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Yorki International Corporation, a leader in metal working, electronics, and science, is looking to purchase trouble makers in your nation! Do you have an unruly lower class? Maybe those pesky high school and college protesters? How about those guys in your overloaded prison system?

Whoever your trouble makers are, WE WANT TO BUY THEM! Give us your troubles AND MAKE MONEY! How can you loose? YOU CAN'T!

We wish to offer you $250 per person. That adds up when you have rid your nation of any and all trouble makers. Imagine never having to spend another penny on prisons. Imagine never having to deal with trouble makers again - after all, this will be a nice deterant when people realize that if they cause trouble, they disappear - forever.

So, rid your nation of trouble and make money doing it - THE EASY WAY!

To do so, please fill out this simple application!

Number of People:
Able to Provide Transportation?

All Payments Made In Cash!

OOC: While this is against ViZion's laws, their facilities are located outside ViZion on islands that are owned by this company. They have also recently moved their headquarters from ViZion as well.

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Zinairian Foreign Authority
Department of Diplomatic Affairs
14 National Plaza, Zinaire City

Although we are certainly not without unsavory types that we would like to dispose of, even at that measly sum, we are forbidden, by Zinairian Statute 284B, §12, to sell our citizens to companies with "logos that wreak of ugliness and the spray paint tool." I apologize and I hope we can do business in the future.

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Sir Jackson Miller
Chancellor of Diplomatic Affairs

OOC: Oh, come now, I know you secretly love logos made in 5 seconds like that :cool:

To: Yorki International Corporation
From: Kingdom of Lynion

You seem to have a slave deal going on by the sounds of things. You ask us to sell you our trouble makers for a low price and then use them as cheap labour. Bah! Even if we wanted to we have no motivations to do so.

If you provide transport costs it seems reasonable. Is there a minimum or maximum age requirement for the sale?

We would like to send you our obvious failures, that is anyone that fails out of the GEP/MEP, and doesn't have a community sponser. Also anyone exiled who states they have no land of domicile. Also any refugee who is deemed "expunged". Any children that don't meet minimum requirements of the Childhood Development program, and who's parents do not ask for an exemption, or those people that fail the physical three times consecutively without valid temporary medical reason and do not have a sponser, or those who are deemed to be of no meritable public service and do not have a sponser.

We estimte that this could ammount to about 260,000,000 Persons initially and perhaps 13 Million persons annually.

We would be willing to do a bulk sale for 50 Billion initially and 3 Billion annually for those deemed exportable on an annual basis.



OOC: I'm locked out of my regular login... on jolt

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Zaureus;13736172']We estimte that this could ammount to about 260,000,000 Persons initially and perhaps 13 Million persons annually.

We would be willing to do a bulk sale for 50 Trillion initially and 3 Billion annually for those deemed exportable on an annual basis.

OOC: You don't have anywhere near that many people....

OOC: I'm locked out of my regular login... on jolt

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OOC: see comment above.

OOC: see comment above.

PS In about a week you will notice some aircraft entering your airspace.

To: Yorki International, Inc.
From: The Grand World Order Federal Guard, Corrections Division

We at the GWO already have our prisoners work on assemblylines, but we lease these assemblylines to corporations.

On average, an entire assemblyline consists of 200 prisoners. They are sorted onto two types of assemblylines: Light Industry and Heavy Industry.

Light Industry is for reserved for minor offences, such as Assault in the Minor Degree, Unlawful Activism, et cetera. This is where non-mechanical, basic to standard electronics, tools, basic metalwork, carpentry, and other simple goods are made.

Heavy Industry is reserved for the "bad boys" of our nation who commit crimes such as Murder, Conspiracy to Harm the Government (In cases where death is not utilized), Rape, Kidnapping (Depending on the case), et cetera. This is where equipment used in war, ships, machinery, buildings, standard to semi-advanced electronics, dangerous materials and equipment, and other goods that require hard work.

The prisoners are watched very closely by armed guards, and only time they put into work actually counts towards their sentence. Prisoners who intentionally sabotage their goods are executed, and those who are lazy or sassy are punished (by non lethal means) at the guard unit's discretion, usually by beatings.

Also, to lease an assemblyline at your current price, you must repay the price offered every three years.