male
Weight: 10 st
Height: 5 11'
Major Health Conditions: Malnourished, fleas and lice. Still pretty drunk.
Number of push-ups able to do:20
Number of sit-ups able to do: 30
Number of pull-ups able to do: 5
Waist size: Waist??
Hat size: What hat?
IQ: 102
Distance able to run: 4 meters (very drunk still)
A bum from the streets of Whiskeasy's second biggest city, Bell. There was no lack of alcohol due to the extensive welfare system. He went out drinking and soon found himself in a recruitment center. Woohoo, he thought. I get to be a soldier.

Name: Jeb Hays
Age: 23,24?
Sex: Male
Weight: 10 st
Height: 5 11'
Major Health Conditions: Malnourished, fleas and lice. Still pretty drunk.
Number of push-ups able to do:20
Number of sit-ups able to do: 30
Number of pull-ups able to do: 5
Waist size: Waist??
Hat size: What hat?
IQ: 102
Distance able to run: 4 meters (very drunk still)
A bum from the streets of Whiskeasy's second biggest city, Bell. There was no lack of alcohol due to the extensive welfare system. He went out drinking and soon found himself in a recruitment center. Woohoo, he thought. I get to be a soldier.

Mr. Jeb Hays has passed our rigorous qualification process, and has been accepted. This application constitutes a binding legal contract. He feel the need to tell you that there is no drinking of alcoholic beverages in the Beatusian Foreign Legion, so it's going to be a dry few years for Mr. Hays.

Jeb was sitting when he hears this news. He stood up, swaying from side to side and said, "No drink? No F´†*¨¥hbing drink! What kind of place is this!! Ah, I guess I can do without liquor for a while. I presume you do not count beer as alcohol?" Still swaying he turned and grabbed his bottle of Aspa brand whiskey and downed the remaining half bottle. Quickly falling over and going to sleep.

Application Form 27J-S:
Name: Seymour Eugene Fluffles
Age: 28
Sex: M
Weight: 80 lbs
Height: 4' 2"
Major Health Conditions: White and Nerdy -itis, Eternally Running Nose
Number of push-ups able to do: 0
Number of sit-ups able to do: 0
Number of pull-ups able to do: 0
Waist size: 5"
Hat size: 1,000,000,000
IQ: 1.1 billion
Distance able to run: .5 miles

OOC: Is the RP going to be in this, or a different, thread?

Application Form 27J-S:
Name: Seymour Eugene Fluffles
Age: 28
Sex: M
Weight: 80 lbs
Height: 4' 2"
Major Health Conditions: White and Nerdy -itis, Eternally Running Nose
Number of push-ups able to do: 0
Number of sit-ups able to do: 0
Number of pull-ups able to do: 0
Waist size: 5"
Hat size: 1,000,000,000
IQ: 1.1 billion
Distance able to run: .5 miles

OOC: Is the RP going to be in this, or a different, thread?

Mr. Seymour Eugene Fluffles has passed our rigorous qualification process, and has been accepted. This application constitutes a binding legal contract. Welcome aboard.

(OOC: probably a different thread, if we get more people.)

Belschaft Ministry of Health Inquiry

Would we be able to use your foreign legion as a fat camp, and sign up several thousand 'volenteers' at a time.

Belschaft Ministry of Health Inquiry

Would we be able to use your foreign legion as a fat camp, and sign up several thousand 'volenteers' at a time.

We must receive an application for each and every volunteer.

OOC- You want me to writ thousands of aplication forms? Can't I just put them in trucks?

Name: Connor da Vincho
Age: 22
Sex: Male
Weight: 200lbs
Hight: 6'3"
Major Health Conditions: None
Number of push-ups able to do: 100
Number of sit-ups able to do: 50
Number of pull-ups able to do: 20
Waist size: 34"
Hat size: M
IQ: 120
Distance able to run: Four Miles

Trying to train for World Cup 42.

OOC- You want me to writ thousands of aplication forms? Can't I just put them in trucks?

Do one application, and put down the averages for everything.

Name: Connor da Vincho
Age: 22
Sex: Male
Weight: 200lbs
Hight: 6'3"
Major Health Conditions: None
Number of push-ups able to do: 100
Number of sit-ups able to do: 50
Number of pull-ups able to do: 20
Waist size: 34"
Hat size: M
IQ: 120
Distance able to run: Four Miles

Trying to train for World Cup 42.

To Mr. Connor da Vincho, you do understand that you will be required to serve a set period of time, and will most likely not be able to make it for World Cup 42...

I will ask for temporary leave.

Group Application Form 27J-Sg

Group Size: 3192
Name: Various - most common John
Age: Various - average 27
Sex: Varies - 89% male, 11% female
Weight: Varies - average aproxiamtley 18 stone
Hight: Varies - average 5'8"
Major Health Conditions: Varies - most common are clinical obesity, lack of muscle structure, intolerange to light, allergies
Number of push-ups able to do: Average - none
Number of sit-ups able to do: Average - none
Number of pull-ups able to do: Average - none
Waist size: 58"
Hat size: medium - beer cans and straws are present on 8% of hats checked
IQ: Belschaft population average 113
Distance able to run: Varies - average apears to be to the loo

Group Application Form 27J-Sg

Group Size: 3192
Name: Various - most common John
Age: Various - average 27
Sex: Varies - 89% male, 11% female
Weight: Varies - average aproxiamtley 18 stone
Hight: Varies - average 5'8"
Major Health Conditions: Varies - most common are clinical obesity, lack of muscle structure, intolerange to light, allergies
Number of push-ups able to do: Average - none
Number of sit-ups able to do: Average - none
Number of pull-ups able to do: Average - none
Waist size: 58"
Hat size: medium - beer cans and straws are present on 8% of hats checked
IQ: Belschaft population average 113
Distance able to run: Varies - average apears to be to the loo

You have all been accepted.

Did we mention, that food would be free, all you can eat?

OOC: Did you notice people poured in after this? lol. Also would you mind if I used your basic idea for a RP of my own?

Name: Mason Bubble
Age: 30
Sex: Male
Weight: 289 lbs
Height: 5'5"
Major Health Conditions: clinical obesity, common heart attacks, diabetes
Number of push-ups able to do: 1 1/2
Number of sit-ups able to do: 1/2
Number of pull-ups able to do: 0
Waist size: 92"
Hat size: extra large
IQ: 80
Distance able to run: 20ft if there is a food reward

Application Form 27J-S:
Name: Ordovic Branford II
Age: 24
Sex: Sex is fun
Weight: 210 lbs.
Hight: 6'2'
Major Health Conditions: lol wut
Number of push-ups able to do: 15
Number of sit-ups able to do: 10
Number of pull-ups able to do: 4
Waist size: Iz receycling waist or not?
Hat size: I dunt where a hat
IQ: Thats not teh wA the alfabet goez!
Distance able to run: 600 metrurz

Application Form 27J-S:
Name: Ordovic Branford II
Age: 24
Sex: Sex is fun
Weight: 210 lbs.
Hight: 6'2'
Major Health Conditions: lol wut
Number of push-ups able to do: 15
Number of sit-ups able to do: 10
Number of pull-ups able to do: 4
Waist size: Iz receycling waist or not?
Hat size: I dunt where a hat
IQ: Thats not teh wA the alfabet goez!
Distance able to run: 600 metrurz

Mr. Ordovic Branford II has passed our rigorous qualification process, and has been accepted. This application constitutes a binding legal contract. Welcome aboard.

Thaynk u! I will report 2 my post imeedyatly! Wen do i get mi gun? Can i shut ppl w/ it? Can i dryv a taynk¿ iz there be friyz¿ i lyk fryz ¿lol

luv,

Ordovik Branfurd eye-eye

Application Form 27J-S:
Name: Stephan Conn
Age: 16
Sex: Male
Weight: 284
Hight: 5'8"
Major Health Conditions: morbidly obese, Asthmatic,
Number of push-ups able to do: 0
Number of sit-ups able to do: 0
Number of pull-ups able to do: 0
Waist size: 52"
Hat size: Large
IQ: 110
Distance able to run: 10 meters

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Application Form 27J-S:
Name: Horton Jackson
Age: 17
Sex: Male
Weight: 310
Hight: 5'10"
Major Health Conditions:
Number of push-ups able to do: 0
Number of sit-ups able to do: 0
Number of pull-ups able to do: 0
Waist size: 54"
Hat size: Small
IQ: 84
Distance able to run: 5 meters