NationStates Jolt Archive

Today the Kyan government announced that it was undergoing testing of a 125 megaton nuclear bomb, a weapon far larger than anything the Kyan government, or for that matter any government, has tested before. The testing will take place 3 days from now at 1620 military time. The bomb will be released from a B-54 bomber at a high altitude over a vast expanse of frozen nothingness in the northeastern part of Logan and Ky. Various critics have denounced the testing, calling it "unneccessary" and "ridiculously expensive," while the government has, however, deemed it "vital to national security". The bomb was developed in secret outside of the Kyan capital, and the names of those who worked on its development have still not been released.

ooc- wouldn't you want to set up a fake town to see the results and damage?

At a 125 megatons, it gets very irrellevant. Hell, 100 megatons can wipe out a small country! Like Belgium!

Also, I have to warn you, the only known bomb design that can get to 125 megatons is also amongst the 'dirtiest'(in terms of radioactive fallout) nuclear bomb designs out there. Expect the area you detonate the bomb in to be wasteland.

OOC: Thats a waste of nuclear materials. At that yield, most of the energy is expanded into the upper atmosphere. Much simpler to build more smaller warheads.

"woah that's a hell of a bomb, well at least their dropping it on themselves" said the intelligence officer.

"ha I guess that'll feature high in the report for today" said the officer behind him. "aha we'll pass it onto high command.

OOC; didn't the soviets test a weapon abit smaller then this?

"woah that's a hell of a bomb, well at least their dropping it on themselves" said the intelligence officer.

"ha I guess that'll feature high in the report for today" said the officer behind him. "aha we'll pass it onto high command.

OOC; didn't the soviets test a weapon abit smaller then this?

[ooc: Tsar Bomba]

Letter from the Sumerian Nuclear Society

While we applaud your attempts, we are a little shocked at the assumption that your current detonation is the largest ever. At the night of Sumerian nuclear testing in the 10,340s, a three-stage demonstration warhead was detonated 350m underground as part of a multi-purpose scientific test. While the warhead was not designed as a weapon, indeed it was specially built for the test, it measured over 200mt of explosive force and forever changed the physical shape of the massive Kavir Nuclear Test Zone. And indeed, we are convinced other nations have made larger tests, or make claim to them.

A word of caution, although we are a civillian society dedicated to the preservation of Nuclear History, consider the effects of your weapon before you drop it. A poorly chosen test site, a poorly decided detonation method, and a poorly designed bomb, no matter how powerful, will cause you more problems then good. Arctic test zones are the worst due to high ammounts of highly irradiated water vapour your test will release into the global atmosphere. It is highly unlikely that governments, let alone people, will respond kindly to such a test that causes global problems in such a manner. An underground detonation is sufficient if you desire power. If an air test is nessecary then a more suitable, and less problematic, test site should be sought after, preferably dry salt lakes isolated from outside air currents. The Kavir Nuclear Test Zone currently used by the Sumerian government was picked specificly for these qualities, and has provided only problems of siesmic activity, if any problems at all, to the local population. The area itself, however, is a barren and highly irradiated wasteland, but the high mountians surrounding the low super-dry salt-lake desert provide excellent security for most types of testing.

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From: Prime Minister’s office

To: The Kyan government

The kingdom of Imbrinium denounces your test of a nuclear weapon. If every country in the world that has or is a nuclear power used them so reckless as your nation did the world would cease to exist. Please cease your weapons testing.

Prime Minister
Sir Konstantinos Stephanos

[ooc: Tsar Bomba]

ooc: Thats the one! cheers

At a 125 megatons, it gets very irrellevant.

[OOC: It's less of "What Has It Damaged?" and more of "What Hasn't It Damaged?"]

[With Tsar Bomber, didn't they use a Three-stage warhead? To my way of thinking, I thought that used a much more efficient fission reaction than other designs? Also, Tsar Bomber was only about 50tonnes when they tested it: they estimated 100Mt if they were to change the tamper to depleted uranium...
And what NOONE realises is that it ain't the uranium chucked out which causes persistent radiation: it's the byproducts of the fission (such as Caesium, Iodine, Ruthenium...) and objects affected by neutron radiation, causing them to become unstable.]

The People's Republic of Alfegos gives assurance to Logan and Ky that it should pursue testing of nuclear weaponry, as long as such tests are performed under the surface: we do not want the results of your atmospheric testing drifting down to us. We've already got enough as it is in the way of radiation.

[V10CC]

The Community of Vault 10 congratulates you on your tests.

We would like to reassure you that extensive radioactive fallout doesn't yet mean the end of a nation, as we show by example. Even after sustaining a massive strategic exchange, our territory is still populated, albeit predominantly by mutated geckos and insects. Furthermore, a number of our people is continuing to live in large underground bunkers, or "Vaults".

After your test, we'll be glad to establish relations with you, and in advance send you an official invitation to the Nuclear Wasteland Club we preside over.


[V10CC]

Official Kyan Message

While we do understand your concern, we must reiterate the point that this bomb will in no way adversely affect any of your nations. The reasons for this are that, first of all, we are using a lead tamper rather than Uranium-238, which will greatly reduce fallout. Second of all the bomb is being detonated at an extremely high altitude over an uninhabited area the size of the entire continent of Europe. There is no reason to worry.

Signed,
Erikk Svalbard
President, Logan and Ky

ooc: This test actually was inspired by the Tsar Bomba. I decided to post this thread after reading about it...

From Emperor Syro:

We are fine with your weapons testing so long as the bomb does not enter other nations or outer space (without being attacked first).

We would also like to take the pleasure of inviting you to some military games we are hosting. they are open to all FT nations and some MT nations by invitation. we will gladly provide transport.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=558034

Official Kyan Message

While we do understand your concern, we must reiterate the point that this bomb will in no way adversely affect any of your nations. The reasons for this are that, first of all, we are using a lead tamper rather than Uranium-238, which will greatly reduce fallout. Second of all the bomb is being detonated at an extremely high altitude over an uninhabited area the size of the entire continent of Europe. There is no reason to worry.

Signed,
Erikk Svalbard
President, Logan and Ky

ooc: This test actually was inspired by the Tsar Bomba. I decided to post this thread after reading about it...

Letter from the Sumerian Nuclear Society

We are curious as to what drugs your Nuclear Weapons scientists are using to assume that such a blast would not affect other nations, especially such a high altitude blast. Furthermore, we are curious how a weapon of this design, using a lead tamper, could actually be lifted off the ground by any bomber. Such a weapon would undoubtably weight in excess of 60 tonnes alone and the bomber would have to be flying at the service celing of the SR-71 to escape the fireball, which would easily be over twenty kilometers in diameter and still touch the ground even if such preconditions are met.

Furthermore we are distressed at the assumption that the evaporation and irradiation of vast ammounts of frozen water, which would be dispersed high into the planet's atmosphere and carried all over the world, would not have any adverse affects on any other nation. We are prone to wonder if the scientists who designed this bomb are stoned teenagers instead of real scientists.

Likewise the high altitude blast would cause issues of electromagnetic interference with electronics. The large yield of the device alone, coupled with the need to detonate it at thirty kilometers altitude or more, would cause severe power blackouts on an area larger then the continent of Eurasia, with possible Africa combined. Going higher still would cause still more problems, and larger radius of affect.

Furthermore we are concerned for the blatant disregard of the safety of the bomber crew, who would either be unlucky enough to be within the fireball itself, and certianly within the area of affect of the blast, or if by some impossible miracle managed to survive that, be struck from the sky as the EMP from the blast destroys their avionics, along with anything electronics for thousands of kilometers in any direction, which would include satelites.

Your blatant disregard for international well being, for your own crew's well being, and apparently for any education on the part of your scientists, has led us to promptly lobby the Sumerian government to take action towards you through whatever means it deems nessecary. We will be presenting this at the next meeting of the Senate.

To: Logan and Ky
From: Kingdom of Lynion, Sky Marshall Tzu

We have a concern for Europe as this happens to be close to our islands. We request that you either do the test underground or cancel the test itself. Nuclear arms are not the way to settle anything.

To: Logan and Ky
From: Kingdom of Lynion, Sky Marshall Tzu

We have a concern for Europe as this happens to be close to our islands. We request that you either do the test underground or cancel the test itself. Nuclear arms are not the way to settle anything.

OOC: An area the size of Europe, not Europe itself.

Official Tribal Chiefdom of Vetaka Diplomatic Message:

To: <Open Communication>
From: The Tribal Council of the Tribal Chiefdom of Vetaka

Subject: Scheduled Nuclear Test of Kyan 125 Megaton Nuclear Device

The Tribal Chiefdom of Vetaka whilst recognising the need for nations to test and demonstrate their various nuclear deterrents in action must enquire as to the Kyan reason as to why the Kyan Government believes the detonation of a 125 Megaton Device is "Vital to National Security"?

Surely common sense would suggest that the detonation of device with such destructive power would have the opposite affect to the protection and promotion of Kyan National Security? Surely common sense, good strategic planning and general intelligence would suggest to bolster national security a nation would make additional investments in its Security Forces, its Military Forces and its Security Systems.

As mentioned the Tribal Council recognizes the Kyan Requirement to test and demonstrate is Nuclear Power but questions the Kyan decision to detonate a Nuclear Device with the power to destroy a small nation? Wouldn't the detonation of smaller device acheive the same affect and even portray the Kyan Government as one of Respect, Honour and Intelligence?

The Tribal Council as such intends to monitor the situation and observe the test, whilst bringing the subject to the International Community as a whole for debate in various Political Forums the Vetakan Nation is a member of.

Yours

Rising Tiger

Supreme Honoured Parceltongue of the Tribal Council
Honoured Chieftain of the Tribal Chiefdom of Vetaka
High Commander of the Vetakan Defence Forces

Letter from the Sumerian Nuclear Society

We are curious as to what drugs your Nuclear Weapons scientists are using to assume that such a blast would not affect other nations, especially such a high altitude blast. Furthermore, we are curious how a weapon of this design, using a lead tamper, could actually be lifted off the ground by any bomber. Such a weapon would undoubtably weight in excess of 60 tonnes alone and the bomber would have to be flying at the service celing of the SR-71 to escape the fireball, which would easily be over twenty kilometers in diameter and still touch the ground even if such preconditions are met.

Furthermore we are distressed at the assumption that the evaporation and irradiation of vast ammounts of frozen water, which would be dispersed high into the planet's atmosphere and carried all over the world, would not have any adverse affects on any other nation. We are prone to wonder if the scientists who designed this bomb are stoned teenagers instead of real scientists.

Likewise the high altitude blast would cause issues of electromagnetic interference with electronics. The large yield of the device alone, coupled with the need to detonate it at thirty kilometers altitude or more, would cause severe power blackouts on an area larger then the continent of Eurasia, with possible Africa combined. Going higher still would cause still more problems, and larger radius of affect.

Furthermore we are concerned for the blatant disregard of the safety of the bomber crew, who would either be unlucky enough to be within the fireball itself, and certianly within the area of affect of the blast, or if by some impossible miracle managed to survive that, be struck from the sky as the EMP from the blast destroys their avionics, along with anything electronics for thousands of kilometers in any direction, which would include satelites.

Your blatant disregard for international well being, for your own crew's well being, and apparently for any education on the part of your scientists, has led us to promptly lobby the Sumerian government to take action towards you through whatever means it deems nessecary. We will be presenting this at the next meeting of the Senate.

ooc: You actually got that one right, lol

IC: Official Kyan message

First of all, the bomber being utilized to drop the bomb is a heavily modified B-54 that does not require a crew. We can control from underground bunkers near the testing site. Second of all the bomb is not being dropped at such a height that it would endanger satellites, although we acknowledge there is a negligible risk of power failure at the towns closest to the explosion. As for your "taking action towards us through any means necessary," we'd like to see you try.

Signed,
Erikk Svalbard
President, Logan and Ky

Encrypted Grestonian Comminque

To: President Erikk Svalbard
From: President and Imperial Parliamentarian Sir Jerry Striker
Subject: RE: Testing of 125 Megaton Nuclear Bomb

Dear President Erikk Svalbard,

First off I must congragulate your nation on taking a step foward in national security to protect your sovereignty. But secondly I must condemn you for what use will it be? Also, why destroy your land and let out the nuclear fallout so close to your naiton when it is being made to help your nation? If you want to see real results I will sell you a small port city to test this on.

From,
President and Imperial Parliamentarian The Rt. Hon. Sir Jerry Striker

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To: Logan and Ky and all concerned nations
From: The Federation of Technocratic Unionates

Greetings from the Technate.

It has come to our attention that Logan and Ky have recently announced the test of a 125 Megaton nuclear bomb. We would first like to extend our congratulations to Logan and Ky in joining the 100+ Megaton nuclear club. We look forward to working with Logan and Ky in the future in responsibly maintaining and developing nuclear weapons for the purpose of our mutual defense and that of our nuclear-armed allies.

However, we urge Logan and Ky to conduct the tests either underground or not at all. Other nations have already stated their reasons for concern regarding the test and the size of the bomb, and we echo their sentiments.

We look forward to working with Logan and Ky, and reaching a solution that will benefit all involved.

SIGNATURE STAMP: 0001-0603081324

OOC: The Tsar Bomba was only 50 MT, although it was initially planned for 100. With a 125 MT device you're looking at the possibility of significantly affecting a large portion of the world's populace with radiation fallout from the blast. The projections for the Tsar Bomba at 100 MT was that it would release an equivalent of 25% of all nuclear radiation fallout ever created. See: http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Russia/Sovwarhead.html

Official Statement of the Government of the Conservative United States of Holy Paradise:
"While we are not thrilled at the immense size of the weapon you used, we firmly support your right to develop and use nuclear weapons, being that your past activities have not been terroristic or overly aggressive. We congratulate you on your success. We also, like many other nations, wish that you will only detonate underground from now on."

OOC: The Tsar Bomba was only 50 MT, although it was initially planned for 100. With a 125 MT device you're looking at the possibility of significantly affecting a large portion of the world's populace with radiation fallout from the blast. The projections for the Tsar Bomba at 100 MT was that it would release an equivalent of 25% of all nuclear radiation fallout ever created. See: http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Russia/Sovwarhead.html

57 Megatons, to be exact.

ooc: You actually got that one right, lol

IC: Official Kyan message

First of all, the bomber being utilized to drop the bomb is a heavily modified B-54 that does not require a crew. We can control from underground bunkers near the testing site. Second of all the bomb is not being dropped at such a height that it would endanger satellites, although we acknowledge there is a negligible risk of power failure at the towns closest to the explosion. As for your "taking action towards us through any means necessary," we'd like to see you try.

Signed,
Erikk Svalbard
President, Logan and Ky

Official Statement of the Government of the Conservative United States of Holy Paradise:
Unless Logan and Ky use the nuke as a weapon against another nation in this test, Holy Paradise will support them against any attack.

57 Megatons, to be exact.

OOC: Depends on the source you use. Initial US measurements claim 57 MT, and all Russian sources after 1991 claim 50 MT, but either way it's still a lot of BOOM.

ooc: You actually got that one right, lol

IC: Official Kyan message

First of all, the bomber being utilized to drop the bomb is a heavily modified B-54 that does not require a crew. We can control from underground bunkers near the testing site. Second of all the bomb is not being dropped at such a height that it would endanger satellites, although we acknowledge there is a negligible risk of power failure at the towns closest to the explosion. As for your "taking action towards us through any means necessary," we'd like to see you try.

Signed,
Erikk Svalbard
President, Logan and Ky

OOC: Hitting an OOC response tonight before I involve the actual government (You have been dealing with a non-government civillian group by the way).

First of all, either your bomb is detonated 30km up from sea level (For most flat land near sea level), or the blast will irradiate the frozen ice on the ground area and vapourize it. If that happens you will be releasing a huge cloud of highly radioactive water into the atmosphere that will circle the planet, and will rain radioactive rain down on foreign lands. Unless you can control the weather with a weather machine.

Second, at 30km or higher, how high you would need to be to avoid doing the above, the atmosphere would remove much of the issues of range with regards to EMP transfer, as it would be much less dense. This means at 30km, the EMP of your bomb would literally fry all electronics of half the globe on the surface, and vierually all satalites in orbit around RL Earth, which would mean it would wipe out any satelites anywhere even remotely near your borders, both civillian and military, yours and foreigners.

If you insist on an air dropped open air blast (Again your bomb is 60 tonnes and would need to be dropped from higher then the SR-71 flies, so I doubt this is even possible, so you might as well just go underground), then I can't see how any sane person can do anything but threaten (And act out) full niclear retaliation ICly. Which, by the way, is exactly what I intend to do tommorow when I get time for an IC post, as an open air blast of such magnitude would be a danger to everyone.

Although if you must have an "open air" blast, and will spare no expense, then nuke Mars. A blast on Mars would have no affect on Earth, and would still be open air. You'd surely piss off some PMT and FT players, but that's between you and them.

OOC: I'll re-update my telegram because it seems I did something wrong

IC

To: Logan and Ky Government
From: Kingdom of Lynion, King Ranakin

We demand that this nuclear testing either goes underground or is cancelled all together. Should you go ahead with the program, expect the Lynion's to return fire. A nuclear weapon this size should be forgotten and turn into scrap or risk a possible nuclear winter. Believe me, the Lynion's will not be happy if you put Earth into a nuclear winter just because of a simple test that makes no statement.

Official Communique, Axis Nova Office of Foreign Affairs


We congratulate you on your successful test.

ICCD officially denouces the test, the bomb is far too damaging for a "test".

ICCD officially denouces the test.


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ICS (in character secret) ICCD is going to send stealth aircraft to jam all signals around the bomber once it nears the site, then the plane will be blown out of the sky. (or an attempt there to)

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Diplomatic Directorate - Official Communiqué

From: Dr. Michiko Flax, Director General of the Diplomatic Directorate of the Unitary Technocracy of Etoile Arcture
To: Foreign ministry of the Democratic Republic of Logan and Ky
Subject: Dangerous nuclear test

The Unitary Technocracy of Etoile Arcture fully condemns the 125 megaton atmosphere nuclear test announced by the Kyan government. This test is irresponsible, sets a dangerous precedent, and will cause untold environmental damage. Not only will the nation of the Logan and Ky likely be devastated by the blast effects and fallout shadow of the explosion, but it will cause widespread disruption the upper atmosphere environment whose effects will be felt worldwide by all nations. This will include effects on the global climate and weather patterns, global spread of fall out, and propagation of a devastating electro-magnetic pulse that will damage and degrade electronics, power systems and even Earth orbiting satellites.

The testing of such a abhominal nuclear device serves no practical application as it cannot be fielded as a weapon, or provide data on the safe fielding of any operational weapon. Our scientists calculate that the energy released by the Chicxulub impact event widely hypotherised to have caused the extinction of the dinosaurs was in the region of 20-40 megatons. The inescapable conclusion drawn from this is that this test constitutes a major threat to the continuance of life on Earth. The long term effects will thus be felt globally and may result in a nuclear winter, failed crops, a rise in disease and death, and the consequent social and economic unrest that this will cause and destabilisation of the world economy.

The Etoilian government therefore calls upon other nations to place pressure on the Kyan government so that this test never takes place. We draw to the attention of the Kyan government that while no comprehensive test ban treaty exists in the NS world and no prohibition against atmosphere nuclear tests, the fact that previously announced tests have involved smaller and more practical devices and involved underground testing indicates that the method chosen by Logan and Ky for their test runs contorary to the will of the international community.

The Technocracy joins other nations by saying this test cannot be in all conscience be allowed to take place, and is prepared to act in concert with others in taking whatever action is neccessary to prevent this test from taking place. We will also warn that, should the Democratic Republic of Logan and Ky should succeed in performing this test in spite of our best efforts, that its actions will have branded it an international pariah having committed genocide on a global scale. The Technocracy will classify the Kyan government a terrorist state and will do everything in its power to bring to justice those responsible for the greatest terrorist outrage in the history of the world.

Our scientists calculate that the energy released by the Chicxulub impact event widely hypotherised to have caused the extinction of the dinosaurs was in the region of 20-40 megatons.

OOC: According to actual RL scientists, it's around 100 teratons. Or roughly 100,000,000 megatones, yes, that's one hundred million megatons.

OOC: According to actual RL scientists, it's around 100 teratons. Or roughly 100,000,000 megatones, yes, that's one hundred million megatons.


OOC: Indeed. For Chixiclub to have such global effects it would need to be one hell of a lot bigger than 30-40 (Tsar Bomb was around 50Mt and this only effected immediate area with some radiation fallout). Although it was impact near the equator and would thus have amplified its global effects. The fact still remains that that impact was galactic and not replicatable by humans.

ICS (in character secret) ICCD is going to send stealth aircraft to jam all signals around the bomber once it nears the site, then the plane will be blown out of the sky. (or an attempt there to)

Have fun getting shot down when they launch a missile to home on jam.

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An Open Message From GNAVT


GNAVT laughs out loud at your puny excuse for a nuclear weapon. If that is all Logan and Ky can manage, you might just as well quit pretending to be a nuclear power.

Our new massive nuclear bomb, the Quasidan's Balls (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=558133), has over 250 times the yield of what you are intending to test. The detonation of your laughable firecracker won't even be noticeable compared to what we field. Being just a lesser nation, you can never hope to join the 30 Gigaton Club that will be led by GNAVT through the XXI century.

Despite that, out of pity, we invite you to watch the historic test marking the establishment of the 30 Gigaton Club, which we'll monitor at a safe distance from the special armoured cruise ship SS Big Al, the flagship of our subsidiary Big Al's Big Boat Rides, famous around the world.

To make it easier for you to anticipate and appreciate the position of your military in comparison to us in the future of warfare, we send you a package of 10,000 small-scale models of the Quasidan's Balls (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=558133) bomb. All of them are made of high-quality silicone rubber, and have been tested, despite their size, not to damage the gentle tissues of the rear orifice.


We also invite other nations that formerly believed themselves to be nuclear powers to join us for a fine view of the testing and consequent celebration aboard SS Big Al. After the test, the festivities will last all night, the next day, and the following night.


Please follow this link for further information about the Quasidan's Balls and the upcoming test. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=558133)

All representatives willing to observe the history's greatest military revolution and the birth of the XXI Century warfare are welcome. SS Big Al has tens of round-the-clock bars, restaurants and clubs, and offers over 2,000 luxury suites, all with comfortable king-size beds, extensive privacy, large TV screens and a broadband network full of high-definition video material, specially selected for the occasion.






About GNAVT
GNAVT leverages core skillsets and world-class team synergy through sodomy to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge business application product suite solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the readiness capabilities of their commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.

To the government of Logan and KY:

If you choose to take a look at GNAVT's malicious boasts and see what they are about, do not hesitate to take a look at the little message we left them. If you have any problems with them, please contact us.

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An Open Message From GNAVT


GNAVT laughs out loud at your puny excuse for a nuclear weapon. If that is all Logan and Ky can manage, you might just as well quit pretending to be a nuclear power.

Our new massive nuclear bomb, the Quasidan's Balls (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=558133), has over 250 times the yield of what you are intending to test. The detonation of your laughable firecracker won't even be noticeable compared to what we field. Being just a lesser nation, you can never hope to join the 30 Gigaton Club that will be led by GNAVT through the XXI century.

Despite that, out of pity, we invite you to watch the historic test marking the establishment of the 30 Gigaton Club, which we'll monitor at a safe distance from the special armoured cruise ship SS Big Al, the flagship of our subsidiary Big Al's Big Boat Rides, famous around the world.

To make it easier for you to anticipate and appreciate the position of your military in comparison to us in the future of warfare, we send you a package of 10,000 small-scale models of the Quasidan's Balls (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=558133) bomb. All of them are made of high-quality silicone rubber, and have been tested, despite their size, not to damage the gentle tissues of the rear orifice.


We also invite other nations that formerly believed themselves to be nuclear powers to join us for a fine view of the testing and consequent celebration aboard SS Big Al. After the test, the festivities will last all night, the next day, and the following night.


Please follow this link for further information about the Quasidan's Balls and the upcoming test. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=558133)

All representatives willing to observe the history's greatest military revolution and the birth of the XXI Century warfare are welcome. SS Big Al has tens of round-the-clock bars, restaurants and clubs, and offers over 2,000 luxury suites, all with comfortable king-size beds, extensive privacy, large TV screens and a broadband network full of high-definition video material, specially selected for the occasion.






About GNAVT
GNAVT leverages core skillsets and world-class team synergy through sodomy to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge business application product suite solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the readiness capabilities of their commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.

OOC: Okay, we get it. Everything you do is a double entendre. Gay jokes.

Alright, I get it, Vault-10 has been replaced by an emo-headcrab zombie while aboard his high-tech semi-autonimous destroyer run by HAL...

As for L&K, you still consider yourself a member of ADAN?

The Commonwealth of Tolvan formally denounces this reckless test. In addition to the aforementioned threat to the enviroment detonating this weapon poses, the Commonwealth feels that such an action could serve as a catalyst for a "superweapon" race and further create chaos and instability.

As a result the Commonwealth is issuing a Travel Ban to Logan and Ky for an indefinite period of time. All travel between Logan and Ky and the Commonwealth is now prohibited. Kyian citizens in Tolvan and Tolvanic citizens in Logan and Ky have 72 hours to return to their respective homelands or face legal action.

Robert Donovan
Foreign Minister
Commonwealth of Tolvan

OOC: Dear God, shoot me, mutilate my sex organs and feed my body to the dogs.

Have fun getting shot down when they launch a missile to home on jam.

OOC:
You'll need more than one missle. Also to pinpoint mulitple Jamming locations is more difficult than a singular jammer because there is no center of the signal. Tracking fast moving aircraft then becomes problematic.. also blacking out the area is another possiblity.. localized field.. since my intel aircraft can rebroadcast modified tranmissions they may not even know something is wrong or what it is.

We can see how that plays out.


Although While missles are an option one will not do plus if the aircraft are flying above the target a missle may not be that effective...

OOC: PS by delocatlized feild I effecitvley mean stripping that channel of all radio waves rather than cluttering it.