NationStates Jolt Archive

I have an idea, we the II communitity should ICly parody Billy Joel's "We didn't start the fire"

Now lets get started List as many scars, marks and terrible historical happenings that occurred in your nation and brief summary of each so that one of us can write the parody. :D

An couple examples of mine would be the Johnstown massacre and Leafanistani -South Lizasaurian sub incident.

God, it would be impossible to do with our country...Russian is only workable in Russian songs.

liek this? (http://wdstw.ytmnd.com/) xD

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Religious Revival
King killed by Edwardo Listless
Edwardo Listless assumes title His Holiness, and reigns over a theocracy widely supported until his death
Cripistan kills religious missionaries from Beatus helping with humanitarian aide, sparks war
Cripistan surrenders
Troops come home
Springfield Island opened for colonization
War With the Royal Code
President Edwardo Listless Leads Troops into battle against the Royal Code in the Jungles of Springfield Island
Edwardo Listless died from a Heart Attack at Festivus Dinner Peace talks with the Royal Code
Nation Mourns
Civil War
New Constitution Adopted
Jim Lange Elected President
Nuclear Accident nearly wiped out half the nation
Any Nuclear devices banned in the Beatus
Jim Lange died in a terrorist attack, limo exploded.
Civil War
New Constitution adopted
Ex General, and Actor elected President (Gen. Hannibal Smith (RET.))
Infection currently ravaging nation

(I'm probably missing something but that should be enough, right?)

LOL Beatus, that'll do.

Johnstown bombing
Johnstown Guerrilla war
Virgon civil strife
The first and second Grecian war
VODAIS plague
Brummerhaven falls
Age of Bloodshed
Detente on 8th continent ends
Media wars
Bugs wars
Wing wars
Lesbanian-South Lizasaurian race riots
Captain Tu's lethal love affair
Leafanistani-South Lizasaurian sub incident
Misconduct by the old king
Soviet revolution during First Grecian war
Arsenal Cafe

Reactor Meltdown
Radiation burns the skin
civil war
Spetsnaz
annoying telemarketers
zombie viruses in the guyvers
anarchists
Chechen war
Umbrella Corp.
Afghanistan
Mutant pork
NKVD hostile takeover
it's a trap
Dr. Volks in the beatus
Dr Bellics an evil nut
Kotenko's at summit

Well, starting from the first civil war in 2400 B.C.E...

2400 B.C.E. 1st Stoklomolvi Civil War
2000 B.C.E. 2nd Stoklomolvi Civil War
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Rasputin, a despot, refuses to die after enduring extremely harsh attack, such as ballista bolts to the head
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112 B.C.E. 15th Stoklomolvi Civil War

Haven't got much else at the moment