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i am looking for:
-an enemy, with a country.
-a country to take over.
-real war!

wanna make war? lets make war!:mp5:

[OOC: Would i be right to assume you haven't read the "Compass To International Incidents" (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543994) Sticky Thread?]

no, i didnt read it. but i just want to have war. you care?
if you dont want war, or alliance, with me, than dont anser.:mp5:

Read the thread previously linked, all of it
Get a spellchecker
Cut the gun smilies


If you complete the three steps above, you can likely find someone to have a war with you.

what did i say? you dont want war, dont anser!

i am looking for:
-an enemy, with a country.
-a country to take over.
-real war!

wanna make war? lets make war!:mp5:

This is not how to get into a war with somebody.

First, find a nation with a size similar to yours on Nationstates.

Telegram their nation first on NS before you make a thread.

Then, you can have a good war.

If you just make a thread saying, "I d3c14r3 w4r 0n t3h w0r1d!!!11one! I nuk3s u a11!!!eleven," no one is going to pay attention.

Gun smilies are useless on International Incidents, they make you look foolish. TG my nation if you need more help.

OOC- or we could have a war with him and basicly own his noob arse.

OOC: I have to agree I like that idea.

what did i say? you dont want war, dont anser!

[OOC: Believe me, you don't want war. Keep this up, and you'll either incur the wrath of the Mods or the Veteran Members.]

no, i didnt read it. but i just want to have war. you care?
if you dont want war, or alliance, with me, than dont anser.:mp5:

[OOC: You won't get a war, let alone an alliance, if you don't stop being an ass to anyone who tries to advise you.]

OOC- or we could have a war with him and basicly own his noob arse.

OOC: You do realize that any war with him right now would be pointless. You would probably see force fields and "1,000,000 nukes" and stuff like that.

Best thing to do is teach him how to be a good RPer. I still see hope in him. He didn't just randomly invade someone, at least.

Give him time.

[OOC: Believe me, you don't want war. Keep this up, and you'll either incur the wrath of the Mods or the Veteran Members.]

Like moi. :cool:

OOC: You do realize that any war with him right now would be pointless. You would probably see force fields and "1,000,000 nukes" and stuff like that.

Best thing to do is teach him how to be a good RPer. I still see hope in him. He didn't just randomly invade someone, at least.

Give him time.

True...at least he's not another FOZCRIA...

Like moi. :cool:

[OOC: Exactly. Also, Belschaft, HP is right. If we say we're invading him we'll just get replies along the lines of "I uSe TeH NUKEZ!!!"]

I'm going to have a training war with him. No stakes, just for the sake of learning.

I'm going to have a training war with him. No stakes, just for the sake of learning.

[OOC: I wish you luck with that ;) ]

thats good of you. he gets to learn, and all you get is.... actually, what do you get ot of teaching him aside from good karma?

[OOC: Best of luck mate ;) ]
Thanks.

thats good of you. he gets to learn, and all you get is.... actually, what do you get ot of teaching him aside from good karma?

Sense of accomplishment. Possibility of having a new good RPer in I.I.

Sense of accomplishment. Possibility of having a new good RPer in I.I.

[OOC: I must say that some of the newest Rp'ers who have been active in Intn. Incidents (Sygmir, Novarian Republics etc) are actually relatively good.

HP, do you think if me and you did the practice war, it would be easier for Roef to see how to Rp?]

[OOC: I must say that some of the newest Rp'ers who have been active in Intn. Incidents (Sygmir, Novarian Republics etc) are actually relatively good.

HP, do you think if me and you did the practice war, it would be easier for Roef to see how to Rp?]

Maybe, but it might be good if he got involved.

Maybe, but it might be good if he got involved.

[OOC: Fair enough]

[OOC: Believe me, you don't want war. Keep this up, and you'll either incur the wrath of the Mods or the Veteran Members.]



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YOU HAVE INCURED THE WRATH OF A VETERAN MEMBER

PREPARE FOR YOUR DEMISE

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/Xhunterzero34/1212300716462.jpg

YOU HAVE INCURED THE WRATH OF A VETERAN MEMBER

PREPARE FOR YOUR DEMISE

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/Xhunterzero34/1212300716462.jpg



Picture saved. Wow... just... wow.

YOU HAVE INCURED THE WRATH OF A VETERAN MEMBER

PREPARE FOR YOUR DEMISE

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/Xhunterzero34/1212300716462.jpg



[OOC: ROFL, brilliant! :D Sig worthy post.]

[OOC: ROFL, brilliant! :D Sig worthy post.]
OOC: Yep, while I agree it's sigworthy, just a friendly reminder, it pushes your sig over the eight-line limit. ;)

OOC: Yep, while I agree it's sigworthy, just a friendly reminder, it pushes your sig over the eight-line limit. ;)

[OOC: Oops, sorry. I'll fix it now]

agree i woud like to have a training war.
no stake, so even if i win or lose, it dont mean anything.
right?

Correct.

You won't though. And if you do i'll buy a hat so I can eat my hat.

Oh I would not be so sure that he cannot win. If he plays his cards right, he can defeat an enemy much like the Vietnamese defeated the Americans, albeit on a much smaller scale.

[OOC:Or he could fight for awhile like the Finnish in The Winter War.]

Why the heck do you want war? I want an ice cream sandwhich, but I'm stuck lazing around typing stupid replies to stupid posts. :headbang: Where's my ice cream sandwhich? :headbang:Hey you- get me an ice cream sandwhich!:headbang::headbang:

All the rest of you out there who've been on here for months if not years,
why is it when ever some one exceptionally new to this, you ride in High and
mighty and declare the new party to be incompetent and foolish...
Then tell them that they should do exactly what everyone else has done,
If the new party says they ARE NOT interested in your opinions, a number of
you ( the same people each time I've read these kind of posts) begin
highjacking the thread for your own self indulgent banter....
Or make pointless and ( in my limited opinion ) childish threats of the Mods /
Admins acting against said new party.

And if that fails you make blanket statements that you your selves will wipe
out this or that new country..

Why is that?

If you are the "enlightened ones", those who are supposedly here to teach
and assist these new players, and instead all you do is try and impose your
will and ideology against them...
If they do not respond the way you like, you bully them.

FOR SHAME !

If the young master wants to have a war with another nation of similar size,

LET HIM ( or HER )

Back off, let people run their little world the way they like, some of us are
not here to play international Let's hold hands and all be friends....
Some are really only interested in the civil and military aspects of running
a nation, Don't care a witt about the UN WA or any other groups of imaginary
nations.

This person left clear instructions on who Should and Should NOT respond
and most of you have clearly ignored His ( or Her ) desire to conduct a
war.

If anyone is to receive the wrath of any power on this forum, it should
be the Old One's..

I for one fully support this new nation's interest in a war, and could send
another little nation for them to war with.
As a training model, as I'm already doing one,

If it is a bad idea ( you belief ) it is not your choice to decide who can
fight who or when.

Stay out of threads that Obviously had nothing to do with you,
it's in much worse taste than any fopa which this new guy is guilty of.

The Armed Republic of Cascade States,
( Oh and I don't care for any of these pointless threats from the old nations
either )

i am looking for:
-an enemy, with a country.
-a country to take over.
-real war!

wanna make war? lets make war!:mp5:

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