Third Spanish States
03-06-2008, 05:04
In a press statement today, direct representative Dnar Nya has confirmed the estate of Emergence across the Confederacy as direct responsibility of the greatest Calamity ever to impact the island, isolated from the rest of the world. This new infectious Virus, simply called as the Calamity, has been carving its way through easily caught victims, and authorities fear that it will be a matter of time before this deadly impacting virus spread to the rest of the world.
"We have never seen something so tragically powerful and wiill-breaking before", stated Luap Nor, specialist of Health cares, as he was interviewed by our reporter Kcarrab Amabo, which also went further to get more details and was briefly answered:
"More than thirty millions have already felt to the virus, and we fear it won't be a matter of weeks before this number double. I never have seen in my whole life a virus so deadly and fearsome as this one", he complemented to our news broadcasting agency, emphasizing again the capability of spreading so quickly of the Calamity. With that answered, our reporter came to ask more details on how the calamity works:
"It, likes all viruses, remains inactive until it plugs on a host, and then it begins to operate and continually spread using its host as a medium to continue running. the main difference is that the Calamity has made Ebola seems like child's play.". Curiously, our reporter asked why, and was briefly answered by Luap Nor, as he brought the details on the symptoms of the virus:
"The most common symptom is insomnia, however it becomes much graver as the Calamity progresses further into netting the victim with its traps.", however the point was still not answered, on what exactly was this new calamity that was infecting all the people of Third Spanish States.
"Calamity is the most advanced video game console ever built, being focused for an adult audience, which is one of the reasons why it is not a child's play. It has already "infected" 30 millions of customers as mentioned, and is spreading like an wildfire. It is so fun to play that it is claimed to give severe insomnia, although of course we will provide free sleep therapy to any interested customer. The fact that you can control a video game with the wave of a hand and no remote control makes it as close to a virtual reality simulation interface as possible. The level of interactivity it provides with some of the most advanced I/O technologies is incredible, and best of all, it can do almost everything a computer does, you can even install an operating system on it to run PC games! Now this is no longer an exclusivity of computers with emulator softwares! I am infected too, maybe you should stay away if you don't want to buy one.", he added, laughing cheerly as a member of the Health cares department, named as a sort of variation over the name of one of the creators of the Hidal Videojuegos Cooperativa, Heather Donovan. Our reporter has informed that he was also infected, and now Calamity is right at his home infecting his entire family as well.
The most groundbreaking feature of the Calamity is its additional processor built for neural-network distribution of server-side applications for Massively Multiplayer Online Games, sought to allow for economically viable zero-fee MMOs which work in a manner similar to peer-to-peer connections, which although has had no example of game using its principle yet.
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CALAMITY©
Redefining the next generation of video-games
Manufacturer: Hidal Videojuegos, Emergence Microsystems
Dimensions: 280 mm(length), 180 mm(width), 65 mm(height)
Generation: Eighth generation of consoles
CPU:
- Emergence Compact7 1 GHz i386 primary processor
- Multineuron 80 MHz ZISC specialized processor for peer-to-peer MMO neuro-server data distribution.
GPU: Vidox 300 Mhz, 256 bits, 12 MB embedded 1T-SRAM, 3D Video Card
Memory: 128 MB 1T-SRAM memory, expansion for addition of additional memory in specialized stores available.
Storage:
- TuckerTech 4 GB flash memory with boot section
- 2 GB multi-game memory card and pendrive
- Slot-loading disc drive compatible with Blu-ray, DVD and CD
Embedded Softwares:
- GameLinus 3.4 Lite
- Calamity Music Player
- Calamity Video Player
Compatibility: PC games, providing a proper Lite version of needed operating system is installed and available.
Ports and peripheral capabilities:
- Motion sensor capable of recognizing direct gestures of the gamer and interpret them to control the gameplay.
- USB 2.0 ports with support for conventional I/O devices (10)
- ConfeNet 100 Kbit Ethernet LAN port
- Digital video output port
- Analog video output port
Internet:
- Any ADSL2, T1, Cable, Satellite or alike modem or network device with USB connection can be installed into it. The auto-configure software will seek to automatically set up it as ready for multiplayer
- Integrated Wi-fi port
Freebie Game: Fall Spanien: The Spanish Civil War (Tactical First-person Shooter)
Audio
- Sonopera Bravo 1.4 sound card
- Digital and Analog audio output ports
Power consumption
- 14 watts when on
- 1 watt in standby
Cost: $500 ($425 with 15% off)
WARNING: We take no responsibility for any issue regarding blue screens of death, crashes or computer viruses occurring from the installation of Failsoft Winblows Operating Systems in the Calamity. Our hardware have been fully tested and optimized for Linux and FreeBSD, and thus might not offer full compatibility with the mentioned OS.
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"We have never seen something so tragically powerful and wiill-breaking before", stated Luap Nor, specialist of Health cares, as he was interviewed by our reporter Kcarrab Amabo, which also went further to get more details and was briefly answered:
"More than thirty millions have already felt to the virus, and we fear it won't be a matter of weeks before this number double. I never have seen in my whole life a virus so deadly and fearsome as this one", he complemented to our news broadcasting agency, emphasizing again the capability of spreading so quickly of the Calamity. With that answered, our reporter came to ask more details on how the calamity works:
"It, likes all viruses, remains inactive until it plugs on a host, and then it begins to operate and continually spread using its host as a medium to continue running. the main difference is that the Calamity has made Ebola seems like child's play.". Curiously, our reporter asked why, and was briefly answered by Luap Nor, as he brought the details on the symptoms of the virus:
"The most common symptom is insomnia, however it becomes much graver as the Calamity progresses further into netting the victim with its traps.", however the point was still not answered, on what exactly was this new calamity that was infecting all the people of Third Spanish States.
"Calamity is the most advanced video game console ever built, being focused for an adult audience, which is one of the reasons why it is not a child's play. It has already "infected" 30 millions of customers as mentioned, and is spreading like an wildfire. It is so fun to play that it is claimed to give severe insomnia, although of course we will provide free sleep therapy to any interested customer. The fact that you can control a video game with the wave of a hand and no remote control makes it as close to a virtual reality simulation interface as possible. The level of interactivity it provides with some of the most advanced I/O technologies is incredible, and best of all, it can do almost everything a computer does, you can even install an operating system on it to run PC games! Now this is no longer an exclusivity of computers with emulator softwares! I am infected too, maybe you should stay away if you don't want to buy one.", he added, laughing cheerly as a member of the Health cares department, named as a sort of variation over the name of one of the creators of the Hidal Videojuegos Cooperativa, Heather Donovan. Our reporter has informed that he was also infected, and now Calamity is right at his home infecting his entire family as well.
The most groundbreaking feature of the Calamity is its additional processor built for neural-network distribution of server-side applications for Massively Multiplayer Online Games, sought to allow for economically viable zero-fee MMOs which work in a manner similar to peer-to-peer connections, which although has had no example of game using its principle yet.
Buy Calamity Now and Get 15% Off
CALAMITY©
Redefining the next generation of video-games
Manufacturer: Hidal Videojuegos, Emergence Microsystems
Dimensions: 280 mm(length), 180 mm(width), 65 mm(height)
Generation: Eighth generation of consoles
CPU:
- Emergence Compact7 1 GHz i386 primary processor
- Multineuron 80 MHz ZISC specialized processor for peer-to-peer MMO neuro-server data distribution.
GPU: Vidox 300 Mhz, 256 bits, 12 MB embedded 1T-SRAM, 3D Video Card
Memory: 128 MB 1T-SRAM memory, expansion for addition of additional memory in specialized stores available.
Storage:
- TuckerTech 4 GB flash memory with boot section
- 2 GB multi-game memory card and pendrive
- Slot-loading disc drive compatible with Blu-ray, DVD and CD
Embedded Softwares:
- GameLinus 3.4 Lite
- Calamity Music Player
- Calamity Video Player
Compatibility: PC games, providing a proper Lite version of needed operating system is installed and available.
Ports and peripheral capabilities:
- Motion sensor capable of recognizing direct gestures of the gamer and interpret them to control the gameplay.
- USB 2.0 ports with support for conventional I/O devices (10)
- ConfeNet 100 Kbit Ethernet LAN port
- Digital video output port
- Analog video output port
Internet:
- Any ADSL2, T1, Cable, Satellite or alike modem or network device with USB connection can be installed into it. The auto-configure software will seek to automatically set up it as ready for multiplayer
- Integrated Wi-fi port
Freebie Game: Fall Spanien: The Spanish Civil War (Tactical First-person Shooter)
Audio
- Sonopera Bravo 1.4 sound card
- Digital and Analog audio output ports
Power consumption
- 14 watts when on
- 1 watt in standby
Cost: $500 ($425 with 15% off)
WARNING: We take no responsibility for any issue regarding blue screens of death, crashes or computer viruses occurring from the installation of Failsoft Winblows Operating Systems in the Calamity. Our hardware have been fully tested and optimized for Linux and FreeBSD, and thus might not offer full compatibility with the mentioned OS.
VIRAL©
World's First Guerrilla Marketing Specialized Agency