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GNAVT about to Test a 31,500 Megaton Nuke


The Non-Heterosexual Color-Challenged Men Association of Vault Ten, also known as GNAVT, has recently developed what is believed to be the world's biggest nuclear weapon, to match some of the world's biggest members each GNAVT member boasts.

The four-stage weapon, shaped like a gigantic four-sphere butt plug, utilizes 8,000 tons of uranium, and is believed to be larger than any part of The Giver, as even Rear Admiral Goatse refused to let it through his gate.

Since we have no planes to lift a weapon this size, it will be tested on the ground, pulled by a Crawler to a relatively remote location, from which all non-heterosexual or color-challenged men will be timely evacuated.
A possibility of rather loading it on a ship and testing at shallow waters near a certain nation is also being discussed, and will depend on their nuclear test policy.

The massive bomb, dubbed "Quasidan's Balls", is expected to yield 31,500 megatons and produce 80 times the fallout of Chernobyl Disaster. Its development took over 3 months and has been observed by our men all over the world. Massive efforts have been undertaken to guarantee complete success.

This test, to be conducted within a week, is guaranteed to ensure GNAVT's military superiority for the next century. Furthermore, it's expected hat its yield will not be exceeded, according to the analysis department, in all of the remaining humanity's lifetime. Testing of the Quasidan's Balls will make GNAVT the only member of the 30 Gigaton Club, and establish it as the world's leading nuclear hyperpower.


Most members of the scientific and military community have launched an outcry at the bomb, describing it as "a useless waste of money and resources", "an environmental disaster serving no purpose", and "a stupid exercise in topping others". Dr. Mamba Nolora, the former head of GNAVT Nuclear Weapons Development (fired for refusing to work on the project), even went as far as to create a petition requesting a cancellation of the test.

Some less educated people have also expressed concerns about possible measures other nations might take, but GNAVT defense analysts displayed complete confidence that the ballistic missile interception system used by the Association today is fully capable of defending them against whatever attack "lesser peoples" might throw at them. He added that fallout would not be significant for the nation due to its sheer size and already high background radiation levels. Additionally, as a technical expert on Vaults has explained, their deep underground location makes them virtually immune to the pathetic toys used by nations outside the 30 Gigaton Club, membership in which will from now on be the key requirement for international respect. Nonetheless, debates about military uselessness and potential side effects of the tests went on, and nearly everyone agreed that the bomb was "ridiculously large".

Fortunately, at a conference held yesterday, GNAVT president Gary N. has silenced the scientific community by removing his belt and publicly demonstrating, as he phrased it, "What ridiculously large really means".


All plans have been coordinated with the GNAA, and we will provide full safety to all non-heterosexual or color-challenged men that may be affected. Our large number of highly fallout-protected special men clubs will guarantee continued enjoyment of life for every of them.

Our spokesman Timecop can answer any of your questions (although in practice he prefers to make offers of intimate nature instead).





About GNAVT
GNAVT leverages core skillsets and world-class team synergy through sodomy to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge business application product suite solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the readiness capabilities of their commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.

OOC: Anyone know the greatest nuke released on NS?


IC: The People's Republic of Tomzinia asks that as a WA Delegate your state should realise the legal ramifications of such petulant use of such technology. Such a weapon would create a fireball larger than most planets and create temperatures comparable to the core of most stars. Why self-destruct your nation-state?

The Rosdivani Mothers Against International Nuclear Weapons (RMAINW) strongly protests this weapons test. Nuclear weapons are an abomination and this weapons test is the father of all abominations. The radioactive poison of this test will kill numerous people and poison the lands for centuries, all for the sake of an international "penis-waving." Truly a most horrendous phallacy.

OOC: Any chance you could build another for Father of Sedan (http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Usa/Tests/Storax.html#Sedan)? While I highly suspect the equations are broken at this point, at the optimum depth burial (just over four miles), you'd end up with a crater 14 miles across and 3.7 miles deep.

OOC: I'm assuming the next thread like this I see is gonna be about blowing up an entire planet. You'd better hope there's no wind when you test this thing not that it'll matter much.

From the Office of Empress Melissa of Deata:

With all due respect, GNAVT, this is insanity, and an exercise in... not even aggression, just showing off!

We ask that you desist immediately. Testing this monstrosity will lead to a severe downturn in diplomatic relations between our nations. The use or threatened use of such a weapon against another nation will lead to orbital bombardment of your country. Although we are far removed from Earth, we find it too attractive to watch it die.

We urge to veer from your present course, and ask what you have against heterosexual men, and why you have such high radiation levels in the first place.

Wishing you future success and wisdom,
Empress Melissa

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GNAVT about to Test a 31,500 Megaton Nuke


The Non-Heterosexual Color-Challenged Men Association of Vault Ten, also known as GNAVT, has recently developed what is believed to be the world's biggest nuclear weapon, to match some of the world's biggest members each GNAVT member boasts.

The four-stage weapon, shaped like a gigantic four-sphere butt plug, utilizes 8,000 tons of uranium, and is believed to be larger than any part of The Giver, as even Rear Admiral Goatse refused to let it through his gate.

Since we have no planes to lift a weapon this size, it will be tested on the ground, pulled by a Crawler to a relatively remote location, from which all non-heterosexual or color-challenged men will be timely evacuated.
A possibility of rather loading it on a ship and testing at shallow waters near a certain nation is also being discussed, and will depend on their nuclear test policy.

The massive bomb, dubbed "Quasidan's Balls", is expected to yield 31,500 megatons and produce 80 times the fallout of Chernobyl Disaster. Its development took over 3 months and has been observed by our men all over the world. Massive efforts have been undertaken to guarantee complete success.

This test, to be conducted within a week, is guaranteed to ensure GNAVT's military superiority for the next century. Furthermore, it's expected hat its yield will not be exceeded, according to the analysis department, in all of the remaining humanity's lifetime. Testing of the Quasidan's Balls will make GNAVT the only member of the 30 Gigaton Club, and establish it as the world's leading nuclear hyperpower.


Most members of the scientific and military community have launched an outcry at the bomb, describing it as "a useless waste of money and resources", "an environmental disaster serving no purpose", and "a stupid exercise in topping others". Dr. Mamba Nolora, the former head of GNAVT Nuclear Weapons Development (fired for refusing to work on the project), even went as far as to create a petition requesting a cancellation of the test.

Some less educated people have also expressed concerns about possible measures other nations might take, but GNAVT defense analysts displayed complete confidence that the ballistic missile interception system used by the Association today is fully capable of defending them against whatever attack "lesser peoples" might throw at them. He added that fallout would not be significant for the nation due to its sheer size and already high background radiation levels. Additionally, as a technical expert on Vaults has explained, their deep underground location makes them virtually immune to the pathetic toys used by nations outside the 30 Gigaton Club, membership in which will from now on be the key requirement for international respect. Nonetheless, debates about military uselessness and potential side effects of the tests went on, and nearly everyone agreed that the bomb was "ridiculously large".

Fortunately, at a conference held yesterday, GNAVT president Gary N. has silenced the scientific community by removing his belt and publicly demonstrating, as he phrased it, "What ridiculously large really means".


All plans have been coordinated with the GNAA, and we will provide full safety to all non-heterosexual or color-challenged men that may be affected. Our large number of highly fallout-protected special men clubs will guarantee continued enjoyment of life for every of them.

Our spokesman Timecop stands ready to answer any of your questions.





About GNAVT
GNAVT leverages core skillsets and world-class team synergy through sodomy to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge business application product suite solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the readiness capabilities of their commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.

Official Statement of the Government of the Conservative United States of Holy Paradise:

You understand that if you detonate that weapon, we will all die?

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Anarchist Confederacy International

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Gay Niggas Anonymous Association

OFFICIAL ANSWER

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There is no way to make a 31,500 megatons bomb besides the entire world fart simultaneously for 4,000 years.

"I agree, and please don't tell people it, but I am a Lesbian" - Cecily Lockhelm, head of State.

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Anarchist Confederacy International

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Gay Niggas Anonymous Association

OFFICIAL ANSWER

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There is no way to make a 31,500 megatons bomb besides the entire world fart simultaneously for 4,000 years.

"I agree, and please don't tell people it, but I am a Lesbian" - Cecily Lockhelm, head of State.
WIN!

OOC: HP, please, stop overquoting and spam, and this is IC, just for your information.

OOC: Just as a reference, nuclear weapons do not have a linear increase in destructive range as destructive power increases. The heart of a giant nuclear inferno might be a real mess, but beyond the range of complete destruction, not much is accomplished. This is even more true in a vacuum like space because there is no atmosphere to transmit thermal destruction.

Put differently, 1,000 bombs of 1 megaton each would do more damage than a 1 Gigaton bomb because it would spread the damage about more. In space battles this is more relevant because space is so big that you need a large sphere of destruction to accomplish anything.

The 30 gigaton weapon this is describing is possibly of utility in whatever fantasy environment, but it doesn't stand scrutiny as a useful weapon of war. Massively expensive, the limited number in production would do more to invite preemptive strikes than deter them. A strong argument could be made that throwing asteroids is a more cost effective planet buster. You'll get a better bang for your buck by utilizing space-tugs than giant high energy event creators.

IC:

ARTIS fully supports the testing of this weapon.

In the interest of international unity, ARTIS will test a ground bursting cobalt salted five-hundred megaton weapon timed to detonate in conjunction with the GNAVT test(the ARTIS weapon will be detonated 100m under the sea in the south atlantic). This will be done as symbolic act of unity, as science can not soldier on without proper examination of a thesis.

Hip Hip Huzzah.


OOC:

...yeah.

OOC: Just as a reference, nuclear weapons do not have a linear increase in destructive range as destructive power increases. The heart of a giant nuclear inferno might be a real mess, but beyond the range of complete destruction, not much is accomplished. This is even more true in a vacuum like space because there is no atmosphere to transmit thermal destruction.

Put differently, 1,000 bombs of 1 megaton each would do more damage than a 1 Gigaton bomb because it would spread the damage about more. In space battles this is more relevant because space is so big that you need a large sphere of destruction to accomplish anything.

The 30 gigaton weapon this is describing is possibly of utility in whatever fantasy environment, but it doesn't stand scrutiny as a useful weapon of war. Massively expensive, the limited number in production would do more to invite preemptive strikes than deter them. A strong argument could be made that throwing asteroids is a more cost effective planet buster. You'll get a better bang for your buck by utilizing space-tugs than giant high energy event creators.

OOC: Its a parady dude. Its making fun of Logan and Ky.

OOC: Just as a reference, nuclear weapons do not have a linear increase in destructive range as destructive power increases. The heart of a giant nuclear inferno might be a real mess, but beyond the range of complete destruction, not much is accomplished. This is even more true in a vacuum like space because there is no atmosphere to transmit thermal destruction.

Put differently, 1,000 bombs of 1 megaton each would do more damage than a 1 Gigaton bomb because it would spread the damage about more. In space battles this is more relevant because space is so big that you need a large sphere of destruction to accomplish anything.

The 30 gigaton weapon this is describing is possibly of utility in whatever fantasy environment, but it doesn't stand scrutiny as a useful weapon of war. Massively expensive, the limited number in production would do more to invite preemptive strikes than deter them. A strong argument could be made that throwing asteroids is a more cost effective planet buster. You'll get a better bang for your buck by utilizing space-tugs than giant high energy event creators.

The Ministry of Defence of The People's Republic of Tomzinia argue that such a bomb would still have catastrophic seismic and enviromental effects to render a planet like Earth lifeless. Shock waves of a bomb like this would probably destroy all substantial life forms on the earth's surface. Further still the atmospheres would change rapidly and irreversibly, as such only the most adaptive creatures, if they survived the initial geographical trauma, would have a chance of survivng the qualitativly different habitat.

Our risk simulations put human survival at 3,720,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 1.

The Ministry of Defence of The People's Republic of Tomzinia argue that such a bomb would still have catastrophic seismic and enviromental effects to render a planet like Earth lifeless. Shock waves of a bomb like this would probably destroy all substantial life forms on the earth's surface. Further still the atmospheres would change rapidly and irreversibly, as such only the most adaptive creatures, if they survived the initial geographical trauma, would have a chance of survivng the qualitativly different habitat.

Our risk simulations put human survival at 3,720,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 1.

OOC: No. The shockwave would go around the world many times, but not be lethal. Maybe blow out windows. Also learn the difference between IC and OOC.

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Stop over analyzing jokes and stop trying to sound intelligent.

Ten thousand motorcycle Jedi bowed simultaneously to the east (in the direction of Gloruius Nippon ^_______^) before sieg heiling the massive form under construction in the distance.

This was of course, The Reciever. For where else but within its tight, moist confines could such a device as the Quasidan's Balls be housed? They all whipped out their Thompson 1927A1's and fired a long burst at the sky.

Then they formed a giant dasiy chain of sodomy to honour Comrade Captain George Lucas and his Star Destroyers with the terraton lazer gunz.

Lapse News Headlines Report!
Report by Garry Small
Upon the announcement of Vault 10s' new weapon, Sales of 20 year bonds have plummetted in Lapse. However, the sale of very fast cars, boats and planes has skyrocketed with some experts believing that there is more to come as tension escalates.

As for me, well, seeing we are all gonna be doomed here is my take on everything: YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF WEIRDO FREAKS WHO NEED TO FIND A BETTER THING TO DO THAT BLOW EACH OTHER UP! BUT SINCE YOU ARE NOT GONNA DO THAT, HOW ABOUT WE ALL JOIN IN ONE LAST CHORUS OF ROCK LOBSTER!
We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!
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OOC: Its a joke.

There is no way to make a 31,500 megatons bomb besides the entire world fart simultaneously for 4,000 years. We assure you there is. The device weighs 8,000 tons, and incorporates a massive amount of processed nuclear fuel. The proof calculations, done exclusively by top-level gay black scientists in Gnaa, Nigeria, show that conclusively.

"I agree, and please don't tell people it, but I am a Lesbian" - Cecily Lockhelm, head of State. Surely, we won't, although we hope a day come when you, and all other lesbians, will come out of the closet - to meet people just like them!


Then they formed a giant dasiy chain of sodomy to honour Comrade Captain George Lucas and his Star Destroyers with the terraton lazer gunz. This fills us with great pleasure, as our members grow stronger in the light of this vision. We hail our Jedi friends, and wish us all luck on our path. For as our spiritual leaders on the planet Anus said, "Every gay step you take, every gay act you perform, is a step on the Great Way to become a true Gaynigger!".

The use or threatened use of such a weapon against another nation will lead to orbital bombardment of your country. Although we are far removed from Earth, we find it too attractive to watch it die.
GNAVT is not concerned about this. We will make sure to transport all Gayniggers to safe, hidden locations in deep bunkers. Please understand that we are not strongly concerned about the nation hosting us, apart from its Gaynigger population.
What's more, our starship Ring Musculaturus has not once been beaten in combat. We are masters of reverse-engineering, so if you fight us, all your technologies are belong to us.


We urge to veer from your present course, and ask what you have against heterosexual men, and why you have such high radiation levels in the first place.
The nation our Association is headquartered in has survived an all-out nuclear attack, which continued in a tactical nuclear war, in the process of which all nuclear industry, from mines to waste storage, was turned into fallout. The release of radioactives was measured in millions of tons, and many places on the surface are still uninhabitable even to the resistant species.


We do not hold anything against heterosexual men. On the contrary, most of our work is directed at helping them see the true path. As our extensive MPREG program will make heterosexuality obsolete, we'll be the first to help them adapt.

We aim for the equality of all people, for lack of sexism and intergender oppression, for a galaxy of diverse yet equal Gay Planets, all leaving happily and gaily.
There is no need for us to fight. Rather, we invite you to join us in our quest for a gay universe. Together, we can do it, free men and women from the oppression. We can make the life better for us and for you, for the each of us, for a Gay Universe!



And, to help you realize our wisdom and learn our path, we send you one of our very best non-pornographic promotional short films.

If your civilization is advanced enough to have invented the Holy Torrent,
Here you can receive our film in the highest quality. (http://torrents.thepiratebay.org/3350790/Gayniggers_From_Outer_Space_%5BGNAA_Digitally_Remastered%5D.avi.3350790.TPB.torrent)

Or, if it isn't, there is an easily accessed, low-resolution version available:
Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbi7ZIqDJ1I&feature=related)
Part 2 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=PVr8Gw9uR6w&feature=related)
Part 3 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=pUbNoEoTet0&feature=related)

See it, and join our plight - FOR A GAY UNIVERSE!

This weapon is a disgrace to homosexual African-Americans everywhere. I hope you are happy with yourselves; you have set back the causes of gay rights and racial integration 100 years with this tool of genocidal barbarity.

Not only that, but it is a colossal waste of money that could have been better used furthering our righteous causes. Even if the seismic and environmental effects are not as severe as claimed and not a single person is killed, it is still a criminally stupid waste of resources.

- GothicVirus666, Chief of the Homosexual African-American Association of Kahanistan.

Attachment: DEAT.exe

-Message from The Lone Alliance-
We announce that we will be detonating a Tsar Bomba within your target zone 15 seconds before detonation... If in the process your bomb is destroyed before it is activated, tough cookies.

PS: Before we forget. We also declare harsh condemnation on you and yada yada yada and all that sort.

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One day to the Dead Line

Greetings and welcome, Gayniggers across the planet!

In one day, we will perform the test of the glorious Quasidan's Balls, when we'll finally squash our old enemy, the Aerospace Logistics, and have a true Gay nation all to ourselves. You still have time. Come out of the closet, brothas, and join us!

The testing of Quasidan's Balls will be the most devastating single event for the planet in the last 64 million years. That's right, brothas, 64,000,000 years. But not all will have to suffer its consequences. The Gay Niggers can always find reliable shelter, new partners, and a whole new life with us in GNAVT!
Whether you are a true Gay ******, or just a Gay who respects the Niggas, all of you are welcome, and even those from the Corporate Alliance nations, having their last days, can start their life anew in our Association. Come out of the closet, board a plane, and hurry to join us!


We invite all Gay Niggers to watch the historic event at a safe distance from the special armoured cruise ship SS Big Al, the flagship of our world-famous subsidiary Big Al's Big Boat Rides.

SS Big Al has tens of round-the-clock bars, restaurants and clubs, and offers over many thousands of suites, all with comfortable king-size beds, extensive privacy, large TV screens and a broadband network full of HD video material, specially selected for the occasion. All those who won't fit on the ship, don't worry, as in our network of highly protected Gay clubs you will find all the same comforts!

After the test, the festivities will last all night, the next day, and the following night.

Let's all gather together, and cheer for a gay universe!
FOR A GAY UNIVERSE!!!

To: Vault 10
From: Colonel Ulysses Garth, Commander in chief of the A.U.C.U.A.F, temporary head of state of the Allied States of the Chrisman Union

Vault 10,
All due respect to your somewhat misguided nation, but this pure madness! If the device is not decommissioned, and the testing of any other weapons of this capacity indefinitely postponed, the Chrisman Union will have to take military action, as will its allies. What surprises me the most is that the W.A hasn't clamped down on this megabomb before the concept was even drawn nor thought off. At the moment, we have a small, but highly trained military, with many weapons heading in from the Northern Baltic. Mark my words, you shall regret it if you do not stop your weapons program immediately.

Yours Faithfully,
Col. Ulysses Garth

To: Vault 10
From: Colonel Ulysses Garth, Commander in chief of the A.U.C.U.A.F, temporary head of state of the Allied States of the Chrisman Union

Vault 10,
All due respect to your somewhat misguided nation, but this pure madness! If the device is not decommissioned, and the testing of any other weapons of this capacity indefinitely postponed, the Chrisman Union will have to take military action, as will its allies. What surprises me the most is that the W.A hasn't clamped down on this megabomb before the concept was even drawn nor thought off. At the moment, we have a small, but highly trained military, with many weapons heading in from the Northern Baltic. Mark my words, you shall regret it if you do not stop your weapons program immediately.

Yours Faithfully,
Col. Ulysses Garth

OOC: The WA has no say in II its a NS site function, nothing more.

OOC: Read the news thread - http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=558660 - to the end. Our nation, or its main forces, are fighting GNAVT. Right now, what passes for federal forces here, is in an aerial fight to destroy that bomb.

You should address GNAVT - a rogue organization that is doing this, not Vault 10, which doesn't have a government to speak of.


Sgt. Shaved Balls
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The Gaynigger Association of Vault Ten laughs at your threats and warnings. We are not afraid, because we are true Gayniggers.

Ever since our resolution, calling for Abolition of Different-Sex Marriage, was turned down, the Gaynigger Association has no respect for the United Nations, nor for the World Assembly.

This Glorious Test will not only serve to demonstrate our Power Level that is long past 9000, but will spread trillions of tons of radioactive fallout. Damaging the reproductive systems all around the world, it will make heterosexual replication impractical if not impossible, thus crashing the last argument of the proponents of man-woman marriages. As replication will be completely separated from sex, we'll finally free the Humanity from the shackles of gender conflict!

Then, our Gaynigger fraternity will go around the world, spreading the Holy worlds of Gary Niger and Timecop, and teach it to give birth only to male children. Rather than oppose us, you should join us in our plight. Together, we'll make this planet a Gay place to stay!






About GNAVT
GNAVT leverages core skillsets and world-class team synergy through sodomy to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge business application product suite solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the readiness capabilities of their commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.

To: GNAVT central command
From: Colonel Ulysses Garth, A.S.C.U.A.F

GNAVT,
Is this what this is all about? Conflict between Gay and Straight? I am afraid I don't get it.

See, if your nuclear blast doesn't essentially blow the entire planet into wotsit sized chunks, and does affect sexual organs as you said, how would we reporduce? Like it or not, humanity cannot continue to grow without hetreosexual (OOC: excuse the spelling)...errr....yeah.

Anyway, we don't force you do be straight. Don't force us to be gay.

Now for your own sake, we are at your doorstep, about to storm your test site. Raise your hands, hand over the nuke, and come quietly...we shall not harm you.

Col. Ulysses Garth